The Neatcast

<p>Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!</p>

Episode 193 - Kourtney's Lollipops, Butt Breathing, and Antarctic Cryptids

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's a FULL LENGTH episode with EVERY SEGMENT and ALL THREE HOSTS, for the first time in 1,000 years! Guess What Kourtney Kardashian is slinging hoo-ha Lollipops! Get your Chic-Fil-A sandwich less fresh than ever! Iowa's Husband Calling Contest (turn that audio UP) Even Weirder A strange light in the sky Would you buy a Haunted House? 10 Signs Your Home May Be Haunted What are your od...

11-03
01:50:33

Halloween Special 2025

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Back with out Annual Halloween Special where we all go Beyond the Pale Jer's Spook Stories about people for other dimensions or possibly...time? Zack's Spook A Compendium of Creatures Too Sad to Be Scary. Mike's Spook We learn all about the Waverly Hills Sanatorium and a spook resident known as The Creeper.

10-31
01:38:14

Episode 192 - The AI Takeover, Cobra Woman, and Black Eyed Kids Return

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jeremy returns, and he's brought carnival stories! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE CARNIVAL STORIES. Also: Guess What We're all living through the Slop-pacolypse The CEO of ticketmaster thinks you're RIPPING HIM OFF. The scariest movies, according to SCIENCE Even Weirder Man calls police on wife because she transforms into a cobra! Driver blames crash on Chupacabra Understand dog-language with AI Caveme...

10-27
01:44:16

Episode 191 (ft. Matt from YDAFT): Taco Bell 50k, Get $$$ Hunting Ghosts AND Is It Frasier or Star Trek?

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. This week, the other half of You Didn't Ask for This, Matt, joins us until Jer gets back from the Fair. And also...why does Jer hate Matt so much that he's never around when he visits? Guess What/Even Weirder Have you run the Taco Bell 50k? That's one place to keep your thermos... Earn $5,000 to Hunt Ghosts. MIKE...get in on this. Fire in the sky over Las Vegas! Beyond The Pale That awesome 90's cartoon Gargoyles! No wait, those weren't REAL...

10-20
01:55:03

Episode 190 (ft. Eric from YDAFT): Scented Alarm Clocks, Mongolian Death Worms, and DnD Monsters

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Eric from You Didn't Ask for This joins us for some fun while Jer is playing at the Fair. Guess What/Even Weirder What if your alarm clock was SMELLY? A new actress is ALSO a sign of the end times! AI is doing a bad job taking your order Ancient cave painting of human meeting alien in most awkward way possible! Sun gets a LITTLE too excited to see 31/Atlas Beyond The Pale The TRUE STORY of the Mongolian Death Worm! Whatcha We play a game of ...

10-13
02:01:16

Neatcast Special: Some October Yokai

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. No full episode this week, but instead we have a SMATTERING of Yokai for the boys to comment on, as well as some listener mail (this is the REAL creepy part of the episode). Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Foll...

10-06
48:34

Episode 189 (Ft. Mark) - THRILLternships, Non-Human Attackers, and The Beast of Brusco

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Get yourself a THRILLTERNSHIP The Toy Hall of Fame's list, made by a 300 year old man Even Weirder It landed in my truck, it's not human! Aliens are driving around in gigantic English letters again... New BUGA SPHERE news! Beyond The Pale The Beast of Brusco! A turtle that could do nothing but take Massive W's when put head to head against a angry landowner... Whatcha Are these B...

09-29
01:48:14

Episode 188 - Wedding Decisions, Cryptid Ice Cream, and Ninni Nakka

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Everything Pumpkin Spice Pay to attend a wedding? More Wedding Assery Even Weirder Cryptid Ice Cream Flavors Emotional Support Gator Conjuring House Up For Auction Tentacle Meteorite UAP Missile Video Beyond The Pale Mike Talks About the Ninni Nakka Whatcha Mike plays 80's video dating matchmaker Brett Donna Bird Lady Wendy Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on...

09-22
01:43:49

Episode 187 (ft. Erik Slader) - Lego v Feet, Time Crystals and Angry Gnomes

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Another week without Jer...whatever will we do? Well, we found Erik Slader from...all the Podcasts EVER and world renowned author! He took time out of his busy schedule to talk more shenanigans with us. Guess Even Weirder Lego's Most Expensive Lego? Congress UFO Hearing...again? Guinness World Record for RUNNING on Lego Bricks Learn About Tiiiime Crystaaals Tyson v. Mayweather Pony Stealing Eagles Beyond the Pale Mike tells us about Gnomes. ...

09-15
01:51:53

Episode 186 (ft. D.T.) - A Heartbreaking Split, Chucky E. Cheese Arrested, and Alien Encounters

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Hey hey, kids! D.T. From Space Castle joins us for an episode that will take you back to your childhood! First, with Chuck E. Cheese being arrested, then with a bunch of cartoon shows you probably never watched! Also, a guy gropes an alien! Guess What Kraft and Heinz are separating, Jer is on suicide watch Dictionary.com adds 1200 new "words" Over 70 piles of cremated remains found in the DESERT of all places! Charles Entertainment Cheese ar...

09-08
01:58:40

Episode 185 - Cat Burgers, Pregnant Robots and Spooks on the Farm

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Ever wanted to pay hundreds of dollars to eat high-end cat food?? Ladies? Sydney Sweeney says YOU'RE the problem! Stuff that makes singles nervous! Even Weirder I don't even know dude A guy found Bigfoot! He's very trustworthy! Beyond the Pale Mike takes us BEYOND THE PALE to discuss creepy farm creatures and farm adjacent creatures! Take a look at this sketch of a Canadian Spider-Bat! Whatcha We read through some of the weirdest ...

09-01
02:11:13

Wild Reality - w/ Leo Allen

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Leo has returned but this time, for his very first Wild Reality episode. We chat a little about weird and unexplainable experiences and then jump talk AI. The present, the future and it's potential...good and bad. Check out past episodes of Voluntary Input HERE. Listen to Leo's work HERE. Check Out Our New Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE!

08-25
01:03:51

Wild Reality - w/ Kory from The World Is My Burrito

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory is back again for another Wild Reality. This time we talk about guardian angels or spirits keeping us safe...or is it just luck powers? Also Kory's mic picks up something while recording. Foreshadowing...??? Check out Kory and TWIMB HERE! Check Out Our New Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatca...

08-18
01:10:27

The Neatcast Special - Feed Your Miniature Horse to a Lion

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Ketchup Smoothie Minnesota alien murders Start up Alchemy Mystery Creature Reptilian in the press corp Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

08-11
47:13

Episode 184 - Krispy Kreme Cros, Russian Baby Bigfoot and Dogmen

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What New Krispy Kreme Crocs for your Tootsies It's a BAD Week to be a Celebrity More Voice Mails Even Weirder ATL Alien Baby Russian Bigfoot Beyond the Pale Mike chats about Dogman encounters because they are totally REAL and NOT made up by needy people seeking attention. ALSO at this point Jer became two different people. It was quite remarkable. Whatcha We play the game Date or Fake, where we try to guess the real Dating App Sl...

08-04
02:08:52

Mike's Sister Actually Isn't Mean, Mike IS

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Uno Coming To Vegas? Bigfoot Emoji Annabelle Strikes Again UFO In Argentina Light Language It's Hard Being An Alien Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

07-28
01:12:13

Episode 183 - Apple Nanny State, Unicorn Skulls, and Pale Walkers

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Moa's Making a comeback? Speilberg loves is MOMMY Apple Iphone Nanny State Even Weirder UFO in Dallas (NSFW video) Mothman spotted? Alien Peek A boo Lake Erie Black Ooze Unicorn Found Beyond the Pale Crawlers coming for ya. Crawler 1 Whatcha We interview for jobs and crush it Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow...

07-21
02:03:00

Episode 182 - Charlize and Mike, Skin Phones, and Walks from Hell

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Adult Chuck E Cheese Charlize Theron On The Prowl ...For Mike? Glizzy Goblin is Back Sci Fi Best of List Even Weirder Skin Phone Ew Another Object From Outside the Solar System Robo Roaches Mystery Ooze from a Lake Alien Behind a Car? Beyond The Pale Russian Terror Walk Whatcha Fact or Crap, the story of a sleepy beatdown. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on ...

07-14
01:45:54

The Neatcast Special - ALL (mostly) SPOOK!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's a spooky special! Mike finally makes good on his word to carry one of these on his big, masculine shoulders. SHUT UP ZACK! The paranormal topic of the day is...eeeevil imaginary friends! Also there's news: A hiker is killed by a bear in the most humiliating way possible Botflies cause a genuine horror show in a Honduras hospital Thieves tried to steal the Buga sphere! Ring camera foota...

07-07
01:17:26

The Sinister Bee King Makes His Move

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Raccoon Bandit Strikes Without Warning Werewolf Slayer Arrested For Doing God's Work Hive King Thwarts Police With Bees Tourists Never Fail To Disappoint New Bigfoot Photo Dropped Near Zack Alien Vibe Video Light Language Coffee Ban? The Feds Back Off Alcohol Fourth Of July List For Lunatics Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follo...

06-30
01:15:59

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