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This is The News Never Ends, and we're your hosts, Dan Ackerman and Peter Ronson!

We record our 'cast out of Chicago and release a new episode every Thursday, serving up the hottest takes from a panel of our funniest and most online friends, Chicago-based and nationwide, professional comedians and weirdos in our chatgroups. We cover everything from what happened this week to what happened last week and everything in between, including interviews with authors, journalists, activists, workers in the comedy industry, and freakish combinations of all of the above.

We are so grateful to all of our listeners and encourage all of you to contact us at thenewsneverends@gmail.com with any feedback, tips for topics, or just to say hi. We're especially grateful to our listeners who contribute to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends
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This is Dan (@DarnArckerman) and Peter (@petertariat), coming at you one more time. Thank you to all the fans, all the haters, all the Galaxy Brain Club members, all the guests, and all the friends. Glad I took a while to edit this so we could get in an opening montage on Afghanistan. And stick around for an Overtime on one Natalie Points!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: Ay Sarbaza Yara (Oh Beloved Soldier) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vYY7mgYo4s Biden: “No circumstance” https://twitter.com/Indsamachar/status/1426894630629429250 CNN in Kabul https://twitter.com/RisboLensky/status/1427325882780225542 “Biden, you betrayed us” https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1427068995748995072 Blinken: “I don’t think it’s going to be something that happens from a Friday to a Monday.” https://twitter.com/alexsalvinews/status/1426882826088165377 Rick Rowley on Afghanistan https://www.democracynow.org/2011/3/3/us_apologizes_to_afghan_people_for Jimmy Dore on recent US bombings https://twitter.com/jimmy_dore/status/1425990539053178889 Technology and Values: The Energy Connection (1979) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0yx0pGXJ0 Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Obamas-produced music, classical poetry, and post-colonial pokymans. What more could you want? Timestamps: 0:00: Ben Garrison and Don Quixote 24:06: Haiti 30:54: Pokémon Gyms Falling to the Taliban 48:40: We The People Links: Ben Garrison’s Quixotic Reality https://twitter.com/SwampCommunist/status/1413182237902839810 Gotta Catch Em All https://www.stripes.com/theaters/middle_east/2021-07-02/pokemon-go-bagram-troop-withdrawal-2027917.html Whoopi and Joe ended Apartheid https://twitter.com/brownblaze/status/1409562289397587968
We need a vacation from our leaders' vacations! Overtimes here!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: On the need to invent NATO & Israel https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1404452816379338760 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYLNCcLfIkM Andrew Yang on the mentally ill https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1405355835098910724 "Do not come" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5dxMmfM2_4 Harris with Lester Holt on the border https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omrMRP15q9M Libya / Syria https://twitter.com/PressTV/status/1404425980769456129 Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Biden's do-nothing presidency, Eve Fartlow, and, you guessed it, we go off on Jewish history. And the coming global population crash only on Overtime!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: Neturei Karta demonstrator https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMecScvLJ/ Neturei Karta pic https://www.timesofisrael.com/extremist-rabbi-to-iran-website-israel-is-jewish-state-like-pork-is-jewish-food/ 2015 Nature article https://www.nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews The Squad delivered more money to the Capitol Police https://twitter.com/n_th_n_/status/1395542786355744770 Yasha Levine on Wiesel https://yasha.substack.com/p/elie-wiesels-israeli-propaganda-and-cda Levine on forced population transfers from USSR to Israel https://yasha.substack.com/p/part-three-zionists-palestinian-kidnappers-fbc Eve Fartlow https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/the-social-media-pogrom Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
On the 2021 assaults on Sheikh Jarrah, Al-Aqsa, Gaza, and all Palestinians. We actually have some Overtime this week!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: Dammi Falastini https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7LE-8QQG2Y The US house thief in Palestine https://twitter.com/Marwa__Osman/status/1388592755862130688 Biden saying he doesn’t think it’s a serious overreaction https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1392900152726364165 Israeli assault on Gaza interrupts BBC interview https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/w172xv52szf19m3 Abby Martin interviews everyday genocidal Israelis https://twitter.com/EmpireFiles/status/1393015740291162120 Biden’s spending more on Israel’s bombs than on climate change https://twitter.com/stephensemler/status/1391913135267844096?s=20 Sources on demographics https://twitter.com/ryepastrami/status/1391937181908938759 Victory Ice Cream https://twitter.com/AmiKaufman/status/1392531203442585607 Israelis celebrating fire from the Al-Aqsa compound https://twitter.com/AyOdeh/status/1391851115776466951 State Dept spox Ned Price https://twitter.com/TheNationalNews/status/1391873402709872646
On declining empire, markets, and population growth. Getchur Overtime here!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: Biden address to Congress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-AqSYODI-Y Harris scolds Guatemala https://twitter.com/dilemmv/status/1386879356924989440 Tom Lehrer: “What Ever Became of Hubert?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11ZNuVSBMU 1 in 5 homes bought by someone who never lives in them https://therealdeal.com/national/2021/04/05/investors-increasingly-compete-with-first-time-buyers-for-homes/
We took a quick break, so we just strap on our 33rd-degree aprons to check in. Oh and there's actually an Overtime this week!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Reporting live from Anchorage, Alaska, it's the Yang Jiechi fan club. From war on China to pogroms against Asian workers, the US has no idea what it is unleashing on the world. Next week I promise we'll have an Overtime!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: ALASKA FULL VIDEO (except for Blinken’s censorship) https://www.c-span.org/video/?510091-1/secretary-blinken-chinese-foreign-minister-clash-meeting-anchorage-alaska 28:30 beginning translation Yang Jiechi calls out Blinken’s suppression of the press https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NszIE48KE_Y Josh Rogin on Skullduggery: “The U.S.-China Problem” https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-u-s-china-problem/id1333621434?i=1000512397965 Maura Moynihan on “communist China” https://twitter.com/HopClear/status/1371218321815662593 Biden calls Putin a “killer” and told him “I don’t think you have a soul” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfkCHLj5cfU Hua Chunying on how the American people “who should be liberated” https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/insurrection-at-capitol-draws-condemnation-across-the-globe Xi Jinping on “bored foreigners with full stomachs” https://newsvideo.su/video/1967168 Chevron NYT Donziger https://twitter.com/sdonziger/status/1372335577853431810?s=21 Sanctions before the Alaska summit https://news.antiwar.com/2021/03/17/us-sanctions-24-chinese-and-hong-kong-officials-ahead-of-talks/ More Maura Moynihan on Communist China https://twitter.com/carlzha/status/1372422671976198148?s=21 https://twitter.com/hopclear/status/1371218321815662593?s=21 Same day Radio Free Europe does Ukrainian Chinatowns propaganda https://twitter.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/1372231474397777925 "After cameras come back into the room: 'Is that the way that you had hoped to conduct this dialogue?' said Yang Jiechi. 'Well, I think we thought too well of the US. We thought that the US side will follow the necessary diplomatic protocols.'" https://twitter.com/kylieatwood/status/1372687415094169607 Putin wishes Biden “health” https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1372578002144530437 Surkov calls Biden a mothafucka https://twitter.com/27khv/status/1372525921765326848 The Pentagon in Wuhan https://unlimitedhangout.com/2020/03/reports/bats-gene-editing-and-bioweapons-recent-darpa-experiments-raise-concerns-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/ Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
The butcher of Albany isn't the only Democrat out for blood this week. We talk the death of the $15 minimum wage, the ever-expanding child immigrant concentration camps, and the Democrats' plan to lose forever. And we do some successful propagandizing on Overtime! www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: "Open Biden!" https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1367641330025967624 Joy Behar says ignore it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hb5MkwxIgg Randy Rainbow's "ANDY" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kydr2a7Uy4 Trump on the next Republican president https://www.rev.com/blog/transcripts/donald-trump-cpac-2021-speech-transcript Biden kills checks for 17 million https://theweek.com/speedreads/970024/joe-biden-just-yanked-away-stimulus-checks-from-17-million-americans
Pandemic's over, concentration camps are opening, minimum wage will never go up, the Great Satan is bombing Syria, it's 2017 again, and all's right in the world. Just chilling on Overtime: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: Witness at the Border facebook group https://www.facebook.com/groups/339957239906299 Aldea - People’s Justice Center https://aldeapjc.org/ “Well you should vote for Trump!” https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=687577748432174 The NYT account on Syria and the Guardians of the Blood https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/25/us/politics/biden-syria-airstrike-iran.html Aaton Maté on the OPCW leaks https://www.thenation.com/article/world/opcw-leaks-syria/ Syrian “Civil” War Map: https://syriancivilwarmap.com/ Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Texas freeze, debt forgiveness, and a review of Judas and the Black Messiah! Get access to Overtime and archived eps!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Nathan Robinson, Brooklyn 99, the whole Biden purge is underway. What horror will replace it? Can't hear us on Impeachment 2 except on Overtime!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Now all those troops can come home from their video game murder booths in Las Vegas! We did that bad discourse on Overtime!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: Biden on Iran with Yemen (around 8:30) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVcxWv_tMDU Kimmel thread https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1355972515441602563 Jon Stewart: “Thank you, Donald” https://www.cc.com/video/gyhfub/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-democalypse-2016-white-house-don John Oliver told Trump to run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Oczyk6nCw Clinton told Trump to run https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/bill-clinton-called-donald-trump-ahead-of-republicans-2016-launch/2015/08/05/e2b30bb8-3ae3-11e5-b3ac-8a79bc44e5e2_story.html Normal Trump for GQ https://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-presidential-makeover Biden on GQ https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/fashion/article/joe-biden-makeover “God, could my dad drive a car…” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQVpzCxumGY Warnock promises a $2000 check https://twitter.com/ReverendWarnock/status/1345082524402393088 Complete the $2000 https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1357338126700580873 Cuomo: “Who cares?” https://nypost.com/2021/01/29/gov-cuomo-blames-politics-amid-covid-19-nursing-home-report/ Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
BUY! BUY! BUY! A monthly subscription to our patreon ;) Eek!! It's the Terror on Overtime!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: Thomas Friedman on Gamestonk https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1355200896385343490 Chamath vs Ken https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1354091262505340929 Chamath Palihapitiya on CNBC https://twitter.com/itsavibe/status/1354484760115081217 “first female treasury secretary” https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6226782689001#sp=show-clips Bribes are cool https://twitter.com/isicalynn/status/1354894529208348673 Some stats on Yellen bribes https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1354886376743968771 Joshua Browder funded by Peter Thiel to sue Robinhood https://twitter.com/_whitneywebb/status/1354889874051133443 On the big-system possibilities https://twitter.com/PigeonsK/status/1354824493982773249 Ken Griffin and Citadel won anyway https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1355891497137283074 Discord on "hateful and discriminatory content" https://twitter.com/slasher/status/1354570005686398979 David Dayen loved Robinhood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzacCjtibg0 The hedgefund-to-hedgefund bailout https://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1353799957548052480 Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Wasn't there a weird president? I think it was just more of the same on Overtime: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: Biden’s arms https://twitter.com/dailycaller/status/1351673463891775491 Lucy Flores https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHbusG3dDrA Amanda Gorman https://twitter.com/AC360/status/1352117969271328768 “Salute the marines” https://twitter.com/ElElephantes/status/1352338002752638976 Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
As the narratives on The Events of January 6th mutate and splinter, we check in on the 2nd Impeachment & some of the suspicious characters at the storming of the Capitol. Watch what you tweet! Trump social media ban on Overtime!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: @politicalwilli breaks down the possible agent provocateur: https://twitter.com/politicalwilli/status/1349083364729360384 Full "Jayden X" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfiS8MsfSF4&feature=youtu.be&bpctr=1610749239 Blumenthal on "Proud Boy X": https://thegrayzone.com/2021/01/12/chaos-agent-right-wing-us-capitol-riot-black-lives-matter/ Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
And a Capitol cop just killed himself? What's up with that? The Rollout disaster at Overtime!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: Cops taking selfies in the riot https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/vision-emerges-of-police-moving-barricades-to-allow-rioters-into-us-capitol-taking-selfies/news-story/45a9be3adf9b447b53d23cf5536c5d02 Pelosi on Putin Putin Putin https://twitter.com/USSRTakes/status/1348500207890264064 AOC on “half of the House nearly dying” https://twitter.com/SameeraKhan/status/1348443678411526146 CIA-agent-turned-Congresswoman Elissa Slotkin (MI-D) on “domestic terrorism” https://twitter.com/RepSlotkin/status/1347559510357979138 Prelude to Babbitt shooting at around 33:00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2015&v=PfiS8MsfSF4&feature=youtu.be Pelosi calling for scalps at US Capitol Police https://www.rollcall.com/2021/01/07/mob-fallout-pelosi-calls-for-capitol-police-chief-to-be-fired-house-saa-to-resign/ Mother Jones, Heidi Beirich, & the Global Project Against Hate and Extremism https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2021/01/biden-wants-to-fight-domestic-terrorism-heres-how-he-can-do-it/ “Cortney Craft, a Metro PD officer, took to Facebook to claim "first hand knowledge" of "off duty police officers from around the country" using their police badges to gain access to the US Capitol as part of the right-wing mob. Craft deleted the post soon after publishing.” https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1347630085076090884 Psyops officer led group in the police riot https://apnews.com/article/emily-rainey-army-investigation-capitol-5e3cd1ed9fc23269ce3b74ae55664d90 More police involvement https://twitter.com/TaraLOGrady/status/1347567632136818690 Insight Tattoo Studio in Chicago https://twitter.com/tradishskinbyrd/status/1347021924220628993 Montage of riot https://twitter.com/IbnAlRafidayn/status/1347005444322156545 Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Rolling blackouts. We talk about that Medicare for All vote (Jimmy Dore) thing on Overtime!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: Official Lightfoot meme https://twitter.com/royalpratt/status/1339236714552946691 “The only white boy you know who did it” https://twitter.com/pinkpilled1312/status/1339059566755991552 “I ain’t dead. And I’m not gonna die!” https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/1219103831990112256 Cuomo allegedly obviously retaliates against accuser https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1338345762204364806 Ryan Grim: “Inside Biden's Meeting With Civil Rights Leaders” https://theintercept.com/2020/12/10/biden-audio-meeting-civil-rights-leaders/ Biden shrieking about Hispanics https://twitter.com/TamanishaJohn/status/1337812947184328706 Lightfoot’s lawyers tried to cover up Anjanette Young’s case https://twitter.com/royalpratt/status/1338714706752790528 Lightfoot lies, says Young never filed a FOIA, attacks reporter https://twitter.com/BauerJournalism/status/1339310100490702848 Lightfoot lies, says she didn’t know about Anjanette Young https://twitter.com/BebopOtt/status/1339326083645190144 Lightfoot admits she lied (~22:00) https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BRJjBMpgrwJw Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Critical support for the septuagenarian wing vs the octogenarian clique. We talk Vaush, Hakim, & Destiny on Overtime!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Links: Jane Mayer: “Dianne Feinstein’s Missteps Raise a Painful Age Question Among Senate Democrats” https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/dianne-feinsteins-missteps-raise-a-painful-age-question-among-senate-democrats Feinstein repeats Dorsey question (1:00:23) https://www.rev.com/transcript-editor/shared/qe7Kc1_8aI8JWOTcicE7plc63qbN5Y59N2ZEXxk0_EVTEes7mHP_NkJpyZemhawOyRYIEU1PZ5rNzdAbUJvqAM23BSo?loadFrom=PastedDeeplink&ts=3472.87 Feinstein scolding Sunrise children https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/22/dianne-feinstein-sunrise-movement-green-new-deal Pelosi losing it with Blitzer https://twitter.com/MichaelTanuvasa/status/1316168164950958081 Biden loves Strom Thurmond https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ZdFjZxQXA Strom using Vaush words https://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2015/06/strom-thurmonds-swimming-pool Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
I'm sorry, I shouldn't'a said that... With Neera Tanden on Overtime!: www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Timestamps: 0:00: Intro 1:25: The Bet into the Dem reign 19:58: Morebama 25:00: The non-coups will never end Links: Biden can't name a progressive in his cabinet https://www.dailyposter.com/p/the-beltway-left-is-normalizing-corruption Pelosi slurring her words https://twitter.com/WalkerBragman/status/1334929723391160324 “I'll develop some disease and say I have to resign” https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1334686548122591235 Pelosi's rapidly shrinking relief deal https://twitter.com/newsweek/status/1334227483927916549?s=21 Baby Boomer Congress https://twitter.com/isaiah_bb/status/1333516263688183816?s=21 Blackrock thread https://twitter.com/neoliberal_dad/status/1333850626653040641?s=21 Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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