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This is The News Never Ends, and we're your hosts, Dan Ackerman and Peter Ronson!
We record our 'cast out of Chicago and release a new episode every Thursday, serving up the hottest takes from a panel of our funniest and most online friends, Chicago-based and nationwide, professional comedians and weirdos in our chatgroups. We cover everything from what happened this week to what happened last week and everything in between, including interviews with authors, journalists, activists, workers in the comedy industry, and freakish combinations of all of the above.
We are so grateful to all of our listeners and encourage all of you to contact us at thenewsneverends@gmail.com with any feedback, tips for topics, or just to say hi. We're especially grateful to our listeners who contribute to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends
Just like the news, you will never end.
We record our 'cast out of Chicago and release a new episode every Thursday, serving up the hottest takes from a panel of our funniest and most online friends, Chicago-based and nationwide, professional comedians and weirdos in our chatgroups. We cover everything from what happened this week to what happened last week and everything in between, including interviews with authors, journalists, activists, workers in the comedy industry, and freakish combinations of all of the above.
We are so grateful to all of our listeners and encourage all of you to contact us at thenewsneverends@gmail.com with any feedback, tips for topics, or just to say hi. We're especially grateful to our listeners who contribute to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends
Just like the news, you will never end.
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This is Dan (@DarnArckerman) and Peter (@petertariat), coming at you one more time. Thank you to all the fans, all the haters, all the Galaxy Brain Club members, all the guests, and all the friends. Glad I took a while to edit this so we could get in an opening montage on Afghanistan.
And stick around for an Overtime on one Natalie Points!:
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Links:
Ay Sarbaza Yara (Oh Beloved Soldier)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vYY7mgYo4s
Biden: “No circumstance”
https://twitter.com/Indsamachar/status/1426894630629429250
CNN in Kabul
https://twitter.com/RisboLensky/status/1427325882780225542
“Biden, you betrayed us”
https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1427068995748995072
Blinken: “I don’t think it’s going to be something that happens from a Friday to a Monday.”
https://twitter.com/alexsalvinews/status/1426882826088165377
Rick Rowley on Afghanistan
https://www.democracynow.org/2011/3/3/us_apologizes_to_afghan_people_for
Jimmy Dore on recent US bombings
https://twitter.com/jimmy_dore/status/1425990539053178889
Technology and Values: The Energy Connection (1979)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0yx0pGXJ0
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Obamas-produced music, classical poetry, and post-colonial pokymans. What more could you want?
Timestamps:
0:00: Ben Garrison and Don Quixote
24:06: Haiti
30:54: Pokémon Gyms Falling to the Taliban
48:40: We The People
Links:
Ben Garrison’s Quixotic Reality
https://twitter.com/SwampCommunist/status/1413182237902839810
Gotta Catch Em All
https://www.stripes.com/theaters/middle_east/2021-07-02/pokemon-go-bagram-troop-withdrawal-2027917.html
Whoopi and Joe ended Apartheid
https://twitter.com/brownblaze/status/1409562289397587968
We need a vacation from our leaders' vacations!
Overtimes here!:
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Links:
On the need to invent NATO & Israel
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1404452816379338760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYLNCcLfIkM
Andrew Yang on the mentally ill
https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1405355835098910724
"Do not come"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5dxMmfM2_4
Harris with Lester Holt on the border
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omrMRP15q9M
Libya / Syria
https://twitter.com/PressTV/status/1404425980769456129
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Biden's do-nothing presidency, Eve Fartlow, and, you guessed it, we go off on Jewish history.
And the coming global population crash only on Overtime!:
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Links:
Neturei Karta demonstrator
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMecScvLJ/
Neturei Karta pic
https://www.timesofisrael.com/extremist-rabbi-to-iran-website-israel-is-jewish-state-like-pork-is-jewish-food/
2015 Nature article
https://www.nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews
The Squad delivered more money to the Capitol Police
https://twitter.com/n_th_n_/status/1395542786355744770
Yasha Levine on Wiesel
https://yasha.substack.com/p/elie-wiesels-israeli-propaganda-and-cda
Levine on forced population transfers from USSR to Israel
https://yasha.substack.com/p/part-three-zionists-palestinian-kidnappers-fbc
Eve Fartlow
https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/the-social-media-pogrom
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On the 2021 assaults on Sheikh Jarrah, Al-Aqsa, Gaza, and all Palestinians.
We actually have some Overtime this week!:
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Links:
Dammi Falastini
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7LE-8QQG2Y
The US house thief in Palestine
https://twitter.com/Marwa__Osman/status/1388592755862130688
Biden saying he doesn’t think it’s a serious overreaction
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1392900152726364165
Israeli assault on Gaza interrupts BBC interview
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/w172xv52szf19m3
Abby Martin interviews everyday genocidal Israelis
https://twitter.com/EmpireFiles/status/1393015740291162120
Biden’s spending more on Israel’s bombs than on climate change
https://twitter.com/stephensemler/status/1391913135267844096?s=20
Sources on demographics
https://twitter.com/ryepastrami/status/1391937181908938759
Victory Ice Cream
https://twitter.com/AmiKaufman/status/1392531203442585607
Israelis celebrating fire from the Al-Aqsa compound
https://twitter.com/AyOdeh/status/1391851115776466951
State Dept spox Ned Price
https://twitter.com/TheNationalNews/status/1391873402709872646
On declining empire, markets, and population growth.
Getchur Overtime here!:
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Links:
Biden address to Congress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-AqSYODI-Y
Harris scolds Guatemala
https://twitter.com/dilemmv/status/1386879356924989440
Tom Lehrer: “What Ever Became of Hubert?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11ZNuVSBMU
1 in 5 homes bought by someone who never lives in them
https://therealdeal.com/national/2021/04/05/investors-increasingly-compete-with-first-time-buyers-for-homes/
We took a quick break, so we just strap on our 33rd-degree aprons to check in.
Oh and there's actually an Overtime this week!:
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Reporting live from Anchorage, Alaska, it's the Yang Jiechi fan club. From war on China to pogroms against Asian workers, the US has no idea what it is unleashing on the world.
Next week I promise we'll have an Overtime!:
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Links:
ALASKA FULL VIDEO (except for Blinken’s censorship)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?510091-1/secretary-blinken-chinese-foreign-minister-clash-meeting-anchorage-alaska
28:30 beginning translation
Yang Jiechi calls out Blinken’s suppression of the press
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NszIE48KE_Y
Josh Rogin on Skullduggery: “The U.S.-China Problem”
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-u-s-china-problem/id1333621434?i=1000512397965
Maura Moynihan on “communist China”
https://twitter.com/HopClear/status/1371218321815662593
Biden calls Putin a “killer” and told him “I don’t think you have a soul”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfkCHLj5cfU
Hua Chunying on how the American people “who should be liberated”
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/insurrection-at-capitol-draws-condemnation-across-the-globe
Xi Jinping on “bored foreigners with full stomachs”
https://newsvideo.su/video/1967168
Chevron NYT Donziger
https://twitter.com/sdonziger/status/1372335577853431810?s=21
Sanctions before the Alaska summit
https://news.antiwar.com/2021/03/17/us-sanctions-24-chinese-and-hong-kong-officials-ahead-of-talks/
More Maura Moynihan on Communist China
https://twitter.com/carlzha/status/1372422671976198148?s=21
https://twitter.com/hopclear/status/1371218321815662593?s=21
Same day Radio Free Europe does Ukrainian Chinatowns propaganda
https://twitter.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/1372231474397777925
"After cameras come back into the room: 'Is that the way that you had hoped to conduct this dialogue?' said Yang Jiechi. 'Well, I think we thought too well of the US. We thought that the US side will follow the necessary diplomatic protocols.'"
https://twitter.com/kylieatwood/status/1372687415094169607
Putin wishes Biden “health”
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1372578002144530437
Surkov calls Biden a mothafucka
https://twitter.com/27khv/status/1372525921765326848
The Pentagon in Wuhan
https://unlimitedhangout.com/2020/03/reports/bats-gene-editing-and-bioweapons-recent-darpa-experiments-raise-concerns-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/
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The butcher of Albany isn't the only Democrat out for blood this week. We talk the death of the $15 minimum wage, the ever-expanding child immigrant concentration camps, and the Democrats' plan to lose forever.
And we do some successful propagandizing on Overtime!
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Links:
"Open Biden!"
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1367641330025967624
Joy Behar says ignore it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hb5MkwxIgg
Randy Rainbow's "ANDY"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kydr2a7Uy4
Trump on the next Republican president
https://www.rev.com/blog/transcripts/donald-trump-cpac-2021-speech-transcript
Biden kills checks for 17 million
https://theweek.com/speedreads/970024/joe-biden-just-yanked-away-stimulus-checks-from-17-million-americans
Pandemic's over, concentration camps are opening, minimum wage will never go up, the Great Satan is bombing Syria, it's 2017 again, and all's right in the world.
Just chilling on Overtime:
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Links:
Witness at the Border facebook group
https://www.facebook.com/groups/339957239906299
Aldea - People’s Justice Center
https://aldeapjc.org/
“Well you should vote for Trump!”
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=687577748432174
The NYT account on Syria and the Guardians of the Blood
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/25/us/politics/biden-syria-airstrike-iran.html
Aaton Maté on the OPCW leaks
https://www.thenation.com/article/world/opcw-leaks-syria/
Syrian “Civil” War Map:
https://syriancivilwarmap.com/
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Texas freeze, debt forgiveness, and a review of Judas and the Black Messiah!
Get access to Overtime and archived eps!:
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Nathan Robinson, Brooklyn 99, the whole Biden purge is underway. What horror will replace it?
Can't hear us on Impeachment 2 except on Overtime!:
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Now all those troops can come home from their video game murder booths in Las Vegas!
We did that bad discourse on Overtime!:
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Links:
Biden on Iran with Yemen (around 8:30)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVcxWv_tMDU
Kimmel thread
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1355972515441602563
Jon Stewart: “Thank you, Donald”
https://www.cc.com/video/gyhfub/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-democalypse-2016-white-house-don
John Oliver told Trump to run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Oczyk6nCw
Clinton told Trump to run
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/bill-clinton-called-donald-trump-ahead-of-republicans-2016-launch/2015/08/05/e2b30bb8-3ae3-11e5-b3ac-8a79bc44e5e2_story.html
Normal Trump for GQ
https://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-presidential-makeover
Biden on GQ
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/fashion/article/joe-biden-makeover
“God, could my dad drive a car…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQVpzCxumGY
Warnock promises a $2000 check
https://twitter.com/ReverendWarnock/status/1345082524402393088
Complete the $2000
https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1357338126700580873
Cuomo: “Who cares?”
https://nypost.com/2021/01/29/gov-cuomo-blames-politics-amid-covid-19-nursing-home-report/
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Eek!! It's the Terror on Overtime!:
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Links:
Thomas Friedman on Gamestonk
https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1355200896385343490
Chamath vs Ken
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1354091262505340929
Chamath Palihapitiya on CNBC
https://twitter.com/itsavibe/status/1354484760115081217
“first female treasury secretary”
https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6226782689001#sp=show-clips
Bribes are cool
https://twitter.com/isicalynn/status/1354894529208348673
Some stats on Yellen bribes
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1354886376743968771
Joshua Browder funded by Peter Thiel to sue Robinhood
https://twitter.com/_whitneywebb/status/1354889874051133443
On the big-system possibilities
https://twitter.com/PigeonsK/status/1354824493982773249
Ken Griffin and Citadel won anyway
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1355891497137283074
Discord on "hateful and discriminatory content"
https://twitter.com/slasher/status/1354570005686398979
David Dayen loved Robinhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzacCjtibg0
The hedgefund-to-hedgefund bailout
https://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1353799957548052480
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Wasn't there a weird president?
I think it was just more of the same on Overtime:
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Links:
Biden’s arms
https://twitter.com/dailycaller/status/1351673463891775491
Lucy Flores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHbusG3dDrA
Amanda Gorman
https://twitter.com/AC360/status/1352117969271328768
“Salute the marines”
https://twitter.com/ElElephantes/status/1352338002752638976
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As the narratives on The Events of January 6th mutate and splinter, we check in on the 2nd Impeachment & some of the suspicious characters at the storming of the Capitol.
Watch what you tweet! Trump social media ban on Overtime!:
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Links:
@politicalwilli breaks down the possible agent provocateur:
https://twitter.com/politicalwilli/status/1349083364729360384
Full "Jayden X" video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfiS8MsfSF4&feature=youtu.be&bpctr=1610749239
Blumenthal on "Proud Boy X":
https://thegrayzone.com/2021/01/12/chaos-agent-right-wing-us-capitol-riot-black-lives-matter/
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And a Capitol cop just killed himself? What's up with that?
The Rollout disaster at Overtime!:
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Links:
Cops taking selfies in the riot
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/vision-emerges-of-police-moving-barricades-to-allow-rioters-into-us-capitol-taking-selfies/news-story/45a9be3adf9b447b53d23cf5536c5d02
Pelosi on Putin Putin Putin
https://twitter.com/USSRTakes/status/1348500207890264064
AOC on “half of the House nearly dying”
https://twitter.com/SameeraKhan/status/1348443678411526146
CIA-agent-turned-Congresswoman Elissa Slotkin (MI-D) on “domestic terrorism”
https://twitter.com/RepSlotkin/status/1347559510357979138
Prelude to Babbitt shooting at around 33:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2015&v=PfiS8MsfSF4&feature=youtu.be
Pelosi calling for scalps at US Capitol Police
https://www.rollcall.com/2021/01/07/mob-fallout-pelosi-calls-for-capitol-police-chief-to-be-fired-house-saa-to-resign/
Mother Jones, Heidi Beirich, & the Global Project Against Hate and Extremism
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2021/01/biden-wants-to-fight-domestic-terrorism-heres-how-he-can-do-it/
“Cortney Craft, a Metro PD officer, took to Facebook to claim "first hand knowledge" of "off duty police officers from around the country" using their police badges to gain access to the US Capitol as part of the right-wing mob. Craft deleted the post soon after publishing.”
https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1347630085076090884
Psyops officer led group in the police riot
https://apnews.com/article/emily-rainey-army-investigation-capitol-5e3cd1ed9fc23269ce3b74ae55664d90
More police involvement
https://twitter.com/TaraLOGrady/status/1347567632136818690
Insight Tattoo Studio in Chicago
https://twitter.com/tradishskinbyrd/status/1347021924220628993
Montage of riot
https://twitter.com/IbnAlRafidayn/status/1347005444322156545
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Rolling blackouts.
We talk about that Medicare for All vote (Jimmy Dore) thing on Overtime!:
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Links:
Official Lightfoot meme
https://twitter.com/royalpratt/status/1339236714552946691
“The only white boy you know who did it”
https://twitter.com/pinkpilled1312/status/1339059566755991552
“I ain’t dead. And I’m not gonna die!”
https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/1219103831990112256
Cuomo allegedly obviously retaliates against accuser
https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1338345762204364806
Ryan Grim: “Inside Biden's Meeting With Civil Rights Leaders”
https://theintercept.com/2020/12/10/biden-audio-meeting-civil-rights-leaders/
Biden shrieking about Hispanics
https://twitter.com/TamanishaJohn/status/1337812947184328706
Lightfoot’s lawyers tried to cover up Anjanette Young’s case
https://twitter.com/royalpratt/status/1338714706752790528
Lightfoot lies, says Young never filed a FOIA, attacks reporter
https://twitter.com/BauerJournalism/status/1339310100490702848
Lightfoot lies, says she didn’t know about Anjanette Young
https://twitter.com/BebopOtt/status/1339326083645190144
Lightfoot admits she lied (~22:00)
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BRJjBMpgrwJw
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Critical support for the septuagenarian wing vs the octogenarian clique.
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Links:
Jane Mayer: “Dianne Feinstein’s Missteps Raise a Painful Age Question Among Senate Democrats”
https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/dianne-feinsteins-missteps-raise-a-painful-age-question-among-senate-democrats
Feinstein repeats Dorsey question (1:00:23)
https://www.rev.com/transcript-editor/shared/qe7Kc1_8aI8JWOTcicE7plc63qbN5Y59N2ZEXxk0_EVTEes7mHP_NkJpyZemhawOyRYIEU1PZ5rNzdAbUJvqAM23BSo?loadFrom=PastedDeeplink&ts=3472.87
Feinstein scolding Sunrise children
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/22/dianne-feinstein-sunrise-movement-green-new-deal
Pelosi losing it with Blitzer
https://twitter.com/MichaelTanuvasa/status/1316168164950958081
Biden loves Strom Thurmond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ZdFjZxQXA
Strom using Vaush words
https://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2015/06/strom-thurmonds-swimming-pool
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't'a said that...
With Neera Tanden on Overtime!:
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Timestamps:
0:00: Intro
1:25: The Bet into the Dem reign
19:58: Morebama
25:00: The non-coups will never end
Links:
Biden can't name a progressive in his cabinet
https://www.dailyposter.com/p/the-beltway-left-is-normalizing-corruption
Pelosi slurring her words
https://twitter.com/WalkerBragman/status/1334929723391160324
“I'll develop some disease and say I have to resign”
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1334686548122591235
Pelosi's rapidly shrinking relief deal
https://twitter.com/newsweek/status/1334227483927916549?s=21
Baby Boomer Congress
https://twitter.com/isaiah_bb/status/1333516263688183816?s=21
Blackrock thread
https://twitter.com/neoliberal_dad/status/1333850626653040641?s=21
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