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In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.
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Sniffing for newts

Sniffing for newts

2025-12-2229:23

In these clips from four years ago, Fishi was trying to get us back in the office, a man went brain hunting and someone had a problem with ducks.
In these clips from 2021, Tory MPs were carrying pints of milk with them, Mr Blobby had just spent £2.6m on a room and we were talking about how certain names weren't popular any more.
A Silly Fishi

A Silly Fishi

2025-12-0835:31

In these clips from 2021, we were told that a corrupt organisation should take over a corrupt organisation, there's a weather forecast because sometimes hearing a weather forecast from another time is a bit like taking a holiday, and Fishi Sunak told us what was good for us.
In this week's clips from 2021, we were getting used to being in, we found where some of our money went and a caller had an idea on how to improve everything.
In these clips from 2021, we were freaked out by crowds, corrupt people were taking over corrupt institutions and a catastrophic clown show had become unaccountably popular.
The 18th happiest

The 18th happiest

2025-11-1738:05

In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby had his toys taken from him, there was a happiness deficit, things were getting back to normal after The Thing and we were engaged in patriot games.
A hug-free zone

A hug-free zone

2025-11-1033:19

In these clips from five years ago, we were NOT looking forward to Christmas, The Thing was still among us and The Tangerine Scream had just lost the election
Statues and sausages

Statues and sausages

2025-11-0333:46

In these clips from four years ago, we were talking about a very silly car, Bodger was making noises with his face about freedom and I go on an unhinged rant about the catastrophic clown show of a government
Being unhelpful

Being unhelpful

2025-10-2730:56

It was four years ago and a TV presenter had been mean about the size of Robert Jenrick's flag, Putin was acting nice and Donald Trump was not the President of the USA.
In these clips from Spring four years ago, I was on the hunt for a bird, people were living in a cave, flag wavers were obsessing about passports and we were looking forward to filling out our patriotic British census.
In these clips from almost 5 years ago, the usual suspects were flag hugging, Mr Blobby was the Dear Leader and there was an invasion of TV people.
The empty Ken Doll

The empty Ken Doll

2025-10-0635:04

In these clips from three years ago, Fishi Sunak was complaining about the press being mean to him, a nice lady had a nice idea to improve Downing Street and Bodger was on manoeuvrers.
The squirty cream 'do

The squirty cream 'do

2025-09-2931:59

In these clips from three years ago, a woman calls with a hedgehog tale, I wondered about an MPs hair-don't and we talked about comedy overseers.
Happy Days

Happy Days

2025-09-2234:13

In these clips from Spring 2022, the government said it was giving us money, fines were being doled out to the little people (not leprechauns) and Will Smith had a moment at the Oscars.
In these clips from Spring 2022, England were drawn against the USA in the World Cup, there was an update on promises made by those that who said everything would be better if we only did what they said and I had to dump a nice lady for builders' language
Vote Keith Richards

Vote Keith Richards

2025-09-0839:08

It was Spring 2022 and in these clips a man threatens to not vote, the Tories were celebrating getting fines for partying by having a party and a sheik broke the record for having the most 4x4s.
A Cavalcade of Clowns

A Cavalcade of Clowns

2025-09-0133:08

It was Spring 2022 and we learned that Mr Blobby was having a party, Jacob Mee-Smugg was banging on about fish and I was transfixed by Michael Fabricant's "hair".
Worst. Present. Ever.

Worst. Present. Ever.

2025-08-2533:00

In these clips from early in 2022, I had a brilliant idea about where to put windmills, a lady had received her pet's ashes in the post.
The Cat in the Post

The Cat in the Post

2025-08-1836:49

In these clips from three years ago, a man makes a plan for the end, those that remember Jonathan from Harrow will recognise John from Streatham and a woman receives a package in the post.
Not a real human PM

Not a real human PM

2025-08-1130:11

In these clips from 2022, I spoke to a nice lady about Arley Hall, Kate, (out of Wills and Wotsit) was sporting a sporty pair of shorts and I had a cosy chat with a fan of Vlad.
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Comments (10)

Marje -

Listening to Nick Abbot will change your mood for the better. I try to hear him live on LBC, but when I can't, I get my Abbot fix from one of his 3 podcasts, each excellent. This guy is witty, well informed, funny as hell, nice, and a superb conversationalist - he can talk with anyone and leave them chuckling. I give my wholehearted recommendation!

Mar 26th
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Numkelfutumch Deman

love the radio show on LBC so obviously love this podcast. More and more of them please.

Dec 3rd
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Barry Pool

Nick Abbot is a top prawn....keep up the good work Nicky boy.

Apr 27th
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Nlel Blane

can't get onto this, keep getting error message

Apr 9th
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quickentree49@msn.com

British are a witty lot

Mar 31st
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james slater

Thanks

Mar 5th
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Vern Hamilton

V

Feb 10th
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ThunderCrab

Great to see you back Nick!

Oct 11th
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Kam M

Nick Abbot always puts a smile on my face. Thanks

Oct 7th
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Andrew Woollard

104.9fm is radio x not Ibc......

Oct 6th
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