The Nick Abbot Habit

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.

Vote Keith Richards

It was Spring 2022 and in these clips a man threatens to not vote, the Tories were celebrating getting fines for partying by having a party and a sheik broke the record for having the most 4x4s.

09-08
39:13

A Cavalcade of Clowns

It was Spring 2022 and we learned that Mr Blobby was having a party, Jacob Mee-Smugg was banging on about fish and I was transfixed by Michael Fabricant's "hair".

09-01
33:37

Worst. Present. Ever.

In these clips from early in 2022, I had a brilliant idea about where to put windmills, a lady had received her pet's ashes in the post.

08-25
33:09

The Cat in the Post

In these clips from three years ago, a man makes a plan for the end, those that remember Jonathan from Harrow will recognise John from Streatham and a woman receives a package in the post.

08-18
36:59

Not a real human PM

In these clips from 2022, I spoke to a nice lady about Arley Hall, Kate, (out of Wills and Wotsit) was sporting a sporty pair of shorts and I had a cosy chat with a fan of Vlad.

08-11
30:18

Waving and drowning

In these clips Wills and Wotsit were in the Caribbean, there was an indication as to which party makes you better off and Fishi Sunak went to a garage.

08-04
31:10

The Bat of Death

It was Spring 2022 and we were talking about the clocks changing, Fishi was squirming and a nice lady had a special sweatshirt made.

07-28
35:04

The Hum of Guard

In these clips from 2022 we were talking about Elon Musk, who we didn't know very well at the time, there was a first call from a lady who has since become a regular favourite and, following on from last week's episode, I had a call from a man who was furious with Fishi Sunak

07-21
39:07

How not to pay for a can

In these clips from 2022, the clocks were about to go forward, there was a chill in the air and Fishi Sunak was confused at the till.

07-14
29:12

The Dainty Twiglet

In these clips from 2022, Mr Blobby was in charge, the government was pretending to be cross at Russian oligarchs, the Tories were having a get-together and were trying to make us forget what they'd done.

07-07
37:38

The Curious Incident of the Smugg in the Nighttime

In these clips from three years ago, there was a suggestion that MPs didn't like, a woman tells of South Korean happiness levels and I had a dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg.

06-30
42:11

Jacob Rees-Mogg is dreamy

In this week's clips from 2022, Wills and Wotsit were on a badly judged Jamaican tour, an unlikely person was helping the poor, there was a heatwave in an unusual place and I had a dream about a certain monocled swizzle stick.

06-23
32:43

On standby

In these clips from 2022, Bodger was still the Dear Leader but Labour had a plan, a prince was our secret weapon and there was a lot of weather about

06-16
32:00

A blank canvas

In these clips from 2022, I explain American sports, a Boris fan calls and a dull person was the leader of the free world.

06-09
35:26

Be alarmed!

In a departure from normal, this week's podcast is the entire conversation I had with an expert in artificial intelligence that took place two Sunday's ago quite late in the show, after most people's bedtime. It was entertaining and scary in equal measure and contains some good advice on how to stay safe-ish. 

06-02
32:05

The Roadmap to Freedom

It was early 2021 and there was talk of R Rates and substantial meals, I had seen a wildlife oddity and an incorrectly shaped ball and we marvelled at the Spanish

05-26
36:55

You may be entitled to condensation

In these clips from three years ago, Mr Blobby was referring all questions about his behaviour to someone else, a man calls from the 16th century and a man who knew what he was voting for doesn't know what he was voting against.

05-19
36:04

One night, two parties

In these clips, it was early in 2022 and Operation Save Big Dog was underway, one building apologised to another and we were told to move along

05-12
30:57

No points

It was three years ago and we were preparing to lose a major competition, we heard about Mr Blobby's pre-party grooming regimen and we had something of a failure to communicate.

05-05
31:44

Exasperated, raging, confused and flailing

In these clips from early in 2022, a person had a suggestion about Russia before iot all kicked off, the Winter Olympics deliverd a patriotic lift and Mr Blobby had a photo shoot.

04-28
36:59

Marje -

Listening to Nick Abbot will change your mood for the better. I try to hear him live on LBC, but when I can't, I get my Abbot fix from one of his 3 podcasts, each excellent. This guy is witty, well informed, funny as hell, nice, and a superb conversationalist - he can talk with anyone and leave them chuckling. I give my wholehearted recommendation!

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Numkelfutumch Deman

love the radio show on LBC so obviously love this podcast. More and more of them please.

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Barry Pool

Nick Abbot is a top prawn....keep up the good work Nicky boy.

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Nlel Blane

can't get onto this, keep getting error message

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quickentree49@msn.com

British are a witty lot

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