The Nick Abbot Habit

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.

The 18th happiest

In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby had his toys taken from him, there was a happiness deficit, things were getting back to normal after The Thing and we were engaged in patriot games.

11-17
38:05

A hug-free zone

In these clips from five years ago, we were NOT looking forward to Christmas, The Thing was still among us and The Tangerine Scream had just lost the election

11-10
31:39

Statues and sausages

In these clips from four years ago, we were talking about a very silly car, Bodger was making noises with his face about freedom and I go on an unhinged rant about the catastrophic clown show of a government

11-03
33:46

Being unhelpful

It was four years ago and a TV presenter had been mean about the size of Robert Jenrick's flag, Putin was acting nice and Donald Trump was not the President of the USA.

10-27
30:43

Special Outrage Edition

In these clips from SpringĀ four years ago, I was on the hunt for a bird, people were living in a cave, flag wavers were obsessing about passports and we were looking forward to filling out our patriotic British census.

10-20
38:36

The Case of the Punched Waxwork

In these clips from almost 5 years ago, the usual suspects were flag hugging, Mr Blobby was the Dear Leader and there was an invasion of TV people.

10-13
37:17

The empty Ken Doll

In these clips from three years ago, Fishi Sunak was complaining about the press being mean to him, a nice lady had a nice idea to improve Downing Street and Bodger was on manoeuvrers.

10-06
35:04

The squirty cream 'do

In these clips from three years ago, a woman calls with a hedgehog tale, I wondered about an MPs hair-don't and we talked about comedy overseers.

09-29
31:59

Happy Days

In these clips from Spring 2022, the government said it was giving us money, fines were being doled out to the little people (not leprechauns) and Will Smith had a moment at the Oscars.

09-22
34:13

Vladimir Putin's odorant extracts

In these clips from Spring 2022, England were drawn against the USA in the World Cup, there was an update on promises made by those that who said everything would be better if we only did what they said and I had to dump a nice lady for builders' language

09-15
35:22

Vote Keith Richards

It was Spring 2022 and in these clips a man threatens to not vote, the Tories were celebrating getting fines for partying by having a party and a sheik broke the record for having the most 4x4s.

09-08
39:08

A Cavalcade of Clowns

It was Spring 2022 and we learned that Mr Blobby was having a party, Jacob Mee-Smugg was banging on about fish and I was transfixed by Michael Fabricant's "hair".

09-01
33:08

Worst. Present. Ever.

In these clips from early in 2022, I had a brilliant idea about where to put windmills, a lady had received her pet's ashes in the post.

08-25
33:00

The Cat in the Post

In these clips from three years ago, a man makes a plan for the end, those that remember Jonathan from Harrow will recognise John from Streatham and a woman receives a package in the post.

08-18
36:50

Not a real human PM

In these clips from 2022, I spoke to a nice lady about Arley Hall, Kate, (out of Wills and Wotsit) was sporting a sporty pair of shorts and I had a cosy chat with a fan of Vlad.

08-11
30:05

Waving and drowning

In these clips Wills and Wotsit were in the Caribbean, there was an indication as to which party makes you better off and Fishi Sunak went to a garage.

08-04
31:23

The Bat of Death

It was Spring 2022 and we were talking about the clocks changing, Fishi was squirming and a nice lady had a special sweatshirt made.

07-28
35:11

The Hum of Guard

In these clips from 2022 we were talking about Elon Musk, who we didn't know very well at the time, there was a first call from a lady who has since become a regular favourite and, following on from last week's episode, I had a call from a man who was furious with Fishi Sunak

07-21
39:08

How not to pay for a can

In these clips from 2022, the clocks were about to go forward, there was a chill in the air and Fishi Sunak was confused at the till.

07-14
29:18

The Dainty Twiglet

In these clips from 2022, Mr Blobby was in charge, the government was pretending to be cross at Russian oligarchs, the Tories were having a get-together and were trying to make us forget what they'd done.

07-07
37:36

Marje -

Listening to Nick Abbot will change your mood for the better. I try to hear him live on LBC, but when I can't, I get my Abbot fix from one of his 3 podcasts, each excellent. This guy is witty, well informed, funny as hell, nice, and a superb conversationalist - he can talk with anyone and leave them chuckling. I give my wholehearted recommendation!

03-26 Reply

Numkelfutumch Deman

love the radio show on LBC so obviously love this podcast. More and more of them please.

12-03 Reply

Barry Pool

Nick Abbot is a top prawn....keep up the good work Nicky boy.

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Nlel Blane

can't get onto this, keep getting error message

04-09 Reply

quickentree49@msn.com

British are a witty lot

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