The Nick Vatterott Show

Nick Vatterott has never made it to one episode of The Nick Vatterott Show, who knows where he is? Maybe the comedy group Maria Wojciechowski and Abby Vatterott a.k.a. Abbaria know. Detective Rick Rick Rick investigates!

Three Words: Nick's not here. Casey James Salengo, Will Winner and some other guy are. Bank robbery.

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, so instead a former principal Grundy Grendleshaw of an Austin,Texas high school interviews his former student, comedian Trey Galyon about Texas, religion, gay marriage, abortion, frigg'n abortion? Really? Yep! And a baseball job you probably never knew existed!​

Welcome to the Nick Vatterott Show, Nick can't make it, he's out having dinner, so serving up the podcast this week is Don Lunch! Don is having lunch today with comedian Kara Buller, the two talk about lunch, confidence, pooping your pants, sex addiction, murderers, and roommate drama all over a nice hot plate of Lasagna Salad!

Nick Vatterott can't make the show this week, so taking over is Gill Angst, a man of over two emotions! He's with comedian Joe Kilgallon, today they are getting to what's offensive, what in the vague spectrum of political correctness is too far and not far at all, and how the extreme right and extreme left are essentially the same asshole.

Welcome to The Nick Vatterott Show, Nick couldn't make it this week so Guy Manadodossoiersoi is taking over. Guy has come out of a 17 year depression, and has found a new lease on life! He is enjoying life with comedians Liza Treyger and Sabrina Jalees. Today they will be discussing adult hood, sorta. Check out Sabrina and Liza's amazing series on You Tube: "How Many Questions"

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's out playing pinball. But what exactly is pinball? Geryll Levonsonlll talks to comedians Tim Warner, Chris Waelti and James Creelman who play on the 'Midnight Vultures' in the NYC Pinball League and get their thoughts on Ramps, Nudges, Modes, Knocks, Tilts, Multi-balls and Bill Paxon!

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's completely fed up with podcasts, so taking over this week is overzealous, long time podcast listener, first time podcast podder Augustus Bradshaw. Augustus asks every question every podcaster asks. His guest this week is the hilarious, one of a kind, Mr. Mike Dobbins! The two tackle such over asked podcast questions as "How did you get into stand up?", and "When did you know you were funny?" and "Is there an inherent truth that some aspect of honesty or realness must be bled into absolute absurdity in order for the ridiculous to be any sort of place of abstract substance?"

This week on the Nick Vatterott Show, Nick cannot make it, he's trying to find the person that stole his identity. So this week Marcus Monroe interviews Marcus Monroe. Or is it Marcus Monroe interviewing Marcus Monroe? Which one is the REAL Marcus Monroe? As we try to figure out which Marcus Monroe is the Andy Kaufman Award winning comedian from Wisconsin, we also talk about a comedian's catch phrase be just taking your set list out, the mating rituals of whales, eating danishes, putting holes in your ears, getting cabs in small towns, how nicknames work and most important of all; which one is the REAL MARCUS MONROE?!? Follow @NickVatterott @marcusmonroe and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's out learning how to podcast. So a mysterious man tries to record a podcast in a restaurant. But is he the last man on earth? Only most of the world knows!

This week Nick Vatterott can't make it, he's out having fun. So Bart tries to have fun with Mike Guild, Jake Hart, and James Creelman. The gang talks fun, dreams, dentists, the similarities between movie theme songs, plus a special performance by The Minnesota Twins, a two man band that performs in prisons all over U.S. and Canadian Territory prison system!

The year is 2024 and after a string of events that took place in 2014, comedians are no longer getting paid. Saul Barley interviews people who have championed not paying comedians including the producer of the show LaughZ, the head of business affairs at the comedy theater The Uptight Citizen's Corporation, a comic turned booker at some shitty comedy club, a casting agent from Saturday Night Live Streaming, a showbizness social internet guru and a starving broke poor comedian who has been unable to pay their bills with "great exposure".​

Nick is out watching football this week, so Hank Williams the 8th invited his Rowdy Friends Ethan White and Dan Enfield to talk Week 1, offensive mascots, odd rules in the NFL, how Teddy Roosevelt almost ended college football, the odd sex habbits of banana slugs and other football related topics!​

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's coming up with some convention to be the format for the podcast. So running the show this week is Bob Bernice: COMEDY POLICE. Bob is a real piece of poop, that loves to judge other people's comedy. So today he'll have on several comedians and tell them just what the the hell they're doing right, or god forbid, wrong in their act. Follow @NickVatterott and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott ONCE AGAIN cant make it his week. It's almost like that's the whole point of the show! This week Barbara Koontz takes over the show. She's a mid-west soccer mom (her kids don't play soccer, she does) who knows absolutely nothing about the conflict in the Middle East. So to get to the bottom of it she talks to comedians Benjy Susswein and Aaron Friedman. Benjy, who spend a year and a half in Israel, and Aaron, who spent his entire life as a Jew, break down the history of why everyone just can't get along while Barbara, who has never talked to anyone that wasn't a white like minded Christian, tries to formulate her very first world view! Follow @NickVatterott @thebestofbs @imaaronfriedman and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott couldn't make it this week. We're not even sure why, he didn't even give an excuse this time. Sitting in today is washed up NPR Spokes-Human; Baul Balamoniatarian. Today he and comedians Drew Michael and Will Miles discuss what is the overall end game to life, they get to the bottom of calculus, dimensions, the source field, and pointless emergency drills and delve into the age old secret of how to keep the brain from eating itself. Here's a hint: IT'S WHISTLING! ​ Follow @NickVatterott and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's at a wedding. So Bruce Barebutt, the ' Jack of all Trades that involve working out', is going to get to the bottom of weddings, talk about being raised in a dog crate vs fleeing Russia because of Jewish oppression, and discuss George Washington's Chamberpot with Liza Treyger and Megan Gailey. Follow @NickVatterott @gilttercheese @megangailey and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick can't make this weeks episode of 'The Nick Vatterott Show' because he's at home waiting for Time Warner. So his old neighbor Burt Curt who normally doesn't do ANYTHING, takes time out of doing nothing to do the podcast. This week he has fun with comedian Nate Craig! Nate and Burt talk run ins with the cops, the pretentiousness of Vimeo, the love of classic video games, the frustration of Steve Martin being awesome at everything, and those last moments right before you get catapulted into a hot tar wall!

Nick is running late, so intern Gary starts the show without him. Today Gary interviews comedian Michael Lehrer about strip clubs, regional colloquialisms, and explores the rap prowess of the super clique, WORLD WIDE PHONICS CREW!!! ​

Nick Vatterott couldn't join the podcast today, there wasn't enough chairs. So Donald McDonald takes charge to discuss the fascinating world of animal husbandry. His guests include comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Julia Johns, also a council that denounces eggs as chicken abortions, as well as a couple of experts on pig mating.​