The No Pos Wow Podcast

We discuss our musical talents (bet you didn't know Jessica was a karaoke STAR!) and deep DIVE into the latest TikTok drama: a contracted make up artist for a fancy NYC wedding went ROGUE and invited herself to the day's festivities. Very important information for our No Pos Wow bride, Jessica, as she plans her own nuptials! You don't want to miss the breakdown. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠@NoPosWowPod⁠⁠ Don't forget to like, subscribe, and review wherever you get your podcasts!

Our most hilarious episode YET! We do a deep dive into Garfield the cat and his human owner's origin story, seamlessly transition to the recent Blake Lively drama, make a case for Ryan Reynolds being the true villain, and why celebrities being called "couple goals" means therapy is needed STAT! Speaking of villains, is Ben Affleck the one to blame for him and JLo's marriage breakdown? We recorded this episode just before they announced their divorce on August 20th which makes Karla's witchy predictions about Jenny from the Block and what she needs from her future love partner spookier than normal! #JusticeForJenGarner Jessica and Karla also put their friendship to the test as Jessica tries to decode Karla’s “crazy talk” after years of practice. Soon, you too will be fluent! They wrap up with Karla's upcoming trip to London to see Taylor Swift on The Eras Tour. Tune in to find out how many times she’s seen the show, her concert prep plans, plus what else is on the agenda besides coming back with an accent. And just when you think it couldn’t get crazier, Jessica recounts the time they went to see the Eras Tour movie together and got into a fight with fellow "Swifties." Listen closely and you'll catch Karla clowning for Rep TV. This episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, surprises, and a bit of mayhem. Don’t miss it! Follow us on Instagram @NoPosWowPod Don't forget to like, subscribe, and review wherever you get your podcasts!

Ready for a good laugh and some wild stories? In this episode of No Pos Wow, Jessica and Karla bring the funny in full force! From music festivals and the unspoken rules of festival etiquette (yes, there’s more to it than just wearing flower crowns) to Jessica’s childhood spent growing up in a dojo—not really but her sisters sure made it seem like she was! 🥋🎶 Ever wondered what it was like to place a collect call to McGruff the Crime Dog? Karla has, and she actually did it! Tune in to hear about her hilarious childhood escapade and why McGruff's HQ- or the collect call operator- was probably not ready for her call. 🐾☎️ The episode wraps up with a patriotic twist as the duo tackles the ambitious goal of Making America Laugh Again. Plus, they round out their Olympic commentary with some little-known Olympic jobs you’ve probably never heard of but will definitely get a kick out of. 🏅🇺🇸 Get ready to laugh, reminisce, and maybe even learn a thing or two in this jam-packed episode. Press play and join the fun! 🎧😂 Follow us on Instagram! @NoPosWowPod

Hold onto your berets, folks, because Jessica and Karla are diving headfirst into the wild and wacky world of the Olympics in this laugh-out-loud episode of No Pos Wow! 🥇🇫🇷 First up, get the inside scoop on why Ilona Maher from the USA Rugby team is your new must-follow on Instagram. Hint: it’s not just her athletic prowess, but her hilarious and unfiltered posts that will have you double-tapping all day long! 📲🏉 Next, Karla makes a convincing (and side-splitting) case for why Kenan Thompson should bring back his iconic “Pierre Escargot” character from All That for the Paris Olympics. Imagine the hilarity of Kenan, in his raincoat and bathtub, commentating on the games with his signature French accent – magnifique! 🛁 🐤🇫🇷 But wait, there's more! Flavor Flav, yes THAT Flavor Flav, is sponsoring the Women’s water polo team, and it’s as chaotic and fantastic as it sounds. Get ready for some outrageous team chants and oversized clocks. 🕒🤽‍♀️ And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, Snoop Dogg unofficially becomes the ambassador of the Olympics. Because who else could blend chill vibes with top-tier sports commentary? 🌿🏅 In between the Olympic madness, Karla showcases her insane talent for research, sharing three hot tips that will level up your investigative skills. Karla’s got you covered. 🔍💡 Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, surprises, and the ultimate Olympic fan experience. Don’t miss out – it’s No Pos Wow! 🎧😂

Jessica and Karla pack in the fun and hilarity this episode! Prepare for discussions on their dream presidential cabinet (yes cartoon characters are allowed), Tiktok influencers like Shawty Bae and Ballerina Farm, plus other hot takes. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @noposwowpod

Disclosure: This was recorded on Tuesday July 16th. Check out the time stamps below if you want to skip around! How many “once in a lifetime” events can a millennial take? The limit does not exist! Listen to Jessica and Karla’s take on what’s going on in Texas politics, USA elections, and in their lives of course! While some of the topics are on a more serious note than usual, you can still count on their humor to take the lead. Plus, a fun new segment was saved for the very end for those that agree... I mean stay tuned! Enjoy! Check out our timestamps below if you want to skip around. 4:03 - Hurricane Beryl 6:19 - What rhymes with Meggory? Greg Abbott 14:37 - Why we talk about politics and other philosophical thoughts 17:27 - but wait there’s more on Abbott! 18:46 - what our original plan was for this episode and how we didn’t do that :)  19:39 - Slytherin goes to Hollywood!  23:42 - Jessica’s Wedding Update 28:39 - Karla Talks about Wise for Jess (not an ad) & her Taylor Swift Germany tickets drama  32:25 - Calling all wedding sponsors!  35:20 - Trump Topic 38:57 - reproductive rights 46:13 - No fault Divorce   58:02 - You made it to the end! Your reward is a FUN NEW SEGMENT with NO politics called AITA. 

Jessica & Karla jump right into what they're obsessed with in episode deux of their podcast revival! They talk about Karla's potential audition for a game show, Jessica's wedding planning progress, how over ASMR is, give solid Amazon shopping tips, and give some light celeb and Karen Read trial updates. Disclaimer: We recorded this episode on June 25th- before there were some significant updates to one of the topics we discussed. We'll give our updated thoughts next week and, in the meantime, hope you enjoy the episode!

In the newest episode of the "No Pos Wow" podcast, Jessica and Karla dive into a lively discussion about pop culture, true crime, and what’s new in their life. They start by reminiscing about Justin Timberlake's (negative) impact on the music industry and his recent headlines. Then, they shift gears to explore the gripping true crime story of Karen Reed, analyzing the details and latest developments in her case. To round off the episode, hear their blending of health advice with humorous stories. Tune in for a blend of nostalgia, mystery, and motivation!

“2020 was the worst!” said everyone ever. The No Pos Wow girls reflect back and look ahead with positive attitudes.

This was recorded TWO weeks ago. Tune in to experience our true bunker brain banter!!

Find out what Jess and Karla have been up to during this corona madness!

Has your Tinder date ever gone wrong? Unheard of right! Karla talks about the time she dated someone for six weeks and then “Prince Charming” turned it into a podcast series. What happens when both parties have podcasts to serve the tea? Join us for a seriously funny discussion of online dating today and when the date lasted too long. -No Pos Wow.

Happy birthday to our podcast cohost Jessica!!

Mini-episode before we went off to celebrate the aliens!!! #thetruthisoutthere

Jessica and Karla are back from hiatus to talk about their most memorable neighbors.