The Not So Clean Sheet

Champion's League runs, intercontinental love triangles, lewd goal celebrations, Romanian IP disputes and Emmanuel Adebayor's unique family issues: The Not So Clean Sheet has you covered.

This week's NSCS covers West Ham's epic upset, the underwhelming and over-clothed return of Fergie time at Old Trafford, epic Spurs malaise, and a classically classic Clasico in Madrid. Plus: Big Sam: expert analyst, and why you shouldn't buy your child a Neymar for Christmas.

How does one react to an 8-0 drubbing? Possibly by becoming a Southampton fan? Plus, Jason's reaction to attending two La Liga matches! Where to eat after a big win in Marseille! And wouldn't we all just rather talk about Serial?

The NSCS dives into the Mourinho-Wenger fisticuffs, Chelsea's dominance, QPR's ineptitude, and discuss which stadium would make the best middle name. Make sure to stick around for Roy Keane's oversharing about his experiences in the 1990s United locker room. Follow @notsocleansheet and email any questions (or, more likely, complaints) to [email protected]

The NSCS delights in the scandals of the week across Europe (Sex scandals! Horrifying Anti-Semitism! Lederhosen!) before diving into an exciting week in the EPL and UEFA Champion's League. Is Diego Costa the new Luis Suarez? Is Yaya Toure mentally out the door? Can Alexis Sanchez play shirtless?