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The Offensive Third

Author: Brett Hullander, Hemal Patel, Ryan Poore, Asher Hale

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A humorous take on all things EPL, Fantasy EPL and current affairs as they relate to football, from the perspective of 4 Knoxville natives.

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Casey got a kiss

Casey got a kiss

2025-12-2901:12:48

Send us a text This week the boys are back from taking a wee Christmas hiatus, mainly because they're lazy or just socially active, or they were all just hungover you guess which one. Regardless Casey, Cobalt and Ryan are back to discuss match week 18's happenings. City are applying pressure to Arsenal, Villa look like they're going to have a season, and Chelsea and Newcastle can't seem to figure out if they want to be good, or average, hear more from your 3 offensive Sunday League hosts.
Morgan Rogers has a day!

Morgan Rogers has a day!

2025-12-1501:09:34

Send us a text This week we get into week 16's league goings on. Casey lets us know how Arsenal have bottled it, Ryan lets us know how Spurs are Spursy and Cobalt tries to keep it all together. The Salah shenanigans might be behind us but there's still alot of jeopardy left in the season.
Send us a text We're back with two weeks worth games and how the weeks have swung things in the league, we'll get into all the major games and impacts to the league, we'll talk about the world cup draws as well as some of the champions league games that are up and coming, as well as have a good decision about what Salah's remarks might mean for his future.
Dale's back

Dale's back

2025-12-0101:03:19

Send us a text We get back on the train discussing the best of the weekends highlights along with some goings on of the Champions league this past week as well as a look forward to the upcoming weeks fixtures which includes games mid-week and on the weekend.
North London is Red

North London is Red

2025-11-2501:20:03

Send us a text This week we have a very special guest on, and we discuss last weeks matches, midweek champions league fixtures, and next weeks premier league fixtures. We have an understaffed lineup at the offensive third this week, BUT Harold more than makes up for it. As always, thank you for listening, we love you, and were proud of you! I think...
Are City back?

Are City back?

2025-11-1001:07:10

Send us a text This week you get Ryan, Casey and Cobalt as your hosts talking about match week 11's games, along with some champions league shenanigans. They also enter into a discussion if the Premier Leagues more direct stylistic adoption is making the game boring.
Send us a text We're back, well atleast 3 of us. Ryan, Casey and Cobalt are here to walk you through week 10 of the EPL, and look at the upcoming weeks fixtures including champions league and EPL games for gameweek 11. They'll talk about the front runners Arsenal and the teams chasing them.
A weekend for the subs

A weekend for the subs

2025-09-2901:02:45

Send us a text Dale, Cobalt and Ryan are holding the down the fort this week breaking down all the weekend's games including the first Liverpool loss of the season (Finally!), and the relegated teams as they do bits after coming up. All this along with some very average assessments around the Balon D'or and a look at their fantasy gameweek decisions.
Send us a text Dales pissed, Ryan’s content, Casey’s highly dissatisfied and cobalts used to it all. This week the guys break down week 5.
Send us a text Casey, Ryan and Cobalt, are your hosts this week, talking about all things premier league after what feels like and exhaustive international break. Covering the Manchester derby, Arsenal vs Forrest, Spurs vs Burnley, and of course that Liverpool game, amongst some others. Also touching base on some FPL stuff.
Send us a text Welcome back, TOT fans! This week we come to you without Cobalt, who is enjoying some time away, so the other four do their best. We cover all the games, with the major talking points being Spurs big win, Arsenal look good, some great mid table clashes, are West Ham going to survive, how handsome is Scott Parker, and why, oh why, are we still discussing how shit VAR is!?! Then we move onto the game Monday night, next week's clashes including the BIG BIG one Sunday, and a ...
Send us a text We're back for the first week of the season, we talk about the debut of two of the most talked about forwards this transfer window in Gyokeres and Sesko, and boy was it a letdown. We'll breakdown Liverpool and high scoring game against Bournemouth, as well as City's trouncing of Wolves. Casey is back so we have another episode of the platinum p*ssies. Tune for another week of shenanigans with Cobalt, Dale, Asher and Casey!
Manager swaps?

Manager swaps?

2025-08-1101:08:46

Send us a text This week we have Dale, Cobalt, Ryan and Asher (he's back!) discussing all the goings on in the premier league from continued transfer rumors, the charity shield game analysis (if you want to call it that), as well as FPL goings on and a new segment called "Listen up F*rs" where we will have a fun hypothetical, or have one our guys go off on a rant, regardless of what each week entails, it should be a nice addition for the 25/26 season. Join us for our first pod of the 25/26 se...
Send us a text This week you'll get all your transfer news and rumors along with a look at England's Lioness path through the Euros and win today. Colbalt, Dale and Ryan are hosting this week and will give you a little preview at their early predictions on winners and FPL teams.
Send us a text Dale, Cobalt and Ryan are hosting today as they watch the Costa Rica and USA quarterfinals and discuss the club work cup goings on as well as the latest transfer news. Oh, and Cobalt's young lions finally give him something to be cheerful about!
Send us a text Welcome back, TOT fans! We are back to bullshit our way through an hour of nonsense, starting with the summer fixtures. That's right, the Concacaf Club World Cup International Friendly Expo sponsored by Weebo! Or something, we aren't sure. We talk about England's mishaps losing to Senegal, the US is having a bit of a mutiny, but does anyone care, and how, exactly, does Saudi Arabia make it into a North American tournament!? We talk about bit about the Club World Cup...
Send us a text Welcome back, TOT fans! We're coming at you live this week with our recap of an absolute hiding in Germany as PSG finally get the trophy they have craved. We discuss the game, get into some transfer banter, and just sort of hang out and chat as the season winds down and the summer lull comes on. During the summer, our pods will be more bi-weekly and mostly just us having a chat about footy news or whatever comes to mind. We would LOVE to hear from you. Please send us co...
Send us a text Part 2: We discuss the last week of the league and go through our pre-season predictions along with expectations for our teams moving forward. Be warned this is a two-parter due to technical issues.
Send us a text We discuss the last week of the league and go through our pre-season predictions along with expectations for our teams moving forward. Be warned this is a two-parter due to technical issues.
Send us a text Its the OG three this week and we are sorry. We dive into the premier league happenings this week, and ask the question, will Arsenal spurs it up? We take a look at the European competitions and review this week's mid-week results and look forward to this week's potential. We dive into a little bit of FIFAs shenanigans with club world cup, and discuss its relavance, and finally we ask the question were Liverpool hungover?
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