The One Millionth Podcast

Comedian Chris Porter and his hilarious TV producer sister Andi Porter discuss recent events in their lives and in culture.

He Ate the Bones!

Andi goes to a fancy dinner while Chris returns to Vegas  

11-05
50:38

Nub City

Andi walks out of a movie and Chris names off the countries he's been to. (It's a short list)

10-07
01:11:42

Cuterus

Chris and Andi are back!!   For how long??  Who knows???  See where they've been!!  Have your questions answered!!

09-30
59:30

Seismameter

Andi and Chris return after three long months and man, has a lot happened.  Was Chris being trained by the CIA? Did Andi get abducted by natives while on Safari?  The answer is no to both of those, but find out what HAS happened in this episode.

02-06
56:13

C3PO’s Butthole

Chris goes to a charity golf event and Andi sings her version of America the Beautiful in this freedom fueled episode.

11-04
01:02:28

Southern Jumbos

Andi comes back from Mexico unscathed and Chris has another epic week on the road.

10-07
01:01:44

Gross Fountain

Andi and Chris...and the echo...are back...again. Andi's been sick and Chris has been living the dream. It's a very Yin and Yang episode.

09-18
01:01:30

Casa Key Grip

Chris and Andi discuss Oppenheimer and the difference between 'empathic' and 'empathetic'.  ...it's funnier than it sounds.

08-19
01:02:09

Stream A Lil Stream

Andi & Chris are back!  Chris has been on hiatus and Andi is getting weird on Twitch!  It's a good one!

07-28
01:01:45

Steamcupine

Andi wants to bang a goat man on her video game and Chris reminisces about UTIs. It's a weird one.

06-25
01:05:14

Tamport

Andi is balls deep in the new Zelda game, Dad calls in, and Chris goes to a Tampa Bay Rays game.

06-10
01:02:39

This Is How You Get Up

Andi tells us about bouncing her chin off a roller rink floor and hears Chris laugh all the way from Florida.

06-04
56:36

Tight Vibes

Chris goes to New York City (get a rope) and Andi doesn't know what the hell she did.

05-20
01:02:08

Spassm

Chris dials in from yet another mall town and Andi has clean teeth but you wouldn't know it cause the video didn't record!!!

05-06
01:02:32

A Real Poo Done It

Chris finds out that Bob Villa is still alive and Andi gets real descriptive about Otto's butthole.

04-15
01:05:20

Family Nuts

Chris and Andi talk about...you know what...I'm not even sure at this point, but I'm sure it was funny. The echo returns for a few minutes in the beginning and then works itself out.

04-05
55:55

What Dat Mouf Do

Andi and Chris go to Vegas and have two very different trips getting there.

03-17
01:03:05

Dude Soup

Chris and Andi talk about the world champion Kansas City Chiefs and moms that are gross.

03-08
01:02:20

Premium Hole Vids

Andi gets to practice having tinnitus while Chris goes on tour with Bert Kreisher.

02-11
59:39

Penistown

Chris explains why the Buffalo Bills lost and Andi sleeps through an earthquake.

01-31
59:20

Ash

This shit is gold

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Derick Smith (Bubba)

First subscriber! Let's gooo!

07-01 Reply

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