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Dateline: February 16th, 2019 Kurt and Greg speak at length about their own brushes with Fanatic Fanboy activity!  Including hilarious stories about the Paracast, Devo and how Butch Walker stared Greg down!  You don't want to miss this one Channelheads!

Kurt and Greg give recently unpersoned SHOCKJOCK Bubblecow a chance to talk about the recent Dumpster Fire controversy.

Kurt attempts to decrypt Albert Bouchard's masterpiece I am the one you warned me of, the first part of the Imaginos mythos... Fresh from zones of moisture And afterwards the meat With spangles on my long-tailed suits And songs to haunt the one that's saved Just call me Desdinova I'm sure to be The lucky one When destiny assigns wisdom Known to me The starry wisdom I am (I am) The one you warned me of I am (I am) The one who'd never, never lie The writing in the notebook Notation from the stars Songs by Desdinova And frost warnings from the women's farm Whose agents could not ever see His hilly eyes and two green rings Obscured sight and fancy dreams Holy mass, those thirteen fancy dreams I am (Iam) The one you warned me of I am (I am) The one who'd never, never lie Eyes like bottles and hands in my hair Bottles of blackness, the blacker to spare I'll sit myself behind that clock And play tunes on it's belfry Five fingers have I to play them like ten Ten fingers have I to play them again In decimal chains called mimicry Whose notes will never, never fly Until they quit those timely tunes And enter that system from outside

Dateline: October 28th, 2009 Fultane, Octane, Butane, Nighttrain! Overload! Jason Alexander’s the New McDLT Commercial. The Eyewitness News Room Neurons in the brain that are all about Oprah! Kurt reads from the Fox 4-1-1 about Brooke Shields! Kurt watched the Midnight Meat Train and Woody Allen’s Whatever, Greg’s working through season one of the Sopranos. The Movie List: G80 – The Island of Doctor Moreau (the one from the seventies) K80 – Seconds John Frankenheimer dated Christy Canyon and Kurt helps you imagine what hanging out with him might have sounded like! The Guessing Game! Kurt tries to guess Greg’s number 79! G79 – Robin Hood (the Disney cartoon one) K79 - Tron G78 – Enter the Dragon K78 – The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across the Eighth Dimension

Dateline: 11-07-2009 They’re playing Christmas music already! And even worse, they’re playing Ratt at Cheddar’s! We bring wild animals into our home and expect them to behave and are surprised when they don’t. The Greg Lester News Recent Precision – Tuning of the Fruitfly Brain (Perhaps this will lead to a film called the Tinkie Winkie Effect?) The Guessing Game: I bought a video game by Clover studio today! When Sitcoms become Lagubrious… Kurt’s mom coined the phrase ‘if you have nothing good to say, don’t say anything...’ & Kurt is confused from his heart medicine. The Movie List G77 – Jeremiah Johnson K77 – Pin G76 – Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Kurt sings World of Your Imagination to Greg, kicks a little bit of flavor K76 – Basquiat G75 – Mary Poppins Song Break: Kokoro Wa Gipsy ‘A Gipsy Heart’ sung by Casey Rankin Greg and Kurt discuss whether or not the movie list is a good idea when we could better spend our time talking about Milton Berle or Elizabeth Smart… K75 – A Boy Named Charlie Brown G74 – Casino Royale K74 – Lucky Stars – Superior Shine (My Lucky Stars) G73 – Office Space K73 – Office Space Kurt & Greg talk about old school hip-hop. Song Fade Out: ‘Movie Star’ by Jackie Chan followed by Kurt & Greg ranting about… (Digitization, Comic Books, Mafia Wars and Baroque)

Outer Channel Dateline: November 3rd 2018 Brand Recognition!!!!! New logos… new channels! Kurt and Greg talk about the Outer Channel 3001 show. The Outer Channel News Flatliners USA Amythest Realm, a woman who has sex with ghosts LARPing vs. Authentic alternative belief Thoughts on Tracy Twyman and how Kurt also noticed that the sun has changed color since the solar eclipse Deep album cut: La Villa Strangiato (An Exercise In Self-Indulgence) as well as Ruch in general. Compact Disc or CDs? The Walking Dead MDO By-Produkt is 27 years old! Kurt talks about cutting the Trump Edition of MDO’s original industrial song Stop U.S. (Before It’s Too Late) King of the Hill is on Hulu! Kurt and Greg conjure up the Fuckin’ Slenderman! (and talk about Tracy Twyman, Nick Redfern and Tulpas in the process)

Greg talks about dark tourism. And when you should “leave that shit alone”.

Dateline: August 9th, 2010 Kurt interview's Paul Robb of Information Society!

Dateline: 10-26-2018 Kurt describes a Utopian vision of his antidote to the noisy consumerist malls that have sullied the original vision of Victor Gruen for the past 30 years.

Dateline: 10-13-2018 Greg, Kurt and Rich talk about the Film Crew and the movies of Rob Zombie and Quentin Tarantino.

Dateline: 10-13-2018 Concerning how Kathleen Kennedy is to Star Wars as Marci Turk is to..... Concerning Anchor Concerning Funding Concerning the Last Jedi, the SJWs and Kathleen Kennedy The Limo Crash Have you gotten any new CDs or Compact Discs Lately? Like a Rolling Stone, the Rolling Stones or Rolling Stone: Which came First? Dr. David Jacobs and Emma Woods

Dateline: October 8th, 2018. With Greg out of town, Kurt tried to do a clip show but failed so he talks about Laurence Harvey and his daughter Domino instead.

Kurt and Greg talk about a podcast worse than the Outer Channel How many Memes do you think there are? Gene Simmons: The Trump of Rock Gene Steinberg of the Paracast is the master of the podcast craft Pete Puma was a rip off of Crazy Guggenheim Greg Lester reads the News: Boy Steals Car! NPR lowers itself to jaw about Bigfoot! A Bone Trumpet made to call Demons?! A Palace for Little People! Have you bought any new CDs or Compact Discs Lately? Crazy from the Heat Table Read

Dateline: September 24th, 2018 Why when i was a child did the old folks shake their heads and sigh... things are different today the summers were longer once with fragrant winds in evening there were storks and chimneys then and crickets why did they tell me things are different now once the small mouth bass would leap from under the lotus snapping at dragon flies once there were green mosses on the river stones why did they tell me how theyd map it out for me as far they'd say as the eye could see was wilderness all around there was a lake here then where beavers toiled and deer would drink there were lakes they say and bobcats too and wild poppies blooming why did they map it out that way i'm not one for calling creatures by pet names for sugaring the wild blood for housebreaking the sturdy beast into an erratic version of myself i like a falcons talons to stay sharp we are of the same stuff these creatures and I of the same wild elements combined in a chemistry of spit and sperm in the spirit to survive...

Saturday September 22nd, 2018, the Big Bad Bionic Boys of the Outer Channel are Back Baby (Kurt Weller & Greg Lester)! with special guest Rich Plummer! Featuring the Following Timely Topics: People we've lost since the last episode: Alan Thicke Anthony Bourdain Lil Peep Charles Manson Joe Jackson Ensa cosby Richard Hatch Billy Graham Howard Stern Ted Kennedy Greg Lester reads the News Any New CDs or Compacts Discs? Sharp Objects Mandy Barnes & Barnes: Aged Cheese & Fine Whines Miscellania: Batman's dick Zachary Quinto hosting 'In Search of...' Military intelligence isn't an oxymoron Next Week: David Lee Roth's lost screenplay 'Crazy from the Heat' table read?