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After appearing on podcasts by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, and Ari Shaffir, comedian Ms. Pat has decided to branch out on her own and create a truly unique and hilarious podcast with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, she dives into topics from backside meatballs to race. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.
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Ms. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 22: RIP Cakes

Episode 22: RIP Cakes

2019-09-1000:35:447

Ms. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about visiting her mom’s grave, and how she was escorted out of the cemetery. Ms. Pat tells Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle her final wishes. She then begs Garrianna to get what is delicious. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris Spangle. She explains how she'd turn her click into an MMA fighter to fight back. Ms. Pat talks about knowing a family member's home was nasty when the roaches crawled on her as a way to escape. She tells us about ghetto dry cleaning, and when she realized that she might be poor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 20: Nay-Nay

Episode 20: Nay-Nay

2019-08-2700:39:4612

Ms. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cream. Deon Curry blows everyone's mind with a fact about vanilla ice cream. Ms. Pat explains why you can't live with hate in your heart. Ms. Pat debuts the next smash hit: "The Food Stamps Here." Ms. Pat and Deon try to set White Boy Chris up with Quisha's sister. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/-----Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qt7v5kbjpqyp89x/020-Patdown-NayNay.mp3?dl=0Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 19: Holy Polio

Episode 19: Holy Polio

2019-08-2000:47:0115

Ms. Pat takes on not vaccinating children after Deon Curry had a friend announce she was an anti-vaxxer. Ms. Pat explains where she messed up as a mom. A man in Indian began sprouting hundreds of teeth. Jeffrey Epstein died in jail and the crew debates if he committed suicide. Ms. Pat shares one of the wildest business models she's heard of. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
One of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Deon Curry wonders how much Ms. Pat's ticket to heaven would be. Find out what mega pastor Ms. Pat thinks is super F___able. Chris Spangle explains white teenagers floating across the ocean in pods. Ms. Pat then floats the idea of taking her family camping, and Garrianna and the family say no. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 17: Big Blue

Episode 17: Big Blue

2019-08-0600:55:4015

Ms. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris Spangle gets some too. Everyone debates if the cop that tased a 65-year-old woman was too aggressive or not. Then Ms. Pat quizzes White Boy Chris on black films. Turns out, he's white af. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It is the first live recording of the Patdown! Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle take the stage at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Canada in front of a live audience. Deon had some issues getting his passport, and White Boy Chris had some issues sharing a room with Deon. We welcome our first guest and it is comedic legend Howie Mandell. Ms. Pat then asks him things he's never been asked in an interview. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 15: Souse Meat

Episode 15: Souse Meat

2019-07-2300:49:4418

Ms. Pat takes a trip to New York City and pays the price with chaffed thighs. Beyonce inspires Ms. Pat to think about going back to a historically black college. She talks about the greatest meal she's ever had and working as a chimney sweep as a child. She recounts the time her mother killed her best friend Coo-coo. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna all stare in disbelief as Ms. Pat shares the food of her childhood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Introducing the Moment

Introducing the Moment

2019-07-1900:08:163

Wondery’s The Moment, hosted by comedian Ingrid Haas, explores some epic real life romances to find the answers to our toughest relationship questions. From a Taylor Swift intervention, to getting betrothed by a horse, this podcast is your real life Rom-Com. Listen now at wondery.fm/patLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Comments (145)

Jennifer Farmer

Love this podcast, can't wait to watch when you guys switch to video on YouTube, I had heard a out ms.pat but watched her on Rogan podcast & she was one of the best!

Sep 15th
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Oral A. Williams

OMFNG, COMEDY GOLD !! !

Sep 13th
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Matt Hayashi

one of the best interviews on the JRE! killed it

Sep 12th
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Dylan Ferri

Handmaid's Tale is on Crave up here.

Sep 9th
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Danielle Brooks

I love this

Sep 6th
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Jose Sanchez

theu need the daughter to there in all show she feel ups the whole dynamics

Sep 5th
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******

Hi Ms. Pat LOL yes I remember those days where my brother and I had to wash and ring our clothes out with a towel. Here is one better. If I didn't have somebody to hold the other end. I use to use the door to hold it. You truley keep it real....😂😂😂

Sep 3rd
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Sophia

****** 👍

Sep 4th
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lashawnda demry

you can die from crack it can give you a heart attack. my uncle died this way

Sep 3rd
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Steven Rodriguez

God Chris has ZERO game. ZERO. Funny though lol

Aug 28th
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Dylan Ferri

Steven Rodriguez him asking how she was two times in a row had me cringing hars

Sep 9th
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Jacob

Steven Rodriguez hahaha😂

Aug 28th
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Angelina Jefferson

oh my god....BLACK BITCH BUTTER BEANS. Get em at the hood near you!

Aug 27th
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Jacob

Angelina Jefferson 🤔

Aug 28th
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Haley Turl

Ms. Pat! my lord you are one of my favourite people on this planet! first heard you on Joe Rogans show while I was working and never laughed so damn hard i was hooked! Your pod cast rocks and your people are amazing! I have to say you and Howie togeather are GOLD! Dying to hear you and him again. keep up the greatness ms. pat! Haley

Aug 27th
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Missy Ward

I have laughed so hard every episode I fall out of my chair. 😂😂😂

Aug 22nd
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BC surv

best podcast eva

Aug 22nd
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BC surv

🙄😬😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Aug 22nd
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BC surv

ms pat. keep doing this! you're amazing!

Aug 19th
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Kimberley Cotton

BC surv 👊👊👏👏

Aug 20th
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Candy Carmel

I bought black pussy all the time

Aug 16th
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Candy Carmel

I gotta stop listening to you while at work ⚰⚰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰⚰⚰ "I'm not kidknapable?"⚰⚰🤣🤣🤣

Aug 16th
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Nikki Phillippe

being from indiana I was going to suggest Brown county! it's so nice there!

Aug 13th
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Cooper Scott

Nikki Phillippe :)

Aug 14th
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Mars Johnston

Another recommended black movie: Paid in Full starring Wood Harris & Mekhi Phifer. Girls Trip was really good too.

Aug 10th
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Nate BAMA

I love you Miss Pat I think you're funny as hell but you need to ,in my opinion, think about what you're saying especially when it comes to race in the police the rhetoric that you're spitting is very dangerous and doesn't help your community at all I think you should look at some facts before you speak on that like that. you're better than the bullshit that's coming out of your mouth in this podcast I hope you can take a look at this logically and come to some better conclusions. Have a great day

Aug 7th
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LaTisha Prettynthirty Golden

Nate BAMA Bro are u fucking serious. That lady is gonna say what the fuck she wanna say as she should. U sorry stupid bastard.

Sep 5th
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Ryan Jones

Nate BAMA I love Miss Pat too!

Aug 8th
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