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After appearing on podcasts by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, and Ari Shaffir, comedian Ms. Pat has decided to branch out on her own and create a truly unique and hilarious podcast with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, she dives into topics from backside meatballs to race. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.

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Episode 32: Pickle Brains

Episode 32: Pickle Brains

2019-11-1900:43:397

Ms. Pat talks about the time roaches saved her life. She gives advice to white people and black people, mainly stop killing people over Popeyes chicken sandwiches. Garrianna is back and in trouble for cursing. We are back at Ms. Pat’s house so except some kids to get yelled at. She then teaches everyone how to save money while shopping.See Ms. Pat LIVE in St. Louis 11/22 and 11/23 at Blue Room Comedy Club541 E St Louis St Springfield, MO 65806For more information or tickets: https://www.blueroomcomedyclub.com/- Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 31: Bag Daddy

Episode 31: Bag Daddy

2019-11-1300:53:565

Quisha has been sending Ms. Pat horrible videos including black pastors losing their mind. One included a funeral so bad that Ms. Pat was shocked by it.- Pastor Wilson - https://www.facebook.com/marql/videos/10218612447995733- Obama vs. Trump - https://www.facebook.com/WeAreLibertarians/videos/547999049292726- Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat is back on the road and had a great time in Atlantic City. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. Pat is old and tired. Ms. Pat, White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry address complaining fans of the podcast. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
If ever there was an episode where the video is needed, this would be it. We begin with everyone bickering about the video, and it turns into full-fledged arguing by the end. Spangle threatens to "harm it." Deon is dying to talk about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer that killed Botham Jean in his own apartment. Ms. Pat talks about the need to forgive those that hurt us. White Boy Chris gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Deon gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Ms. Pat gets mad at a little girl that lied about her hair getting cut. Then Deon gets mad at Chris for not watching black movies. The video will be posted on Wednesday. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We begin with our most controversial subject yet: eating babies to save the world. Black girls are threatening to make aggressive love to "White Boy Chris" Spangle. Deon Curry raises events happening in the "trudicial system" with the snitching Tekashi 69. Ms. Pat gives us her guide to good cooking at the Waffle House. Then she gets herself all riled up over the Falcons. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 27: Rubber Booties

Episode 27: Rubber Booties

2019-10-1500:42:235

Ms. Pat talks about plastic surgery and how it' s bringing down her sex appeal. The gang also discusses the magic of the black beauty parlor. Where you can not only get your hair done but where you can buy anything from half-Asian babies to bootleg DVDs.- Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 26: Pilot Episode

Episode 26: Pilot Episode

2019-10-0800:47:296

Ms. Pat shot her pilot! She tells Deon Curry and Chris Spangle about shooting the pilot of a TV show for Hulu. She talks about kissing a co-star, bullying on set, gifts from agents, and her family visiting in Los Angeles. Deon gets Ms. Pat worked up over her losing Falcons. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 25: Tropicainical

Episode 25: Tropicainical

2019-10-0100:48:1511

Ms. Pat discusses Section 8 Housing not only as a past recipient but also as a present homeowner and landlord. She once she’s a woman on Judge Joe Brown. She also discusses how seeing a woman with a cart full of orange juice almost made her want to vote Republican. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 24: Whizzinator

Episode 24: Whizzinator

2019-09-2400:37:0413

Ms. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her click. Ms. Pat discovers whizzinators. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Comments (158)

Austin J. Sorgenfrei

Disappointed no one jumped on a sweet tits joke

Nov 6th
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BC surv

pimp my dragon...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oct 30th
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BC surv

chris for real hasn't seen the color purple??? yes, I'm white, one if my favorite movies!

Oct 30th
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The Pettiest of Them All

Deon with the coice of reason as usual!

Oct 29th
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The Pettiest of Them All

the BEST most HILARIOUS pidcast i have EVER HEARD!! MS. PAT IS LEGENDARY!!

Oct 22nd
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Scott Hahn

Just started listening to Ms. Pat after relistening to her on the Rogan podcast (funny ass podcast) and needless to say I'm not disappointed. Thanks so much for making me piss my pants 😂

Oct 19th
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Sommar McKoin

I love this podcast. I happened to pick up Rabbit and it was a really good. I made 3 teenagers read it, so hopefully they will be grateful for what they have. Anyway I became just plain giddy when I read you were going to have a podcast

Oct 4th
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Angelina Jefferson

Ms. Pat you are right! I was on housing assistance, food stamps, etc. I always took care of where I lived and didnt expect the govt. to take care of me and my kids my whole life.

Oct 2nd
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Dréya B

So there are some things that can be overlooked but that comment towards the end that Garrianna made to Ms. Pat was out of line. So glad Ms. Pat had a quick response and put her in her place. Maybe that should have been edited out. #JustMy2Cents

Sep 25th
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Jennifer Farmer

Love this podcast, can't wait to watch when you guys switch to video on YouTube, I had heard a out ms.pat but watched her on Rogan podcast & she was one of the best!

Sep 15th
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Oral A. Williams

OMFNG, COMEDY GOLD !! !

Sep 13th
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Matt Hayashi

one of the best interviews on the JRE! killed it

Sep 12th
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Dylan Ferri

Handmaid's Tale is on Crave up here.

Sep 9th
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Danielle Brooks

I love this

Sep 6th
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Jose Sanchez

theu need the daughter to there in all show she feel ups the whole dynamics

Sep 5th
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******

Hi Ms. Pat LOL yes I remember those days where my brother and I had to wash and ring our clothes out with a towel. Here is one better. If I didn't have somebody to hold the other end. I use to use the door to hold it. You truley keep it real....😂😂😂

Sep 3rd
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lashawnda demry

you can die from crack it can give you a heart attack. my uncle died this way

Sep 3rd
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Steven Rodriguez

God Chris has ZERO game. ZERO. Funny though lol

Aug 28th
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Angelina Jefferson

oh my god....BLACK BITCH BUTTER BEANS. Get em at the hood near you!

Aug 27th
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Haley Turl

Ms. Pat! my lord you are one of my favourite people on this planet! first heard you on Joe Rogans show while I was working and never laughed so damn hard i was hooked! Your pod cast rocks and your people are amazing! I have to say you and Howie togeather are GOLD! Dying to hear you and him again. keep up the greatness ms. pat! Haley

Aug 27th
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