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After appearing on podcasts by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, and Ari Shaffir, comedian Ms. Pat has decided to branch out on her own and create a truly unique and hilarious podcast with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, she dives into topics from backside meatballs to race. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.

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Episode 41: Gingerfication

Episode 41: Gingerfication

2020-01-2100:45:004

Ms. Pat begins this episode with some kind words for White Boy Chris Spangle and a post he made. Ms. Pat hit Louisiana like a hurricane and nearly started a race war on the plane there AND in the comedy club. Deon Curry shares a story about build-your-own sex toys. Ms. Pat shares a story about her legs catching faintinism during sex. - WBC's Post - https://www.instagram.com/p/B7dmuG3n3aS/) - Woman in Meijer - https://facebook.com/david.distelrath.9/videos/10215891347257710/ - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 40: Culture Vulture

Episode 40: Culture Vulture

2020-01-1401:00:457

Kim Kardashian took photos that make her look black, and is being accused of being a culture vulture. Garrianna weighs in on Kim K's darkening over time and interracial relationships. A 911 operator is in deep water after telling a drowning woman to shut up. Ms. Pat learns a click can skeet. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 39: Achoo

Episode 39: Achoo

2020-01-0700:39:146

Ms. Pat had a beautifully designed Christmas and she’s already planning next year’s decorations. She traveled to Denver and the altitude messed her up. Ms. Pat got into a fight in an airport over her energy. Ms. Pat and Deon Curry teach White Boy Chris Spangle about two-egg cornbread and ocean perch. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 38: Kunta Kaepernick

Episode 38: Kunta Kaepernick

2019-12-3101:06:096

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry and Chris Spangle weigh in on the Colin Kaepernick controversy. Garrianna pops in to share some knowledge about Alex Haley's Roots. They discuss the N word. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 37: Dick Kidnappin'

Episode 37: Dick Kidnappin'

2019-12-2400:45:269

Ms. Pat starts the show with a few of her impressions. She responds to the fake kidnapping of a young girl. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain pipe organs to her. She shares some insane stories about her uncles Anthony, Tony, and Stoney. A racist cop finds out he's 18% black and then sues his department for racism. Ms. Pat sends a racist text to White Boy Chris's sister in time to cause a ruckus at Christmas. She then outlines her survival strategy in a zombie apocalypse. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat is back from the road and her house is a disaster. She went to get the crack babies some Subway, but lost her money. It leads to a conversation on charity. Chris Spangle talks a little bit about his divorce. You'll hear in this episode the moment Deon Curry told Ms. Pat that people were getting stabbed over Popeye's. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 35: Shingalings

Episode 35: Shingalings

2019-12-1000:38:588

Ms. Pat loves Christmas and is making memories for a family she is currently mad at. The group discusses some of their favorite Christmas songs. Ms. Pat then shares that her flow is running from the police. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 34: Faintinism

Episode 34: Faintinism

2019-12-0300:45:128

Ms. Pat has so many white people working in her house that you'd think the cops were raiding the place. One of them is Richard that talks about the time he got shot. Ms. Pat does standup on an airplane while waiting on an old man to get off a plane. Deon Curry keeps passing out on flights. Ms. Pat and Deon played a black club in Memphis, and it was an experience. She dog-walked an entire crowd. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A woman goes into school to beat her child, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts on whoopins. She shares a story about her granddaddy that you’ll never forget. Ms. Pat is excited because the Falcons beat the Saints. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 32: Pickle Brains

Episode 32: Pickle Brains

2019-11-1900:43:3911

Ms. Pat talks about the time roaches saved her life. She gives advice to white people and black people, mainly stop killing people over Popeyes chicken sandwiches. Garrianna is back and in trouble for cursing. We are back at Ms. Pat’s house so except some kids to get yelled at. She then teaches everyone how to save money while shopping. See Ms. Pat LIVE in St. Louis 11/22 and 11/23 at Blue Room Comedy Club 541 E St Louis St Springfield, MO 65806 For more information or tickets: https://www.blueroomcomedyclub.com/ - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 31: Bag Daddy

Episode 31: Bag Daddy

2019-11-1300:53:565

Quisha has been sending Ms. Pat horrible videos including black pastors losing their mind. One included a funeral so bad that Ms. Pat was shocked by it. - Pastor Wilson - https://www.facebook.com/marql/videos/10218612447995733 - Obama vs. Trump - https://www.facebook.com/WeAreLibertarians/videos/547999049292726 - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat is back on the road and had a great time in Atlantic City. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. Pat is old and tired. Ms. Pat, White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry address complaining fans of the podcast.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
If ever there was an episode where the video is needed, this would be it. We begin with everyone bickering about the video, and it turns into full-fledged arguing by the end. Spangle threatens to "harm it." Deon is dying to talk about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer that killed Botham Jean in his own apartment. Ms. Pat talks about the need to forgive those that hurt us. White Boy Chris gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Deon gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Ms. Pat gets mad at a little girl that lied about her hair getting cut. Then Deon gets mad at Chris for not watching black movies. The video will be posted on Wednesday.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We begin with our most controversial subject yet: eating babies to save the world. Black girls are threatening to make aggressive love to "White Boy Chris" Spangle. Deon Curry raises events happening in the "trudicial system" with the snitching Tekashi 69. Ms. Pat gives us her guide to good cooking at the Waffle House. Then she gets herself all riled up over the Falcons.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 27: Rubber Booties

Episode 27: Rubber Booties

2019-10-1500:42:235

Ms. Pat talks about plastic surgery and how it' s bringing down her sex appeal. The gang also discusses the magic of the black beauty parlor. Where you can not only get your hair done but where you can buy anything from half-Asian babies to bootleg DVDs. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 26: Pilot Episode

Episode 26: Pilot Episode

2019-10-0800:47:296

Ms. Pat shot her pilot! She tells Deon Curry and Chris Spangle about shooting the pilot of a TV show for Hulu. She talks about kissing a co-star, bullying on set, gifts from agents, and her family visiting in Los Angeles. Deon gets Ms. Pat worked up over her losing Falcons. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 25: Tropicainical

Episode 25: Tropicainical

2019-10-0100:48:1512

Ms. Pat discusses Section 8 Housing not only as a past recipient but also as a present homeowner and landlord. She once she’s a woman on Judge Joe Brown. She also discusses how seeing a woman with a cart full of orange juice almost made her want to vote Republican. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 24: Whizzinator

Episode 24: Whizzinator

2019-09-2400:37:0413

Ms. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her click. Ms. Pat discovers whizzinators.   - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 22: RIP Cakes

Episode 22: RIP Cakes

2019-09-1000:35:449

Ms. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about visiting her mom’s grave, and how she was escorted out of the cemetery. Ms. Pat tells Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle her final wishes. She then begs Garrianna to get what is delicious. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Camilo Herrera

yeah nah I gotta disagree with you on this ms.pat fuck Michael Vick

Jan 22nd
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Matt Christison

Her daughter always plays victim

Jan 17th
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BC surv

that sneeze tho....I'm DYING!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jan 16th
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Ryan Wagoner

Been a follower of Ms.Pat for many years, thanks Bob and Tom. I'm very interested in the racial differences conversations and understanding one another better. I can't dig the bashing of either one. The Culture Vulture episode got out there bashing white ladies too much for my taste. Keep the conversation going and end the racial condemnation on any side. Love you Ms. Pat

Jan 15th
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Ashley None Given

lmao he looks like spam u fry up for breakfast in the summer. *sunburn*

Jan 15th
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JJ R.

Only a 39min episode?

Jan 8th
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Ashley None Given

Love love love these guys!

Jan 4th
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AmberlyNTravis

no. the troops take it personally, fuck kap.

Jan 3rd
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Dylan Ferri

e coli comes from them using animal manure not people

Jan 2nd
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JJ R.

The race talk is a bit off from the truth... There are many black run school districts who are robbing kids of their education. Many have the sports focus VS curriculum. Example: East St. Louis. If the n word hurt there should be a push for all not to use it. Such as rappers.

Jan 2nd
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Jonathan Loomis

They don't stab people over Chik-fil-a because it's nasty. I have never tasted anything so disgusting as their chicken sandwiches.

Dec 19th
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The Pettiest of Them All

Ms Pat, u are absolutely painfully hilarious! i lovvvvvve u!!!

Dec 12th
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nicole Woodard

I love this podcast, Ms. Pat is hysterical. I just finished "Rabbit" and it was a great book. I highly recommend it. I couldn't put it down and it was an easy read too.

Dec 11th
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Austin J. Sorgenfrei

Disappointed no one jumped on a sweet tits joke

Nov 6th
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BC surv

pimp my dragon...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oct 30th
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BC surv

chris for real hasn't seen the color purple??? yes, I'm white, one if my favorite movies!

Oct 30th
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The Pettiest of Them All

Deon with the coice of reason as usual!

Oct 29th
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The Pettiest of Them All

the BEST most HILARIOUS pidcast i have EVER HEARD!! MS. PAT IS LEGENDARY!!

Oct 22nd
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Scott Hahn

Just started listening to Ms. Pat after relistening to her on the Rogan podcast (funny ass podcast) and needless to say I'm not disappointed. Thanks so much for making me piss my pants 😂

Oct 19th
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Sommar McKoin

I love this podcast. I happened to pick up Rabbit and it was a really good. I made 3 teenagers read it, so hopefully they will be grateful for what they have. Anyway I became just plain giddy when I read you were going to have a podcast

Oct 4th
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