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After appearing on podcasts by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, and Ari Shaffir, comedian Ms. Pat has decided to branch out on her own and create a truly unique and hilarious podcast with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, she dives into topics from backside meatballs to race. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.
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Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle debate a gun shot noise in her suburban neighborhood. She says it is a drive-by. He says someone is building a deck. She then explains home security in the hood. Ms. Pat accuses Deon Curry of beating his meat to sad stories. She also gives us some details on how to save money. (This was recorded in early March.) - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We cover some of Ms. Pat's favorite things. You won't believe her favorite color or what Quisha is selling in her shop. She shares some of her hopes and dreams about her career. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat is working on the house and deserves her own HGTV show. Garrianna defends the honor of Twist 'N Shouts while Ms. Pat's mom used to buy chicken asses by the L Bs. Ms. Pat shares some stories about her mom. We find the one good man in her past. We then dive deep into talking about race. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat is missing the usually gifts the kids make in school and forgets about another important date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 56: Skater Rank

Episode 56: Skater Rank

2020-05-0544:1010

What’s it like to watch a movie with Ms. Pat? Deon Curry explains. Ms. Pat can’t figure out what she’s trying to say. Ms. Pat had a phone conversation with her ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat's son caught the coronavirus. She tells the story about picking him up at work, and we call him to find out what COVID-19 feels like. We try to figure out if Stevie Wonder can see. We find out if Ms. Pat and her husband are having pandemic relations. We learn the term "bike cliff." - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sexual Holes in the Wall

Sexual Holes in the Wall

2020-04-2101:08:446

How is Garrianna doing with Ms. Pat being home every day all day? Not well. People are being assholes online for clout while spreading Corona. We talk about the President’s pandemic response. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up

Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up

2020-04-1812:591

Ms. Pat is still painting her house and talks about her son testing positive for corona virus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat has a phone call from her writer Jordan, but she hung up on him cause he was too gay. We learn birds aren't real. Joe Biden loses it. A cucumber in the most intimate of places kills a woman. We talk about Elvis' death colon. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up

Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up

2020-04-1112:111

Ms. Pat checks in to talk about her trick to buying wipes online, more projects around the house and her secret to keeping kids in line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 52 - Tiger King

Episode 52 - Tiger King

2020-04-0701:22:2510

Deon Curry and Chris Spangle watched Tiger King and explain it to Ms. Pat. That leads her to stories from her past that are just as crazy. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up

Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up

2020-04-0412:471

Ms. Pat checks in to talk about her busy week at home painting, cleaning, eating and celebrating her birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 51: COVID Cruise

Episode 51: COVID Cruise

2020-03-3141:245

Ms. Pat is trying to get her money back on a Tom Joyner cruise. She was on a flight where a man was beating it like the LAPD. Ms. Pat won't stop saying a word she shouldn't. Ms. Pat visits the private workshop from the guy on Mythbusters and commits a social faux pas. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 50: Eye Worms

Episode 50: Eye Worms

2020-03-2402:12:1510

We made it to episode 50 and Ms. Pat can't believe it. Her husband had some eye surgery thanks to worms. She says dirt works for wiping. We talk to her daughter Ashley who gets in trouble for cursing. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We are one episode away from episode 50! We revisit some of our favorite shows. Ms. Pat is running a FEMA camp in anticipation of COVID-19. Coronavirus is messing everything up. We talk a little about what to expect while making you laugh. We ask if Ms. Pat or Deon would run for President. Also, keep your racism in your car. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ ----- Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/0rkqgvzivf49kgx/Patdown-Raggedy.mp3?dl=0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Super Tuesday is over and Mini Mike is out. Ms. Pat will say this about Trump, he’s hilarious. She talks about Diamond and Silk rapping for Trump. A hospital worker was arrested for sucking toes. Ms. Pat tells a story from her childhood about skating rink money you won't forget. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle have brand new cars and give some advice on buying a new vehicle. Deon still is driving that same sad ass poor car. But he has four tires, unlike Spangle! We talk a little bit about Trump pardoning people. Garrianna calls Ms. Pat a Republican and then drops the mic on the Democratic field. We find out why you don’t educate your kids. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 46: Buddhachuck

Episode 46: Buddhachuck

2020-02-2549:076

Ms. Pat and Deon had a fight right before the show began and things began tensely. Chris Spangle spent the day with Ms. Pat thanks to car troubles. Garrianna joins us to break down the recent Democratic debate. Ms. Pat talks about her mom's day and washing clothes by hand as a kid. She once visited family so poor that she even was shocked.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 45: Ashy Scrashy

Episode 45: Ashy Scrashy

2020-02-1838:017

Gwen SomeGodDamnBody has a candle that smells like certain things and Ms. Pat wants to know which scent they based it on. We ask Garrianna if she would tell Ms. Pat about her most intimate details. We discuss the genealogy of Ms. Pat's family, which is screwing up the census. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain the Eiffel Tower. Deon brings up another sad story. Ms. Pat can't be your surrogate so don't even ask. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 44: Trip Skip

Episode 44: Trip Skip

2020-02-1152:512

Ms. Pat is getting a side hustle to fund a trip for the kids. She tells us how she would deal with a school shooter. Garrianna joins us and roasts tf out of Ms. Pat. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Comments (206)

Adriana Ortiz Barriga

his fever was 205 over something 💀

May 30th
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Adriana Ortiz Barriga

wow those ads are long

May 20th
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Adriana Ortiz Barriga

sell them on YouTube 😂💀💀 no one caught that lol she meant to say eBay 😂

May 19th
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Matt Christison

WHOLE lot of ignorance and closed minds in this episode. Makes me sad. Everyone wants to be a victim.

May 18th
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Dréya B

yo the way that ended was random

May 14th
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JJ R.

Oh and to say black people like the goverment is bull shit. More white people do and they are idiots.

May 14th
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JJ R.

No people are not protesting just because they want go back to work. They are protesting because the world should not be run by technocrats or scientists that are in it for money. There is also constitutional violations by the government and people are not having it. Once you give it up you never give it back. Covid19 is a symptom there must be a cause and it has not been established. Yall forget that the deaths have been skewed to benifit the sceientist and technocrats.

May 14th
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Adriana Ortiz Barriga

touchy subject but I think Ms Pat was saying that we all steal culture ideas and white ppl don't need to always be bashed about it cuz everyone does it and she's right

May 6th
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Adriana Ortiz Barriga

I was happy to hear that the lady that wipped her child like that got them tooken away

May 4th
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Adriana Ortiz Barriga

king size sneakers 😂😂💀💀

May 2nd
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Mars Johnston

Never laughed so hard at so many bleeps before, esp. in a podcast!

Apr 30th
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Happy Hounds

Hahaha. Funny as shit. I love that black people think they are the only race with an ethical derogatory term against them and can be ignorant about "kike"... It's awful that races were made slaves, but do black people really not know that literally millions of Jews were exterminated in gas chambers? Let me tell you slavery (which was started by black people against their own people) is far from the worst of situations

Apr 29th
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Adriana Ortiz Barriga

Howie Mandela 😂😂😂😂 that shit had be crying

Apr 28th
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Adriana Ortiz Barriga

this topic is very controversial when you're having it with women lol #clipthedick

Apr 24th
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JJ R.

Stop drinking the Coron-aid

Apr 23rd
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Dréya B

Yes my family has pictures of family when they died. We have polaroids and 35mm pictures. They look at peace and while its not something you look at all the time but its nice to have a last picture of your love one at peace and smiling.

Apr 22nd
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Joey Campbell

I've listened to this full length 3 times now this is episode is definitely one to remember

Apr 22nd
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BC surv

free at last!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Apr 21st
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Carl Os

yep..

Apr 9th
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Jennifer Farmer

to bad better help won't take medcaide LMFAO 😂

Apr 9th
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