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After appearing on podcasts by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, and Ari Shaffir, comedian Ms. Pat has decided to branch out on her own and create a truly unique and hilarious podcast with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, she dives into topics from backside meatballs to race. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.

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Episode 105: Toasted

Episode 105: Toasted

2021-04-1356:402

A radio DJ got fired for comparing black people to toast. Ms. Pat and Deon Curry share their opinion on Coming to America 2. Chris's white ass of course has not seen it. Ms. Pat got a special microphone from her friends. She is losing weight and looking forward to a good movement. Ms. Pat has "flower bank money" now. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle get some listener mail. A man claims he found shrimp tails at the bottom of his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Ms. Pat talks a little bit about writing the new TV show. Ms. Pat talks about her birthday surprise for Quisha. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat is finally back home and she has mixed feelings about it. She tells some of the funnier behind-the-scenes moments of the last week and tells on Tony the COVID Man. Producer Kate talks about hearing three gunshots and fleeing in the dark of night back to Indiana. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat talks about parents giving their children cakes for their first menstruation, the price of crack and how to flip it, and how she met her husband. This was the first episode we recorded!  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Quisha sent Ms. Pat a video of a man fucking a chicken so she made us watch it. We talk about Atlanta gays. Ms. Pat's brother faked being on death row. Ms. Pat once called a prayer line, and it didn't go well.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We talk a little politics with Dr. Suess, Golden Trumps, and "Queron." Ms. Pat talks about the time she saw Larry King in person. We judge the nicest and meanest dead celebrities. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 99: Dyet Pussy

Episode 99: Dyet Pussy

2021-03-0248:343

Ms. Pat is having jail flashbacks after a boring week for the first time in a while. She's not bored enough to see family, though. We talk about an 81 year-old R&B singer with a 30 year-old girlfriend. We talk about another well-known ladies woman. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We discuss what words we'd like to bring back and Ms. Pat has a doozey. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The daddy from the Ms. Pat Show, J. Bernard Calloway, joins us to answer the question everyone wants to know: "What is it like to kiss Ms. Pat." - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat's friend Jon Radler first heard her on Marc Maron, and knew she needed a TV show. He joins us to share the process of turning her stories into a TV show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat's friend Jon Radler first heard her on Marc Maron, and knew she needed a TV show. He joins us to share the process of turning her stories into a TV show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat is in Atlanta and ready to shoot the Ms. Pat Show! She updates Chris and Deon on all the details. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 93: The Capitol

Episode 93: The Capitol

2021-01-1901:19:364

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna share their thoughts on the events at the Capitol. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat is chewing, and it drives Deon Curry crazy. Ms. Pat is about to hit the welfare diet given some COVID weight. She talks about heading down to Atlanta. Would Ms. Pat to go to Mars? - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat and Deon Curry explain a new song to the painfully unhip Chris Spangle. Ms. Pat cannot find any decorations for her next Christmas. Mormons are the toughest white people. Ms. Pat has had enough of Matt Ryan and his shake weight. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ms. Pat got Chris and Deon some lovely and thoughtful gifts. Chris and Deon? Well... Check it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 89: Therapy

Episode 89: Therapy

2020-12-2256:543

Ms. Pat is going to therapy and Deon, Chris and Producer Kate share their experiences with it. The Patdown listeners get 10% off the first month of BetterHelp service at Betterhelp.com/PATDOWN - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Comments (245)

Dréya B

It was Lionel Richie not Smokey Robinson.

Apr 12th
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Mark Hillis

funny White Boy Chris doesn't realize his precious libertarianism, supply-side economics, and religion always meant fake salesman selling lies to anyone susceptible, no better than that insurance man

Apr 11th
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LaFabulous

I might throw up

Mar 16th
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LaFabulous

"touch your little white balls" - I had just drank water and it went onto my keyboard

Feb 2nd
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LaFabulous

There should have been a warning on this one at the beginning. If you have a weak stomach, you might want to stop listening around 25 minutes.

Jan 22nd
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Happy Hounds

Invest in microphones

Dec 22nd
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LaFabulous

Curichrome! Forgot about that stuff. Ms. Pat and I are the same age so it kills me when those young boys don't know what she's talking about.

Dec 18th
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LaFabulous

I remember they gave us "rape whistles" in 3rd grade. I'm pretty sure that's not what they called them, but we all knew what it was for.

Dec 18th
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R. Wagoner

First podcast that went from great to I'll pass and I loved Ms Pat long before this show. Not judging, hope you love it.

Dec 8th
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Matt berg

Just wait

Nov 19th
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Kid Creolz

When Chris sung “CLIIITORIOUS” I died 😂😂😂

Nov 3rd
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Jonboat Morava

of course white people are concerned with people being killed! what kind of racism driven question is that? I hear on here all the time about white people this and white people that.... um not all white people are the same just like how not all black people are drug dealing killers. the system is designed to kill off POOR people but the media only pushes the hot issues which right now is black people being killed by police. y'all get your information from 2% of people and apply it 98‰ that's straight racist yourself. might need to check the person in the mirror.

Oct 29th
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Matt berg

I agree with a lot here but you examples do not hold up. The fake $20 is not the reason someone dies. How the suspect reacts to law enforcement is why they die. If someone breaks the law and the police confront them and they resist or just don’t comply, what do they do just say ok and walk away?

Oct 27th
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Matt Christison

Deon ignorant

Oct 22nd
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Dréya B

The way she described Jesus had me so weak!

Oct 20th
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Jennifer LaFabregue

Pat- you're talking to 2 men and a woman with little life experience. That conversation about Ms. Curry was gettin me fired up! Many women enjoy attention. It's very normal. Wish I could have been in that room!

Oct 15th
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BC surv

he needs to watch Harlem nights too

Oct 14th
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BC surv

sexual chocolate

Oct 14th
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LaFabulous

Chris said Necco wafers.

Oct 2nd
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Liza

heard you on joe rogan, now I'm a big fan of yours, going to get a crack baby tshirt to wear in the house, I'm a white woman and dont want any trouble so I'll wear in my home only, love the podcast

Sep 24th
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