The Phlegm Cat Podcast

<p>Come join artist, musician & weapons grade cynic David M. Hernandez on a ridiculous, superflous adventure of mirth and misanthropy. Dumb anecdotes, stupid observations, original music and gratuitous cover songs are the norm on his experiment of silliness. Come join the Huckleberry's cast of characters including: Gorilla Head™, Snagglef*ck The Weird™, The Moany Girls™, The Stumpy Kid™, Ground Chucky™ and Rogue the fat shih tzu™.</p>

Naked in a Birdbath

Mex wants to know who's afraid of Lee Trevino? The Artist ponders why there are no male nuns. He then sings the Jesus Christ journey adventure song, but only after spitting on the binder clip.

06-03
01:33:18

Silk Glove on an Angry Glum-Fist

A special guest arrives for Mex's intervention, but it gets crooked and mumbly. The Artist then says "Hey, regular lady". Mex is all about dandy rules and the golf bouncer.

05-27
01:23:44

You Can't Wear Candy On Your Feet, Foo.

The Artist spins tales of the legendary Steward of Gigglewater. Mex then goes to bed crooked. Your Huckleberry has seen his fair share of mulch and laughs in his agnostic recliner.

05-20
01:34:02

Ready For Number Second?

Mex sure hopes none of you have ever been persecuted by hummus. The Hernandi are weird, language necromancers. The Artist knows a guy who conjured a demon AND had an independent goat head.

05-13
01:30:36

Now My Head Stinks

Mex solves world conflict because even The Browns are scared of The Homies. The Artist then introduces the awkward, inquires about matching tents and encounters a Mesozoic beasty.

05-06
01:32:36

You Don't Look a Day Over Methuselah

Mex really wants the snappy pants. The Artist returns from Florida where he admired people with cool arms, decided not to be sharty and realized he was taught by lazy old people.

04-29
01:33:38

Cuatro!

Mex declares that none of his friends are nude hallway walkers. The Artist then decides that Earth is lumpy, and has a penchant for fibery pens and cool paper.

04-22
01:31:57

The Rhombus of Life

The Artist Learns that coyotes are abound. Mex plays the game known as severed rabbit head soccer, loses all respect for the comma and moves a bunch of punctuation.

04-15
01:24:43

Ya Dumb Astronaut

The Artist has been thinking of alternate Jebuses. Mex has to make a choice between bumcheeks or lady bidness. The Huckleberry also admits to getting stupider and learns that there is an epidemic of hard-to-use hoses.5

04-08
01:24:29

Golgotha Hernandez

Mex asks Jebus "Were you born in a barn?". The Artist decides nobody needs a big piece of fish. Your Huckleberry then takes a journey through the sphincter hallway to see Fake Wang.

04-01
01:24:39

I Can Handle a Goofy-Ass Clown

Mex realizes the whole problem is that damn road. The Artist then recommends that no one does creepy crawlies by that damn road because you could get all murdery. The Huckleberry also asks: Why do people in space have to have genitalia faces?

03-25
01:17:12

Cartoons Make Awful Spy Robots

The Huckleberry Claims he ain't got no FOMO Mex then declares that brown people should be allowed to fly airplanes, Tremors should have won an Oscar and there's no way we're gonna hit Popeye.

03-18
01:21:32

Through The Prism of the 'Tism

The Artist wants U to know he's very "fluxsable". Mex then informs everyone that he's always in an area, knows when it's time to get sleepy and how much that ape costs.

03-11
01:30:34

It's An Easter Pickle Fight!

Mex confesses to having white chin floofs. The Artist then explains that one end's got a sucky hole, he loves riding cheese and has a whole 'nother gear of jagoffery.

03-04
01:26:48

There's Nothing More Unoriginal Than Being Unoriginal

The Artist wants U all to wake up and smell the fake videos. We learn from Mex that dads are the stuntmen of the world, that Mex is all inquisitive and jolly and claims two weeks ago, U were on fire on a mountain.

02-26
01:32:45

His Funk Wasn't Spontaneous

The Mexican proclaims that The Hulk isn't sinewy. There are three things The Artist doesn't do. He does not buy the Butt-Pipe. He does not paint someone's eyes scary. The Huckleberry does not cook green cheese.

02-19
01:35:06

Crêpey Bacon People

The Artist almost gets his giblets jostled. Your Huckleberry throws his passport out and really likes dragons. Mex also wonders who lip-syncs drums?

02-12
01:40:06

White Dude Beach Pants

The Artist must defeat The Minnesota Bamboozler. Mex wants you to get a load of his hump, foo. Your Huckleberry was also funky, crooked and reached euphoric spazzery.

02-05
01:24:49

One For Fatty

The Mexican mourns the passing of the infamous Rogue. Her legacy is remembered through stories of chasing gophers, getting in gang fights and biting evil doers.

01-29
01:43:22

Keep To The Dang Aesthetic!

Mex had them dudes barkin' like crazy businessmen. The Artist then declares that Plastic Betty ain't no joke. The Huckleberry prefers when women have their head attached and knows somebody more worthless than Aquaman.

01-22
01:21:56

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