The Pine Chunks Podcast

A podcast built around buddies, bullshit, conspiracies, cryptids, diseases, food, history, the occult, news, the unknown, and generally weird stuff. Tell your friends, enemies or those you dislike, and follow our posts on Instagram, or email us with complaints at pinechunkspod@gmail.

Fish, Birds, Candidates and Roads

The fellas recover from some snow on their respective sides of the country, bitch about taxes, and discuss some Ben Franklin history. After jibber jabbering about their fancy new podcast artwork, they get into their random topics of the week.

02-07
01:08:04

On Death

Tristan acquires a cow hide, and tries to figure out what to do with it. The fellas have found themselves roped into a “music league” group, and Dylan has a harrowing account at Panera bread. They give their fast food rankings, and cover a new topic this week, Death.

01-24
01:07:12

King Phillip’s War

The fellas catch up for a hot minute, and discuss some of the clientele on Epstein's list, celebrity pollution / air travel, and adults wearing sports apparel, before launching into the long awaited episode on King Phillip’s war.

01-10
01:09:11

Back Again, for Worse.

The fellas are back, for the first time in four months. They cover the holidays, what’s been going on in their lives (not much…), Monsanto gets another ad, and they make empty promises to record another episode next week.

12-27
33:13

Scarecrows and Creatures

The guys discuss creative alternatives to the electric chair, repurposing McDonald’s playplace equipment, Tristan’s future art career, and what they’ve been up to over the past few weeks. Eventually, they cover this week’s topics, scarecrows and creatures.

08-29
01:02:20

Implosions and Legs

Dylan hits up a farm, and gets annoyed with a person who mis-genders a bovine friend. Tristan recounts his trip to Casa Bonita, and the fellas cover their AI generated topics of implosions and legs.

08-15
49:41

The Return

Well, the fellas are back, for better, but likely worse. There’s no specific topic this week, but you get the luxury of listening to the boys blab about what they’ve been up to for the past few months. New episodes are coming in the next few weeks, or whenever we feel like doing them. Maybe.

08-09
51:42

Urban Legends of the Fall

This week, the fellas ramble on about Vermont, Colorado and American history before Dylan covers a couple urban legends that turned out to be real. This is the last episode for a while, bruchachos- Tristan needs a break… we’ll be back, probably.

06-25
58:48

The Great UFO Coverup

This week, the guys discuss people who aren’t suited for their careers, birds of prey sightings, and the new facebook page mod before exploring some of the new and exciting information out there regarding UFO’s, aliens, and the government’s involvement.

06-18
01:18:14

Tasty Animals of Years Gone By

Tristan rants about an attempted break in at home, and Dylan covers some animals that humanity wiped out.

06-11
58:12

Absorbed by the Wilderness

The fellas get to the bottom of the conspiracy regarding birds being real, and decide they just plain don’t give a shit about high school reunions. After some catching up, they take a journey into some cases involving missing people across the USA.

06-04
01:06:52

The Legend of Gordon: Tears of the Tristan

Dylan confirms that the renegade porta potty pervert has moved onto greener pastures, and the fellas discuss movie sequels, late night TV, and pitch people, and then rant and rave about boats in stupid places. For some sick reason, Dylan spends the rest of the episode singing the praises of Gordon Lightfoot, and discussing the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

05-28
01:06:58

Booty Chasing

Awww yeah, them fellas catch up after their get together in Colorado, Dylan encounters the renegade masturbator for a second time, and Tristan dishes all them deets about some sweet sweet WWII booty.

05-21
01:06:00

The Incident and the Investigation: A True Colorado Story

The fellas are wronged by Frank, and after compiling evidence, testimonies and facts, corner her and demand justice. This episode is brought to you by the discord crew, and their hard hitting facts. Tristan extends his apologies to Berry, for fucking up their pronouns during the recording.

05-14
01:14:43

Bodies Bodies Bodies

The fellas give some life advice on how to cross the road safely, dying alone at home, and the plans for the week ahead. Dylan takes a journey into some of the more avante garde ways people have died, and been found. Sorry for the background noise, Tristan’s girlfriend had a zoom meeting in the other room.

05-07
01:05:48

Mt. Shasta and the Lemurians

Tristan and Dylan discuss a hypothetical scenario, and speculate whether or not people at Tristan’s complex are peeing in the pool. This week, the fellas cover some stories and mysteries about Mt Shasta, and the strange beings said to inhabit it.

04-30
58:52

Ghosts of the Hoosac Tunnel

Dylan encounters a peeping Tom, Tristan fears for his life on a Lyft ride in Atlanta, and finally gets his dad to sign the contract. The fellas get an email from the subject of an early episode, and Dylan launches into this week’s episode on the Hoosac Tunnel

04-23
01:12:57

There Might be Giants

Tristan gets ready for his trip to Atlanta and Medieval times, and Dylan has a curious encounter in the park with an instagram influencer. This week, we’re talking about some giants and why they don’t exist, and never have.

04-16
53:03

Ghost Town, USA

The fellas discuss various ways to show appreciation to Megan, for allowing Dylan to record from the comforts of her home, as well as surprise puppies, April Fool’s Day pranks and shitty news articles. As the name would imply, this week’s episode is all about Ghost Towns.

04-09
01:04:16

Alternative Dinosaur Juice

Tristan takes a quick trip down to Santa Fe to hang out with his brochacho, and has a harrowing drive home. The fellas see the potential benefits of Trump’s demands for a human shield at Mar A Lago, and they reminisce about malls and movie theaters from back in the day. Eventually, Tristan blabs about some alternative fuel sources, and why we’re so dependent upon dead dinosaurs to get around and do shit.

04-02
01:02:32

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