The Poker Table

The boys are back to finish the season strong with a special edition Poker Table Thursday show. With the YMCA as our sponsor, we discuss: homelessness (again), our personal approaches to win the bachelorette, and the other typical odds and ends that we get to on any given episode.

On this week’s episode the boys talk about their first impressions of each other. This episode of the poker table is brought to you by our hypothetical sponsor: Netflix; Netflix, the number one excuse for most hookups in the United States. Please sit with us and enjoy this episode

Our audio is fucked up, we know but were trying to use new recording equipment. sorry

We're sorry that this story is to on-brand, but it is what it is. A listener shared a story about their friend's nightmarish Tinder date, and we're now sharing it with you. If we heard it and visualized it- you have to as well. If this reminds you of any similar things you or a friend has experienced (hopefully a story involving less projectile vomit than this one), submit the story to us so we can weigh in on it. Enjoy!

Hello and welcome back to The Poker Table please have a seat with us as we make our way though this week’s dumpster fire. In this week’s episode we have petty pranks, oblivious situations and strip clubs. This week’s episode is hypothetically sponsored by Chacos, the preferred choice of footwear for those girls on IG that are al about ~adventuring into nature~ We hope you have as much fun listening as we have recording

This UTT episode is a bit of a roller coaster, but we know it'll make you laugh. 

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This week the boys dive into our most explosive Under the Table yet- a story about anon's struggle to hold it in at Sunday Mass. Here's the story, tune in for the boy's hot takes: "Hey fellas, I want to tell you all a story and then hopefully you guys can relay your thoughts afterwards. One Sunday as a kid, my family had a really big breakfast and made our way to church afterwards. During sermon, I felt an absolute fissure in my bowels and took to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I tell you I unintentionally desecrated this bathroom, I’m talking feces in the toilet, on the brim, on the floor, and some made it to the walls. I’d never felt such a forceful excrement leave my body, but that’s beside the point. The toilet wouldn’t flush, and cleaning it was such tribulation that I ended up leaving it and heading back to my spot in the sermon. One of the pastors ended up walking in after the sermon ended and let out a squall so loud that a group started to surround the bathroom, where everyone started screaming. Someone screamed “who did this” into the crowd, to which I said I remembered this one kid Chandler going in there last, to which he got in EXTREME punishment for. Point of this is: have y’all ever done something shitty, pun intended, and got away with it by letting someone else take the blame? Let those stories rip"

We’re back! In this episode of TPT, the boys discuss a range of topics that we think might help our female listeners out in their respective quests for love, or some D. Either way- there’s bound to be some laughs. Please enjoy and leave a review if you haven’t already!

Hey guys, please enjoy this short installment of Under The Table! Today we discuss another listener story- this chick broke up more marriages than Angelina Jolie. We appreciate you guys sending in so many scummy stories. They help us not feel quite so much like the dumpster-people that we are- keep them coming!

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In our 13th installment*, the boys have our first-ever guest- local musician Will O'Niell. To continue the theme, the boys welcome Soundcloud as a hypothetical sponsor. From front-row concert titties, to having sex with our clones- this episode covers a lot of ground. We hope you enjoy your time with us at the poker table- share it with a friend if you do!  *Some of our sharper listeners may have noticed that we skipped #12, we know. 

Hello and welcome to The Poker Table Podcast: Under The Table edition. This is the show after the show in which we review stories shared with us by our listeners and discuss them in a short, unedited format.  This week we discuss and debate the scams TPT Listeners have come up with to *get that money*, and just how stupid some dudes can be to fall for them. Long story short, girl get your money however you can; boys, don’t fall for it so easily.  Thanks for listening to Under The Table and please stay tuned for The Poker Table #13 dropping this Tuesday, September 29th

Welcome to episode 11 of The Poker Table, we know, we didn’t think we’d make it this far either. This week we kick things off by talking about our childhood cartoon crushes. This episode is brought to you by Great Britain; yes, the entirety of Great Britain. Please take a seat with us at the poker table, lay back and laugh with us.

This week the boys break down exactly how gay they are; Mani flat out throws a request for Matthew Mcconaughey for that good D. The gang also discuss what hurdle will they not leap to bang out Margo Robbie, and their personal versions of hell, all brought to you by this weeks hypothetical sponsor: GoPro.

Welcome to the first-ever installment of Under The Table, by The Poker Table. What is Under The Table, you ask? Under The Table will be a new mini-series dropping every Friday morning. We plan to center the discussions for UTT around the anonymous stories that are submitted by our listeners; so keep them coming! Even if you don't have a story to share, you can ask questions/pose hypothetical(s) that you want us to talk about just the same. This is where we intend to do all of our more direct interaction with you guys, so we hope you enjoy it! Thanks again for checking it out.

Welcome to this week's episode of The Poker Table. Following Mani’s less-than-welcoming intro to the show- we introduce the Hypothetical Sponsor for this week; Tesla. Arguably, Tesla is the car company working hardest towards making car sex while going 80 on the highway possible. Naturally, they have our full support. In other news, our good friend Rodger stops by the studio to tell us the story of when he slept with another man's wife while he watched. All this, and more on this week’s Poker Table!

Welcome to episode 8 of The Poker Table, please take a seat with us and enjoy this week’s episode as we give you tips to save money in college. Also, one of us shit themselves recently, tune in to find out who; and speaking of Cameron, we have a new segment instead of Hi Dana. Finally, a huge hypothetical thanks goes out to Hot Topic for hypothetically sponsoring this episode. We hope you had as much fun listening to this episode as we did recording it and thank you all who keep tuning in, as well as to those who are listening for the first time. Please enjoy this dumpster fire

Hypothetically brought to you by JUUL, the flash drive that has been giving people lung cancer since 2015. This week, the boys share the first ever anonymous listener story, then discuss the fat acceptance movement, states that they DEFINITELY don’t want to live in, and more. Polish off your PBR and drive straight to your closest Waffle House— it’s Poker Table Tuesday!

Join The Poker Table as we stumble our way through this week’s episode, hypothetically brought to you by Goodwill; and while we’re on the topic of hypotheticals, we discuss the hypothetical weight at which each of us would fight a woman. We also discuss which of us is gonna be the most feared guest at each other’s respective weddings and we finish by telling the story of one of the worst days in Cameron’s life, which also happens to be one of the most laugh-filled days ever for the other three of us.