The Ponch Cast

Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction. The individuals depicted are actors using props in a work of parody and it is not indicative of them as people. It may contain inappropriate language and content that may be insensitive and offensive to some.  The Ponch Cast is back! After a short hiatus we have a new crossover episode with comedians PJ (host of the podcast Hell Yeah) and Michael Aguilera (host of The Night Shift Mic). This is a special episode where we filmed on location at A-1 Hop Shop after their weekly comedy night. We talk about criminal organizations having to apologize, returning el envase in Mexico, getting dosed by your manicurist, a little person falling asleep during comedy, some upcoming shows (Ponch is opening for Ralph Barbosa @ Laughs Comedy Club April 14 & 15), the best Philly cheese in seattle, and much more!

Ponch and Greg talk about how to run an open-mic, they talk trash about some people and even name names. Also I (Greg) recently learned I've been mispronouncing two comic's names, and this was recorded before I learned that, so this one is grandfathered in.

You won't be able to see it on the audio version, but our hair looks stupid. Also I (Greg) recently learned I've been mispronouncing two comic's names, and this was recorded before I learned that, so this one is grandfathered in. Wassup Ponchahoes and Ponchahettes, we are back with another banger of an episode. We talk about Greg's stupid hair and the roast battle between he and Ponch. Greg also talks about hosting at Towne Pub on Oct. 13, trying to impress black people and Jordan Peele's Candyman. Oh and we talk about House of The Dragon and SPOILER Game of Thrones.  #saytheirnames #candyman #houseofthedragon #gameofthrones

Greg and Ponch talk about guys who sit down to pee, peeing on the toilet seat out of spite, rehabilitating the pitbull that is Tito Ortiz and making fun of animals to make ourselves feel better! We also talk about how talented Jamie Foxx is! How he should do a musical where he plays Donald Trump in the WWE universe while playing the piano and who would win in a fight, the Undertaker or LeBron? Also RIP Teddy Ray.  #jamiefoxx #donaldtrump #hellinacell #lebronjames #undertaker #dontbullymybreed #titoortiz #brendanschaub #huntingtonbeachbadboy #calcutta #teddyray

The Ponch Cast boys are back with a special guest, Francisco B.  Francisco is an animator, Mexican, comedian, husband and father based out of Everett who is moving to Detroit! We had to have him on the pod before he leaves and gives up this delusion. We talk about accidently stealing jokes from other comics. I give everyone who wants to listen some advice about how to suck less at comedy while ironically also sucking at it myself.  #STANDUP #COMEDYCOACH

Ponch and Greg talk about your lizard brain instincts, what to do when someone is drowning, how Greg only cares about himself, and finally, we do a cool "noir style" scene. Shout out to Troy McClure and Phil Hartman.

I'm back in LA with Steve! After getting bumped from "Shootin' It" for a better guest, we recorded this episode as a consolation prize. Steve and Ponch talk about his dad getting Covid, and Greg's stand-up(which apparently Steve likes.) Julie also makes an appearance as young Jamie.

We have another guest! Comedian/fellow Mexican Michael Aguilera joins The Ponch Cast to discuss whatever, while drinking White Claws and Titos. We talk about going to In-N-Out during lent, doing stand-up, warehouse work, meth on your lunch breaks and much more.

Season 3 begins! We're back like a pimple! This time from a new studio where fans got to  see us live as we filmed our episode! We talk about Ponch gaining some  weight, Greg hosting a new open-mic and much more stuff that will change  your life!

The last Ponch Cast at our old studio!! We talk about the work ethic of today's youth. We shoutout AAPI month and Mark Wahlberg's blind justice. Greg has a fascination/fetish with people with autism which makes us wonder where he lies on the spectrum. Speaking of autism, we also talk about Elon Musk allegedly being a sexual space pioneer.

Ponch and Greg are at it again and this time Greg is even less funny than ever before! Watch and listen as we disguss watching Dr. Strange but don't go because we never get "strange". We also talk about in the likely event of Ponch dying, he wants to be made weed and smoked like in How High!

Fresh off an open-mic at Ballard Bro's that Greg accidentally hosted. Listen as he describes how a case off mistaken identity almost leads to Greg being funny.

We talk about the blogbussa Morbius. Great movie never saw it.

We missed a mic, so we have a good episode to compensate. We discuss what Disney buying Sony means for the Marvel Versus Capcom franchise, and other shit I'll write later when I listen to the episode.

(I'll put this in not caplocks later) FRESH OFF ANOTHER PAIR OF HOT SETS OF STANDUP, IN THIS EPISODE, PONCH AND GREG TALK ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A REDACT (SHOUTOUT ALL THE HOMELESS CATS), AND WE DISCUSS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRANSITIONING GENDERS AND RACE. We also apprehensively talk about the police, particularly Carl Winslow. WE ALSO REALIZE THAT WE ARE JUST PINKY AND THE BRAIN. Also I edited the warning too long. #SNARFF

A typical podcast, we discuss lots of things of merit that will change your lives forever.

We're back! This time with a short episode before we have to go do some  stand-up. We talk about our experience doing stand-up at a comedy club.  Greg invites hi "girlfriend" to his latest show, much to her  displeasure. He also inexplicably thinks people should do the same kind  of comedy? We also unfortunately talk about Santa R*** in this new  segment we do where I read Greg's terrible comedy.

In this episode (that we also forgot to upload) we are joined by  award-wining musical artist, Señor Cabron. We also butcher the the kings  Spanish, we talk about The Wire if they were all mandated reporters. To  be honest reviewing this episode to come up with an appropriate title I  realize it may be one of our most offensive pods yet. So I apologize,  and will reiterate that this is not indicative of who we are as people.

An older episode we had forgotten to upload until now, also the audio is kind of distorted. Mike Tyson and Donald Trump throw many hookers off  the roof to see if they can fly, then Bernie Sanders and Mike Tyson fuse together to become Bernie Tyson.

New episode! We share shit stories and do terrible impressions of Woody  Harrelson and Mathew McConoghey, but Ponch's Conor McGregor is pretty good though.