The Ralph Report

THE RALPH REPORT with Ralph Garman is a daily show featuring news, pop culture, and current events as filtered through twisted mind of it's host. The show features comedy segments, celebrity interviews, and TV & film reviews along with Ralph's take on what's happening in the world.

TRR1440_05_21_24 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - Yoda

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We play STOP THE PIGEON! Ralph battles a WIZARD! We twist our tongues around some BUTCH BODIES! And, "Talk Like YODA Day", it is!

05-21
01:05:15

TRR1427_05_02_24 - Marmots - How to Be Good In Bed - RIP Duane Eddy

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What are the TEN THINGS that make you "good in bed"? RIP to guitar legend, DUANE EDDY! And, meet the official mascot of THE RALPH REPORT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

05-02
01:05:18

TRR1410 04 09 24 - TV Tunes - Gin & Tonic - RIP Jumbo

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take to the sea for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the people Ralph hates! Meet the cookie Eddie thinks is too "grown up"! And, HAPPY NATIONAL GIN AND TONIC DAY! Cheers! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

04-09
01:02:40

TRR1405_04_02_24 - Tongue Twister - Peanut Butter - Star Trek

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph comes out of retirement and asks "Did anything interesting happen on yesterday's show?" We give TV TUNES TUESDAY lots of space! And, we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY! (Well, not Eddie.) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

04-02
01:11:28

TRR1396_03_19_24 - AI Ghosts - TV Tunes - 3-D Day

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We rock out on a new TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL 3-D DAY! And, the newest scam ... Can AI let you talk to the DEAD?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

03-19
01:07:20

TRR1386_03_05_24 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - Drunk Thoughts

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute a princess on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie has more DRUNK THOUGHTS! Who is "Carlos Fantastico"?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESE DOODLE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

03-05
01:02:07

TRR1382_02_28_24 - One Hit Wonders - Godzilla - Ralph's Back

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is BACK from the HIGH SEAS! We've got a yummy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute GODZILLA'S DADDY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

02-28
01:01:13

TRR1370_02_07_24 - One Hit Wonders - Trash Lady - Filet O Fish

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the TRASHIEST WOMAN EVER! Me and Mr. Pence present ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we remember the Filet O' Fish PIRATE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

02-07
01:12:16

TRR1364_01_30_24 - TV Tunes - Yodel - Tongue Twisters

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This episode is in the bag! Have no fear, KANYE is here! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY full of love! And, we celebrate YODEL FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

01-30
01:04:15

TRR1340_12_12_23 - TV Tunes - Gingerbread - Tongue Twister

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another AWFUL Christmas song! Holiday TV TUNES and TONGUE TWISTERS! And, time to get building! It's NATIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

12-12
01:00:27

TRR1336_12_05_23 - Ninjas - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The best holiday TV TUNE in the galaxy! Your chance to win tickets to the SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK show! And, our plans to finally become actual ninjas on INTERNATIONAL NINJA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

12-05
01:02:20

TRR1324 11 15 23 - Shatner Sings - One Hit Wonder - Vagina Beer

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Want a beer that tastes like your ONLY FANS crush?! We're gonna burn this motha down with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, Shatner SINGS again! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

11-15
01:02:24

TRR1321_11_09_23 - Car Sex - Ghostbusters - SAG Strike

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The SAG-AFTRA strike is over! Is there such a thing as TOO MANY Ghostbusters?! And, do you LOVE you car?! No ... I mean REALLY love your car?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

11-09
01:12:33

TRR1316_11_02_23 - Polyamory - Reincarnation - Bad Mothers

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie teaches Ralph about REINCARNATION! Is POLYAMORY for you?! And, meet the WORLD'S WORST PERSON! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

11-02
01:03:22

TRR1305_10_17_23 - Private Eyes - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hey, hey, hey! It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, today's the day to CLEAN OUT YOUR COMPUTER! (Yes, even those pics from that file.) And, hear the story of the WORLD'S GREATEST PRIVATE DETECTIVE*! (* of all those without arms.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

10-17
01:03:04

TRR1303_10_13_23 - Friday The 13th - Garmy Game Show - Scary Movies

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We present horrors worthy of FRIDAY THE 13TH! Including, a mysterious GARMY GAME SHOW! Terrifying movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the spine-chilling tale of "The Man Who Ate His Own FACE"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

10-13
01:16:45

TRR1290_09_26_23 - TV Tunes - Citizen of the Week - Batman

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Here's the story of TV TUNES TUESDAY! More chances to win BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM! It's a CITIZEN OF THE WEEK for the ages! And, we love you on LOVE NOTE DAY!

09-26
01:09:08

TRR1285 09 19 23 - Talk Like A Pirate - TV Tunes - Zoo Of Terror

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another creature in Australia that wants to KILL YOU! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY party song! And, HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

09-19
01:07:58

TRR1276_08_30_23 - Loch Ness Monster - One Hit Wonder

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We'd cross the desert for this ONE-HIT WONDER! The one place in America where NO ONE should live! And, has THE LOCH NESS MONSTER finally been found?! (Spoilers: No.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

08-30
01:06:05

TRR1269_08_21_32 - Munchin' Monday - Art Theft - Free DVDs

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A sweet and sour MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Who's giving away FREE DVDs?! And, how to STEAL THE MONA LISA! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

08-21
01:03:23

Travis Bagley

I love 26:45 cracked up

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Loverofwomen

I have been single for years still does not bother me but when I used to drink alcohol it would .

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Tracy Sasser

Damn it, all these accusations are gonna cause me to not be able to sexually harass Kevin Smith should I ever get to meet him. :(

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Shawn R Snyder

It's really funny I love it!!!

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Asdgoju A

is this ralph or the boss lol

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