The Ralph Report

THE RALPH REPORT with Ralph Garman is a daily show featuring news, pop culture, and current events as filtered through twisted mind of it's host. The show features comedy segments, celebrity interviews, and TV & film reviews along with Ralph's take on what's happening in the world.

FairytaleOfHollywood_KASS2021

Here's a special moment from the past ... KASS doing "Fairytale of Hollywood", with our beloved Steve Ashton. (Download version)

12-22
05:00

TRR1553_12_10_24 - TV Tunes - Christmas Gifts

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 10th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! More bizarre tales of Eddie's youth! And, the perfect gift for everyone on your list!

12-10
01:08:57

TRR 1542_11_19_24 - TV Tunes - Monopoly - Tongue Twister

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 19th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All aboard for today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! We get all wound up by today's TONGUE TWISTER! And, HAPPY 90th birthday to MONOPOLY! (I get to be the "race car"!)

11-19
01:04:06

TRR1478_07_29_24 - Munchin' Monday - Comic Con - Deadpool

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 29th, 2024 On today’s THE RALPH REPORT: A literary MUNCHIN’ MONDAY! Eddie’s BIG WEEKEND! The top stories from COMIC-CON! And our (spoiler-free) reviews of DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

07-29
01:15:09

TRR1470_07_17_24 - One Hit Wonder - Illegal Bars - Chimp Moms

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 17th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The origin of the "speakeasy"! Meet the "Dolly Parton of chimps"! The Garmy to the rescue AGAIN! And, "One-Hit Wonder" or "Martin Short character"?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

07-17
01:14:08

TRR1440_05_21_24 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - Yoda

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We play STOP THE PIGEON! Ralph battles a WIZARD! We twist our tongues around some BUTCH BODIES! And, "Talk Like YODA Day", it is!

05-21
01:05:15

TRR1427_05_02_24 - Marmots - How to Be Good In Bed - RIP Duane Eddy

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What are the TEN THINGS that make you "good in bed"? RIP to guitar legend, DUANE EDDY! And, meet the official mascot of THE RALPH REPORT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

05-02
01:05:18

TRR1410 04 09 24 - TV Tunes - Gin & Tonic - RIP Jumbo

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take to the sea for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the people Ralph hates! Meet the cookie Eddie thinks is too "grown up"! And, HAPPY NATIONAL GIN AND TONIC DAY! Cheers! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

04-09
01:02:40

TRR1405_04_02_24 - Tongue Twister - Peanut Butter - Star Trek

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph comes out of retirement and asks "Did anything interesting happen on yesterday's show?" We give TV TUNES TUESDAY lots of space! And, we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY! (Well, not Eddie.) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

04-02
01:11:28

TRR1396_03_19_24 - AI Ghosts - TV Tunes - 3-D Day

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We rock out on a new TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL 3-D DAY! And, the newest scam ... Can AI let you talk to the DEAD?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

03-19
01:07:20

TRR1386_03_05_24 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - Drunk Thoughts

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute a princess on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie has more DRUNK THOUGHTS! Who is "Carlos Fantastico"?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESE DOODLE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

03-05
01:02:07

TRR1382_02_28_24 - One Hit Wonders - Godzilla - Ralph's Back

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is BACK from the HIGH SEAS! We've got a yummy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute GODZILLA'S DADDY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

02-28
01:01:13

TRR1370_02_07_24 - One Hit Wonders - Trash Lady - Filet O Fish

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the TRASHIEST WOMAN EVER! Me and Mr. Pence present ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we remember the Filet O' Fish PIRATE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

02-07
01:12:16

TRR1364_01_30_24 - TV Tunes - Yodel - Tongue Twisters

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This episode is in the bag! Have no fear, KANYE is here! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY full of love! And, we celebrate YODEL FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

01-30
01:04:15

TRR1340_12_12_23 - TV Tunes - Gingerbread - Tongue Twister

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another AWFUL Christmas song! Holiday TV TUNES and TONGUE TWISTERS! And, time to get building! It's NATIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

12-12
01:00:27

TRR1336_12_05_23 - Ninjas - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The best holiday TV TUNE in the galaxy! Your chance to win tickets to the SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK show! And, our plans to finally become actual ninjas on INTERNATIONAL NINJA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

12-05
01:02:20

TRR1324 11 15 23 - Shatner Sings - One Hit Wonder - Vagina Beer

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Want a beer that tastes like your ONLY FANS crush?! We're gonna burn this motha down with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, Shatner SINGS again! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

11-15
01:02:24

TRR1321_11_09_23 - Car Sex - Ghostbusters - SAG Strike

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The SAG-AFTRA strike is over! Is there such a thing as TOO MANY Ghostbusters?! And, do you LOVE you car?! No ... I mean REALLY love your car?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

11-09
01:12:33

TRR1316_11_02_23 - Polyamory - Reincarnation - Bad Mothers

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie teaches Ralph about REINCARNATION! Is POLYAMORY for you?! And, meet the WORLD'S WORST PERSON! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

11-02
01:03:22

TRR1305_10_17_23 - Private Eyes - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hey, hey, hey! It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, today's the day to CLEAN OUT YOUR COMPUTER! (Yes, even those pics from that file.) And, hear the story of the WORLD'S GREATEST PRIVATE DETECTIVE*! (* of all those without arms.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

10-17
01:03:04

Travis Bagley

I love 26:45 cracked up

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Loverofwomen

I have been single for years still does not bother me but when I used to drink alcohol it would .

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Tracy Sasser

Damn it, all these accusations are gonna cause me to not be able to sexually harass Kevin Smith should I ever get to meet him. :(

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Shawn R Snyder

It's really funny I love it!!!

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Asdgoju A

is this ralph or the boss lol

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