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The Funny. That's our game and we bring it hard. Tune in and laugh until you feel like you've been kicked in the uterus by a rabid emu. Oh, and Bea Arthur, we've nailed her. Tag team style. Raw dog.
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In a world without Randy & Squiggy, celebrities die, planes crash, the chinese rule the world, salmonela runs rampant, women get knocked up left and right, and a black man is elected president. What happened since we left the air and why we're back to make it worse.
Not sure why I used an exclamation point. This city sucks. God hates Atlanta. Santa hates Atlanta. A washed up, over-the-hill douche bag nicknamed "The Tuna" apparently hates Atlanta. 2008 hasn't even happened yet and I'm pretty sure it's already screwing Atlanta to the wall. Anyway, today's show will focus how much better off Palistine is than Atlanta.
The last Mike Vick mention until 2009! Well, at least until April when he goes on trial for state charges.
Randy will discuss how much he loves the show, Heroes, Battlestar Gallactaca, and the works of M.Night Shamalamanabad.
Let's face it, working on Sunday sucks. No juice, no joy, no funny. So we're back to the day of the hump, the day we grind our comic crotch into ears until you scream for mercy.
Who is going to mess with our stuff as we grow tired during the work day without our Emerald Nuts? Who I say, Who?
Yes, our favorite time of year. A holiday where your doctor can dress like a three legged she-male, children can beg like the homeless, dogs can be cats, cats can be dogs, and nothing is what it seems. Roll your clocks back, baby, cuz I'm dressing up as the Cockless Horseman.
As Georgia's drinkable water supply dwindles, Randy & Squiggy enlist Ray Nagan in an effort to transform this drought into a chocolate drought.
WE upgraded studios! Maybe Randy and Squiggy will tell Fluffer where we are eventually...
I need to know, Mandela, where did you go?
Thought reboot killed our show, eh? Not so. The only thing that O.J. kidnapped in that hotel room was our hearts...again. Better dig up Cochran cuz it's time for Dream Team II. If you're keeping score, it's O.J. 1, Justice System 0.
Oh, you mean that fat opera guy with a beard that looks like Deluise but ain't.
a comedy as creative as the piano key necktie, and just as topical
Think you got what it takes to be the next Fluffer on the Randy & Squiggy Show? Call in and find out.
Ray Nagan drops by and pronounces our show to be "a chocolate show."
comedy so good its better than fisting
Sorry about last week, folks, but we had something better to do. Namely, anything other than talking to the likes of you.
"A Criminally Good Show!" - O.J. Simpson
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The U.S. turned 231 years old this week and still manages to look better than Rosie O'Donnell
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