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2 hosts, 95 movies, and a compulsive need to numerically rank things. Welcome to The Ranking of the Stars, where two bright-eyed and bushy-tailed hosts are slowly ground down into a fine, quivering powder under the weight of watching every single movie that's won the Oscar for best picture, and ranking them based off however they happen to be feeling at the moment. Also did I tell you the hosts are married? The hosts are married. They love each other and its gross.

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62. 1970's retrospective

62. 1970's retrospective

2025-07-1401:38:28

Join us as we finally put this giant of a decade to rest, and actually remeber to read our full lists at the end this time. Fun fact: our time covering this decade lasted longer than the actual 70's. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
Hey, you know what we haven't learned enough about? War. Yeah, we should really take a good long look at it. I hear it's bad? We've only dedicated like 20 hours to it on this list though, so I guess we need more data....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
59. "Annie Hall" (1977)

59. "Annie Hall" (1977)

2025-06-0601:15:01

POOP! Is what my son told me to write here. And then... "are you gonna keep the poop?" Yes, I'm going to keep the poop. If only Woody Allen had done the same......Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
58. Rocky (1976)

58. Rocky (1976)

2025-05-2201:49:35

Come get punch drunk with a handsome hunk as we dive into the greatest movie about punching people in the head ever made! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
Everyone has to follow the rules Mr. McMurphy....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
We rejoin the charming gang of murders and drug dealers known as the Corleone family for one last big adventure, and learn a little bit about ourselves and each other along the way. Special guest Fredo gives us his hottest tips for landing the big one, and Marlon Brando totally ruins everything....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
Join us as we pay another visit to the Corleone family and delight in their wacky antics. Oh Micheal you silly goose, that's not how you catch a fish! This guy is hopeless!...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
54. "The Sting" (1973)

54. "The Sting" (1973)

2025-03-0701:59:44

As she rode the Merry-go-around it suddenly struck her as the perfect metaphor for her life: the same cheaply painted characters moving in the same circle until they at last break down and are replaced. She pressed her cheek against the cold support impaling her gaudy horse, closed her eyes, and wished for someway -anyway- out of this life. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
It insists upon itself Lois. It insists upon itself. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
Get over here kid, gonna teach you how to kill a guy and also make the best meatballs this side of jersey. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
You wake up as the dust motes drift lazily through a thin shaft of morning light that cuts like a blade through the darkened room, faint images of red boots and picking feet and street hockey evaporating from your mind and receding back into the mist of your dreams. All you know for sure is that you'll never eat anything out of a puddle again. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
50. "Patton" (1970)

50. "Patton" (1970)

2025-01-1001:57:07

New year! New Decade! Same old glorification of psychopaths! The war is over, and yet has somehow never ended, so join us as we slog through three hours of blood and guts with our good friend general Patton! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
49. 1960's Retrospective

49. 1960's Retrospective

2024-12-1301:38:53

It's the end of the year and the end of a decade, so come join us as we relive the highs and lows of this very musical, very stylish, very European selection of movies. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
What better way to celebrate thanksgiving than with gay cowboys and traumatic experiences with grandma? Those are the exact things the pilgrims where looking for after all, so pour some gravy on those repressed memories and saddle up! YEEHAW!...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
47. "Oliver!" (1968)

47. "Oliver!" (1968)

2024-11-0102:18:16

SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR GIN!...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
We're finally back in America this week, with all its confusing skinny bald men, vintage Pepsi signs, and, of course, racism. We got a body on our hands and only a few days to solve the case, so buckle up and repress your loneliness, because this case could get ugly. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
No return to America this week, but we do return to our unfortunate audio issues. What the hell is your problem microphone? You've worked fine for almost 50 episodes and now you're shitting the bed every other week! For serious though, we apologize for the hum, we're making it a priority to to have more consistent audio in the future. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
No one will ever melt my heart of ice, you hear me? EVER! Wait... is... is that... singing? Oh god its so beautiful. All my barriers, they're crumbing! I just want to be loved! *sobs hysterically*...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
43. "My Fair Lady" (1964)

43. "My Fair Lady" (1964)

2024-09-0501:26:58

Warning to all who dare enter here: the audio on this one is all over the place, and fixing it would take more time and energy than I'm willing to invest, so you get what you get, and you don't pitch a fit. Kinda thematically consistent with the terrible audio in the movie though, so it works out in some cosmic sense....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG
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