The Rewriter's Room

Just a couple of friends, and NO ONE ELSE, pretending like they can write better than professionals... BECAUSE THEY CAN! So join them as they turn highly anticipated box office flops into hit movies that will never, ever get made. Because they're too good? Thats for you to decide.In season 1,2 and 3 they will be exploring their love of Star Wars by trash talking the Star Wars Prequels and working their literary magic. So check your nostalgia at the door, then pick it back up again and step into The Rewriter's Room. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/

Teaser

Get pumped for the first episode of The Rewriter's Room! Find us on Twitter and Instagram @rewritepod

04-29
01:25

T'aint No Game Show: A LEWD LOONY

Welcome to T'ain't No Game Show, the only game show that ain't no game show. Don't miss tonight's episode where our contestants (Alex, Jessica, Brett and Leah) battle to understand the rules while their host, graham mendez, does everything he can to sabotage them. Don't expect graham to pull any punches and, though its easy to excuse the mistake, don't underestimate our contestants. They're smarter than they sound. So tune in whenever you please for new episodes of T'ain't No Game Show....

04-28
29:42

Curse of the Kayazan

Join us for a special role playing episode of The Rewriter's Room as our host, Graham, takes on the mantel of Story Guide in a HORRIFYING escape adventure of the TTRPG Coyote & Crow. Our players include, and are limited to, friends of the podcast Alex Cruz (Dezbah), Jessica Mystery (Jaya) and Coker (Ahanu), as well as enemy of the podcast Garrison Davis (Kimi). So pull up a stool, have a seat and prepare your nails for biting because this is one sick and twisted ride!!!

10-30
02:09:03

It's Star Wars Baby

In the first episode of The Rewriter's Room we talk about how we first came to Star Wars and when we came to notice their many many flaws. Throughout the first 3 seasons of The Rewriter's Room we will be taking on the task of rewriting the Star Wars Prequels in a way that doesn't (how should i say it?) suck ass. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because blah blah blah everything's fine. I mean, they can't be worse than they already are. *** Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dr...

05-04
01:11:50

Order 69

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we expend our light saber budget to give General Grievous six more light sabers, Alex needs to practice his table manners, and we go head to head with the Scented Menace. So pull up a chair and have a seat because Graham has an insane spiel about crucibles. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for...

05-11
01:15:49

Jar Jar Thinks

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Graham folds under the pressure of his peers, Alex's band definitely doesn't suck and the bloody Battle of the Notes rages on. So pull up a chair and put out your match because this is a no self immolation zone. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.ban...

05-17
01:28:18

Talkin' 'bout Tarkin

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Graham continues to not understand the difference between a republic and an empire, there are a ton of spoilers (try and guess what, when and why), and Dexter Jettster gives a play by play of out shenanigans. So pull up a couch and have a seat, because it's casting time with Sam Jackson. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And m...

05-25
01:20:04

I'm a Little Palpy

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Anakin makes some questionable investments and wont shut up about it, Alex makes us all delicious Palpatinis, and we decide to write good characters. So pull up chair and have a seat, because Darth Carnate is coming back again and again and again. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro...

06-01
01:19:50

What Does the Jar Jar Say?

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room none of us remember what we were going to talk about today and it shows, Quiblorp is welcomed into the herd, and Jar Jarmusch redefines the tone of Star Wars for good. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because we can't figure out what to call one of those things in the ground... you know... an inverse tower. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewayth...

06-08
01:34:32

A Brief History of the Force

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we discus focusing out entire trilogy on everyone's favorite character; Shmi, Anakin struts the runway, and reveals his deep seeded sexual attraction to pickles. So pull up a chair and feel shame, because the bible already did it. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - htt...

06-15
01:25:25

The Three Stigmata of Darth Plagueis

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Graham experiences deep crushing humiliation, teenage Han Solo falls in love with 9 year old Leia, and we wonder why it is that everyone who married Bale Organa is sad. So pull up a chair and have a seat because it turns out that Obi-Wan has a whole litany of names that he hasn't been called in a while. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworlde...

06-22
01:35:47

Too F***ing Blonde, He Is

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room the house is quite visible, we draw inspiration form the novelization of Finding Nemo, and we ruminate on how to depict galactic scale douchebaggery. So pull up a chair and have a seat because it's time to learn about the clones and the bees. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song...

06-29
01:25:22

That's a Good Trick

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we know what you really want to hear about; body dandruff, the Death Star is missing one incredible feature; spinning light sabers, and lasers really are best used for poking. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because you're not gonna believe this shit without hearing it for yourself. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And mu...

07-06
01:37:10

Jabba Da Butt

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we offer a crash course in how to be a sexy long haired pilot (maybe crash isn't the best word to use), Anakin and Obi-Wan throw a wild naked part with all of the other aristocrats, and we decide to replace all of the good scenes were not qualified to write with title cards. So pull up a chair and have a seat because we're starting to not suck at this. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam ...

07-14
01:23:31

Rewrite The Rewriten Rewrite

In today's bonus episode of The Rewriter's Room we celebrate 10 episode by trashing Kathleen Kennedy, Palpatine shoots jam and it somehow becomes a child, and the only good behind the scenes documentaries are w/ Bob and David and Frozen 2. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because Nicole Kidman is about to change the game. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much ...

07-20
01:20:37

Rev. Dr. Gail, M.D.

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room there's something fishy happening on Kamino but we need to put a little more flaky meat on that story line because it's a little fin, Ackbar flounders on what to do since he feels so gillty about the assassination even though he manages to sway opinion with all of his trout. So pull up a crate and have a seat because we're finally all on the same boat. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam ...

07-27
01:31:53

Ani Got His Gun

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room get ready for bad improv and worse puns, freaky space monsters run awry, and a city gets banged into rubble. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because it's good for friends to touch crystal tips. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/

08-03
01:26:14

Please Sir Can I have Some Maul

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Dr. Rev. Ackbar finally meets our heroes and loses his shirt in the process, we figure out what Yoda has been up to this whole time (we kinda forgot to put him in the movie), and Graham schools his co-hosts on what a panel van is. So pull up a chair, sit the F**k down and listen to our thing. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- ...

08-10
01:30:00

Sithy as Hell

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we learn the value of all manner of war time contributions; from te unflappable general to the noble cuck, amazing sci-fi names come to us from the ether, and we, at long last, are granted the opportunity to hear what Jar Jar Binks would sound like on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because this is another super duper episode of The Rewriter's Room. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could d...

08-17
01:38:21

Kyber Hard

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room there will be a brief grahammar lesson which is frankly boring as hell, We discuss the ethical implications of the possibility of sentient legs, and now, for a short PSA; sometimes when your kyber hard it's okay to sense yourself. So pull up a chair and have a seat because this podcast will exist forever. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewayt...

08-24
01:30:56

Dmitri Starikovski

This show offers a playful take on rewriting movies, especially the Star Wars prequels, and turns them into something entirely new. For fans of bold reimaginings, it’s a fun ride through creative processes and humorous critiques. If you’re looking for a fresh perspective and don't mind a bit of nostalgia-bashing, give it a try! AI Paragraph Rewriter by Smodin https://smodin.io/free-english-rewriter-and-spinner could be helpful in reworking the critiques into more polished or alternative formats, enhancing clarity and creativity in your writing.

01-11 Reply

Super Sailynn

I have to admit, I am not sad to see Timi go. A friend of mine and I agree, Timi's basic whiteboyness can be summed up by these lovingly curated metaphors; Timi is like an undercooked and unseasoned chicken breast, a flat syrup laden soda, gas station food, a balloon blown up under one's lung power, a damp roll of single ply toilet paper, and cold diarrhea. I know Timi will be lurking because that is what petty people do, so Timi, please do not go around telling people that you made a lackluster meme that went viral because of somone else and now you feel duped. Do not ever drop the, "because you're Mexican", line on anyone for the rest of your life. In general, don't be so fucking pretentious, it will really help prevent that overwhelming feeling people undoubtedly get to punch you in the face for no reason. Cheers!

04-26 Reply

Super Sailynn

I don't particularly care for Star Wars, not that I won't watch it but I don't care if the movies get re-anything. I listen to this podcast because that Alex is so fucking sexy, his voice and wit are the only reasons I come back to this podcast. Alex could blow my back out, leave me a paraplegic, and spit in my face and I would thank him for it.

04-22 Reply

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