The Riv & Landin Show

With Landin on the shelf, Riv goes solo with some short, but not so sweet shows to discuss morning wood, Taco Bell blow-jobs, Tinder Terrors, Creepy Facebook messages from creepy fellows, and God-only-knows what else. I mean Riv is a lunatic, after all.

Riv and Landin are back and even though you're probably sick of hearing it we're going to chime in with our thoughts on the Trump inauguration and the women's march. Don't worry, we'll make it good. We'll also discuss the WWE United Kingdom tournament, the little-covered Juggalo March, Randy Orton vs. gym fans, a prostitution ring in Landin's hometown, and we'll be joined by special guest Briana Brandy to talk music, mixed martial arts, wrestling and a whole lot more!

After two weeks off for the holidays, Riv and Landin return and we got a third man! Special guest TJ Marconi will be joining us as we talk crazy current events - did any of the 2016 celebrity deaths move us? When does Santa stop existing for our kids? We'll also discuss the upcoming boxing match between Soulja Boy and Chris Brown, the mysteries of the alleged Sinbad Genie Movie, Nikki Benz' allegations against Brazzers, and will 2017 be the year of Naked Caitlyn Jenner?

Zombie Sailor Toys will be joining us to discuss those amazing and now-obscure collectibles from our childhood we all love and miss. Also Riv and Landin will talk the meeting of the minds between Donald Trump and Kanye West, their all-time Top 10 list for videogames, the strange omission of Derrick Bateman from the WWE Encyclopedia, Star Wars Rogue One Hype, Russian Hackers, and the upcoming holiday season and our thoughts on it thus far!

Special Guest Barbi Hayden returns to answer the tough questions with Riv and Landin! Also we'll discuss the hard hitting topics! Fidel Castro is dead! We'll discuss our thoughts on Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Taboo Tuesday or whatever-the-hell day it is people shop for Christmas gifts, the Kanye West nervous breakdown, Why is Donald Trump's youngest son getting his own manga? And who was on what kind of drugs when they decided that Amy Schumer should be cast as Barbie?

Riv and Landin take an early day to discuss cuffing season, why Kanye West and General Zod are still talking about the election, why Taylor Swift is coming out with a rap album, why we have almost no interest in the WWE lately and more. We'll also take a stroll down memory lane and revisit our interview with Konnan from the original Asked with Riv & Landin archives!

Tonight Riv and Landin will be joined by special guest, comedian Bread Foster, and believe us when we say you won't want to miss all the wacky antics, crazy callers, and wisecracks that are sure to trigger anyone still butt-hurt over the U.S. Presidential Election. We will also discuss the woman selling her virginity at the Bunny Ranch, has anti-Donald Trump protesting gone too far in the new Star Wars franchise, the stupid brand new photo trend known as the "mannequin challenge," and more!

Tonight Riv and Landin discuss Hillary Clinton getting off, Syrian Refugees, Hillary Clinton getting off on Syrian Refugees, why are all the fictional characters on television homosexual? Why are all the actors on television acting like homosexuals? We also diss the obsession with being outraged with Halloween costumes on college campus and will exchange words with independent women's wrestler Gemma Cross, but can Cross handle the Asked Asylum of crazy callers? All this and a cameo from former Riv and Landin co-host Brian Roth!

Because you demanded it, Riv and Landin are back! They'll discuss the why Snapchat is overrated, the obsession with Halloween, everyone's fascination (and outrage) with the Walking Dead and politics, as well as give their rundown on who each host thinks ranks among the hottest chicks of all-time. Add some crazy callers to the mix, a scary white guy trying to rap to Riv, and a man who donated his organs to a woman to get laid, and you have the craziest first episode to welcome Landin back into the mix!

We were honored to conduct an interview with underground hip-hop artist and icon, Esoteric in an hour where we discussed the music scene, comic books, superheroes, wrestling, and what it is about the mainstream that irks us! We'll also continue to bring you the callers, crazies and crude humor that you've come to know and love (or hate and despise). Why are the catfish out in full force to get Riv and Landin? Will Tinder going pay prevent us from getting a lay? And it's the Pazuzu Bomb heard around the world, as independent wrestling star Chris Dickinson goes viral for the way he finished off Kimber Lee! What are our thoughts? Of course we have a lot of crazy news stories to keep you entertained, disgusted, and disturbed. The vaginal selfie stick is a thing. Would YOU use one? ISIS wants to murder the CEO of Twitter - find out why! The LAPD is in trouble for shooting someone again, and find out why a woman would dick up her father's corpse 11 years after his death!

With Landin sick and on his period this week, we're going old school as Riv & EdWood bring you the show - but that doesn't mean we don't have a special guest for you: Our guest this week is no stranger to the craziness of Asked with Riv & Landin - long-time friend of the show, Adam Pearson co-stars alongside one of Hollywood's top leading ladies, Scarlett Johansson in the upcoming horror/suspense/sci-fi film Under the Skin in U.S. theaters on April 4th. For more information on the film check out http://undertheskinmovie.com/ !

This week's Asked with Riv & Landin will have special guest, an icon from the world of hip-hop Bizarre joining us for this milestone episode to talk about music, entertainment, and other assorted madness! Be there as one of hip-hop's biggest icons joins our show! Malaysia Flight 370 has been found... in the ocean. Are we shocked or did we expect it? We'll discuss the "Quicksilver Dilemma" caused by the character being in two different comic book movies - will it ruin the Avengers & X-Men movie franchises? We will definitely have words regarding a millionaire who is making sure that when he dies his children don't see a dime. What's his motivation? We'll talk about Brazil's grizzliest deaths this week, and discuss the waste of a hot chick who helped her boyfriend murder a cop and then murder themselves - and speaking of chicks we'll talk about exactly who got to see Johnny Landin naked last week and how that went down.

Legendary UFC fighter, and former WWE Intercontinental, Tag Team Champion & King of the Ring, Ken Shamrock talks with Riv & Landin discussing why the invite to Old School RAW keeps getting lost when it comes to the World's Most Dangerous Man, as well as the differences between working for Dana White & Vince McMahon, his thoughts on CM Punk's flirtations with transitioning into MMA, his work in self-defense and bodyguarding the top celebrities in the world, and a whole lot more. Special thanks to JayT WARSH from the inner circle agency in Toronto Canada & member of Tito ORTIZ's team punishment (@JayTWARSH on Twitter) for setting up this interview for us. Also be sure to follow Ken Shamrock on his Twitter account, @ShamrockKen.

Special guest Gabe Tuft (former WWE Superstar Tyler Reks) joins us to discuss his new and upcoming projects, crazy stories from the ring & life after wrestling. We might even ask him how to HALO hard enough on X-Box Live! Be sure to check out Gabe's newest project, fitness website http://www.bodyspartan.com/ Current Events: One of the original Ghostbusters is now a Ghost – we’ll say goodbye to Harold Ramis! Uganda passes a stringent Anti-Gay law – is it our place to tell them what they can and can’t do? Will Arizona be far behind with their “freedom of religion” bill? Also what are our thoughts on the WWE Network, and does it matter to us at all? The DoD wants to scale back the Army to the size it was in 1940 – should we be alarmed? Mexico's largest drug lord, El Chapo has been arrested – how did it all go down? Why is it legal to send pictures of your genitals in Georgia? Also why are desperate men doing desperate things with cattle? And is Justin Bieber Riv’s new neighbor?

Special guest Brandon Watts (@OhMyWatts) of New York Wrestling Connection fame joins Riv & Landin, and we also take a moment of the show to remember Nelson Frazier Jr. a.k.a. Mabel/Viscera the World's Largest Love Machine & memorable moments and antics in his wrestling career. Current events we will discuss tonight include Justin Bieber wanting to move to Atlanta and change his name to "Bizzle," Shakira has been deemed too offensive for Colombia, and North Korea is guilty of crimes against humanity - so what are we going to do about it? The Target fraud scandal causes America to FINALLY get "new" Credit Cards... that have been out in the rest of the world for 15 years - what took us so long to adapt? Which soccer star was brought to tears by racism? Who in America is having the "most orgasms" according to recent studies? (We already know it's not Riv or Landin) CVS pharmacies put an end to the sale of cigarettes - is it a bad business decision or a smart moral decision?

Leva Bates joins us on her last stop before SHINE on January 24th where she'll take on Nevaeh! We'll discuss comic books, wrestling, video games, cosplay and more - can Leva Bates pass the "Nerd Test" from Riv & Landin tonight? You'll have to listen to this show to find out! Current events tonight will include Riv & Landin discussing the lead singer of Against Me changing his gender – and why it’s just a little creepy. One Direction is on Sesame Street – will their fans finally learn to spell correctly? Richard Sherman: is the trash talk justified or just stupid? The Royal Rumble is upon us - who are our picks to win and will the infamous Dolphin Predictions come true? If the economy is improving, why is JC Penney about to lay off 2000 people? Three new planets have been discovered - can life on other planets be far behind? All this and more!

Anarchy Championship Wrestling & NWA Houston's own Barbi Hayden returns to Asked with Riv and Landin because she's so nice we had to do it twice! What's new with Barbi Hayden and will she win next week's Hottest Guest of 2013 awards? Be there and find out! More school shootings confirm Colorado is the worst place on earth! We'll talk about Kim Jong Un executing his uncle, bricked X-Box Ones and sexual intercourse on the PS4? Feeding your students hot-sauce-covered crayons on Florida won't cost you your teaching job, and why online shopping isn't all its cracked up to be for the holidays. Why is Dylan Sprouse naked? Who IS Dylan Sprouse anyway? Satanists want a monument in Oklahoma? Find out why. The NSA gets struck down, R-Kelly goes wrong on Twitter, Chris Brown might be going back to jail, and Jennifer Lawrence thinks calling people fat on television should be illegal - do we agree or think she's a moron?

SPECIAL GUEST: Iconic Howard Stern Wack-Packer Fred the Elephant Boy will join us for a speical interview, offbeat shenanigans and unabashed hijinx. Be there with this cornerstone of radio as he joins us this week! Current Events this week are insane: Nelson Mandela is dead - long live the NEW Nelson Mandela, Kanye West? Why exactly is Tila Tequila spewing Nazi propaganda all over the Internet? The sleaziest guy on Twitter, Hunter Moore closes shop - what made him do it, and now how will men on Twitter get naked photos? Also with the year-end Asked Awards coming up, tensions heat up between former Asked guests such as Konnan and Ethan Carter III (Michael Hutter) - we'll discus the controversy as both men are candidates for the most prestigious podcast award on the planet! On top of this we'll talk holidays, whether or not Toddler iPads are a good idea, Dengue Fever's rise to prominence in piss-poor countries, CM Punk's bowel movements in the ring, and Marty Jannetty!!!

Our special guest is the voice of JCW, Kevin Gill - a man who is very opinionated, and pulls no punches when it comes to anything he has to say, so we're pretty sure he'll fit right in with Riv & Landin who are back on their home time-slot of Wednesday nights! In celebration of Riv's birthday, Landin has a special "birthday surprise" in store for Riv. How bad will it be? Tune in to find out. Current events we'll discuss this week will be the tragic accident that led to the passing of Paul Walker, and what this terrible incident means to us. What will Krispin have to say about it? Chris Brown doesn't seem to realize what rehab is all about. Just who in the hell is "Sharkeisha" and why should we care? Did we partake in Black Friday madness, and how did we spend our Thanksgiving? Also we'll discuss why exactly we deserve to have our podcast while other people and annoying celebrities don't. All this and a Happy Hodgenick, too!

Joining us is special guest, Jay Tesoro, stand-up comedian and impressionist, often featured on the Howard Stern Show and when he joins us with his spot-on impressions it means we don't just have one guest, we have several! Be sure to check him out on www.jaytesoro.com! Current events this week: Marriage for Charles Manson? It's the 50th anniversary of the assassination of JFK and Dr. Who - who cares? Who the hell decided Adam Lambert was the sexiest man alive? We weigh in on George Zimmerman being back in the news, Aaron Carter's surprise bankruptcy, why psychics can't predict their own deaths, gimmicks in football getting as over the top as gimmicks in wrestling, X-Box One vs. PS4 & how Farrah from Teen Mom "broke up" with her kid! We also talk Black Friday shopping, sex changes getting billed to medicaid, and Indian Fever gets proven NOT to just be a recurring joke on this program! All this and a whole lot more planned for our FINAL Sunday episode before we return to Wednesday!