Today we celebrated Moon's Birthday!We kick things off with jazz hands (because obviously that’s how serious radio begins), before diving into the slow-motion meltdown that is Rizz being left home alone for a week. Talking to dogs, narrating his own life, and possibly unraveling mentally? Yeah, we’re keeping an eye on that.Then Lern casually drops that she went to a roller rink… alone… in a giant coat… just to hang out. Which opens the floodgates for one of the most relatable discussions ever: the “king of the roller rink” — that one guy who peaked gliding backwards under neon lights and never emotionally recovered. Naturally, this leads to a completely serious business pitch to buy and reinvent a roller rink, which financial advisors everywhere would absolutely hate.From there, things take a turn into “why is this even legal?” territory as we break down cousin marriage laws across the U.S. — including the deeply unsettling realization that some states are way more relaxed about it than you’d hope. And because we’re nothing if not educational, we somehow connect that to King Tut, inbreeding, and what ancient people might think of our modern faces. (Spoiler: they’d probably hate us.)Then comes the story that flips the whole episode: a woman who wrote a children’s book about coping with grief… after allegedly causing her husband’s death. It’s part true crime, part “are we seriously talking about this right now,” and fully the kind of content you only get from a funny podcast that thrives in the gray area between hilarious and horrifying.We wrap things up with a viral Frontier Airlines controversy that proves once again: the internet reacts first, facts come later. Add in some airport anxiety, retail apocalypse talk, and why you can’t flirt anywhere anymore, and you’ve got a perfectly chaotic ride.If you drive an electric vehicle, can you park in a charging spot without actually charging… or does that instantly make you public enemy number one? The gang breaks it down like only a funny podcast can—half logic, half roasting, zero resolution.Then things take a turn into the existential (as they always do). If an alien landed on Earth and asked, “What should I watch?”—what do you show them? The answers range from wholesome (Mr. Rogers) to wildly questionable (Always Sunny, ALF, and yes… COPS). It becomes less about TV and more about what we’re accidentally admitting about humanity. Spoiler: it’s not great.From there, we dive into the unexpected comeback of vinyl records hitting BILLION-dollar sales (thanks, Taylor Swift, we guess), and whether physical media is actually back or just a hipster fever dream. There’s also a discussion about why supporting artists now basically means buying anything that isn’t music.And of course, it wouldn’t be a funny podcast without “Crap on Celebrities,” where we cover everything from Lollapalooza headlines to Oscars ratings drama, Bob Barker’s bizarre backstage rules, and Shia LaBeouf doing whatever Shia LaBeouf does… this time in Rome, without pants.We wrap things up with some iconic (and questionable) female covers of classic songs—some absolute bangers, and some that sound like they were recorded during a fever dream.Moon’s birthday is coming up, so naturally The Rizzuto Show decided to celebrate early… and by “celebrate,” we mean hand him Confederate money, a deeply personal coin collection tribute, and a card that somehow manages to be both heartfelt and wildly inappropriate at the same time. It’s the kind of thoughtful chaos you only get from a group of grown adults who absolutely should know better.From there, things spiral exactly how you’d expect on a comedy podcast. The crew dives into a round of “3 & 5,” where listeners attempt to name three things in five seconds—and somehow, that simple concept completely unravels. We’re talking missed layups, confident wrong answers, arguments with the hosts, and at least one moment where it feels like reality itself glitches. If you’ve ever yelled at your radio during a game, congratulations—you’re about to feel seen.As the game continues, we get debates over pizza toppings, confusion about movies currently in theaters (spoiler: nobody knows), and a surprisingly passionate breakdown of fruits with pits. It’s the perfect storm of quick thinking, slow thinking, and absolutely no thinking at all. This comedy podcast thrives in that sweet spot between “we’ve got this” and “we absolutely do not.”Then, because the show refuses to stay in one lane, we pivot into a discussion about National Sloppy Joe Day, the mysterious “Yip Yip” sandwich, and whether certain regional foods should even exist. Throw in some hockey talk, steakhouse flexing, and a full-on debate about cream spinach, and you’ve got a comedy podcast episode that somehow covers everything and nothing at the same time.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Floridians can still marry their cousins after lawmakers fail to pass statewide banWoman claims she was kicked off flight for being deaf — but Frontier tells a different storyService Tenants Dominate Retail Leasing MarketVinyl Sales Hit $1 Billion In U.S. Revenue Last YearSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
glad you did not become a wrestler awesome musician awesome singer great vocals bro proud of you not to mention your dream singing with garth may have never come true hearing that actually bought tears to my eyes it was do good I can still listen back on it and it gives me chills and feel so overwhelmed just for you so beautiful
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hooters don't split tips unfortunately
could we just stfu about sports? no point to any sport at all...
Get rid of tipping period...
As much as I am going to miss Jeff, there is no Jeff was, only Jeff is. He lives on through you guys, his family, and all of the hundreds of thousands of people's lives he touched. Thank you Jeff for all the laughs, and thank you Rizz, Patrico, Moon and King Scott for reminding us what a great human being Jeff still is, because a ton of people are out there being the best human being they possibly can be, all because of him and you guys. I love you guys, you honored him in the most amazing way possible. If I'm half the person you all are, I'll feel like I did something significant. I don't think Jeff could be any prouder of you guys, I can't say how happy I am to be a rizz show fan and a team rizz member because of this community you've built.
Can someone ask Tony to stfu with his yelling sh#@ at opening please?
Could Tony stfu at intro?? He sux...
1:37:15 cmon king scott... cmon man
æ happy BIRTHDAY
fire Burton because he's had plenty of practice firing him lol
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already laughing on title alone lol
good stuff right here
youve got the touch
yes the guy's are amazing
Best podcast in the entire history of podcasts. For a couple, 2, 3 years at least, no question.
I love this podcast. I used to listen to it every morning but moved and no longer get the point as a station and this podcast has made it possible to remain a fan of you guys.
#IshavedForThis?
podcast wierdo.