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From pop culture, sports, current events and celebrities to just bustin' balls, Rizz and the gang chop it up and dish it daily on the Rizzuto Show... Trying to save the world one podcast at a time!


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Forget Hollywood. The real celebrities are the people fake-dancing in Big Pharma commercials while a voice rattles off side effects like “anal leakage, sudden death, and mild jazz hands.” The Rizzuto Show crew plays America’s new favorite game: Guess That Drug Ad! From Wegovy to Jardiance, we break down which pill pays the bills, who’s dancing in the rain, and why TV is basically just one giant pharmaceutical catalog. Follow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on all your favorite social media, including YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and more. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/rizz See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
From “What was that sound?” to “Was it good for you?” — nothing ruins a good romp in the sheets faster than opening your mouth. Here are the most cringe-inducing sex aftermath lines ever according to Buzzfeed... Plus a few honorary mentions from the Rizz Show crew.1. "So, uh... yeah."2. "I'm gonna go..."3. "Do you know how to get home?"4. "Oh, I just got a text."5. "Wow, I didn't realize you were into that..."6. "Was it good for you?"7. “OK, so what was your name again?”8. “Do you like pineapple on pizza?”9. “What was that sound?”10. "Sorry."Buzzfeed's 10 Most Awkward Things You Can Say After SexFollow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on all your favorite social media, including YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and more. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/rizz See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jo Koy Cuttin' Bunions

Jo Koy Cuttin' Bunions

2025-09-1902:52:42

Comedian Jo Koy crashes The Rizzuto Show, and within five minutes we’re knee-deep in bunion talk. That’s right—bunions. From questionable home surgeries to Jo’s expert-level gross-out stories, it’s everything you didn’t know you needed on a Friday morning. Meanwhile, Rizz is still hung up on football picks, Moon is busy oversharing about family fantasy leagues, Rafe won’t shut up about Buc-ee’s banana pudding, Lern manages to forget the one thing that matters, and King Scott… well, he’s just trying to survive the chaos. It’s jokes, jabs, way too much foot talk, and the kind of unhinged comedy that makes you question your life choices (but in a good way). Show Notes: See Jo Koy on tour right now and his new comedy special on Netflix. Missouri Powerball winner yet to claim share of $1.8B prize North American Airports See Gains in Passenger Satisfaction Thanks to Capital Improvements and Efforts to Localize Terminal Experience, J.D. Power Finds Mark Zuckerberg's Meta AI glasses demo went wrong live onstage — twice The FTC is suing Live Nation and Ticketmaster over ‘illegal ticket resale’ practices Follow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on all your favorite social media, including YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and more. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/rizz See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
St. Louis “missed connections” get the spotlight — from the Cardinals game (because nothing says romance like a Goldschmidt jersey and zero courage), to the Schnucks pasta sauce aisle (true love bottled in Rao’s), Tower Grove dog playdates (dogs have more game than people), and even a Central West End coffee shop spill. It’s awkward romance, funny love stories, and meet-cutes gone wrong — basically a real-life rom-com, minus the happy ending. If you like comedy videos, sarcastic humor, and hilarious fails, you’ve found your place with The Rizzuto Show. The Goldschmidt Ghoster (00:00:13) He had a Paul Goldschmidt jersey, a Cards hat pulled low, and the courage to… say nothing. She had a great smile and probably actual game knowledge. Instead of a number, he walked away with regret. Classic Busch Stadium love story. The Sauce Boss at Schnucks (00:01:18) Nothing says romance like standing helpless in the pasta aisle, crying over marinara. Enter: Mystery Hoodie Girl, handing out Rao’s recs like Cupid with a grocery list. He didn’t get her number, but at least dinner didn’t taste like regret. When Your Dog Has Better Game Than You (00:02:35) Boy meets girl. Dog meets dog. Only one party knows how to seal the deal… and it’s not the humans. Two retrievers almost arranged a playdate — too bad their owners couldn’t figure it out. Latte, Meet Gravity (00:03:45) Nothing sparks romance quite like a stranger launching a latte all over Kaldi’s. Amid the splash zone, two people locked eyes. She smirked, he chickened out, and love evaporated faster than spilled espresso. Follow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on all your favorite social media, including YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and more. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/rizz See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A Reformed Pumpkin Pounder

A Reformed Pumpkin Pounder

2025-09-1802:45:33

Ever wondered what a pumpkin pounder is? Neither did we, until Rizz brought it up and suddenly the whole crew had to rethink their life choices. Spoiler: it’s less about carving pumpkins and more about being into redheads—and Rizz admits he may have been one… It's ok he’s “reformed” now. From there, things spiral the way only The Riz Show can. We argue about whether the world needs a Dirty Harry reboot, debate if Free Willy could be scarier as a trash island monster, and confess our undying loyalty to butterscotch milkshakes after the Hi Pointe cruelly ripped them from the menu. Moon tries to sell us on a band called Viagra Boys (yes, that’s real), Rizz relives an awkward run-in with a cop in front of his neighbors, and we even melt down over Simpsons trivia. Show Notes: The New York Secrets That Inspired Pumpkin Pounder National Toy Hall of Fame Reveals 12 Finalists Teen nearly dies after social meida 'Benadryl' challenge St. Louis-based Katie’s Pizza heads to Target stores First Taco Bell in Ireland opens with close to 100 jobs created Follow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on all your favorite social media, including YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and more. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/rizz See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
ABC is suspending Jimmy Kimmel over what he said about the Charlie Kirk fatal shooting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j3YdxNSzTk  MUSICSlash is releasing a live album and concert film, 'Live at The S.E.R.P.E.NT. Festival', on November 7th. https://blabbermouth.net/news/slash-to-release-live-at-the-s-e-r-p-e-n-t-festival-in-november Paramount has dropped the first trailer for a doc that follows that last six years of late Ozzy Osbourne's life, starting with his devastating 2019 fall. https://loudwire.com/ozzy-no-escape-from-now-documentary-trailer/  Aerosmith has announced a new collaborative EP with Yungblud called 'One More Time', featuring the first new music from the band in 13 years. https://loudwire.com/aerosmith-one-more-time-ep-yungblud/NEW MUSIC! The Mock-Ups, featuring Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance and Aimee Interrupter, Kevin Bivona and Jesse Bivona of The Interrupters, have shared their debut single. Check out "I Wanna Know Your Name" on YouTube.TVLaw and Order superfans will get a chance to dine at the Dun Dun Diner. https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/law-order-dun-dun-diner-how-to-reserve-seats-1236520997/  Tulsa King has officially been renewed for a fourth season at Paramount+! https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/tulsa-king-renewed-season-4-terence-winter-1236520954/  "South Park" often tries to be right on top of current events, and that can backfire . . . like it did this week. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/south-park-skips-episode-charlie-kirk-1236373525/        MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Here's the first trailer for "Anaconda". It stars Paul Rudd and Jack Black as two guys who try to remake the original, and have snake problems of their own. Yes, it's a comedy. https://youtu.be/az8M5Mai0X4AND FINALLYEvery other movie is a remake, a reboot, or a sequel. So it's surprising that there are 10 successful franchises that Hollywood hasn't even touched in over 20 years. Here they are https://screenrant.com/huge-movie-franchises-successful-abandoned/ AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Scott Rizzuto, Anthony Stalter, and Tim McKernan return after another profitable week to break down the latest college football and NFL lines with sharp insights and sharper wit. Stalter rides a 67% ATS heater, while McKernan and Rizzuto hold strong with solid records and winning locks. The guys dig into bold college picks like Oregon to bury Oregon State, Missouri to roll over South Carolina, and a Syracuse–Clemson shootout. On the NFL side, they spotlight value plays on the Texans, Titans, and Chargers, plus total bets primed to cash—like Lions-Ravens soaring over. It all wraps with FanDuel Locks of the Week that aim to pad your bankroll.The Spread Zone is presented by FanDuel Sportsbook.*LEGAL DISCLAIMER*We provide information about sports betting for entertainment purposes only. Please confirm gambling regulations in your state of residence. To participate in sports gaming, you must be 21 years of age or older and be physically present in a state where sports betting is legal. If you or someone you know has a sports betting or gambling problem, please call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.ncpgambling.org for more information and further assistance.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Moon hit Rizz with a late-night “I’m not coming in today” text, and Rizz is thrilled about it. We talk band drama, Avril Lavigne, questionable timing, and why you could’ve told us earlier, sk8er boi. Come for the banter, stay for the ridiculousness, and hang with the crew... or at least part of the crew... on the latest episode of The Rizzuto Show.Show Notes:Suspected dog-napping case, leading to tension between neighborsFlorida boys cause $50K in damages to school library, turned in by momsWhat is smellmaxxing? Inside TikTok’s fragrance trend for teen boysWhat Do Kids Mean When They Say 'Clock It'?Christmas Displays Are Already Up at Costco . . . Is It Too Soon?The Top 'Just for Kids' Things Include Trick-or-Treating, Bumper Bowling, and LegosWoman Literally Sells Her Soul for a Collection of Labubu DollsFake Labubu dolls seized amid warnings they could pose fatal hazard to childrenSenior Citizens Want to Cancel the Word "Senior" Because It Sounds OldPrenups are on the rise, especially among younger womenCouples Adding Credit Card Machines to Bars at Weddings"Boyfriend Glow-Ups" Are Trending on TikTokTyler Robinson emotionless, wearing ‘suicide smock’ in first virtual court appearance since Charlie Kirk assassination2 Royal Caribbean Passengers Hospitalized After Fight Breaks Out Onboard, Cruise Ship Forced to Return to PortTeenagers to pay $300,000 for urinating in soupDisney World Splash & Dash Underwater robbery!!!ATM fees are at a record high, a new survey finds. Here's why. - CBS NewsWorld Stone Skimming Championship faces cheating scandalMcGreevy pitches Cardinals to 3-0 win over Reds | ksdk.comSLU and Missouri State end in 1-1 draw after Billikens rise to No. 7 in national rankingsTom Brady to play in Saudi flag football tournament alongside current and former NFL stars Follow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on all your favorite social media, including YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and more. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/rizzSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
MUSICAvril Lavigne announced the release of her first official wine, "Banshee Complicated" with Banshee Wines, named after her 2002 breakout single "Complicated." https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/lifestyle/food/959387/avril-lavigne-to-release-limited-edition-wine-complicated/story/  Aerosmith will announce details this Wednesday of their new song, “My Only Angel,” featuring Yungblud. They posted a video on Instagram with the caption, “We’re back. Big news tomorrow (Wednesday).” This will be their first new song since their last album, 2012's Music From Another Dimension! https://www.instagram.com/p/DOrXJEREiTB/?hl=en  Drummer Matt Cameron says Soundgarden is "over halfway done" with the final Soundgarden album to feature vocalist Chris Cornell, who died in 2017. https://blabbermouth.net/news/matt-cameron-on-soundgardens-final-recordings-with-chris-cornell-were-definitely-over-halfway-done-with-it  RIP: At the Gates vocalist Tomas Lindberg has died at the age of 52, following complications related to his ongoing cancer treatment. https://loudwire.com/at-the-gates-tomas-lindberg-dead-52/Remember that file-sharing service LimeWire? They're the ones who bought the Fyre Fest brand. https://consequence.net/2025/09/limewire-acquires-fyre-fest-brand/TV"America's Got Talent" semifinal results at 8:00 p.m. on NBC.• Episode 5 of "South Park" Season 27 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.• The fourth season premiere of "The Morning Show" on Apple TV+.• The series finale of "The Summer I Turned Pretty" on Amazon. If you're a pasta lover, Kristen Bell has a hack that can help stabilize your blood sugar, make you feel fuller longer, and prevent overeating and weight gain. https://youtu.be/0lRHC9YLTi4 GTA 6 gearing up for gigantic launch … Grand Theft Auto 6 is set to release in May 2026 – and Rockstar Games is already getting ready for a record-breaking debut. The company went so far as to describe it all as "the largest game launch in history." Behind the scenes, they're hiring a bunch of people to scale things up to handle the demand, especially considering this is the first new entry in the franchise in over a decade. MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Colin Farrell and Margot Robbie appeared on The Today Show on Tuesday to promote their new movie, A Big Bold Beautiful Journey. https://x.com/mrbrphotos/status/1968020788436734088·         A Joni Mitchell biopic is in the works, and rumor has it that it'll star Anya Taylor-Joy and Meryl Streep as Joni at different points in her life. Cameron Crowe admitted that there's not much he can say about the upcoming film yet, but confirmed it will be made next year in 2026 — "Soon I’ll be able to speak more definitively about who's in it and how we're gonna do it and everything," he said. https://ultimateclassicrock.com/meryl-streep-anya-taylor-joy-joni-mitchell-biopic-casting/ AND FINALLYNeed a good cry? This list will get you going:https://www.self.com/story/best-movies-to-make-you-cryAND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Getting old doesn’t happen in one big moment—it sneaks up on you through a series of tiny humiliations, like needing progressive lenses or caring way too much about oatmeal. The Rizz Show crew tackles the big mysteries of life in our latest episode: why toilets only break when you really need them, why the Emmys forgot Hulk Hogan, and why Elton John is now rocking jewelry made from his own kneecaps. Toss in saggy-boob jokes, 90s fashion trauma, and a guy who thought the movie theater aisle was his personal bathroom, and you’ve got another round of classic Rizz Show nonsense.Show Notes:‘I can hear their breathing:’ Employers enraged over Gen Z’s rude phone etiquette'Demon Slayer' Movie Moviegoer Drains Main Vein in Theater ... Arrested After Beat-Down From Patrons!!!California DMV says woman named Isis can't keep the 'IAMISIS' license plate she's had for yearsDrunk Florida Woman Tries Ordering Baconator at Popeye’s and is Arrested, ‘Not the “Bacon”ator She Wanted Though’Sightings of Wild Squirrels Covered in Neon Paint Prompt Concern from Connecticut OfficialsU.S. and China reach a framework deal on TikTok, but details are sparseUS test scores hit damning new lows in math, reading since COVID school closures, ‘nation’s report card’ showsNew Daily Eye Drop to Improve Age-Related Blurry Near VisionFollow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on all your favorite social media, including YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and more. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/rizz ---Welcome to another chaotic ride with The Rizzuto Show! The crew covers everything from the Emmy Awards drama to Elton John’s bizarre decision to turn his old kneecaps into jewelry. We break down the fallout from TV snubs, share our brutally honest takes on celebrity gossip, and try to figure out why Hulk Hogan was left out of the “In Memoriam” segment. But it doesn’t stop there—Rizz, Moon, Lern, and King Scott also face the painful (and hilarious) truth that getting older doesn’t hit you all at once. Nope, it creeps in with small humiliations like stopping for progressive lenses in Vegas, choosing oatmeal over a night out, or realizing that you, "Just don't understand this," new music that your kids love. Add in some 90s fashion trauma, Emmy pink-eye scandals, saggy-boob jokes, and even a guy who decided the movie theater aisle was his personal bathroom, and you’ve got a classic Rizz Show episode: sarcastic, unfiltered, and all too relatable. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Robert Redford, the Oscar-winning actor and director who launched the Sundance Film Festival, has died at the age of 89. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/movies/robert-redford-dead.html  MUSICCoachella has announced its 2026 lineup -- and it looks like it features Radiohead's return to the stage in North America. https://www.coachella.com/ Steven Tyler, Joe Perry and Yungblud's tribute to Ozzy Osbourne last week at the MTV Video Music Awards in Elmont, New York either led to the three of them collaborating on a new song, or was preceded by it. https://www.instagram.com/p/DOoW7_-DZOY/?hl=en Disturbed were inducted into the Illinois Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Sunday night at the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, Illinois. https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=VLCUueF3TnNiSlhb&v=Qe_rpgkWaJs&feature=youtu.be           When Elton John had a double knee replacement last year, he had a special request for his surgeon . . . to KEEP his kneecaps to turn them into JEWELRY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=b2d4sMnvfIlHEr2k&v=ivhARUujTw0&feature=youtu.be         Toni Cornell, the daughter of late Soundgarden singer Chris Cornell, has released a new single, "Campari". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpC3Ag6PB1U  Jelly Roll has lost so much weight that he can fit into some really fancy clothes once again. He just took a picture at the Vatican, and the caption is, "I can fit in Louis Vuitton now. Pray for my bank account." https://people.com/jelly-roll-shows-off-dramtic-weight-loss-in-louis-vuitton-look-11809955 Reba McEntire and Rex Linn are officially engaged! They've known each other since the 1990s but didn't start dating until 2020, after reconnecting during the pandemic. Reba shared that Rex reached out when her mother was sick, and from there the bond grew quickly. And they've been "pretty much inseparable ever since." https://www.eonline.com/news/1422537/reba-mcentire-engaged-to-rex-linn-inside-their-love-story        TVThe CBS telecast of the 77th Emmy Awards brought in 7.4 million viewers on Sunday night. https://deadline.com/2025/09/emmys-2025-tv-ratings-1236544441/  We talk about the FALLOUT from the Emmys:MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS: The sequel to the successful Super Mario Bros. Movie has a name. https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/bernadette-giacomazzo/super-mario-bros-sequel-officially-gets-a-title         Patrick Fugit had a full-on crush on Kate Hudson while they were filming "Almost Famous" https://people.com/patrick-fugit-had-crush-on-kate-hudson-filming-almost-famous-at-16-exclusive-11809336        AND FINALLYDid you know that in the entire history of the planet Earth, only five TV theme songs have hit #1 on Billboard's Hot 100? AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Flawless On The Weinermeter

Flawless On The Weinermeter

2025-09-1502:42:21

When your rating scale is called the Weinermeter, you know things are going to get weird. The Rizzuto Show plays a round of “Real or Fake” on-screen private parts that gets way too personal and breaks down some truly head-scratching news stories (including a guy who definitely should’ve stayed out of the headlines). Add in awkward celeb encounters, hot takes that nobody asked for, and a questionable fast-food confession — and you’ve got an episode that’s as ridiculous as it is flawless… depending on where your needle’s pointing on the Weinermeter.Show Notes:11 Actors Who Fooled Us All By Wearing Fake Boobs, Penises, Nipples, And More In Movies And On TVNFL Broadcaster Completely Fooled after Sex Toy Thrown on to FieldFury as marathon runner asks boyfriend to hold her snacks... only for him to EAT them mid-raceDoctor walked out of operation for sex with nurseKen Rosenthal’s ugly moment during postgame interview goes viralAttorney General Hanaway Moves to Protect Children From Online Pornographic Sites With Age-Verification RuleThe 10 Most Awkward Things You Can Say After SexCardinals finish frustrating trip by beating Brewers 3-2 to snap five-game skidSt. Louis City SC gets a rare road win and a rare shutout in its 2-0 victory over MontrealFormer world boxing champion Ricky Hatton dies at the age of 46How To Watch The Canelo Vs. Crawford Fight On NetflixFollow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on all your favorite social media, including YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and more. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/rizzSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
MUSICFoo Fighters played their first show with new drummer Ilan Rubin Saturday night at the Fremont Theater in San Luis Obispo, California. https://blabbermouth.net/news/watch-foo-fighters-play-first-concert-with-new-drummer-ilan-rubin  Motley Crue singer Vince Neil has finally confirmed what had long been an open secret in the music industry -- he had a stroke last December that forced the band off the road. TVNate Bargatze kicked off the 77th Emmy Awards with an opening heavy on the laughs and filled with riffs on television and celebrity culture. https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/nate-bargatze-emmys-monologue-2025-1236517956/  Stephen Colbert received a standing ovation at Sunday's Emmy Awards. Colbert came out to present an award when his peers rose to their feet and started chanting "Stephen, Stephen." https://variety.com/2025/awards/news/stephen-colbert-emmys-late-show-cancelation-1236513526/  "American Pickers" star Mike Wolfe and his girlfriend were hospitalized after a car crash. Wolfe's girlfriend, Leticia Cline, says she has sustained serious injuries to her jaw, lungs, sternum, and ribs. https://ew.com/american-pickers-star-mike-wolfe-and-girlfriend-hospitalized-after-car-crash-11809682  Power-packed PS6 performance … Some of the specs of the upcoming PlayStation 6 were leaked – and it looks like the console will be a beast. As long as the leaks are in the ballpark of being true, the PS6 could be up to eight times faster than PS5. If these specs are for real, then we might have confirmation sometime in 2027, which is when industry insiders say the PS6 will launch.MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Anime fans flocked to movie theaters over the weekend to see Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/box-office-demon-slayer-infinity-castle-anime-record-opening-1236517827/ 'Spinal Tap II' definitely did NOT go to eleven over its opening weekend.The $25 million dollar sequel to the 1984 rock mockumentary made only $1.5 million across 2,000 cinemas. That's around $800 per theater.The film's review scores have been weak, as well, Metascore gave it a 59 out of 100. https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/9/13/spinal-tap-ii-bombs-with-15m-openingNicole Kidman shared a video with Sandra Bullock to mark the end of production on "Practical Magic 2". https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/practical-magic-2-wraps-production-nicole-kidman-1236370102/·         AND FINALLYBuzzFeed put together a list of actors who tricked us onscreen with their pervy prosthetics, so now it’s time to play the game we all love: ARE THESE PRIVATE PARTS REAL OR NAHHHHHHHAND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
From dogs illegally registering to vote, to cobras escaping bath tubs in South Dakota, to a cruise ship gambler who thought diving into the ocean was a solid financial plan—the Rizz Show proves the world is stranger (and dumber) than fiction. The crew also breaks down Weird Al bucket lists, deli slicer betrayals, psychedelic hiking fails, and what happens when Rizz tries to cosplay as a "Cops" fugitive to scare his neighbors. Sprinkle in Madonna signing the Deftones 30 years ago, McDonald’s salads as government secrets, and a sports fan ranking that puts Missouri on par with Wyoming (ouch)… and you’ve got the kind of Bolivian Marching Powder Quadratic Equation chaos only The Rizzuto Show can solve. Show Notes:Did McDonald's open 'first-ever buffet' in Missouri? | Snopes.comRed Lobster Offers New 3-Course Shrimp Sensation Meal Deal for Under $20 - Mile High on the CheapPennsylvania pet owner Wesley Silva upset after emotional support alligator banned from Walmart — despite receiving 'VIP treatment' at restaurantsNewt Scoot & Woofstock unite Glen Carbon IL on Oct. 4New study finds kids who play video games earn more money as adults — University XPCillian Murphy Addresses Not Being Cast In Christopher Nolan's The OdysseyAunt Accidentally Eats Dog Food During Family Visit, Sparking Heated Drama and Online Debate - Bethel AdvocateFriday Fails:Patient Steals Ambulance During ER Transfer At Madison Avenue In Granite City | RiverBender.comNDSU Football Player Charged in $270,000 Theft, Kicked Off TeamSoCal woman registered her dog to vote, cast ballots twice, D.A. says - Los Angeles TimesCobra bites owner after snakes spilled loose, SD cops say | The StateCruise passenger who lost $16,000 gambling jumps overboard, is arrestedFlorida man picks up DUI after driving a lawn mower on a busy roadHikers high on magic mushrooms rescued from New York's CatskillsSouth Florida news reporter turns himself into Miami police following Rolex theft, pawningFollow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on all your favorite social media, including YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and more. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/rizzSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
MUSICPerry Farrell has formally responded to the $10-million suit Dave Navarro, Stephen Perkins and Eric Avery filed in the wake of Jane's Addiction's on stage fight and break up last year. https://people.com/perry-farrell-files-answer-to-dave-navarro-assault-battery-lawsuit-11807584The 30th anniversary of Deftones first album, Adrenaline, is coming up next month and in a new interview Chino Moreno spoke about what it was like signing for their initial record deal by Madonna's label Maverick. https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/music/2025/09/06/deftones-i-definitely-think-weve-followed-the-madonna-model/ Another Pink Floyd album has reached the 50-year milestone. Wish You Were Here, their ninth studio album and first on Columbia Records in the U.S., was released on this day in 1975.Limp Bizkit has a new single with a funny title. “Making Love to Morgan Wallen” is part of the soundtrack for the upcoming Battlefront 6 video game, which drops on October 10th.While their first new single in 16 years, "Hurt People Hurt People" has already racked up more than a million streams on Spotify, Mudvayne just dropped another new song called "Sticks and Stones". https://blabbermouth.net/news/mudvayne-releases-second-new-single-sticks-and-stonesJohn Lennon's killer Mark David Chapman has been denied parole for the 14th time. Lennon was shot and killed outside his New York City apartment building in December 1980. https://people.com/john-lennon-killer-mark-david-chapman-denied-parole-for-14th-time-11808267TVSunday at 8:00 p.m. on CBS: Nate Bargatze hosts "The 77th Emmy Awards". Nate will personally give $100,000 to charity at the end of the show, but will deduct $1,000 for every second that speeches go too long. (Nominees)  MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:IN THEATERS:Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (Rob Reiner, Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Fran Drescher, lots of cameos)Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (Michelle Dockery, Hugh Bonneville, Elizabeth McGovern)The Long Walk (Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson) Josh Gad won't confirm or deny that Rick Moranis is returning for "Spaceballs 2" . . . but it's pretty obvious that he is. https://deadline.com/2025/09/josh-gad-making-spaceballs-2-worthy-rick-moranis-return-1236529415/Henry Cavill has been injured during the pre-production on the upcoming Highlander reboot. https://people.com/henry-cavill-sustains-injury-highlander-reports-11808594AND FINALLY A list of movies where a main character is actually the worst includes https://screencrush.com/movie-main-characters-secretly-villains/ AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Stop Stretching Your Sack

Stop Stretching Your Sack

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The Rizz Show explores the cutting-edge world of... "Scrotox." Yep, you heard that right—there’s Botox for your boys, and it’s stretching out more than just Google searches. The crew dives balls-deep into the question no one asked but everyone’s curious about: why would anyone want a lower-hanging chandelier? Is this a porn industry secret, or just the next bizarre cosmetic craze you’ll regret explaining to your grandkids? Plus we dive into a variety of topics ranging from the strict drug laws in Dubai, the consequences of a gorgeous young British woman's mistake, and 80s drug culture. Rizzuto, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and King Scott also share their thoughts on the peculiarities of international travel, misunderstandings about currency, and the absurdity of modern-day drug-related legalities. From wrinkly raisins to silky-smooth sack drapes, this is one episode that proves humanity has officially run out of normal things to inject with Botox.Show Notes:Marge Amighetti, creator of iconic STL sandwich, dies at 97British law student sentenced to 25 years in DubaiMan who fell 21 feet at PNC Park: 'I wake up with pain every day'Doctor shares major warning for men considering 'scrotox' procedureBelleville festivals adopt new rules, close earlier for safety“Whatever you paid him, it wasn’t enough”: Petty king hires Mariachi performer to trail cheating ex during move-outMaplewood restaurant named one of top 50 in America by New York TimesSalmonella outbreak linked to Metabolic Meals sickens more than a dozen people, 7 hospitalized“Guys I’m scared”: Butter candle season is a thing and it’s comingFollow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on all your favorite social media, including YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and more. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/rizzSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
MUSICTurnstile performed on NPR's Tiny Desk Concert series, with an expanded lineup featuring a piano player and a two-piece horn section. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylL-SSRDyJc  Twisted Sister is reuniting for their 50th anniversary in 2026! https://blabbermouth.net/news/its-official-twisted-sister-to-reunite-in-2026-for-worldwide-performances-celebrating-50th-anniversary  Watch Dua Lipa sing Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing". The cover came eight songs into the pop star’s set at TD Garden, the first of two nights at the venue, and continues her tradition of honoring music acts in their hometown. Previously, she performed AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” in Australia; sang Lorde’s “Royals” in New Zealand,” and covered Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” in Ireland, among other musical tributes. https://consequence.net/2025/09/dua-lipa-covers-aerosmith-i-dont-want-to-miss-a-thing-boston/         Tons of special releases and cool things are coming out this year:Rancid, Pennywise and more appear on Killed by Deaf – A Punk Tribute to Motorhead due out on October 31st. The album also includes a previously unreleased collaboration between Motorhead and The Damned on "Neat Neat Neat." https://consequence.net/2025/09/motorhead-punk-tribute-album/  A Perfect Circle's Mer de Noms is getting two special vinyl reissues for its 25th anniversary -- a "mesmerizing zoetrope edition" on September 25th and an audiophile pressing as part of the Definitive Sound Series on October 10th.Everclear will release Sparkle and Fade 30th Anniversary Remastered Deluxe Edition on October 31st as a two-record set and digitally. The package includes alternate versions and original demos, as well as covers of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' "American Girl," INXS's "Don’t Change" and AC/DC's "Sin City." Darius Rucker has a new love in his life. He just went Instagram official with girlfriend, whose name is Emily Deahl. Darius shared a smiling selfie of the two of them outside the Sphere in Las Vegas on Monday. https://people.com/darius-rucker-instagram-official-with-girlfriend-emily-deahl-11806528       PODCASTSOn the 100th episode of Kevin Hart's cold plunge talk show Cold as Balls, Tom Brady was the big guest. The premiere episode was filmed in front of a live studio audience in NYC. https://www.boston.com/sports/new-england-patriots/2025/09/09/tom-brady-bill-belichick-kevin-hart-interview-netflix-roast-comments/  TVHulk Hogan left behind an estate worth $5 million, and only a single beneficiary: His son Nick. https://pagesix.com/2025/09/10/celebrity-news/hulk-hogan-leaves-daughter-brooke-out-of-5m-will/         Check out the trailer for Hulu's new docuseries on heavy metal, "Into the Void" . The eight-part series premieres September 22nd https://consequence.net/2025/09/hulu-into-the-void-trailer/  The Emmys are this Sunday and host Nate Bargatze has a great idea to keep acceptance speeches short. In case you didn't know, every winner gets 45 seconds to give their thank-yous.         Bring on the Lego Advent calendars … We've still got about two weeks until the official end of summer, but it's not too early to start … Christmas shopping? Lego seems to think so as they've released a bunch of different Advent calendars for the holidays. There's Harry Potter and Minecraft and Star Wars – with each calendar filled with 24 days of mini figures, accessories, and other buildable stuff. Most of the sets are priced at under $40. So … ho, ho, ho? https://www.billboard.com/culture/product-recommendations/2025-lego-advent-calendars-walmart-amazon-1236058792/ MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Tom Holland doesn't want Spider-Man to be funky. yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/tom-holland-drops-musty-spider-145006811.html  AND FINALLYIf you want to watch nostalgic episodes of Late Night with David Letterman, they are available on streaming. http://variety.com/2025/tv/news/david-letterman-late-night-tv-samsung-tv-plus-episodes-1236513289/  AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Scott Rizzuto, Anthony Stalter, and Tim McKernan return to the Spread Zone fresh off a 14-7 week, now boasting a 60% hit rate on the season. This episode covers everything from Daniel Jones slander and coach hot seats to sharp angles on college football Week 3 and NFL Week 2. The crew breaks down their favorite picks—A&M vs. Notre Dame, Georgia-Tennessee, Miami-South Florida, and Missouri-Louisiana overs—plus NFL plays like Ravens-Browns, Lions-Bears, and Thursday night unders. Their FanDuel Locks are locked in, and the numbers are moving. Whether you’re fading the hype or riding the heater, this one’s all about building that bankroll.The Spread Zone is presented by FanDuel Sportsbook.*LEGAL DISCLAIMER*We provide information about sports betting for entertainment purposes only. Please confirm gambling regulations in your state of residence. To participate in sports gaming, you must be 21 years of age or older and be physically present in a state where sports betting is legal. If you or someone you know has a sports betting or gambling problem, please call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.ncpgambling.org for more information and further assistance.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Join us for a wild ride as the Rizz Show gang dives deep into the quirks of life, from bizarre birthday coincidences to the most common birth dates in America. Rizz, Moon, Rafe, and Lern ponder the implications of flying with "jet belly" and the art of "milking gas" on planes. Plus, the crew tackles the latest in pop culture, including the shocking news of a couple who accidentally booked a flight for Tunisia, North Africa instead of to Nice, France, and the absurdity of hotel smoking charges. Plus a game of "Take Five!" and what does each St Louis neighborhood really say about you? Tune in for laughs, insightful commentary, and a sprinkle of nostalgia as The Rizzuto Show navigates the wild world of entertainment and beyond.Follow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on all your favorite social media, including YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and more. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/rizzSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
While on 'The Slowhands Rock Talk Show', former drummer Dave Krusen said he left Pearl Jam in 1991 because he wasn't as focused as his bandmates. https://www.alternativenation.net/pearl-jam-drummer-quit-band-over-partying/  Metallica wants fans to cover all the songs on their 1996 album Load for a chance to win album merch and a grand prize of the Load Super Deluxe box set. The contest runs now through December, and the first song to be covered is "2 X 4." Head to the band's Google form for all the details. TV‘DWTS’ Pro Jenna Johnson Says She Hasn’t Seen Partner Corey Feldman Since ‘GMA’ Cast Reveal. She said “I love the show so much, I love being part of it, I’m so grateful to be asked back, and I’m excited for this season. Going off that, so many people have been, like, ‘Where are your TikToks with Corey? What’s happening?'” Johnson, 31, shared via her Instagram Story on Saturday, September 6. “To be completely honest, I actually haven’t seen him since Good Morning America.”https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/jenna-johnson-hasnt-seen-dwts-partner-corey-feldman-since-cast-reveal/  MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:A new movie trailer launched yesterday. It's for a movie starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson. They're in a Neil Diamond tribute band. It's based on a true story. Here's part of the trailer. https://consequence.net/2025/09/song-sung-blue-trailer-hugh-jackman-kate-hudson-neil-diamond/? ·         If you made it through Peter Jackson's nearly eight-hour Beatles documentary series, "Get Back" . . . did it leave you feeling sentimental? https://www.gq.com/story/matt-damon-ben-affleck-the-rip-first-look ·         Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has confirmed that filming on the latest Jumanji movie is about to start. https://gizmodo.com/dwayne-johnson-casually-confirms-jumanji-4-is-really-happening-and-has-a-release-date-2000655884  Glen Powell took some crazy pictures for his "GQ" cover story. https://www.gq.com/story/glen-powell-on-what-makes-a-modern-leading-man?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dhtwitter&utm_content=app.dashsocial.com%2Fgq%2Flibrary%2Fmedia%2F579697632 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Foster Ben

glad you did not become a wrestler awesome musician awesome singer great vocals bro proud of you not to mention your dream singing with garth may have never come true hearing that actually bought tears to my eyes it was do good I can still listen back on it and it gives me chills and feel so overwhelmed just for you so beautiful

Feb 14th
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Foster Ben

talking bot fast food burger joints white barn

Nov 20th
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Foster Ben

hooters don't split tips unfortunately

May 8th
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Philip Kelton

could we just stfu about sports? no point to any sport at all...

Mar 3rd
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Philip Kelton

Get rid of tipping period...

Dec 16th
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Austin Meehan

As much as I am going to miss Jeff, there is no Jeff was, only Jeff is. He lives on through you guys, his family, and all of the hundreds of thousands of people's lives he touched. Thank you Jeff for all the laughs, and thank you Rizz, Patrico, Moon and King Scott for reminding us what a great human being Jeff still is, because a ton of people are out there being the best human being they possibly can be, all because of him and you guys. I love you guys, you honored him in the most amazing way possible. If I'm half the person you all are, I'll feel like I did something significant. I don't think Jeff could be any prouder of you guys, I can't say how happy I am to be a rizz show fan and a team rizz member because of this community you've built.

Aug 18th
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Philip Kelton

Can someone ask Tony to stfu with his yelling sh#@ at opening please?

Apr 8th
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Philip Kelton

Could Tony stfu at intro?? He sux...

Mar 25th
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Tim Blodgett

1:37:15 cmon king scott... cmon man

Jun 3rd
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Kasey Evan

æ happy BIRTHDAY

Mar 31st
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Bridget Donegan

fire Burton because he's had plenty of practice firing him lol

Jul 29th
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Sara Elliott

😀

May 26th
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Jinger Fahrenheit

already laughing on title alone lol

Feb 26th
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Fuck Fuckery

good stuff right here

Oct 8th
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Kelly Patton

youve got the touch

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Lubo Galabov

yes the guy's are amazing

May 23rd
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P G

Best podcast in the entire history of podcasts. For a couple, 2, 3 years at least, no question.

May 7th
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Cheri Bailey

I love this podcast. I used to listen to it every morning but moved and no longer get the point as a station and this podcast has made it possible to remain a fan of you guys.

May 5th
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Greg Cooper

#IshavedForThis?

May 3rd
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Dietrich Reardon

podcast wierdo.

Mar 8th
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