Acai bowls, cruciferous smoothies and normal bread are all on the menu. Just don't swallow your own whistle...
What lurks beneath? Is it the lowest common denominator? You can almost hear a pin drop. ..
Who's eating curly cheese? I can't believe it's not butter. Wickety, wickety whack!
Who's warming up out the back? Who's taping 'em up the back? Is it Buster Gonad..?
Look who's reached one hundred! Just create a hole then fill it they said. That ought to draw a crowd to the cubicle...
Is there a structural problem? Or is it a root problem? Hmmm, it is a very short whistle...
Who's got a gamblers package? Who's a nutbag? Who's stroking the cat?
No more blah, blah, blah. Parky's surfaced and playing the house down. Hit the applause button...
Who's the monster touchy? Is there a ripple effect? Now, that's entertainment...
Who's getting a photo opportunity? Who's planking? That smacks of desperation...
Who's been shot out of a cannon? Will they have the leg speed? Outstanding!
Who's making up the numbers? Who's getting on the turps? Oh dear, who shat in the shoe..?
Who's in with the 'it' crowd? Who's on the outer? The coin doesn't remember...
Who's getting kicked out? Or are they just being paid out? Is anyone going to have a crack..?
Halves and five-eighths, do they add up to a touch of class? Oh, oh, oh - it's magic..!