The Rule of Scary

There are two kinds of people—scary movie lovers and those who require a nightlight. In this podcast, Jason & Andrew, lifelong best friends on extreme opposite ends of the horror genre appreciation spectrum, watch critically acclaimed horror films and discuss whether or not they apply to the “Rule of Scary”.

John Carpenter's The Thing: The ultimate in drippy terror.

Andrew and Jason review John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). A favorite body horror movie about the little alien that could... After a gentle alien becomes stranded on Earth, the being is discovered and befriended by a young boy named Mac. This movie has everything! Parts to a lot of living things, buckets of KY Jelly, Sexy Kirt Russell, and type 2 onset diabetes. Everything!

01-26
01:35:24

In A Violent Nature: Lets take a walk in the woods......FOREVER

Ok Andrew, here is this damn episode! Andrew and Jason review In A Violent Nature (2024) Let us WALK you trough this nature documentary / atmospheric horror BLAH BLAH BLAH...

11-23
01:37:24

HELLRAISER: There are no limits... To Andrew's discomfort

Andrew and Jason review Clive Barker's HELLRAISER (1987). If you love Lifetime movies, crave S&M content, and like it all in one juicy dripping package, we have a treat for you.

11-04
01:41:55

Skinamarink: If these walls could talk... or maybe they do... or whatever...

Andrew and Jason review Skinamarink (2022). In this house, two children wake up in the middle of the night to find their father missing, and all the windows and doors in their house, blah, blah, blah...

03-28
01:25:53

Friday the 13th: Jacky Voorhees an Origin Story

Andrew and Jason review Friday the 13th (1980).The story of an indifferent dog, one Jeep, and a mother's loss

11-28
01:52:00

Stephen King's Silver Bullet: Part human. Part wolf. TOTAL TERROR. Kind of....

Andrew and Jason review Stephen King's Silver Bullet (1985). Sink your teeth into this blast from the past! This film has everything: a full moon every day, a werewolf playing the piano, a man named Red that looks like Gary Busey! Give it a spin!

07-05
01:39:38

Tod Browning's FREAKS: Google-gobble... we accept her... one of us,

Andrew and Jason review Tod Browning's Freaks (1932). This Movie is charming and horrifying in two ways. Also, Schlitzie!

03-10
01:19:12

The Exorcist III: Just Pies and Anchovies

Andrew and Jason review The ExorcistIII (1990). Relationship status: it's complicated

11-15
01:27:43

The Roulette of Scary: The Exorcist III

Andrew and Jason spin the wheel with another Roulette of Scary minisode. Dare you walk these steps again? "Waltz of the Carnies" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

10-03
21:03

The Conjuring, The Scream King

Andrew and Jason review The Conjuring (2013). Damn it! He is handsome.

08-17
01:29:11

The Roulette of Scary: The Conjuring

Andrew and Jason spin the wheel with another Roulette of Scary minisode. Welcome to The Conjuring! "Waltz of the Carnies" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

05-31
17:23

The Babysitter, Dream Girls and Nightmares

Andrew and Jason review The Babysitter (2017). Who's afraid of the big bad....

05-22
01:19:43

Terrifier, Who Hurt You, Art?

Andrew and Jason review Terrifier (2018). Oral hygiene is worth your time.

03-13
01:11:08

The Roulette of Scary: Terrifier

Andrew and Jason introduce Roulette of Scary minisode. Welcome to Terrifier! "Waltz of the Carnies" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

01-13
15:43

8 Midsommar, All Together Now

Andrew and Jason discuss Midsommar (2019). Breaking up is hard to do.

12-07
01:23:41

7 Trick 'r Treat, It's All About The Kids

Andrew and Jason discuss Trick 'r Treat (2009). Perfect for short attention spans

10-30
01:13:29

6 The Babadook, Ms. Jackson If You're Nasty

Janet and Jason discuss The Babadook (2014). Good grief!

10-11
01:08:40

5 Dead Alive, Ew Jason!

Andrew and Jason discuss Dead Alive (1992). Gross but funny!

09-11
01:07:26

4 The VVitch, Well Andrew Liked It

Andrew and Jason discuss The VVitch (2015). Some kind of jelly.

08-08
01:14:02

3 Phantasm, Why Did You Make Me Watch This?

Andrew and Jason discuss Phantasm (1979). It only pissed Andrew off a little.

07-21
01:13:36

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