Scott emerges from the plains of Nebraska with a plan: buy a Chevy Trax over the phone, go full corpse paint metal in Hamtramck, and maybe buy the New Dodge Lounge using sheer force of imagination. Ian cautiously considers the D&D convention, mourns the exile of Tapes Only from Planet Ant, and provides beard-growing moral […]
Scott is visited by aliens. Ian makes a sick riff out of Belphegor’s Prime. New segment introduced: Animal Vs Animal Which Animal Is More Metal This One Or That One.
Scott predicts the end of SCOTTCast with Belphegor’s Prime. Ian drinks from two cups. Diogenes approves of public masturbation.
Scott interrupts Year of Metal for a gameshow because he finally made a pun.
Scott picks up lockpicking as a sport. Ian reads the CIA guide to simple sabotage. Allegations as a promotional strategy for David’s YouTube channel. Idaho bans boobs and truck nuts in sweeping bill.
Ian can’t give away Mayhem tickets. Scott has a dream. Bronwyn’s Choice enters the running as a possible SCOTTCast Production.
Ian has a VHS cleaning machine on layaway. Scott is caught downloading Californication. Bloodbath goes through the SCOTTCast Metal Rating System. Demons and titties decorate a van. Does irony ruin the artistic value of b-movies?
Scott critiques an AI-generated metal theme and tests a Nebraska beer. Ian dodges his cat Bela Lugosi’s cable-chewing antics and sips a dry-hopped lager. Celine Dion’s ball will go on. Paranormal disinformation KGB muppet campaigns.
Scott obsesses over materials. Ian welcomes the Year of Metal. Will the SCOTTCast guys measure their night boners together?
Scott declares 2025 to be The Year Of Metal. Ian offers advice on not being a poser. David suggests neck exercise.
In the second chapter of Hamtramck Avengers Vs. The Gorpis, our heroes attempt to find answers at the local school.
Scott enters into his adult era. Ian possibly revises his Rich Bastard tax plan. David carves his name into bars of soap.
A chill pod. Tape acquisitions are discussed. Scott tries to give Ian an existential crisis and fails. Ian contemplates the possibility of a cake farting cat sitter.
Ian proposes a retirement plan for himself. Scott contemplates Camus. Mike Tyson gives advice to a child. Music selection for cruise liners.
Scott looks to robots for literary validation. Ian grapples with the idea George Clooney is making moves on his wife. David makes solo vacation plans as a rule.
The robots love SCOTTCast, and they started a show talking about our latest podcomic series, The Hamtramck Avengers vs The Gorpis! Listen as they try their best.
For our 200th episode, we did something weird. We got resident actor extraordinaire Bendy Armes to join us and improvise a 12 part Hamtramck Avengers Podcomic! To be released over the next twelve episodes as bonus episodes, join us on an adventure at times thrilling and moving.
David joins Scott at SCHQ to talk fiction. Scott dons a banana costume. David’s instagram is infested with cosplay chicks. Space News. Drew watches Feudcast, possibly post-coital.
Scott gets emotional. David is blamed for lack of episodes. Ian feeds bees tears.
David needs pressure to make content. Ian and Scott try to figure out who in the triumvirate is sexiest.