The Satphone

The Satphone boys have been helping you see around the corner on the #Ukraine - #Russia conflict since before it went hot. In Episode 10 we talk about the game of chicken being played by #NATO and Russia on the #Lithuanian border over the blockade of #Kaliningrad. We deliver some intel you haven't heard anywhere else - Russian special operators are making incursions into #Estonia. Does this foreshadow the expansion of the war in #Europe? If that happens, the current catastrophe at the US #border will look mild. Subscribe to the podcast to get notification of new episodes and follow us on #Gab and #Gettr - #JohRyde is @satphone and Tuboku is @Tuboku 

This Satphone call centers on the coming food shortages - and of course - how it is part of a global plan to create chaos and then fill the power vacuum with global governance. Co-hosts Joh Ryde (@satphone) and Tuboku (@tuboku) join the chorus of people reminding you to stock up on personal food reserves (and ammo to protect it) and to learn to eat shit you don't like! Follow us on Gettr and Gab.

Russia's patient war strategy in Ukraine is working as global elites move on to the next fake crisis - J6 show trials, monkeypox, 2022 elections. Ukraine is begging for weapons and money while Europe still buying gas... in Rubles. Russia makes veiled threat to invade Lithuania if NATO doesn't back off. Join the guys of the Satphone, Joh Ryde and Tuboku and don't forget to subscribe to the podcast and hit us up on Gettr and Gab @satphone and @tuboku

The news about Russia withdrawing or drawing down activities in Ukraine is a head fake. Hear Tuboku tell us why that's the case and what it means for the next week. Also, did you hear that Hunter Biden had DOD encryption on his laptop? Is it another angle to this horrible story of the Biden Crime Family activities? Listen to episode 7 and find out. Follow Joh Ryde (@Satphone) and Tuboku (@Tuboku) on Gettr and Gab.

The western media continues to serve the American people a story that Ukraine is somehow a feel-good, underdog victory story. Russia is in fact taking over Ukraine in a methodical, though imperfect, military operation. The @Satphone guys (Joh Ryde and @Tuboku) walk through the current situation in Ukraine, offer more forward-looking analysis and prediction on outcome and then switch to the sequel: China takes Taiwan. 

The situation in Ukraine has developed quickly but if you follow Satphone on Gettr or Gab (@satphone and @tuboku) you would have known exactly when Russia would enter Ukraine 1-2 months ahead of most others. In this episode, we give a status update and make assessments (and predictions) on what the next 60 days look like in Ukraine and the surrounding area as well as the implications for China's likely incursion/invasion into Taiwan. 

Joh Ryde and Tuboku use 20th century psychiatrist Elisabeth Kubler-Ross' Five Stages of Grief framework as an analogue for the experience people are going through deal with the emotions of the COVID-19 pandemic. Each of us are progressing through the stages; Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance; at different paces. We will walk you through what each stage as it relates to covid, excessive government control, and the inevitable awakening of most people. And if you listen all the way through, you'll find out which stage Tuboku is in. The goal of this episode is to help our audience understand the process and recognize which stage each is currently in and be informed about the rest of the emotional cycle. It is also to help wake them up and figure out what this is all about. Hint: It isn't your health. You're on the Satphone. Go!

The Marine Corps may be in its biggest battle yet; the intentional destruction of combat effectiveness of the United States Marine Corps lead by Commandant General David Berger. Combat-hardened, Marine Force Recon Sniper and co-host, Tuboku, joins Joh Ryde to discuss the situation his beloved Corps finds itself, in the face of wokeness and Communist Chinese money and influence disabling our great nation and our storied military branches. The goals of the episode is to 1) inform listeners from a Marine's point of view about the changes being made to the Marine Corps that will make it less able to protect our country in combat against potential nation-state enemies; 2) encourage action in the form of calls to US Representatives and US Senators as well as in public opinion like social media, print media, etc. 3) alert you to how the weakening of the Marine Corps (and other branches) is connected to other efforts (COVID policies and shift from US Dollars as reserve currency) to diminish U.S. dominance in the world with replacement by a United Nations type global governance or more realistically, global governance by the Chinese Communist Party.

Joh Ryde and Tuboku discuss the Orange Alternative, a resistance movement against the communist regime in Poland during the 1980s led by artists using absurdity to mock and weaken authoritarian rule.  The goal of the episode is to inspire people around the world to think creatively to disrupt globalist authoritarians through prank, satire, meme, and absurd events in the street that help show the people of the world that our emperors have no clothes.

Join us for the first episode of the Satphone podcast. Host Joh Ryde and his soon-to-be-named co-host try to find a suitable call sign (since using a real call sign is not an option!).