The Seanachai

Essays, short fiction and commentary from the eclectic and ranging mind of Patrick E. McLean.

Mold, Mold is Evil.

Sometimes disposal isn't enough.

11-15
06:00

Edwin Windsor on the Devil

Edwin Windsor on the first supervillian

09-08
08:28

Parker Novel Openeings

A masterclass in how to start off on action.

07-08
04:00

The Han Solo Theory: Redux

What if Han was one of us?

06-18
05:00

The Bible Salesman

I was a better customer than he thought.

06-09
10:00

The Complete Death of a Dishwasher

He was just dying to get out of the restaurant business.

06-03
20:00

Indirect Television

An ad for a remarkable new media product that can make you smarter and save you time and money.

05-26
04:00

The War Inside

The Comic Entente v. the Tragic Powers.

05-19
12:00

The Robot Non-Pocalypse

Why you shouldn't be afraid of the Robot Apocalypse.

05-12
12:00

The Futurist Manifesto

Commentary on and a reading of F.T. Marinetti's Futurist Manifesto in all it's flawed glory.

05-06
15:20

You Think You Know the Godfather?

You don't know the Godfather.

04-28
09:00

Where Do You Get Your Ideas?

Railing on the dumbest interview question ever.

04-22
07:00

Boltac's Guide to Haggling

Boltac's Mercantile Guide to Better Living Through Sharp Trading

04-14
07:41

Why Does Advertising Suck?

There's rarely a reason why something has to suck. Then why does so much of it just suck?

04-07
11:37

The Ephemera

Verses from books of the bible that absolutely don't exist.

03-31
10:00

Stealing All the Tea in China

The raw gangsta talent of the British Empire of the 17th century.

03-25
10:43

Katniss Everdeen: A Fashion Model with PTSD

Mock the Mockingjay

03-17
05:14

The Glory and Tragedy of Oscar Wilde

A brilliant wit, a brutal treatment.

03-10
11:30

Emerson, Emerson and Poo

Caring for a child changes the way you look at the world.

03-03
04:33

Cooking: Everyone Can, Everyone Should

In defense of good food made by you.

02-24
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