The Shallow End

Three friends discussing women‘s favorite shallow topics over a bottle of Prosecco, because the world is crazy enough, and sometimes you just need an escape. Occasionally, we dip our toes in the deep end of the pool, but it‘s rare and doesn‘t last long!

Ep. 98: The Girls Are Back and Not Much Has Changed

The Shallow Girls are back with new content, new Brűmates, new stories, and some of the same old shallow topics. They're on a quest to reach Episode 100 even it takes them 10 years! And you're invited to tag along.  

03-14
45:42

Ep. 97: Don’t Turn Your Back On Those Waves

The Girls enjoyed a late summer vacay with their hubbies, and a good time was had by all. The guys went to play golf and left the Girls alone with four bottles of rum, an egg cooker, and trying to figure out the casual setting on the washer. This week's Prosecco is Gigi and here's the link to the amazing egg-cooking technology that the Girls talk about in this episode.    

08-04
48:45

Ep. 96: Most Girls Don’t Look Good With a Center Part

The girls agree that center parts aren't attractive on most women. Pam's bangs are back, Tammy likes to "dust a little dirt on her face," and Jackie just keeps shopping. This week's Prosecco is Riondo and the cork pop actually set off Tammy's home security system. The Girls are on the search for the best makeup for old skin that hasn't been tested on bunnies or beagles (or any animal for that matter.) A little summer break is on the horizon for The Shallow End - so stay tuned for future episodes. In the future ...

06-20
33:46

Ep. 95: We’re All in the Middle Now

Summer is just more days on the calendar - except it's really hot! The Girls discuss what goes on in a local Polish Lounge. They might be falling back in love with Victoria Emerson, a brisket cookoff is happening with The Shallow End Husbands, and Sam's Club may or or may not be a date night destination. Join the Girls for another conversation about more shallow stuff!

06-10
35:29

Ep. 94: The Artificial Start of Summer

The Girls are podcasting from a new location for the summer! Caterpillar eyebrows are still a thing and summer plans are in full swing.   Happy Memorial Day!

05-27
31:01

Ep. 93: We Like to Google As We Go

Rest in peace, Mickey Gilley - Jackie wears her "I rode the bull at Gilley's" T-shirt in his honor. Pam is all matchy-matchy and pretty in pink, while Tammy shares a story about a special bookmark. You know, just the run of the mill random stuff that you'v come to expect!

05-13
37:50

Ep. 92: Margaritas and Motherhood

The Girls are celebrating Cinco de Mayo and Mother's Day this week! Join them as they discuss the parenting styles of Canadian geese, glamping, yurts and treehouses. And why their new Swig cups have stolen their hearts! Two words: "Dishwasher safe!" Cheers! #swiglife

05-05
27:25

Ep. 91: Does It Go In the Tramp Stamp Area?

Happy Patches to the rescue! When anxiety takes hold (and when does it not?) the girls are hoping these patches will take the edge off. Vici Wellness Nervous Wreck Patches This week's conversation covers: big decks, Mexican leopard for $2.50, and riding the mechanical bull at Gilly's. Pull up a seat and join the Girls for some weekly girl talk. Welcome to The Shallow End!

04-29
27:37

Ep. 90: It’s Rainy and Dreary and We’re Not Drinking

The Girls are taking a 30-day break from Prosecco to let their livers recover. It's graduation and prom season, one Shallow Girl is considering cat grooming as a new career, and clodhoppers is not an appropriate term for women's shoes.

04-22
32:56

Ep. 89: I Got Sunburned AFTER I Put Sunscreen On

This week, the Girls are coming to you from Amelia Island! And what better way to kick off the podcast than with a Prosecco Sunrise: 1/4 cup freshly squeezed orange juice Fill glass with Angelini Prosecco Add a splash of cranberry-pomegranate juice Enjoy the rest of your day! The Girls have discovered sunscreen with sparkles, how to communicate better with each other, the Alfred Hitchcock effect is alive and well, and sharing isn't sharing unless it comes from the heart.  

04-15
26:36

Ep. 88: Do You Want to Vent or Do You Want Advice?

This week's drink is pretty in pink AND gold! It's Viamora Prosecco Rose and it's pretty as well as delicious. The chub rub is real, and the girls are hoping for a remedy in the way of this anti-chafe stick. They're headed off to a working Shallow Girl Getaway weekend to plan for the rest of the year, and they hope to have some fun new content for their listeners.

04-08
28:41

Ep. 87: What’s the Statute of Limitions on Our Crimes?

This week's conversation includes: The most popular items are not always the best. The dark side of chocolate. The best way to get ready. (Makeup, hair, then clothes!) And the useful art of forgery. Have a good week this week!

04-01
33:38

Ep. 86: I Cared a Lot Less About My Hair Today

The Girls are taking a break from video, but never from podcasting! Jackie's birthday celebration keeps spilling over into additional days, there's shopping at Tuesday Morning, drunk kayaking on the lake, and the realization that time spent with your girlfriends is nonnegotiable!  This week's questions include: Do you have a favorite eyebrow? And, do you share desserts? Have a good week this week!

03-28
35:39

Ep. 85: The World Has a Green Tint to It

Happy St. Patrick's Day! The Girls are celebrating with a Prosecco Irish Rose: 1 shot Irish Whiskey 1/2 ounce grenadine 1 ounce lime juice Fill glass with Prosecco Garnish with Maraschino cherry and lime slice And remember it's St. Paddy's Day; not Patty. Get it right! Springing forward has taken its toll on The Girls, or maybe it's the Irish Whiskey. One can never tell. Add a new word to your vocabulary this week - JOMO! It's the opposite of FOMO. And it's OK to experience both.  

03-15
34:23

Ep. 84: Happy Birthday and Anniversary to Us

The girls are celebrating the podcast's 2-year anniversary! Cheers! This week's conversation includes: bathing suit shopping, Pam's bad driving, nipple dimmers, HOA dues and designating a sh!tting bathroom on vacation. Join the celebration - it's like no other!

03-08
31:45

Ep. 83: It’s the Final Blowout

The Girls are celebrating Mardi Gras and living it up! Spring is around the corner and that means bunnies! Grits are on the menu, but not not everyone agrees on how to eat them. All that and more in this week's episode.

02-28
30:44

Ep. 82: Pick Your Own Medicine

The Girls love a good science project! So, they're going to try a new product called Brewsy! Evidently, it turns any bottle of juice into wine! They also love celebrating holidays from the National Day of Calendar. Pinterest is back - did it ever leave? And The Girls talk wedding crashing strategy, because they're problem solvers!

02-21
35:55

Ep. 81: Nothing Says Love Like a Camper

Love is in the air! This week's episode includes talk about stringy lingerie, sister-wives without the sex, Hollywood crushes, and loving your local Mexican restaurant - even when they get shut down for a bad health score. The Girls highly recommend this week's Prosecco selection of Angelini Prosecco DOC (with or without strawberries!).   Happy Valentine's Day from The Shallow Girls!  

02-14
36:23

Ep. 79: We’re Gonna Be a Force to Be Reckoned With

Say goodbye to 2021 and hello to 2022 - which doesn't translate into great New Year's Eve party glasses, but whatever. The Girls ring in the new year with Bottega Pink Gold Prosecco Doc Rosé. Always a good choice! And they've chosen their words for 2022: Faith, Peace and Gratitude. You'll have to listen to learn who chose which word. You just might be a little surprised.   Happy New Year and cheers to 2022!

12-31
34:31

Ep. 78: Recipes and Rules Are Merely Suggestions

This year's Christmas episode kicks off with a Poinsettia or Poinsetta (how do you pronounce it?) Prosecco cocktail. 1/2 ounce orange liqueur 3 ounces cranberry juice 3 ounces favorite Prosecco The Girls visit with Santa and they put the final touches on their Christmas plans. Merry Christmas from The Shallow End.

12-22
37:24

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