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The Shallow End
Author: Schnebly and Toth
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From the Webby Award-winning creators of The Box Of Oddities Podcast comes The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
Friends since childhood, Lindsay Schnebly and Jethro Gilligan Toth have always shared a love for stories of people doing ridiculously dumb things. They found it wildly amusing as young boys. They still do today. This is your invitation to pour a strong drink and join them for true stories that are tragically hilarious.
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The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
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On Episode #179 of TSE, Jethro starts us with a story of a young man consumed with the idea of becoming the “Next Big Thing” in the music business! And if you’re gonna start your own record label, why not shoot for the stars? All this gentleman needed was some money to jump-start his new career. After running through his options, though, he quickly came up with an easy way to score more money than many countries are worth! What could go wrong? Oh, gentle listener, so much! Then Lindsay’s up with a DUI stop in rural Kentucky. Picture it! An on-duty sheriff in his SUV is nearly killed by…well…another on-duty sheriff in his own SUV. Who pulled over whom? Find out in this week’s episode of “The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth."
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In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly.
First up, join us for a hilarious recounting of the misadventures of two inept would-be bandits whose grand heist plan unravels spectacularly when they encounter an unexpected adversary: moderately priced billiard equipment. Discover how their harebrained scheme takes an unexpected turn and ends in a series of comedic missteps that will leave you in stitches.
Then, brace yourself for a cautionary tale that explores the catastrophic consequences of combining a dead whale carcass and dynamite. Join us for the true story of a misguided attempt to dispose of a whale carcass that escalates into a disastrous and hilariously unforgettable spectacle.
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Despite both Jethro and Lindsay oversleeping, the boys put on their big-boy pants, guzzled some coffee, and jumped back into their audio saddles! J.G. kicks things off with the story of a man who thought it smart to rob a bank. But what to wear while committing a felony? A question for the ages. Suffice to say, the gentleman made some unique choices that might have landed him a prize in a bad Drag Revue. (And he still got caught.) Then, Linds takes us to the town of Murray, Kentucky, where a local man nicknamed "Cowboy Cody” took it upon himself to show displeasure at being asked to leave a popular watering hole. But why use a firearm when Mother Nature can provide so many other things to be used as a weapon? (Hint: it rhymes with “raccoon.”) Enjoy this week’s dip in "The Shallow End!"
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The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com
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The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
advertising@airwavemedia.com
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Episode #174 of The Shallow End is anything but shallow! Jethro has the story of a Florida Man who robbed a gas station – but proved to be the single kindest man never to do so. So how did the cops have time to show up and catch him in the act? Well, it’s all about being polite, isn’t it! Then Lindsay goes down under (both geographically and in gastro-intestinal fashion) with the story of a woman who served a very "special lunch" to four guests. What happened? Hint: You may want to skip the mushrooms next time you’re invited to dinner – and go straight to the dessert! Enjoy this week’s brand new episode!
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This week, Jethro and Lindsay are both in Seattle for the opening night of The Box of Oddities Fall Tour! 🎉 The bad news? We’ll be dipping back into the Audio Vault once again for another classic episode. The good news? A brand-new, fresh-from-the-audio-oven episode will be waiting for you next week. Thanks for hanging with us while we hit the road—we promise it’ll be worth the wait.
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Because it’s Labor Day week and we’re all emotionally wearing flip-flops, we’re rolling out a classic from the vault — one of your faves, featuring the ever-delightful Kat!
First up, JG tells the cautionary tale of two friends who loved pranking each other… until one of them decided to take things a skosh too far. What starts as harmless hijinks quickly turns into “well now we both need therapy.” Spoiler alert: someone ends up questioning the definition of fun and also probably friendship.
Then, Lindsay takes us on a majestic, chaotic trip back to the Civil War — where a certain overconfident general basically declared “Mission Accomplished” before the actual mission. It’s a tale of hubris, miscalculations, and the historical equivalent of sending the “I’m outside” text 30 minutes too early.
And Kat? She’s here to provide the logic and the light existential dread.
This is an episode about pranks, pride, and the perils of speaking before thinking. Also, friendship. And probably head injuries.
🎧 Press play. Revisit. Regret nothing.
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The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show
combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show
combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact
advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact
advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact
advertising@airwavemedia.com
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The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact
advertising@airwavemedia.com
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In this summer replacement episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpected tip. Then, there's a right way and a wrong way to cook a steak. Guess which one we're going to talk about?
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On episode #164, Linds leads us into The Shallow End with the grim tale of a mortician who found a creative way to cremate bodies more “efficiently.” It’s simple science, actually. Why cremate just one body at a time when you can fit 10 or 12 bodies in the same oven? What could possibly go wrong? Then JG takes us to the shores of Texas’ Gulf Coast, where a young man named Chad saw something so sweet wash up on the beach, he just had to plant a big ol’ kiss on it! Young men in their early 20s, fueled by a thirst for summer adventures and a few too many beers, equals guaranteed hilarity! Slather on the sunscreen and join us in The Shallow End!
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Episode #163 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth has more references to Scotland than you can shake a bagpipe at! JG shares the story if how Scottish Highlanders weren’t content to stay at home when England was so close. So what did the Highlanders receive in return for their desire to rape, pillage and plunder? Some karma so big, that it might be one of the biggest Shallow End moments in the history of Mankind! Then Lindsay tells us about a man who went to a “gentleman’s club” in Clearwater, Florida with $300 and a dream. It ended with a call to 911. (That would be HIS call to 911.) Slather on the sunscreen and sit by the deep end, kiddos! ‘Cuz the Shallow End is crowded this week!
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Episode #162 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is hotter than a doorknob in hell! Jethro begins with the tale of a man with a shady past who got pulled over by the police in Orange County, CA. When you have a history of brushes with the law, and you get pulled over by the police, what’s the best way to handle it? That’s easy! Just tell them you’re someone else! Say, your brother. Yeah! Just tell them you’re your brother! Then Lindsay tells us about a very inventive bank robber who planned “the perfect getaway.” Why bother with a car when you can float a rubber tube down a nearby creek?
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It may be the beginning of summer, but the boys are back at work! In today’s technology-filled world of crime fighting, Jethro has a story of two criminals brought down mid-crime spree by one of mankind’s oldest problems – good old-fashioned dog poop! Then Lindsay tells us about a Texas woman who brought an unusual “treat” to her daughter’s fifth-grade school party. Everything was going well – until most of the kids ended up slightly buzzed. And staggering to the nurse’s office. And that’s when the cops were called! Episode 161 is up and ready to entertain!
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The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices




I know you guys aren't here anymore but I sure love love love you !!! I tried to get all 3 of the podcasts on Himalaya but they said they don't have podcasts anymore. WTH ??
I absolutely LOVED this story !!! I will be smiling for the rest of the day ! Thank you Lindsay 💋
OMG! If he comes to the Chicago show I'll straight up die. Getting to meet them all at once would be happiness overload!!
"I'm sure it was tagged for evidence, but not sure."
30 story??? I used to watch those guys in Seattle no less on those scaffolding much higher than 30 stories or on the dome roofs, etc. those guys ... i was always impressed. and very thankful about them doing their jobs! my windows were clean!!
Should have had a warning before Jethro's deer story. Brutal & graphic.
The beginning of the episode just proves how perfectly observant Lindsay is lol
ha! a k-car. mine was a stick shift on top of the k-caredness of it all 😜
LOL "A plumbing betrayal ' Omggg...I'm dying here !!!
So glad to hear Lyns & Nan are safe and home. Our hearts go out to your fellow Cali neighbors and loved one's who are struggling with the fires.
not every dam thing has to be overly embellished. getting old
given your story, the film was popular due to its intimacy. though I haven't seen it. thanks for doing what you do.
it's in 80s here in Ga.and I'm sick of it ! I'm from the glorious Pacific Northwest. I miss it.Mt Rainer reaching for the sky,smell of the ocean,lakes,rivers,creeks,mountains... sigh. Unfortunately I've seen pic's of areas around Seattle that break my heart. Olympia also.
omggg !!! Nobody stopped this jackass Doctor when he had the liver and spleen mixed up BEFORE the surgery started ? Or even when other Doctors said he didn't have the necessary skill to perform the surgery !? Or when this killer got ready to slice an artery??? Listen to the podcast Dr Death. You'll never be the same.
I love these two !!!!
Ya'll I cringed so hard during JG's part! Oh that was painfully funny to listen to lol.
The Snake story freaked me the F out !!! BTW I have not been able to find Nan's Podcast.Looked many times.
I'm going to watch that movie tonight !!!
Always trust the oak trees and the fuzzy caterpillars lol
When I was young and froggy,I got a tattoo on my stomach about 4 inches from my left hip bone. It hurt like hell ! None of the others hurt near as much. Am I wired wrong ???