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The Shallow End

Author: Schnebly and Toth

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From the Webby Award-winning creators of The Box Of Oddities Podcast comes The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.

Friends since childhood, Lindsay Schnebly and Jethro Gilligan Toth have always shared a love for stories of people doing ridiculously dumb things. They found it wildly amusing as young boys. They still do today. This is your invitation to pour a strong drink and join them for true stories that are tragically hilarious.

36 Episodes
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It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a stupid yet polite home invader that really likes chicken. WARNING! Listening to episode 34 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Make good choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your listening! Protect your privilege to listen to The Shallow End by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times. Stop setting things on fire! Lindsay has details. And then, Jg wants you to know that there's a time and place for drunken golf cart hijinx. Tumble dry episode 33 on low heat only.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
There are just some things one shouldn't put in one's pants. JG has the blow-by-blow details. And then Lindsay asks the question, " What's the most embarrassing reason to go to the emergency room?" He then answers that very question. Caution: Episode 32's filling is hot.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Lindsay tells us about one of the most popular forms of mass entertainment a century ago. It involved explosions, shrapnel, and twisted steel wreckage. And then JG has the hilarious mishaps of a prankster with little common sense. Warning! Discontinue listening to episode 31 if minor intestinal cramping persists.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
What happens when you're attempting to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright? JG has the amusing details. And then Lindsay tells us why we should never fiddle about with the weather. Episode 30 is not an actual attorney but a paid spokesperson. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apparently, there was a recent spate of incredibly bad decisions at a Minnesota middle school. Lindsay has the chilling details. Then JG regales us with a tale involving bad timing, stupidity, and a Chicago muffler shop. Avoid allowing episode 29 coming in contact with mucous membranes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Some sports fans take things a bit too far. Jethro has the details of this cautionary tale. Then Lindsay asks, "can a house divided stand after all?" Attention! Tumble dry episode 28 on low heat only.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to episode 27, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sometimes Karma is not so instant. Sometimes it takes decades. JG has the details. And then, Lindsay regales us with what is possibly the most hilarious accident report ever filed. Caution! Listening to episode 26 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jethro has a surprisingly hilarious story involving a propane torch and a pail of gasoline. And then Lindsay reminds us to never underestimate our senior citizens. Especially those that are heavily armed. Warning! Episode 25 should never be listened to near an open flame.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
What do three hapless middle school janitors have in common with Bill Murray's character from the movie Caddyshack? JG has the story of a very resilient gopher who gets the last laugh. Then Lindsay warns us of the dangers involved when you're not a very good smuggler. Warning! Episode 24 is for external use only.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jethro has a story of a drunk Canadian who made bad choices and the police officer that punked him. And then, a guy caused quite a scene on the Interstate all because he didn't want to pay for an Uber. Hardhat and safety goggles are not required but are recommended when listening to Episode 22 of The Shallow End.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane can have bad end results. Lindsay has the story. Then, Jethro tells us of a murderer who jumped bail and was on the lam for over three decades. Don't worry. He gets his in a most delightful way. Episode 22 is freshest if listened to before date on carton.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Don't you love it when a horrible person gets their comeuppance in the end? Jethro has the story. And then, Lindsay has details on why it's not a good idea to cut corners when constructing a major dam. Warning! While listening to Episode 20, avoid contact with mucous membranes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jethro reports on a terrible mishap in the meat section at an Arizona Walmart. And then Lindsay gives us pointers on how not to burgle a store. WARNING! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 19 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
They say, "pride comes before the fall." Lindsay has a perfect example of this when one man decides his thievin' skills made him invincible. Then, Jethro reminds us that you can't learn everything from a Youtube video and that some things are best left to the professionals. Warning! Contents of Episode 18 may have settled during shipment.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Some people will do anything for delicious fresh baked goods. Jethro has a story of a guy who takes it to a whole different level. And then Lindsay has our very first listener-submitted story involving what would become an awesome display of pyrotechnics. Our 17th episode ontains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Comments (20)

Happy⚛️Heritic

The world no longer has to ponder what Gweneth Paltrow's vagina smells like...a scented blend of smugness, pseudoscience & tuna.

Jan 25th
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Happy⚛️Heritic

Ugg... I LOATHE Gweneth Paltrow & her dangerous misinformation pseudo science bulls#*t.

Jan 18th
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Nicholas Andrew

This podcast is hilarious!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Nov 26th
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Denise Nichols

Heyyyy !!! Where'd ya'll go,,???? I haven't seen a new podcast on awhile.Did I miss an announcement? Np fair getting us freaks addicted,then taking out fix !!! The three of you make me laugh,think,read more often,revived my interest in all things bizarre. All three of you have minds like steel traps.Clever plays on words,adlibs,outakes that make the air,breaking into crazy songs ...makes me love you even more! I'm 71 and was so lucky to have parents that let me free range growing up near Seattle WA.Rode my horses camped, looked thru long abandoned houses some left like someone just walked out. Kids...put down down the video games and go explore But..be safe,carry a phone. Booooyah MoFo's !!!

Oct 18th
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Happy⚛️Heritic

Another 5-star podcast from these awesome hosts! Been listening since the first episode. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Sep 21st
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Denise Nichols

Theres no way Kats going to be able to just be producer.Shes going to get in there a bit at a timee till she's in the boys podcast. betcha! I was curious about the podcast .Two guys with a long friendship ,both so funny ,having a grand time. Loving it !!!

Sep 13th
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Venka Anderson

Keep up the good work. Love your podcast!

Aug 31st
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Denise Nichols

I remember in Ep 1 Kat said she would shut heric off and just listen. I knew this wouldn't last! This Episode will truly be the Boys podcast. They can't be chastised for anything. lmao

Aug 31st
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Bea Kiddo

The breakfast cereal injury attorney bit was hilarious. If I was eating my cereal, definitely would have had a spit take incident, at least. 😆

Aug 28th
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Mark Probasco

Could not stop laughing and gasping at the same time about the things ending up in people's ass!!! Lol Love this new podcast!!

Jul 29th
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LadyMae

I enjoy this podcast so much that I'm always surprised when each episode ends.

Jul 29th
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Anita Simaganis

am I in the shallow end?

Jul 7th
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Anita Simaganis

omg I can't believe I did this to myself I decided to listen to this podcast a second time because I had actually forgotten the content when I listened previously I had to stop at the first mention of vault toilet o yah now I remember

Jul 5th
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Anita Simaganis

no no I will not retain ANY of those imaginations

Jun 29th
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Kelly Baker Knight

Very good! I'm thrilled to finally get to listen to these!

Jun 18th
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LadyMae

SO EXCITED!

Jun 15th
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