Definition of legend: an extremely famous or notorious person, especially in a particular field. Greg has finally fixed the audio. They discuss controversial (urban) legends, tiny apendages, and very on brand ranking for the start of spooky season.
Greg still fumbles his way through audio while scrapping an entire episode and hoping this one is hardly good enough. It's important for the masses to hear my progression to becoming an audio wizard while watching the New York Yanks take game 3.
NEW AUDIO ALERT - Ryan and Greg test out the new audio. Ears can wiggle and hypotheticals are out. Cangro is away and about taking more stellar photography while Greg and Ryan figure out some rankings
Lend thy ears for another episode of The Shaved Bear before heading out to the Renaissance Faire. Two very special guests join us for some phone addiction counseling along with some rankings of the notorious.
AUDIO ALERT Honestly feel free to skip this. I fucked up the audio royally, and for that, I am ever-so-sorry. It's out for the sake of consistency. If you do listen, however, well then Cangro had himself a time with a girl at a concert and Greg spent his weekend with friends in a Pennsylvania hideaway - The Poconos.
If you understand the title, you'll understand a sect of the episode. In a well over-done topic, Cangro ranks his favorite beers. Greg has been asked for a weird thing in his life. What have you done with your PSP?
In the midst of Augtober, we pray the sweaty dog days of summer are over. What type of Halloween candy are you alright with seeing at the bottom of the bag? Cangro makes old work of his new camera. Greg is a pig and deserves IBS.
Fresh haircuts are about. Greg has recently moved on from a local haircutting establishment. Cangro has found a new celebrity crush. Do you think you could beat your Dad in a fight?
Pour up, we made it. It may have taken us a month (Greg's fault), but we have made it to our 50th episode in a year! 90% consistency, 10% travel. Cangro ups his game with a new camera. Greg goes into his Maine hiatus and Big Time Rush concert. We do the whitest thing possible: rank rap lyrics.
It's a hot one. Touching 100F degrees, Greg and Cangro recap their weekends while trying to not die of heat exhaustion. How recognizable is Squidward? Rankings stay hot.
AUDIO APOLOGY - I was foolish to not realize, but one of us (Not Greg) played with a binder clip the entire episode, so mind the very miniscule clips here and there. Greg can't stop eating a food he can't spell correctly. The traveling blood donation bus. Cangro sees his rankings properly.
Cangro is back from a long weekend of hanging out with the up and coming faces of country music in Nashville. Greg has thoughts for homeless people. What's the worst thing you could do on a plane?
The prodigal son has returned, and welcomed with open arms at that. Cangro is happy to be back and the Empire State is happy to have him back. Greg and Cangro get into pride, get into rankings, and of course, get into movies either of us haven't seen.
Cangro is convinced of these things he will never do. Greg has discovered a dirty pet of the graduating class of 2025 in Rhode Island. 'Choose your fighter' is explained beautifully for the first time.
Cangro has BIG NEWS. Greg has much smaller news but a life-changing wedding to discuss. Cangro doesn't know he's famous. The rankings get nuptial.
The 'Ham'gover starring Greg. One man, too much ham. Don't go around messing up the tip. Cangro isn't sure if he has ever been in love. Is Chet Hanks the swaggiest white boy in the game?
The boys are back in the basement after a suprise twist. Our biological clocks are ticking now. Greg has an uber drive for the books. Keep an eye on your snakes.
TECHINCAL ISSUES - We kick off the episode with a teeny audio hiccup. We stumbled, yet we found our way. Cangro has his most random encounter yet. Pigeons might actually be considered 'fine dining'. Which nostalgia hits the hardest?
Cangro gets GOT on an original April Fool's joke. We go through all the banned words in the classroom of an average 14yr old. Kanye has no place in this atmospshere any longer.