It’s a blast in your ears! This season, give the gift that keeps on giving… which is an automated gift-giving machine available for purchase on Amanazi errr… Scamazon. Darn autocorrect is set to They-Live. Should be on cat-video. There, that’s petter. Now curl up and enjoy the meowpisode! And hunt all humans! Odd… it was […]
Times have changed. Also, they haven’t. This definitely isn’t the future that Demolition Man promised us. And where is that fucking sequel, by the way? Do it now, before we lose them. Anyway, welcome back! To us! Live and as persons! Check it out! Ok. Go listen to it.
“Gelatinous and oceanic… is how they will describe this podcast.”
“You should be humiliated, just having your balls out like that. They’re so tiny. And there’s WAY too many of them, to be quite honest. You haven’t even entered puberty. What gender is this even? You have so many balls. And you’re so young.” “Stop being a dick and start being a dude” “What an […]
In this epidude we cover topics from a prosthetically modified t-rex to political doomism to binge watching to psychopathy, and everything in between! #obvi
“Add one part yogurt, one part leather couch, and you got yourself an apocalypse yogurt” “Quit being such a can’t!” “When you woke up today, before you even registered that you were a person, you were already an asshole.”