The Simon Christopher Show

 Today we discuss weird dudes rubbing one out in public washrooms and somehow end up talking about cranking one out to your wife in sex clubs. Hey man... I had nothing to do with it. Appreciate ya!

Hello there! Im back! its been a fun last month, I've missed you. I was a meme and now its pride month! Love is love, cunts! 

Today we talk about why my apartment smells like seafood, the word Cunt, rollercoasters making people retarded, and Forrest Gump. Its a good one, cunts! www.thesimonchristophershow.com

Today I go over my biggest video to date: Drinking laxatives and super gluing my butt shut. It just passed 3 million views, and figured it would be fun to relive the chaos that has spawned oh so many memes. www.thesimonchristophershow.com

I have alot of tattoos, and i get most of them hammered as all f*ck. Today I tell the stories of my dumbest ones thus far. www.thesimonchristophershow.com

Today we go down the rabbit hole that is the weirdest and most f*cked up porn I could find. You saw that guy get f'ed to death by a horse? I've seen worse. Also, jokes about stuff and things. Weeee! www.thesimonchristophershow.com

I announce that I am running for Prime Minister of Canada, we talk YouTube history vs Porn History and I answer possibly the most f*cked up question I've ever been asked. Also Floyd Mayweather is a madman.  -ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-simon-christopher-show/id1350444312?mt=2 -PODBEAN: https://thesimonchristophershow.podbean.com/ -STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-simon-christopher-show -GOOGLE PLAY: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ij2e3m7xc4ugzznaivjxw43dmga?t=The_Simon_Christopher_Show -FULL VIDEO SHOW ON PATREON https://www.patreon.com/thesimonchristophershow -Watch my streams on Twitch! Twitch.tv/simonchristopher -INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thesimonchristophershow/ -BUY MERCH: https://shop.skyou.com/collections/the-simon-christopher-show -CHECK OUT THE SECOND CHANNEL! https://www.youtube.com/tscs2   Twitter: @MyNamesSimon SnapChat: EasilyOffensive   Business shit: simonchristophertv@gmail.com   Music: Jesus Was A Popstar by Foresight For The Blind   Check out our sub reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/PainIsFunny

Today we see the ramblings of a hung over mad man. Lots of fun stories and things that piss me off. Enjoy! Im real tired. But I promise I'm hilarious.   -ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-simon-christopher-show/id1350444312?mt=2 -STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-simon-christopher-show -GOOGLE PLAY: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ij2e3m7xc4ugzznaivjxw43dmga?t=The_Simon_Christopher_Show -FULL VIDEO SHOW ON PATREON https://www.patreon.com/thesimonchristophershow

Hey kids! Today I tell some stories of my management screwing me and almost suing them, when I got black out drunk in a casino and was woken up by security covered in blood with no idea why or how, and also my biggest problem with Red Dead Redemption 2. Have fun!

Today I go completely off the rails with fight stories because some asshole cunt made me come in real hot! The testosterone is peaking, and the rants and raves are very real! I talk fighting, jiu jitsu, and almost dying in China. WEEEEE!   -FULL VIDEO SHOW ON PATREON https://www.patreon.com/thesimonchristophershow -INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thesimonchristophershow/ -BUY MERCH: https://shop.skyou.com/collections/the-simon-christopher-show

This is by far my new favourite. Not hard when theres only three to choose from, but god damn its gets better as it goes on. If you dont laugh at least 25 times, you accidentally muted your phone so start again and start counting.   -FULL VIDEO SHOW ON PATREON https://www.patreon.com/thesimonchristophershow -INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thesimonchristophershow/ -BUY MERCH: https://shop.skyou.com/collections/the-simon-christopher-show

Today on the show we talk about all things weird. From ass to mouth, to french people murdering dogs which I dont condone obviously, its another fun day at the office. Oh, we do "scenes from the wallet" as well as go over some of my latest hateful youtube comments!   -FULL VIDEO SHOW ON PATREON https://www.patreon.com/thesimonchristophershow -INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thesimonchristophershow/ -BUY MERCH: https://shop.skyou.com/collections/the-simon-christopher-show