The Simpsons Did It

Time to introduce a new family member into the town of Springfield. No it is not another Simpson. This week we learn that Mr. Burns has a long lost son who just so happens to be hitchhiking as the Simpsons are driving back from a outing. We are talking about Season 8 Episode 4 Burns, Baby Burns. Come find out where this long lost son has been hiding all these years and what the difference between cider and juice are. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. I got not regard at all.

Hi, I'm Steven Sklansky, you might remember me from such Podcasts as Loot Time or Pod This Day. Today we will be discussing how a guy like Troy winds up with a guy like Selma. That's right we are talking about Season 7 episode 19 A Fish Called Selma. Come find out how Troy met Selma and how his life changes because of being seen with a woman. Also, can Selma find happy ending with Troy. We will also give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.

Have you ever been attracted to a product spokes person or had a traumatic childhood experience? Then this episode is definitely for you. Homer and Marge each have their own story lines for you to laugh over. We are talking about Season 13 Episode 7 The Blunder Years. Come find out which sexy paper towel man Marge has the hots for. Also, what had Homer so scared he was screaming for days. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. Look at me! I'm Angie Dickenson!

Do you believe your fortune cookies will come true? I mean who writes those things anyway? Well this week Homer Simpson does. He is taking on a new job to help people find meaning in their life, even one old man in need of love. We are talking about Season 13 Episode 4 A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love. Come find out what leads Homer to this new job and what fortune does he write to get Mr. Burns dating again. Also, can Homer handle being Mr. Burns wing man? We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and character profile at the end. You will find true love on Flag Day.

Have you ever wanted to run your own bar? This seems like a dream most guys tend to have. When Moe heads out of town Homer is put in charge, can he succeed where Moe failed. We are talking about Season 13 Episode 3 Homer the Moe. Come find out what leads Moe back to his old school and what he does to change his bar. Also, can Homer run a bar out of his garage? We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. All this yelling is taking away my horny.

When you were young, did you ever get into trouble? Well this week Bart gets into a lot of trouble after crashing a police car. We are talking about Season 13 Episode 2 The Parent Rap. Come find out what Bart's punishment is and can the family survive. Also, are the Simpsons actually bad parents? We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. What??

It's a new season of The Simpsons and that means it's time to scare the pants off all of you...and probably curse you for all the trouble you caused me. That's right we are talking about Season 13 Episode 1 Treehouse of Horror XII with as always our very special guest Nick Morgan. Come find out why making a home smart could be the death of you and what happens with a witch and wizard in your family. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and our favorite segment of the 3. Gee, you strangle him all the time, and that never happens.

Have you ever ridden the rails with a hobo, trading stories for sponge bathes? Well this week the Simpsons are going on vacation the hard way because Homer shook his fist at the airport. This week we are talking about the Season 12 finale Episode 21 Simpsons Tall Tales. The hobo on the rails is going to tell us 3 tall tales as the Simpsons head to Delaware. We will learn the origan of Paul Bunyan and Babe, how the buffalo went extinct and the story of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. Oh, boy! Buffalo testicles!

Let's go the YMCA. That's right is time to try out new things, maybe even play some basketball. But be careful injuries can lead to new job opportunities. We are talking about Season 13 Episode 20 Children of a Lesser Clod. Come find out how Homer gets injured and how it changes his life. Can he be the father to every kid in Springfield but his own? We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and character profile at the end. You will go from slopper to propper.

Have you ever lost a loved one that you just couldn't let go of? Was your house covered in their memory. We this week we are going to see if Ned Flanders can move on from his wife. We are talking about Season 12 Episode 19 I'm Goin' to Praiseland. Come find out what triggered Ned to start to move on from Maude and who is the man to help him do it. Also we will find out what it is like to be a part of a miracle. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. You may feel a slight chocolatey sensation

Have you ever gotten your thumb cut off while trying to get some freshly baked brownies? Well this week we see Homer gets his thumb chopped off by a knife wielding Marge. We are talking about Season 12 Episode 18 Trilogy of Error. Come with us as we talk about the 3 separate adventures the Simpsons go on that all come to one crazy conclusion. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. Lingo is dead.

Have you ever won a trip to a different country? Did it go the way to expected or were there twists and turns along the way? This week the Simpsons are going to Africa. We are talking about Season 12 Episode 17 Simpson Safari. Find out how the Simpsons won a trip to Africa and learn all about the wonderful animals of the land. Also, will the bag boys finally end their strike and get back to work. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and character profile at the end. Everybody loves diamonds.

Have you ever wanted to beat up the nerds at your school? Well this week we are going to find out why that is and what we can do about it. We are talking about Season 12 Episode 16 Bye Bye Nerdie. Come find out who shows up to Springfield Elementary that starts Lisa's science experiment. Also, can Homer start a successful baby-proofing company or will he go to far. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. Suck fist, Dr. Dork.

What would you do if your favorite baseball team you never watched was moving to a new city? Well come find out what happens when Homer discovers that the Isotopes might just be leaving Springfield. We are talking about Season 12 Episode 15 Hungry, Hungry Homer. Come find out what a trip to Blockoland does to make Homer help the little guy. Also, can Homer go the distance without eating to save his towns baseball team from moving. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. Meh.

Who is a fan of boy bands and also joining the Navy? Well this week you might be persuaded to like both. This week we are talking about Season 12 Episode 14 New Kids on the Blecch with our very special guest Matthew Schofield. Come find out if Milhouse, Bart, Nelson and Ralph can become to worlds biggest boy band or will the government just shut them down. Also, can Homer win a marathon? We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. Yvan Eht Nioj!!!!

Do you like receiving notes at work? Well, this week Krusty does not take kindly to notes, he just quits. Oh, and Sideshow Bob is back to kill him. We are talking about Season 12 Episode 13 Day of the Jackanapes with our very special guest Jayden Libran. As a special treat Jayden is going to talk about his trip to a Simpsons table read, then we are going to kill Krusty the Clown. Ok, not us. Come find out how Sideshow Bob is going to end Krusty and can he go through with it? We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and character profile at the end. Is that your ultimate response?

If you had the option to give your father the best funeral ever or build a tennis court, what would you do? My thoughts exactly. This week the Simpsons are getting a tennis court. We are talking about Season 12 Episode 12 Tennis the Menace. Come find out what let the Simpsons to get there new court. Can Homer finally win a match or will Marge replace him with someone better. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. It's better to watch stuff, then to do stuff.

Do you have trouble making friends that aren't in the comic or action figures? Well this week we learn to make new friends with the Comic Book Guy. We are talking about Season 12 Episode 11 Worst Episode Ever with a very special guest Michael Price writer for the Simpsons. Come find out what leads to the Comic Book Guy needing to find new friends and maybe falling in love. Also, find out what happens when Comic Book Guy puts Bart and Milhouse in charge of running the comic book store. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. Worst episode ever.

Are you an artist and a convict? Well this is the episode for you. Sometimes you find the best artist in the most unlikely of places. This week we are talking about Season 12 Episode 10 Pokey Mom. Come find out how Marge find this diamond in the rough painter and where this painter finds a new job. Also, find out if Homer's new chiropractor business can survive. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have miss and a character profile at the end. Puma Pride, Puma Pride!!!

When was the last time you sat down and thought, boy am I stupid? Did you check to see if you have something stuck in your brain? Well this week someone does have something stuck in their brain and big changes happen when it comes out. We are talking about Season 12 Episode 9 HOMR with a very special guest Bec Fordyce-Fuller. We will find out how Homer discovers he has a crayon lodged in his brain and can he live with the consequences of it being removed. We will give you our favorite parts and quotes, things you may have missed and a character profile at the end. Extended warranty, how can I lose.