The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast feat. Justin Halpern, Patrick Schumacker and Tommy Johnagin

Patrick and Justin are STILL dead (listen to Justin's new podcast "Fuck The Chargers), but Tommy is alive and well. So listen to his new podcast "The Local News" and give it 5-stars on iTunes. Here's Episode 8: "Legally Dead" for your ear enjoyment.

Unfortunately Patrick and Justin are dead, but Tommy Johnagin isn't! So check out his new podcast "The Local News". Hosted by Tommy and comedian Alex Stone, they report on new stories each week that won't make you sad. Fear not - Tommy still talks about why it's ok to have sex with dead bodies...   Subscribe to "The Local News" podcast on iTunes or Stitcher or wherever else podcasts are given away for free.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, Tommy talks about his experience paying somebody to organize his house for him, the stress of moving, the wild life that lives in their respective homes, Justin explains that his exterminator hates possums more than anybody should, Patrick talk about his family vacation and how much his child hates to drive, Tommy discusses his man boobs, and then the guys talk about getting in shape and, of course, ass hair.    Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address or show twitter, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave only a 5-star review. We don’t need your negativity.   This episode is brought to you by Zoloft, Wonder Woman, and Zac Efron's trainer.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, the guys discuss Justin’s android phone and why he won’t get an iPhone, what would happen if they sent their wives a dick pic, Patrick took a shower with his child for the first (and last) time, the guys body shame themselves and talk about sleeping naked, Justin shares all of the times that he’s shit the bed, and then they reveal that they often blame farts on their children.    Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address or show twitter, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave only a 5-star review. We don’t need your negativity.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, the guys talk about the dark side of "The Pout-Pout Fish" book, new trends in burglary, home security and saftey, what to do when your child has a meltdown in public, Justin talks about his son's budding friendship with Luis Guzman, different approaches when disciplining your child, the horrors of having a third child, and Tommy reveals that he doesn't want testicular cancer.    Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address or show twitter, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave only a 5-star review. We don’t need your negativity.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, the guys answer the age old question "Would you masturbate in front of your grandfather if it helped him reach heaven?", talk about if they want to go to their own funeral, Justin shares an alleged story about Eric Gagne allegedly harassing his former co-worker, the saga of Miles shitting on the potty continues, Tommy reveals that he doesn't understand how bad breath or stomachs work, and vigilante justice.   Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address or show twitter, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave only a 5-star review. We don’t need your negativity.   This episode is not brought to you by Canada Dry or Nickleback. 

This week on the Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, the guys talk about Tommy being suspicious of people who work with children, “New Age” day care techniques, Justin talks about his kids constantly being sick, they call out 5-year-old Atticus for being a bad architect, Justin tells a story about using Nair on his ass and then using the removed hair as a weapon, and then they wrap things up by talking about their butts.   Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address or twitter account, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave only a 5-star review. We don’t need your negativity.

Season 2 of The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast is here! Hosts Tommy Johnagin, Patrick Schumacker, and Justin Halpern give an update on the “Miles Potty” saga, discuss the trouble of finding alone time once you have children who are sentient, Patrick talks about his daughter’s new Jamaican accent, the guys debate if locking doors when your wife is home is suspicious, the lengths that they’ve gone to avoid having their wives see them jerk off, and then talk about Orlando Bloom paddle boarding naked.    Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave a 5-Star Review! We aren’t accepting any negative reviews at this time.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast hosts Tommy Johnagin, Patrick Schumacker, and Justin Halpern announce that today's episode is the final episode of 'Season 1'! Season 2 of the podcast will come back in 2017, so please subscribe to the podcast on iTunes and refresh your feeds every day until the show returns.   You can follow the guys on Twitter @justin_halpern, @tommyjohnagin, and @PMSchumacker!     Subscribe to the podcast on iTunes or Stitcher to immediately know when the podcast returns and leave us a 5-star review!

Unfortunately everybody on the podcast is dead this week, but the guys will be back soon! Until then, enjoy this "classic" episode originally released in the very distant past of May 2016! This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast hosts Tommy Johnagin, Patrick Schumacker, and Justin Halpern discuss how to deal with kids when they lie, initiating sex with your spouse, Justin's kid pooping in the potty, Patricks's vacation woes, elderly sex, and living forever. You can follow the guys on Twitter @justin_halpern, @tommyjohnagin, and @PMSchumacker!   You should also subscribe to the show on iTunes or Stitcher and leave a 5-Star Review. 

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast Patrick is still dead, but he will be back next week, so hosts Tommy Johnagin and Justin Halpern discuss Tommy's recent pregnancy scare, Justin's sleep deprivation, the huge difference between having two and three kids, accidentally dropping your children, and vasectomies. You can email the show to our email address: SixHundredDollarPod@Gmail.com   You should also subscribe to the show on iTunes or Stitcher and leave a five star review. The show is not accepting 1-4 star reviews at this time.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast Patrick Schumacker is still dead (and won't be back for another two weeks), so hosts Tommy Johnagin and Justin Halpern talk about Justin's experience in therapy, how good sleep is for you, the difficulties of going on vacation with children, proper massage etiquette, discuss stress and why young people don't actually have any yet, then the podcast ends on a surprisingly motivation note.    You can email the show to our email address: SixHundredDollarPod@Gmail.com   You should also subscribe to the show on iTunes or Stitcher and leave a five star review. The show is not accepting 1-4 star reviews at this time.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast Patrick Schumacker is out taking care of his sick child, so hosts Tommy Johnagin and Justin Halpern talk about projecting their own insecurities onto their children, the issues with having sex in the general vicinity of your children, potty humor, how going to the bathroom in the woods is both the most terrifying and freeing moment you can have, and what a "prankster" Tommy's dad is.    The show has a new email address! It's SixHundredDollarPod@Gmail.com! You should email it!   You should subscribe to the show on iTunes or Stitcher and leave the show a 5-star rating. The podcast is not accepting 1-4 star reviews at this time.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, hosts Tommy Johnagin, Patrick Schumacker, and Justin Halpern weren't able to record a new episode, so we revisit "classic" debates such as "Is it ok to sleep with a dead body?" and "What should I call my child's genitals" and remember stories like Justin being shamed for picking his nose and Tommy dishing out vigilante road justice. Today's show also features clips from the previously unreleased first recorded episode of the podcast, which included such gems as the time that Justin was locked in his car by a raccoon, Patrick's wife having a road rage experience, and monkeys masturbating in zoos. Enjoy!   The show has a new email address! It's SixHundredDollarPod@Gmail.com! You should email it!   You should subscribe to the show on iTunes or Stitcher and leave the show a 5-star rating. The podcast is not accepting 1-4 star reviews at this time.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, hosts Tommy Johnagin, Patrick Schumacker, and Justin Halpern talk about what is going to happen when their kids start listening to the podcast, breast feeding, debate if and why it's harder being a mother, Justin explains how his son is taking advantage of the RIE parenting method, then the guys talk about being freaked out if their baby was born with various adult traits, the difference between caring for baby boys and girls, Patrick shares a story about his trip to Comic-Con and getting denied entrance to a party, and then debate the proper etiquette surrounding sneaking into a party.   The show has a new email address! It's SixHundredDollarPod@Gmail.com! You should email it!   You should subscribe to the show on iTunes or Stitcher and leave the show a 5-star rating. The podcast is not accepting 1-4 star reviews at this time.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, hosts Tommy Johnagin, Patrick Schumacker, and Justin Halpern discuss Tommy's difficulty adjusting to a normal work schedule, Justin talks about the time he encountered a secret shopper, they finally answer the age old question 'How cheap can McDonalds sell 200 McNuggets before people get suspicious', break down and define 'Riblets', give their reviews of Applebee's, talk about St. Louis cuisine, Justin reveals that he thinks his traits would make his daughter ugly, and the guys discuss what traits their children acquired from them.   The show has a new email address! It's SixHundredDollarPod@Gmail.com! You should email it!   You should subscribe to the show on iTunes or Stitcher and leave the show a 5-star rating. The podcast is not accepting 1-4 star reviews at this time.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast hosts Tommy Johnagin, Patrick Schumacker, and Justin Halpern discuss the pros and cons of family vacations, compare vacations before and after having children, 'fart science', the difficulties of taking your children out to dinner, having nights out without your kids, Justin relives the trauma of his engagement photos, Tommy talks about the bits that his daughter does and Justin shares a story about his 21st birthday.   The show has a new email address! It's SixHundredDollarPod@Gmail.com!   You should subscribe to the show on iTunes or Stitcher and leave the show a 5-star rating. The podcast is not accepting 1-4 star reviews at this time.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast hosts Tommy Johnagin, Patrick Schumacker, and Justin Halpern discuss books that they've recently read, Justin reveals his shockingly strict rules about how much people are allowed to enjoy entertainment, how they each deal with breakups, dry spells, Justin shares an amazing story involving a lot of Chinese food and tissues, and then the guys share the last time that they've cried.   The show has a new email address! It's SixHundredDollarPod@Gmail.com! But please don't let Justin know if this podcast has inspired you or given you any strength.   You should subscribe to the show on iTunes or Stitcher and leave the show a 5-star rating. The podcast is not accepting 1-4 star reviews at this time.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast hosts Tommy Johnagin, Patrick Schumacker, and Justin Halpern talk about the struggle of not having any alone time once you have children, the trials of family life, Tommy talks about the time that he was caught in a lie on an airplane (and subsequently almost landed a job in advertising), Patrick breaks down what fatherhood is like, the guys then put Olivia Munn and Chris Hardwick on blast, declare 'Borat' cool again, Tommy reveals what he misses most about being single, talk about the logistics of being alone, and discuss stress.   The show has a new email address! It's SixHundredDollarPod@Gmail.com!   You should subscribe to the show on iTunes or Stitcher and leave the show a 5-star rating. The podcast is not accepting 1-4 star reviews at this time.

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast hosts Tommy Johnagin, Patrick Schumacker, and Justin Halpern discuss "parenting out loud", talk about their childhood bullies and debate whether it would be better to be a bully or bullied (or neither), Justin reveals that he doesn't like music and then calls out wedding DJ's, Tommy talks about hecklers and the time that he ruined somebody's relationship on stage, Justin's child isn't very good at hitting pinatas, and Patrick tells a story about the time that George Lopez made fun of him when he was in the audience of his talk show.   The show has a new email address! It's SixHundredDollarPod@Gmail.com! You should email it!   You should subscribe to the show on iTunes or Stitcher and leave a 5-star rating. The podcast is not accepting 1-4 star reviews at this time.