The Skeeter and Rix Podcast

We talk smack and give you the facts, and we got the funniest comedy podcast around! We indulge in debauchery and shenanigans, while partying ridiculously. Listen to some fun and have a drink along with us! (For adult comedic purposes only).

Juicy Assed Sex Dolls into Vabbing?

Debauchery at it's finest. Woman climbs through drive through to cook her own order. Man ejaculates from his asshole. We know know that K-mart sells sex dolls and AOC has the juiciest ass of  them all. We also have updates on the Elon-Trump beef and talk about space. Enjoy! #24 RIP Kobe

07-21
01:01:28

Nancy's Nips are Nice and Naughty!

We hope you had a happy fourth of July! Our theories were correct! Nancy Pelosi is a total piece equipped with magnificent melons! Chucky was spotted looking for blood on a NY subway, we have a person who identifies as a bird, and two police officers get into a squabble! Also reflect on our favorite and most dangerous firework videos! Skeeter and Rix forever! Enjoy! #23

07-09
01:02:20

Ghislaine Maxwell put on Suicide Watch! Will she get Epsteined?

Man fights off Gator with a cast iron! Woman is sexually attracted to fences! Will Ghislaine Maxwell get killed like Epstein? We also have breaking news about Hunter Biden's laptop! Ducks also make great pets, enjoy!!! #22

06-28
01:02:57

Biden's Bicycle Biff

Biden biffs his shit on a bicycle. Man blames Putin for his speeding, Justin Bieber's face is half paralyzed, and a cat fights off a coyote! Even you can be a trans activist when you pee sitting down. Happy Father's Day! #21

06-19
01:02:07

Bill Gates has the Best Breast Milk #20

An orangutan has gone wild, sex robots are among us, and Bill Gates may be pregnant. We are proud to be pimpin this pride month, and feeling blessed that we do not smell like fish. Measuring sheep burps is on the rise, and people are streaking while fully clothed. Have you ever seen a duck fall asleep?

06-12
01:00:15

Johnny Depp Beats Amber Heard! (In Court)

A man fulfills his dream and becomes a dog with a $15,000 costume. We have wild footage of a kangaroo brawl, and a woman comes out as planesexual on today’s episode of Skeeter and Rix! #19

06-09
01:03:58

Deflate Gate 2.0

We give you updates on the recent school shooting. Ricky Gervais is under fire for his jokes, and we have another metaverse rape that Mark is going to have to deal with. Also do you think the Tom Brady golf video is fake or real? #skeeterandrix #18

05-29
01:03:38

Elon Musk Forces Flight Attendant to Eat His Assberger?

Our best one yet. We fuck off a shit ton in this episode and we supply all of those juicy deets. A plane crashed in Miami, Arby’s is pissing in your milkshakes, and catgender people are on the rise. #17

05-21
01:34:12

We Stop Disinformation Professionally.

It’s a show filled with violence today in this glorious episode of Skeeter and Rix. We feature Elon updates, a talk on the ministry of truth, and we go deep in on restless anal syndrome. Even you, can land a plane. #16

05-16
01:02:04

Dave Chappelle Tackled on Stage!

Dave gets tackled on stage, we have updates on Amber Turd and Elon as well. Dababy is back at it again and did you know there is a “sex island” in Vegas? And lastly a puppy is saved!!! #15

05-08
01:03:53

S1E14: Mike Tyson Punched Someone on a Plane, and Johnny Depp’s ex-wife Dropped a Grumpy!

You do not want to miss this episode! We go in this week, Mike Tyson punched someone on a plane, we have exclusive details on the Johnny Depp court case, and Rick Ross bought a tank among many other stories! We got the funniest news around come take a listen!

04-23
01:02:50

S1E13: Elon Tries to Buy All of Twitter, Dababy pops someone, and Poor Joe gets Shat on!

New setup this week for you guys and we love it. Elon tries to buy all of Twitter, Dababy shot a home intruder and our Commander and Chief gets shat on by a bird go check it out!

04-16
01:01:12

S1E12: Elon Buys Twitter, Dababy Gets Curved, A Two Headed Baby, and Updates On UFOS!

Episode 12, this was a fun one, we give you the facts while talking the smack and this may be one of our best yet. This UFO story is lit crazy. Go check it out!

04-10
01:03:17

S1E11: The Smith Slap, Some Plano Bars, and The Missing Laptop.

Episode 11 we are back! I’m sure you’ve all heard the slap by now but have you heard our take! Plus some other funny stories to go with as well check it out!

04-03
01:00:51

S1E10: Shot glasses, Tik Tok saves Ukraine, crazy teachers, and flying drunk!

We go into it in the tenth episode. We got a glass tumbler lodged in a bladder; updates on Bob Saget and Ukraine; and lastly a pilot was trying to fly wasted! Come have a drink with us on this lovely Saturday!

03-19
58:50

S1E9: Stolen Heads, Skete Pete, and Yung Killaz!

Episode 9 is finally here! We talk smack and give you the facts per usual, talking about stolen heads, the youngest killers ever, and even an interesting story involving the metaverse!

03-16
01:02:31

S1E8: Don’t get your head(s) cut off!

We have some Ukraine updates for you today, a couple of wild shootings, and a local story of a deranged woman cutting someone’s head(s) off!!! Come talk smack and get the facts this Saturday morning! (Original release date: 3/6/2022)

03-06
01:00:25

S1E7: Gators, Ukraine, and Jizcakes!

We got a special guest today! We talk about some gators on the loose, our chances of WW3, another crazy UFO sighting, and a fun surprise at the end! ;) Enjoy! (Original release date: 2/27/2022)

03-06
01:00:50

S1E6: Kanye, Canada truckers, and Snakes on a Plane!?

Episode 6 of the Skeeter and Rix show, we have a great time like always ;) We talk about the updates with Kanye and "Skete" Pete, we get into the newest info about the Canadian trucker protest/convoy, and we get into some horrifying details about a Facebook executive. We just want to say outright that there is no possible way that Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son, that is a nonsense conspiracy theory. Happy Saturday! (Original release date: 2/19/2022)

03-06
01:00:21

S1E5: Jizlaine in Ukraine

Welcome back to episode 5 of the Skeeter and Rix podcast! We got Dababy fighting, talks of going to war with Russia, Joe Rogan news, and much, much, more! Come have a drink and chill with us on this beautiful super bowl weekend! (Original release date: 2/12/2022)

03-06
59:52

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