The Slaptail Squad

<p>He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé  to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and unfortunately someone who wouldn't know great comedy if it bit her on her lovely backside. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the Ricker and a rotating cast of friends of the show.  When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.</p>

Don't Sun Your Bum

Send us a text The Squad unites to bring you another ridiculous episode. Well, all of us except JD. Thanks a lot kids. Kids ruin podcasts. Anyway. Ronz steps in, or does he? Nope, he has Lil Powdered Donut sit in. On this episode they cover such topics as: perineum sunning, the oldest dynasty, a terrible traffic report, a North Carolina cryptid, and of course, dumb jokes with Swan. Done in true Slaptail Squad fashion with lots of interjections and side tracked conversations. Thanks for ...

10-12
01:18:20

Rome, Annabelle, Traffic, Ozempic Vulva and Bad jokes with Swan

Send us a text The title says it all. The Squad transitions to an actual goofy format. Want to hear some weird history? Nolan's got you covered. Miss the Monsters Lair, we do too, but you can get a tiny taste from the Trailer Park Monster himself, the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins. Have you ever wanted to hear local traffic with all the enthusiasm of Ben Stiller doing a dry eye commercial? No, me either, but Swan has it covered. Of course you want to hear about medical topics with the ...

10-05
01:13:05

Mothman Fest with the Squad and JD in person!!!!!!!

Send us a text It's a bucket list weekend. JD Hutchins is onsite with the squad all the way from Fresno, CA. It's a great adventure starting with JD's flight getting screwed up, rush tattoos for the Beaveman and JD, a comedy show where the Beaveman performs, then an overnight drive to Ohio, about 30 minutes from Point Pleasant WV. Do we have more recordings? No. The squad consisting of a very high Nolan Johncock and Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz attempt to podcast while interviewing JD, Swa...

09-28
44:12

Plans change

Send us a text The plan: play clips of old shows and talk about what we remember, make fun of how we responded, sounded, etc. That would have worked out well, had the Beaveman not recorded sound bytes over the clips on the mixer. Oh well, we adapted and overcame. What did we even talk about. Let's see, Ronz updated us and then somehow we started talking about the military and the Beaveman's time as an Airborne Infantry Paratrooper. It was a fun little chat. Join us every wee...

09-21
01:25:43

Pranks and memories

Send us a text The Squad assembles along with GD Fenderson (recipient of the worst comedy special of all time award) of Coffee with the Dog on Minddog TV to talk about pranks played, lies told, and other random bs. It's a fun conversation. Come hang with the squad and and share in the collective idiocy that is "the Slaptail Squad," podcast. All things GD Fenderson http://www.sogdfunny.com/ All things Slaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show

09-14
01:26:21

Slaptail Nation's big week

Send us a text On this episode, Swan and Beaveman talk about their busy week. Open mic x 3Picking up Jackie "The Joke Man," Hanging with Jakie and GD Fenderson. GD does time at a mic in Holland with the Beaveman. Tearing up chicken with Jackie at Hancock in Grand Rapids, Michigan. A trip to John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids. Meeting a girl obsessed with a chimpanzee. Eating at the best diner in the area. The 76th street diner. Screening and Q&A of "Joke Man...

09-07
01:00:35

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling helps the Slaptail Squad kick-off Season 7

Send us a text If you would have told the Beaveman back 32 years ago that he was going to bring Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling to Grand Rapids, Michigan to screen his documentary and do a Q&A, he would have told you that you were nuts. But it is happening. Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling joins the Beaveman and the Swan for this fun podcast episode. Without fail, tech rears its ugly head, but they push through with a little post production help from The Joke Man himself. Interspersed ...

08-31
01:08:36

Talking comedy with certified forensic humourist GD Fenderson

Send us a text It's a season six bonus episode. Season 7 is on the way. In this episode, the Beaveman and Swan welcome back self-proclaimed, certified forensic humourist GD Fenderson to talk about the business of comedy. In true Slaptail Squad fashion, they talk about everything else such as: childhood crushes, goat yoga, Marc Maron letting Howie Mandel have it on his podcast, how much Trump sucks, and family. It was a very fun podcast. Check out all things GD Fenderso...

08-24
01:47:43

Last episode of season 6

Send us a text Every season of the podcast has to end. It always makes us sad but we know we need a bit of a break to focus on improving the podcast, other projects, and of course, getting some needed rest. On this episode, Beaveman, Swan, and Nolan talk about poop, disease, dumb scenario based questions, and whatever other irrelevant nonsense seems to pop in their heads. Big surprise, it is an improve podcast with no structure. Will that change, most likely not. Thank you for an ...

06-22
01:15:01

It's the end of the world again

Send us a text The Swan and Beaveman welcome friend of the show Steven "the sitcom" fat-Amish-potato-no mustache growing-codependent loser, to the show to discuss the end of the world as we know it. You have three days left. The human race will blink out of existence. There will be no pain, there is no way to stop it. What would you do with your three days? Would you end it soon? Would you end it in debauchery, or, would you play Scrabble and finish that afghan? Hang out with us and find out....

06-15
01:08:28

Hangin with comedian Jamie Shriner

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and JD welcome comedian Jamie Shriner to the show. Jamie Shriner is a Chicago based comedian. Jamie Shriner is what would happen if Bo Burnham and Jenna Marbles were cryogenically frozen together in a pair of cat lady glasses. A former theatre kid, current queer & hard of hearing divorcé, Jamie uses humorous original songs to discuss her struggles with dating, body image, womanhood, and being queer in Indiana wher...

06-08
01:18:46

What's my incarceration plan?

Send us a text Beaveman, Swan, and Nolan talk about the problems with the justice system. Citing the well-known story of the West Memphis Three, the Beaveman presents a very real fear in this country: going to prison for a crime you did not commit. Three young men spent 18 years of their lives in prison for a crime they clearly did not commit. Could this happen to you? Of course it could. The squad talks about the crimes that they would most likely commit that would end them up in...

06-03
01:28:58

The Force is Strong with GD Fenderson

Send us a text The Squad assembles, literally, the entire squad assembles for a fun chat with guest GD Fenderson. GD Fenderson is a self-described Certified Forensic Humorist. That means he tells jokes at crime scenes and autopsies. Honestly, we don't know what it means, because I am not sure, in all the confusion, that he ever explained it in detail. He did describe what self-described means, but, even the squad knew that one. The chaos continued with very uncommon technical difficulti...

05-25
01:27:27

Your guess is as good as mine!

Send us a text On this episode, the squad unites for JD's triumphant return! Beaveman, Swan, JD, and Nolan hang for a completely off the rails conversation about how to survive a murder, types of cows, how to properly say Milk, and the political idea that Genghis Khan is tangentially responsible for the Europeans arrival in the Americas. This is why this is classified as an improv podcast. One never knows the direction it will take. It's like hanging out once a week with your weird friends th...

05-18
01:20:12

It's Beaveman's Religion

Send us a text The first week of May is a special time of year. It is the time of year that the Beaveman consumes even more Star Wars than he typically does. On this episode Beaveman and the Swan talk about Star Wars, and yes, there are things the Beaveman doesn't remember and doesn't know. He doesn't take a scientific or statistical approach to the lore of Star Wars, he consumes it because he loves it. So there will be some inaccuracies on this episode, and that is ok. Continuity isn't exact...

05-11
01:05:26

GofundKate's B-hole

Send us a text On this episode, the Beaveman is subjected to dealing with two scatter-brained broads who talk over him the entire episode and insist on making mouth noises. Yup, it's the Swan and the Claw Queen (that broad from the east side). Ever wonder what to do if you come upon a wounded or not wounded animal? If they are wounded, call Kate to patch them up. If they are not wounded, call Kate to hobble them and then patch them up. This broad has issues. Let's not forget that she ha...

05-04
01:24:07

Beaveman's dreams are completely normal

Send us a text Beaveman and Ricker do the podcast without anyone else joining them. Some of the squad members were concerned for Ricker, but he survived. The Beaveman presented Ricker with descriptions of some of his dreams to get his opinion on what they may mean. They also talk about the movie Peanut Butter Falcon and when Ricker missed his opportunity to be Rambo. Support the show

04-27
57:42

Beaveman has a big heart and the Ricker thinks all rectangles are squares

Send us a text Believe it or not, the Beaveman reveals how he protects his feelings to perform his job effectively and not get too emotional. We learn that Ricker thinks all rectangles are squares, metaphorically, and the Swan is all about giving the Beaveman away if it makes her life easier and someone else's harder. Check out the fun shows and movies they talk about. "Love on the Spectrum" "The Peanut Butter Falcon" "Downside Up" link below https://youtu.be/VNxO-wv3S9o?si=usR18G...

04-20
01:11:25

The Squad chats with comedian Ron Caine

Send us a text He's looking to purchase some gently used thongs ladies, and he'll pay extra if you take them off in front of him. The Beaveman? No, comedian Ron Caine. Well, that's the intro Beaveman gave him anyway. On this episode, the squad unites for a completely ridiculous conversation about catching your parents in the act, restaurants that smell, (not unpleasantly) like pussy, comedy, and the Beaveman's plan for ridiculous medical-based jokes. Thank God Nolan was there to be the voice ...

04-13
01:22:21

Back from San Diaaaago

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Swan and Beaveman talk to Kate DoorXYZ about their recent trip to San Diego and all the fun that comes with airline travel. San Diego is an amazing town with a hopping comedy scene so Beaveman talks a bit about getting to go on a few mics to get some reps in. The conversation, as always, devolves into a completely pointless podcast discussion about food, amphibians, and whatever else happens to manifest from the minds of the silly and dera...

04-05
01:21:30

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