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He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and unfortunately someone who wouldn't know great comedy if it bit her on her lovely backside. Together they use the podcast as their own form of stress relief along with squad members Jumanji, Nemo (comedian Mike Cotayo), and the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, as well as a rotating cast of friends of the show. When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.
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Send us a Text Message.This plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will be perceived as a creepy old man, and Nemo's startling revelation. You can just imagine that the Beaveman will definitely continue to write his bit about his friend Nemo. Join the Beaveman, Swan, Jumanji, and Nemo for a completely idiotic discussion. Thank you to all of our list...
Send us a Text Message.Relationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away? Well, you won't figure it out by listening to this episode. The Beaveman wants to talk about the squad's go-to for maiming, family annihilators, and dreams about burying people in the backyard. Apparently, the rest of the squad is rather squeamish. Except for Swan, her adventures with a 9 inch dong must have toughened her ...
Send us a Text Message.If you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing competitive eating warrior, but would would she prefer to eat? How about the rest of the squad? Join us for our weekly ridiculous conversation. Thank you for the support. Slaptail Nation Information/Shows/etc. https://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/https://craw...
Send us a Text Message.Do you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store.Once again we get to hear about what a wonderful drive Mike is. What is this, accident number 20. Pretty sure he is missing out on comedy gold with his antics.Please someone, buy him a bus or a train pass. Someone start a GoFundMe.Thank you all for listening and supporting the...
Send us a Text Message.It;s a jaw poppin, teeth scraping, mouth breathing, rockin good time this week as the Slaptail Squad unites like a dysfunctional Vultron. Are we a day early, or 6 days late, you decide. Just another pointless conversation about sex or lack there of, Misophonia, and what ever other ridiculous flight of ideas zip across the disturbed brains of the Slaptail Squad. ,We love doing this and sharing it with all of you. Thank you to our listeners all over the world and a specia...
Send us a Text Message.The Squad unites to talk about what else, Nemo's adventures in toileting. Since the squad would love to see Nemo be famous and have his own TV show, they come up with an idea for a show he could relate to and host. Shart-Tank. Give a listen and think of your own product pitches for this show. Also, if you know of any disturbing garden gnomes for sale, please email the show and we can forward that information to Ronz. He's in the market for gnomes. Thank you to all of ou...
Send us a Text Message.Beaveman, Swan, and GiGi scroll through social media and describe what populates on their feeds. Who has the most interesting feed? Can you guess what mostly pops up for the Beaveman? How about Swan and GiGI? Clearly the Beaveman has the most wholesome feed of all. Come hang out for your weekly chat. Thank you all for joining us. We appreciate all of you. Slaptail Nation EventsNew Age improv showhttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/878691097727?aff=oddtdtcreatorSlap Your Tail C...
Send us a Text Message.See if you can tell that AI wrote this and not the BeavemanShout out to all our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus for helping us stay on the charts there. Ever wondered where the fine line between cultural appreciation and appropriation lies? Strap in with the Slaptail Squad, including the incomparable GeGe as we navigate the complexities of workplace diversity with our signature blend of humor and sharp insight. From the ...
Send us a Text Message.The Squad unites for their weekly ridiculous conversation about? Well, a variety of things. The Swan doesn't want anyone acknowledging her hotness, which is fine, since no one has and lived in the past decade. The Beaveman, Jumanji, and GiGi like to look nice for themselves and others. The Swan wants the world to burn. Just kidding, but seriously, she does. The Beaveman provides an update on his hair removal journey and his new life experiences with less hair. That dude...
Send us a Text Message.On this episode of the Slaptail Squad the squad unites to celebrate the 200th episode since rebranding. How best to celebrate? Livestream! Too bad the didn't open it to the public like they thought they did. Oh well, they are podcasters after all. Members of the squad pop in to say hi and converse as well as friends of the show. Enjoy this fun conversation as the squad reads a document that is at least 50 years old about ancient beauty secrets. Ever wonder how to get ri...
Send us a Text Message.On this episode the squad hangs with Derek Lee Feltner, local comedic performer, comedian, artist, you get the picture. Just don't say his name wrong. It was a super fun conversation and Derek fit right in with the collective crazy that is the Slaptail Squad. The Squad talked about comedy, funerals, performing, and just generally had a great time. Thank you for joining us. A special thanks to our listeners all over the world and a special, special thanks to the listener...
Send us a Text Message.On this episode the squad assembled to talk about how funerals bring out the dumb and annoying. Just when you think it is safe to mourn in peace, a dumb person doth approach. How do you handle the dumb and annoying? Do you just nod and look contemplative, or, do you remember what they said and bitch about them later. The Beaveman prefers to not only bitch, but to come up with material. Thank you to our listeners all over the world. This podcast is dedica...
Send us a Text Message.On this episode the squad invites Chewbacca's little nephew Nolan on to the show to talk about hair in all the wrong places and the Beaveman's commitment to get rid of his bottom hair. We also learn that Jumanji is ok with poop in his hair as long as no one else can see it. What? That can't be right. Guess you just have to listen. Thank you to our listeners all over the world!Slap Your Tail Comedy upcoming showhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/Support the Show.
Send us a Text Message.So you're not in a cult. But everything you do is dictated to you by one person, and you have no free will. Sounds like a cult to me. You say you are open minded, but you push your religion on others and won't discuss religions other than your own. Sounds like dangerous thinking.The Beaveman is on a documentary kick. This time he watched "Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets," on Amazon. Guess what, he got furious immediately. No surprise there. The squad unites to...
Send us a Text Message.The Beaveman, many would not say he is patient, but it is clear that he has the patience of a Saint. How else can he hold a podcast together with Swan and Mike. Mike is either playing with something and not paying attention, or just not paying attention. Swan can't help but talk over someone. Never try to run a joke by Swan, she starts talking through the punchline. You know what this show needs? More people that make the artery on the side of the Beaveman's head throb ...
Send us a Text Message.On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair podcast defends the slanderous statements flung about by Jumanji regarding those proud, glorious bastards known as security guards. On the last podcast as Jumanji looked down from his ivory tower of self-righteousness, he showed obvious disdain for all security guards. But low, the podcast took an immediate turn and the blame was squarely shifted to the innocent Beaveman, say it isn't so. They accus...
Send us a Text Message.The squad unites to tell some crazy stories very loosely based on occurrences experienced by listeners. Any similarities between characters in the stories and persons either living or dead are purely coincidental. Having said that, listen to some interesting renderings from members of the Slaptail Squad. Do you know someone that did their time working in the ER? Bet they have some similar stories. What you find most hard to believe is that anyone would ever threaten to ...
Send us a Text Message.The holidays are over and the squad unites after a short break. The Beaveman shares stories about his childhood. Some of them are a bit depressing but others are downright gross and embarrassing. At least most people would find them gross and embarrassing, but the Beaveman thinks they are totally normal and hilarious. There may be something wrong with him. Join us for the fun. Slaptail Squad Picshttps://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701https:/...
Send us a Text Message.On this episode, Mike (aka Nemo) returns from his contract assignment in Arizona where he had many big adventures. Or so we thought. We really just confirmed that once again, Mike is a terrible driver. He doesn't seem to think so, bless his heart. The evidence suggests that he is however. Join the squad as they catch up with Nemo for a typical idiotic conversation. Slaptail Squad Pickshttps://linktr.ee/funnymanmikehttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/https://podcasts.apple.com/...
Send us a Text Message.On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Ronz makes disgusting noises all throughout the podcast. Don't worry, the Beaveman only left one in. He wanted the audience to experience at least one. Try not to vomit when you hear it. Swan and the Beaveman had to hear it in real time. It was an editing nightmare. Ronz thinks he just has a dry throat from his work environment, but does he? Join the squad for a fun conversation, It's the same idiocy you have come to know and e...
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