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He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and the destroyer of fun. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy Nolan Johncock, and a rotating cast of friends of the show. When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.
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Send us a text The Squad assembles to bring you their own brand of idiocy. Ever wonder what a USO is? If so, you have most likely come to the wrong place. Steven "the roll on" Amish Potato brings us the hot topics in all things extraterrestrial this week. Is it extraterrestrial or is it terrestrial? If it's underwater, is it aquatic? Beaveman talks about the difference between a foot fetishistic disorder and a foot kink/interest/fetish. Unfortunately, he assumed the squad was intelligen...
Send us a text On this week's episode, the Squad unites and things get weird... even for us. Extraterrestrial things - Steven basically talks about aliens and basically says basically 47 times. (We didn't actually count, but you can if you want to). Nolan does a book report on the historical accuracy of the movie Braveheart. Swan joins us from the Slaptail Nation Chopper with a highly informative, completely serious, definitely-not-ripped-from- The Matrix traffic repor...
Send us a text The Squad unites to have a paranormal talk with Ivy Supersonic. Is it all paranormal talk. Of course not. Something odd happens. Is it just a recording error, most likely, or could it be the presence of Ivy's father throughout the interview? Wanting to believe, the squad leans toward the paranormal. The scientist in Beaveman wins out in the end. Most likely this is a recording error. Possibly Ivy had more than one window open on her browser, perhaps there was interference...
Send us a text Another fun episode as the squad unites. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz joins the squad with the latest extraterrestrial buzz. The Beaveman professes his love for little people. That guy really likes the ladies for sure. Nolan tells us about an amazing female fencer and the Swan destroys yet another traffic report. The Swan doesn't disappoint on her second segment. She really can ruin a joke. Join us weekly for another idiotic episode. https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support...
Send us a text Beaveman demonstrates once again that his medical topics focus on his love of women. Can that guy focus on anything else? No worries, the Swan delivers a fun story about a Moose on the loose, Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz rolls in with information about the Buga sphere, and JD hits us with some paranormal activity. Oh, and the Ronz is there to make it cringy. That's why we don't give him a segment. It's a fun time and they wrap it up with Swan's fun new segment where she tells joke...
Send us a text The Squad unites to bring you another ridiculous episode. Well, all of us except JD. Thanks a lot kids. Kids ruin podcasts. Anyway. Ronz steps in, or does he? Nope, he has Lil Powdered Donut sit in. On this episode they cover such topics as: perineum sunning, the oldest dynasty, a terrible traffic report, a North Carolina cryptid, and of course, dumb jokes with Swan. Done in true Slaptail Squad fashion with lots of interjections and side tracked conversations. Thanks for ...
Send us a text The title says it all. The Squad transitions to an actual goofy format. Want to hear some weird history? Nolan's got you covered. Miss the Monsters Lair, we do too, but you can get a tiny taste from the Trailer Park Monster himself, the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins. Have you ever wanted to hear local traffic with all the enthusiasm of Ben Stiller doing a dry eye commercial? No, me either, but Swan has it covered. Of course you want to hear about medical topics with the ...
Send us a text It's a bucket list weekend. JD Hutchins is onsite with the squad all the way from Fresno, CA. It's a great adventure starting with JD's flight getting screwed up, rush tattoos for the Beaveman and JD, a comedy show where the Beaveman performs, then an overnight drive to Ohio, about 30 minutes from Point Pleasant WV. Do we have more recordings? No. The squad consisting of a very high Nolan Johncock and Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz attempt to podcast while interviewing JD, Swa...
Send us a text The plan: play clips of old shows and talk about what we remember, make fun of how we responded, sounded, etc. That would have worked out well, had the Beaveman not recorded sound bytes over the clips on the mixer. Oh well, we adapted and overcame. What did we even talk about. Let's see, Ronz updated us and then somehow we started talking about the military and the Beaveman's time as an Airborne Infantry Paratrooper. It was a fun little chat. Join us every wee...
Send us a text The Squad assembles along with GD Fenderson (recipient of the worst comedy special of all time award) of Coffee with the Dog on Minddog TV to talk about pranks played, lies told, and other random bs. It's a fun conversation. Come hang with the squad and and share in the collective idiocy that is "the Slaptail Squad," podcast. All things GD Fenderson http://www.sogdfunny.com/ All things Slaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show
Send us a text On this episode, Swan and Beaveman talk about their busy week. Open mic x 3Picking up Jackie "The Joke Man," Hanging with Jakie and GD Fenderson. GD does time at a mic in Holland with the Beaveman. Tearing up chicken with Jackie at Hancock in Grand Rapids, Michigan. A trip to John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids. Meeting a girl obsessed with a chimpanzee. Eating at the best diner in the area. The 76th street diner. Screening and Q&A of "Joke Man...
Send us a text If you would have told the Beaveman back 32 years ago that he was going to bring Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling to Grand Rapids, Michigan to screen his documentary and do a Q&A, he would have told you that you were nuts. But it is happening. Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling joins the Beaveman and the Swan for this fun podcast episode. Without fail, tech rears its ugly head, but they push through with a little post production help from The Joke Man himself. Interspersed ...
Send us a text It's a season six bonus episode. Season 7 is on the way. In this episode, the Beaveman and Swan welcome back self-proclaimed, certified forensic humourist GD Fenderson to talk about the business of comedy. In true Slaptail Squad fashion, they talk about everything else such as: childhood crushes, goat yoga, Marc Maron letting Howie Mandel have it on his podcast, how much Trump sucks, and family. It was a very fun podcast. Check out all things GD Fenderso...
Send us a text Every season of the podcast has to end. It always makes us sad but we know we need a bit of a break to focus on improving the podcast, other projects, and of course, getting some needed rest. On this episode, Beaveman, Swan, and Nolan talk about poop, disease, dumb scenario based questions, and whatever other irrelevant nonsense seems to pop in their heads. Big surprise, it is an improve podcast with no structure. Will that change, most likely not. Thank you for an ...
Send us a text The Swan and Beaveman welcome friend of the show Steven "the sitcom" fat-Amish-potato-no mustache growing-codependent loser, to the show to discuss the end of the world as we know it. You have three days left. The human race will blink out of existence. There will be no pain, there is no way to stop it. What would you do with your three days? Would you end it soon? Would you end it in debauchery, or, would you play Scrabble and finish that afghan? Hang out with us and find out....
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and JD welcome comedian Jamie Shriner to the show. Jamie Shriner is a Chicago based comedian. Jamie Shriner is what would happen if Bo Burnham and Jenna Marbles were cryogenically frozen together in a pair of cat lady glasses. A former theatre kid, current queer & hard of hearing divorcé, Jamie uses humorous original songs to discuss her struggles with dating, body image, womanhood, and being queer in Indiana wher...
Send us a text Beaveman, Swan, and Nolan talk about the problems with the justice system. Citing the well-known story of the West Memphis Three, the Beaveman presents a very real fear in this country: going to prison for a crime you did not commit. Three young men spent 18 years of their lives in prison for a crime they clearly did not commit. Could this happen to you? Of course it could. The squad talks about the crimes that they would most likely commit that would end them up in...
Send us a text The Squad assembles, literally, the entire squad assembles for a fun chat with guest GD Fenderson. GD Fenderson is a self-described Certified Forensic Humorist. That means he tells jokes at crime scenes and autopsies. Honestly, we don't know what it means, because I am not sure, in all the confusion, that he ever explained it in detail. He did describe what self-described means, but, even the squad knew that one. The chaos continued with very uncommon technical difficulti...
Send us a text On this episode, the squad unites for JD's triumphant return! Beaveman, Swan, JD, and Nolan hang for a completely off the rails conversation about how to survive a murder, types of cows, how to properly say Milk, and the political idea that Genghis Khan is tangentially responsible for the Europeans arrival in the Americas. This is why this is classified as an improv podcast. One never knows the direction it will take. It's like hanging out once a week with your weird friends th...
Send us a text The first week of May is a special time of year. It is the time of year that the Beaveman consumes even more Star Wars than he typically does. On this episode Beaveman and the Swan talk about Star Wars, and yes, there are things the Beaveman doesn't remember and doesn't know. He doesn't take a scientific or statistical approach to the lore of Star Wars, he consumes it because he loves it. So there will be some inaccuracies on this episode, and that is ok. Continuity isn't exact...
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