The Slash or Smash Podcast

Directed by: Don TaylorWritten by: Al Ramrus & John Herman ShanerBased on: The Island of Doctor Moreau by H. G. WellsProduced by: Skip Steloff & John Temple-SmithStarring: Burt Lancaster, Michael York, Nigel Davenport, Barbara Carrera, Richard Basehart, Nick CravatPlot: After surviving a shipwreck in 1911, engineer Edward Braddock is stranded on an island ruled by Dr. Moreau, a scientist who creates human-animal hybrids through brutal experiments. Horrified by Moreau’s cruelty and oppressive control, Braddock tries to escape with Maria, a young woman, but becomes a test subject himself. When the hybrids rebel and kill Moreau, the island descends into chaos, and Braddock and Maria narrowly flee. Though Braddock regains his humanity, Maria shows unsettling signs of animal transformation.

Directed by: Eugenio MartínScreenplay by: Arnaud d'Usseau & Julian ZimetStory by: Eugenio MartínProduced by: Bernard GordonStarring: Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, and Telly SavalasPlot: An English anthropologist has discovered a frozen monster in the frozen wastes of Manchuria which he believes may be the Missing Link. He brings the creature back to Europe aboard a trans-Siberian express, but during the trip the monster thaws out and starts killing the passengers one by one.

Title: Late Night with the DevilYear: 2023Director: Colin Cairnes & Cameron CairnesWriter: Colin Cairnes & Cameron CairnesPlot Summary: In Late Night with the Devil, talk show host Jack Delroy returns to his show Night Owls after his wife’s death, hoping to revive ratings with a live occult-themed Halloween special. The episode features a psychic, a skeptic, a parapsychologist, and a possessed girl named Lilly. As supernatural events unfold—levitation, hallucinations, and violent deaths—it’s revealed Jack made a pact with the Devil at an elite retreat called The Grove, trading his wife's soul for fame. In the end, Jack, consumed by guilt and horror, kills Lilly during a ritual on live TV, realizing too late the full cost of his ambition.

Title: Mr. CrocketYear: 2024Director: Brandon EspyWriter: Brandon Espy & Carl ReidPlot Summary: Mr. Crocket is a supernatural horror story about a cursed children’s show that lures in abused or grieving kids through an old VHS tape. When young Major becomes obsessed with the show, his mother Summer uncovers a dark legacy: the host, Mr. Crocket, was a former entertainer who made a deal with the Devil to return from death and “protect” children by punishing their parents. As Crocket abducts children and demands their loyalty, Summer must confront him in his twisted realm. Though she defeats him and rescues the children, her son’s eerie behavior hints that Crocket’s influence still lingers.

The Black Phone (2021)Director: Scott DerricksonWriters: Scott Derrickson and C. Robert Cargill (screenplay); based on the short story by Joe HillSummary: The Black Phone is a supernatural horror film set in the 1970s. It follows 13-year-old Finney Shaw, who is abducted by a sadistic killer known as "The Grabber" and held in a soundproof basement. While trapped, Finney begins receiving mysterious calls on a disconnected black rotary phone from the killer's previous victims—who try to help him escape. Meanwhile, his younger sister Gwen, who has psychic dreams, searches for clues to find him.

In this episode, John, Tiffany, and Matt delve into David Cronenberg's 1979 film, The Brood. Despite the movie's intriguing premise, the trio finds themselves struggling to unravel its complexities. From questionable special effects to a seemingly slow-moving plot, they share a range of opinions on the film. The episode also poses the question: will The Brood earn John enough points to secure a Quarter 1 victory?

In this month’s episode, Tiffany brings Magic (1978) to the table, a psychological horror film starring Anthony Hopkins and his eerie ventriloquist dummy. Before diving into the movie, we start with a discussion about the video games we’ve been playing lately.Once we get into Magic, it quickly becomes clear just how slow this film is. With its sluggish pacing and lack of real scares, this could have been a strong contender for The Worst Horror Movie Ever in Season 2. By the end of the episode, one thing is certain—Tiffany’s pick earned a low score, and she might need a miracle to not end up in last place this quarter.

This month, John, Matt, and Tiff take on the 1974 cult classic Black Christmas! Maybe we're still scarred from last season’s disasters, but for once, we were pleasantly surprised—this one’s actually good. From its eerie atmosphere to the horror tropes it helped shape, Black Christmas proved to be a true genre pioneer. We break down the false red herrings, the unsettling phone calls, and that chilling, unforeseen ending. Hit play and join us as we dive into all the juicy details of this holiday horror staple!

How to Clean a Lawnmower: Step-by-Step Guide Safety First Disconnect the spark plug to prevent accidental starting. Ensure the lawnmower is turned off and cool. Prepare Your Workspace Place the mower on a flat, stable surface. Wear gloves and safety goggles. Have tools like a brush, hose, scraper, and cleaning solution ready. Remove Debris Use a stick or scraper to clear grass, leaves, and dirt from the deck and blades. Avoid using your hands to prevent injuries. Wash the Deck and Blades Tip the mower on its side (carburetor side up to avoid damage). Spray water on the underside to loosen stubborn debris. Scrub with a brush and mild soap if needed. Clean the Air Filter Remove the air filter cover and check the filter. Replace paper filters if clogged, or wash foam filters with soap and water, letting them dry before reinstalling. Check and Clean the Blades Inspect blades for damage or dullness. Clean with a cloth and sharpen if necessary. Wipe the Exterior Use a damp cloth to clean the mower's exterior. Avoid water near the engine or electrical components. Reconnect the Spark Plug Once everything is clean and dry, reconnect the spark plug. Dispose of Waste Properly Throw grass clippings and debris into compost or yard waste bins. Final Check Start the mower to ensure it runs smoothly.

The gang is back together for the second to last episode of The Worst Horror Movie Ever championship! This week, it’s a showdown between Jaws: The Revenge and The Apparition—two stinkers that tried (and failed) to stay afloat, despite having decent casts. Was there any hope for these cinematic disasters? Probably not, but that won’t stop us from ripping them apart and pitching our own ideas for how they might have been salvaged. Tune in for fiery hot takes, absurd re-imaginings, and a final countdown until the ultimate trash-tier horror champ is crowned!

Join John, Tiff, and their special guest, Kevin, for a horror movie showdown that's sure to leave you feeling alone in the dark. In this episode, they'll dissect Cabin Fever 2016 and Alone in the Dark 2005 to see which one is the worst case of cinematic cabin fever. Expect plenty of laughs, groans, and maybe even a few bone-chilling puns.

In this episode, your hosts John, Tiffany, and guest Jourdyn dive into the spooky world of horror films. They pit two lesser-known flicks against each other: The Apparition (2012) and The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008). Get ready for a hilarious and suspenseful discussion as they dissect the plot, acting, and overall scares of these films. Despite both movies leaving them feeling unsatisfied, one film truly failed to deliver a satisfying conclusion. Join the fun as they navigate the confusing character names and share their comedic takes on these horror flops.

Get ready, Slashers! This week, we're thrilled to welcome special guest, JIMMMY, to the podcast. Together, we dive headfirst into the freshly dug grave of Beneath the Darkness. Jimmy shares his unique perspective on this underwater terror, and we can't wait to hear his take on it. But that's not all! We're also taking a swim with the ultimate beach bum, Jaws, in the infamous Jaws: The Revenge. Join us as we laugh, cringe, and question our life choices while enduring these cinematic masterpieces.

In this episode, the boys are joined by special guest, Sith! This month, they compare "Cabin Fever" against "House of the Dead." Reliving "Cabin Fever" seemed to re-enrage the gang, while "House of the Dead," a low-budget zombie movie, provided a breath of fresh air, keeping them intrigued and offering a bit of enjoyment. Tune in to find out which movie advances in the tournament!

In this trivial episode of The Slash or Smash Podcast, the gang dives into a comparison between "Alone in the Dark" and "Homecoming." "Homecoming" enters the fray with a fresh face, surprising the hosts by being better than anticipated. While it still falls short in some areas, it exhibits a lot of potential. The big question remains: is "Homecoming" bad enough to surpass the infamous "Alone in the Dark"? Click that Play button to find out!

In this episode, the gang concludes round 1 of their movie showdown with a comparison between "The Disappointments Room" and "The Haunting of Molly Hartley. These two titans proved to be quite the contenders to be worse than the other. However, one movie decided to have a coherent plot. CRAZY! Click that play button to see which dumpster fire moves on to be the ULTIMATE DUMPSTER FIRE!

In our latest episode, the gang braved the cinematic storm of Feardotcom versus Beneath the Darkness. These films took us on a wild ride through whacky camera angles, subpar plots, and downright illogical writing. Despite their terribleness, only one can advance in our tournament! Hit that play button to join us as we dissect these flicks and reveal the "victorious" contender!

In this episode, the hosts compared Bless the Child from 2000 to Cabin Fever from 2016, both considered contenders for the title of worst horror movie ever. The intense competition between these films led to a heated and closely contested decision. Tune in to the episode to discover which movie emerges victorious in this battle of the worst horror films.

In this episode, the "Worst Horror Movie Tournament" kicks off with a showdown between "One Missed Call" and "Alone in the Dark," both notorious for their low Rotten Tomatoes ratings. Join the hosts as they dissect the flaws of these horror films and determine which one inches closer to claiming the title of the official worst horror movie ever.

In this podcast episode, hosts John, Matt, and Tiff review the 1990 movie "Frankenhooker." They describe the film as incredibly cheesy, featuring over-the-top scenes and borderline childish writing. Despite providing some laughs, the hosts find that the movie lacks the nuance necessary to hold their attention. They express confusion about how the $1.5 million budget was utilized, as the film seems to fall short of expectations. The hosts give the movie a SLASH rating, highlighting its potential but ultimately noting its failure to deliver a satisfying viewing experience.