The Smorgasbord

Join the feast as cinephiles Craig and Ryan dig into current and classic films, pick at the morsels of entertainment news that fall onto their plate, and host the occasional guest of honor. The Smorgasbord - satisfy your taste.

Episode 88: Is This Coming from the Severed Stump of a Person? (minisode)

A lot's happened since we've been away. Democracy is hanging by a thread and so are a few celebrities. Tom Cruise is taking the pandemic VERY seriously, Harry Styles is maybe doing some home-wrecking, Armie Hammer's getting kink-shamed, and Kim and Kanye are about to start divvying up assets. Plus, Netflix is about to shove 52 movies down our throats.

01-19
39:47

Episode 87: Life With a Nemesis Is So Much More Fun (minisode)

The days are getting shorter and darker, but that doesn't mean we can't appreciate the little things - like comedic genius, Rudy Giuliani contracting Covid, or Elliot Page living his truth. Meanwhile, there might be something even MORE sinister behind the HBO-Warner Bros deal than just the death of theaters, and Taylor Swift goes scorched-earth on her nemesis, Scooter Braun.

12-08
31:41

Episode 86: Out of Time (2003)

Special Guest Frazier Tharpe drops by to discuss Out of Time, the underseen and undervalued tropical noir directed by one of Hollywood's best hired guns. Who knew the fax machine could be so suspensful!

11-19
58:20

Episode 85 - No One Knows What Cancelling Means (minisode)

When every news story seems to fit into a theme, you've just got to lean in. So even though it's a topic usually reserved for right wing trolls, "Cancel Culture," or whatever the hell that is, is on the menu. David Fincher is making a series about it, Ellen DeGeneres and Hollywood's least-favorite Chris make their comebacks, a celebrity pastor is fired in disgrace, and we have some warnings to dish out for fans jumping into the Depp-Heard debacle.

11-17
33:46

Episode 84: Pickup on South Street (1953)

Craig and Ryan are playing both sides against the middle in this episode as they discuss Pickup on South Street's fatalistic examination of the Cold War. We discuss casting what-ifs, talk about the distinct look of the film, and ask ourselves the question: can a movie ever truly be apolitical?

11-12
52:31

Episode 83: Are You Aware of What A Psychic Vampire Is? (mini-ish-sode)

It's an important time in America, festers. Election results are in and Clare finally blows up The Bachelorette. Friend of the Pod, Greg Barron, joins to talk about where we go from here as a country, and as Chris Harrison's willing victims.

11-10
42:48

Episode 82: Sweet Smell of Success (1957)

Craig and Ryan dive into Noirvember with a film about the seedy world of New York gossip columnists and find that Sweet Smell of Success is a great noir that isn't afraid to double down on cynicism

11-05
54:03

Episode 81: Not One Guillotine Has Been Rolled Out (minisode)

It's all about relationships this week as Ryan breaks up with Netflix and defends Brad Pitt's post-divorce galavanting, while Craig wonders how Kim is reacting to Kanye going full Frankenstein. Plus, a verdict comes down in the Depp-Sun liable suit.

11-03
35:11

Episode 80: Trouble Every Day (2001)

Craig and Ryan take spooky movie month into overdrive with Claire Denis' take on the vampire/cannibal/zombie genre, "Trouble Every Day." It's definitely the most disturbing movie covered on the pod to date, so come ready.

10-31
41:28

Episode 79: Friday the 13th (1980)

In an episode that was possible more cursed than Camp Crystal Lake (dropped calls, lost files), resident franchise expert, AJ Ryan tries to convince Ryan that there's more than meets the eye when it comes to "Friday the 13th," and taps into the anxieties that transformed horror from otherworldly monsters, to the sinister figures in our own back yard.

10-30
01:24:13

Episode 78: Walking Red Flags (minisode)

Borat is back, Kanye West is delusional, and the Bachelorette boys are maybe a little too chill in this week's minisode

10-27
37:29

Episode 77: Ryan Gets Got (minisode)

Craig and Ryan have been wandering in an internet-less hellscape, but they're here to bring you some delicious tidbits. Apparently the presidential debate format is too tough for some, Jeffrey Toobin doesn't know how to quit a zoom call, the Bachelorette is off to a rocky start, and Ryan falls prey to an internet hoax.

10-20
37:16

Episode 76: Son of Frankenstein (1939)

What do you do when you find out you've inherited a horrifying castle in a town where everyone hates? Move there and stir up shit, of course! "Son of Frankenstein" is a madcap take on a Universal classic and, as Craig hopes to prove, is the perfect for a Halloween drinking game.

10-19
50:11

Episode 75: Where There's A Gore There's A Way (minisode)

Theaters are closing, the president is hopped up on steroids, Disney execs are railing cocaine. In these dark times, we all need our guilty pleasures. Craig and Ryan push for Gore Verbinski to helm all future ride-based films, wonder why we're still hearing about "The Hunger Games," and make some predictions for this season of "The Bachelorette."

10-13
30:50

Episode 74: The Mummy (1999)

Erin Kelly drops by to talk about demonic houses, future president Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and the enduring pleasures of "The Mummy"

10-08
01:04:48

Episode 73: Back to Basics

Craig and Ryan briefly touch on the delicious irony of a COVID-ravaged White House, lament the shuttering of Regal Cinemas, and then they're off to do an epic Trailer Watch, where they ask questions such as: who is the worst Best Actor winner of the last 30 years and why is it obviously Rami Malek?

10-06
37:32

Episode 72: The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)

Put away the tuxedos and throw on a Hawaiian shirt because this week we're cracking into an overlooked spy comedy that shows the value of a well-timed gunshot to the face. Despite making few waves when it came out, "The Spy Who Dumped Me" has some great jokes, just enough tender moments, and some of the most brutal deaths we've seen all month.

09-25
52:17

Episode 71: Don't Text Your Ex (minisode)

The Republic is collapsing before our very eyes, country music shows up to the activism table, Ellen dodges responsibility like Neo dodges bullets, and a previous bachelor winner is awarded a restraining order against her bachelor.

09-24
31:05

Episode 70: Army of Shadows (1969)

Pull your collars up and hat brims down. Sever all ties and burn the photos in your wallet. This week, it's a deeply personal look at the French Resistance, directed by a true blue member.

09-17
01:00:46

Episode 69: Sans Context, An Erect Penis? (minisode)

Be ready to stuff your tummies to bursting, Feasters, because this week we’ve got a full plate and Ryan has plenty of "fuck you's" to dole out. Captain America lets a little something slip out, Warner Bros and Sony are playing it close to the vest with pandemic data, there are about a million reasons not to see “Mulan,” and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has decided to set some standards that they’re already meeting.

09-15
29:36

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