đď¸ Episode: Flamingo Fest Recap â Miller StyleLabor Day in Miller Beach means one thing: Flamingo Fest! Jerry, Josh & Jen Pancake take you inside the mayhem with live clips from the beach, music from local bands like Nick Danger, Hurricane Reggae, and The Ramos, plus stories only Miller could deliver. đThis episode is proudly sponsored by: đ SoCool Shirts â Wear your weird. đ All In Jest Trivia â The most fun you can have with a buzzer. đ Flamingo Pizza â Keeping Miller fueled one slice at a time.From reggae rhythms to rock riffs and a packed beer garden, Flamingo Fest 2025 was a party for the ages. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and a little local flavor only Miller Morning Madhouse can serve up. (00:06) - Flamingo Fest Madness (11:13) - Jerry Clemens and the Band (27:18) - Panty Throwing Shenanigans (43:19) - The Swinger B&B (44:53) - Live Updates from Flamingo Fest (58:56) - Ray's Panty Exchange (01:12:53) - Marketing Genius Ideas â Support this podcast on Patreon â
đď¸ Episode Title: Afterburners and Sunburners...đĽ Hosts: Jerry Pancake & Josh Scramble (with cameos from Broadway Beth, Joel, and Gianna âG-Eazyâ)đ§ Presented by: SoCoolShirts.com & All In Jest TriviađĽ In this extra-toasty episode, the Madhouse crew recaps the Gary Air Show â Millerâs unofficial Super Bowl of sunburns, shitbags, and sketchy $20 driveway parking schemes. The Thunderbirds roar overhead while locals roast below, turning the beach into a battlefield of canopies, patio furniture, and pure chaos.âď¸ Josh reports live from the sand with survival tips: donât fuck with the locals, bring water, and for the love of SPF, wear sunscreen unless you enjoy looking like graffiti-tagged ribs. đ Meanwhile, the neighborhood parking wars hit full tilt â from friends âborrowingâ driveways, to mystery suspects running over safety signs, to Millerâs favorite hustle: $20 cash, grass, or ass to park between a busted trampoline and a rusted-out Camaro. đĽ Add in a live âshitbag count,â sunburn horror stories, and a PSA about not setting up your towel two inches from someone else, and youâve got peak Miller madness.𧢠Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com â where your beach hangover is always in fashion â and The Miller Community Theatre â proving community theater and chaos can co-exist since forever.đ Tune in and remember: the jets arenât the only thing leaving people fried this weekend. (01:01) - Air Show Excitement (02:19) - The Madness of Summer (03:27) - Gary Air Show Highlights (07:25) - Tips for Attending (10:37) - Observing the Locals (14:21) - Parking Etiquette (16:26) - Moving to Miller Beach (19:53) - The Air Show Experience (21:24) - Weird Phenomena at the Show (23:17) - Shitbag Count (28:08) - Parking Drama (29:20) - Family Visits and Expectations (36:57) - Holiday Reflections (42:50) - Controversial Parade Floats (46:17) - Parking Deals (47:41) - Live Beach Tips (53:30) - The Importance of Sunscreen (58:27) - Wrapping Up the Show â Support this podcast on Patreon â
đď¸ Episode Title: Born on the 3rd of July đĽ Hosts: Jerry Pancake, Josh Scramble, Elizabeth Benedict đ§ Presented by: SoCoolShirts.com & The Miller Beach University of Advanced ConsumptionđĽ In this red, white, and totally unhinged episode, the gang recaps a wild stretch of summer madness in Miller Beach. First up, a fight breaks out at The Flamingo just before the 4th â punches, flip-flops, and bad decisions flying through the air like bottle rockets.âď¸ Then we check in on the heatwave thatâs got everybody spicier than gas station salsa, and reflect on the emotional toll of 92 degrees, warm beer, and shirtless overconfidence.đ And finally, itâs our 4th of July wrap-up â Miller-style. One rookie drinker nearly goes down for the count, but is heroically saved by a bikini-clad mom-squad trained by sheer instinct and poolside Pinot Grigio. If you're new to Miller, know this: our 4th is not for beginners. Itâs T-ball meets MLB fastballs, and the only rule is don't pass out in the sand.𧢠Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com â where your hangover can be stylish â and the prestigious Miller Beach University of Advanced Consumption â educating the next generation of questionable decisions since last Thursday.đ Tune in and remember: in Miller, the fireworks donât stop just because the sky clears. (00:50) - Welcome to the Madhouse (02:10) - Return of Elizabeth (14:06) - The 4th of July Recap (16:49) - Festivities Before the 4th (28:26) - The IV Incident (40:50) - Conclusion and Thanks â Support this podcast on Patreon â
đď¸ Episode Title: First Cars & Kinda-For-Sale DreamsIn this very special episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake finally spills the (motor) oil on true stories heâs never shared beforeâhis legendary first cars. Buckle up for tales of a wobbly Karmann Ghia and a 1977 Cutlass Supreme so massive it needed its own zip code. These are the rides that started it allâand yes, weâre talking about the IROC-Z too. Itâs still around. Itâs still loud. And itâs kinda for sale (if youâre cool).đ Also in this episode: a shoutout to the Madwomenâs Late Night Cabaret, the latest production from Miller Community Theatre, running this weekend and next at the Marshall J. Gardner Center for the Arts in beautiful downtown Gary. đ millercommunitytheatre.comđ Bonus nostalgia bomb: Weâre rerunning the very first commercial ever made for the SoCool Podcastâa 2019 throwback ad for Betten Chevrolet in South Haven, Michigan, recorded by Jerry Pancake and Christopher Robin in the middle of a fever dream and a snowstorm. Itâs as chaotic and brilliant as you'd expect.𧢠Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com â home of weird, retro, and slightly irresponsible fashion. Free shipping on orders over $25 all summer long. đ SoCoolShirts.com (00:09) - WSBR Super Beach Radio (00:44) - Memory Lane: First Rides (15:44) - Car Troubles and Solutions (16:51) - The Cutlass Chronicles (20:17) - Closing Thoughts and Thanks â Support this podcast on Patreon â
đ¸ S2E2 â You Canât Get There from Here In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Jen Pancake stay safely behind the mic while Josh Scramble returns from the Sonic Temple Music Festival with tales of glory, grit, and gastrointestinal distress.What starts as a music review quickly unravels into a cautionary tale about rideshare disasters, rickshaw salvation, and why you should never trust a festival porta-potty after dark. Josh recounts the madness of 100-band lineups, questionable fashion choices (bondagewear in the sun?!), and the existential despair of trying to find your Uber when every parking lot looks like a post-apocalyptic escape room.From Alice Cooperâs guillotine to Metallicaâs ear-shattering finale, Josh delivers the highlights, the low points, and the lingering chili-related trauma. Jerry and Jen offer running commentary, incredulous reactions, and a healthy dose of judgment from the comfort of the studio.Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com â Your one-stop shop for T-shirts that scream, âI survived the parking lot.â Community supported by MillerCommunityTheatre.com â Local drama without the porta-potty lines. (00:09) - WSPR Super Beach Radio (00:46) - Sonic Temple Journey (01:30) - The Hotel Party (09:30) - Moshing Away Calories (10:09) - Concert Chaos (10:50) - The Rickshaw Rescue (15:55) - Music Festival Reflections (21:16) - Upcoming IROC Changes â Support this podcast on Patreon â
đ§ Season 2, Episode 1: Heavy Uncles, Moshpits, and Goth Tits Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where the coffeeâs burnt, the guests are unpaid, and the FCC hasnât figured out how to shut us down yet. Pancake and Scramble are back in the saddle (and in serious need of a nap), joined by the fabulous Jen Pancake and our man in the pitâJosh Scrambleâwho just survived Sonic Temple Music Festival with only minor bruising and one mysterious stain.In this episode, we dive headfirst into:The biology of the Heavy Uncle â a rare, tank-topped beast who emerges from his garage every May to rock a Megadeth tee and call every band âreal music.âMoshpit etiquette (spoiler: donât wear flip-flops).An in-depth analysis of the modern-day gothâyes, they still walk among us, and yes, some of them are now surprisingly busty.Plus, Scrambleâs firsthand report from the festival trenches, where he allegedly wept during a Deftones set and paid $14 for a churro.đ As always, a special shoutout to our friends at Miller Community Theatre for keeping the drama on stage where it belongs. đ And massive thanks to our sponsor SoCoolShirts.com, your #1 source for shirts that make your dad uncomfortable and your mom nostalgic.Rate us, review us, and tell your cousin RandyâSeason 2 is officially underway. (00:05) - Welcome to WSBR Super Beach Radio (00:41) - Shoutouts to Sponsors (02:45) - Josh's Road Trip Stories (05:11) - Experience at Sonic Temple (06:39) - The Titty Count (07:24) - Female Metal Fans (08:46) - Juggalo Observations (09:26) - Festival Experiences (13:15) - Festival Band Lineup (16:13) - Heavy Metal Revelations (19:51) - The Donut of Destruction (22:31) - The Wall of Death (24:34) - Butt Stuff and Birth Control (25:38) - Next Episode Teaser â Support this podcast on Patreon â
đď¸ Episode 10: Deny, Defend, Deposeđ§ââď¸ "Somebody ate the evidence."In this legal-thriller-turned-80s-gamer throwback, Jerry Pancake finds himself in the hot seatâliterallyâbeing deposed for reasons he may or may not understand. But things take a turn when a mysterious someone eats the only piece of evidence. (No spoilers, but it may have involved nacho cheese.)Between dodging legal jargon and blaming his attorney, Pancake takes a nostalgic detour back to the pixelated days of the Mario Brothers, exploring the real question: Was Princess Peach worth all that jumping? Spoiler: Not when thereâs a warp pipe to Margaritaville.Plus: We dig into the 2020 Archives for a long-lost, definitely-real commercial from Trumpâs Old Ballsâthe political ad that probably got flagged by the FCC.đľ Music Featured in This Episode:đšď¸ Ian Post â Super Duperđł Jerry Pancake â Moons Over My HammyđĽ Sponsored by:đ SoCoolShirts.com â Wear your weird. Confuse your coworkers. Delight your enemies.đ The Miller Community Theatre â Presenting The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee this April at the Marshall J. Gardner Center! Come for the comedy, stay because you canât spell âquixoticâ under pressure.â All In Jest Trivia â Hosted by Josh Scramble, Friday, March 28th at the Marshall J. Gardner Center. Bring your big brains and tiny pencils.đ§ Listen now wherever you get your podcasts, or yell "OBJECTION!" into a Koopa shell and see what happens.#MillerMorningMadhouse #DenyDefendDepose #PrincessPeachProblems #TrumpsOldBalls #SoCoolMedia #SupportLocalTheatre #MarioLawyers #TriviaWithJoshScramble (01:08) - Introduction to the Madhouse (02:36) - Pancake's Deposition Adventure (10:28) - Cowboy Catheters Explained (13:09) - Trump's Old Balls Discussion (15:29) - Donkey Kong Trivia (18:17) - Video Game Nostalgia (20:57) - Closing Remarks and Thanks â Support this podcast on Patreon â
Episode 9: Everything Sucks Now⌠đď¸đ¨ DOUBLE EPISODE ALERT! đ¨ After a long hiatus filled with illness, burnout, and an overwhelming sense of being over it, Jerry Pancake and the Miller Morning Madhouse crew are back with a nearly double-length episode (41 minutes of pure, unfiltered truth).In this episode, we catch up on what weâve been up to the last couple of months, and most importantly, we break down why travelâspecifically flyingâabsolutely sucks now. From chaotic airports to airlines treating passengers like livestock, we leave no stone unturned in our rant against the skies. And if you think things couldn't get worse, just rememberâthe White House is now a Tesla dealership.đľ Music Featured in This Episode: đ¸ RockNStock â Wrecked đĽ The Professionals â Flying Pots đ¤ Moons Over My Hammy â Jerry PancakeđĽ Sponsored by: đ SoCoolShirts.com â Because life might suck, but your wardrobe doesnât have to. Grab a shirt and express your existential despair in style.đ The Miller Community Theatre â The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee â Coming this April to the Marshall J. Gardner Center! Support local theater before AI takes over Broadway. Tickets on sale now!â All In Jest Trivia â Join Josh Scramble for a night of brain-busting fun and questionable knowledge at the Marshall J. Gardner Center on Friday, March 28th! Bring your A-game⌠or at least some alcohol.đ§ Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!#MillerMorningMadhouse #EverythingSucks #FlyingIsTheWorst #TeslaDealershipWhiteHouse #SoCoolMedia #SupportLocalTheatre #TriviaTime4o (00:21) - Introduction to the Madhouse (01:33) - Return from Hiatus (02:53) - Apologies and Updates (05:10) - Health and Travel Stories (08:01) - Canadian Adventures (08:51) - Teachers and Their Quirks (09:47) - Testing Season Shenanigans (12:24) - Listener Challenges (20:33) - Everything Sucks Now Segment (21:45) - Air Travel Woes (26:36) - Security Line Stresses (34:10) - Funny Travel Stories (37:55) - Closing Remarks â Support this podcast on Patreon â
Episode 8: Bathrooms and Backdrafts...Sponsored by SoCool Shirts, All In Jest TriviaThis week on Miller Morning Madhouse, we flush out some of the messiest tales yet. Join Jerry Pancake, Josh Scramble, and Jen Pancake as they tackle the pressing issues of bathroom etiquette, work poop protocols, and the dreaded backdrafts that leave lasting impressions (on more than just porcelain).From the public restroom horrors of Benton Harbor gas stations to the oddly poetic bathroom setups at Midway Airport, this episode is an overflowing mix of laughter, embarrassment, and just a hint of trauma. Plus, hear the latest updates from Miller Beachâs own Flamingo Bar, including why their bathroom might need a rebranding.đś Music in This Episode:Intro: Flush Beats by DJ DrainoAd Break: Healthcare Kart: Luigiâs Revenge jingleOutro: French Toast Crunch is Life by Jerry Pancake⨠Special Thanks:SoCool Shirts: Turning bad decisions into great fashion since day one.All In Jest Trivia: Donât miss Friday Trivia Night, where the questions are as unpredictable as Josh Scrambleâs production notes.Flamingo Pizza of Miller Beach: Serving good vibes, great drinks, and questionable bathroom configurations.đ§ Tune In Next Week:Weâre diving into cereal debates, birthday shoutouts, and why Miller Beach might need its own line of retro snacks. Donât miss it!đŠ Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts or Spotifyâbecause everyone loves a good bathroom story. Stay Cool! đ˝â¨ (00:45) - The Big Dump Debate (01:42) - Welcome Back to Madhouse (04:01) - Poop Protocol at Work (05:47) - Public Dump Stories (10:40) - The Bathroom Chronicles (11:53) - Healthcare Cart and Luigi's Revenge (13:59) - Airport Bathroom Privacy (17:11) - Just the Tip Party Recap (19:04) - False Dawn and Hangovers (21:47) - French Toast Crunch Discovery (23:20) - A Shitty Episode Wrap-Up â Support this podcast on Patreon â
Episode 7: In the Doghouse...Sponsored by SoCool Shirts â because looking cool has never been easier (or funnier).This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble team up with the ever-entertaining Elizabeth Benedict to bring you an unforgettable episode full of nostalgia, surprise endings, and laughs so big, they might scare your guinea pig.đ First, weâre traveling back in time to the early days of AOL and the internet. Remember that sweet sound of dial-up connecting? From chatroom chaos to regrettable screen names, weâre reliving the wild west of cyberspace â where every "You've Got Mail" felt like a gift from the internet gods.đ Next, the story of a dog at a rave takes center stage. This furry partygoer had the time of their life under the strobe lights, but hold onto your glow sticks because the ending to this tale is guaranteed to catch you off guard. Let's just say, itâs not your typical âfetchâ story.đš Finally, we dive into the strange and mysterious world of guinea pigs and the Pancake brothers. Why were they not allowed to have pets? đď¸ And donât miss the featured clip from Deez Nutz, Jerry Pancakeâs comedy album that has the internet buzzing. If you havenât heard it yet, what are you even doing with your life?As always, thank you for listening! Donât forget to rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and head to SoCoolShirts.com for the coolest designs this side of the internet.Stay tuned for next weekâs antics â assuming Jerry doesnât get lost in the AOL archives or Josh doesnât try to resurrect the guinea pig.Stay Cool â JP (00:22) - Welcome to WSPR Super Beach Radio (00:52) - Internet Days and Guinea Pigs (02:46) - The Legend of Jerry Pancake (08:12) - A Dog's Misadventure (16:38) - The Rumble on Rush (17:54) - Growing Up with Pets (23:18) - The Ghost of the Guinea Pig (26:05) - Closing Thoughts and Thanks â Support this podcast on Patreon â
Episode 6: Jesus is Just AlrightSponsored by SoCool Shirts, All In Jest Trivia, and Chad's Shack of Crap. On this hilarious and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we continue our conversation with Elizabeth Benedict, the Madhouse's newest true crime detective. From the scandalous stories of Miller Beach's past to a surprising deep dive into local trivia night traditions, Elizabeth holds her own as the chaos unfolds.Of course, with Josh Scramble at the production helm, there are plenty of unexpected twistsâthink wacky sound effects, food-related trivia teasers, and a wild tangent about Bill Cosby and Doobie Brothers theology. Plus, Jerry Pancake gives us his trademark musings about parenting in the '70s, local swinger culture, and the eternal question: "What would Jesus play on his soundtrack?"đś Music in This Episode:Intro: "Jesus Is Just Alright" by The Doobie BrothersAd Breaks: Custom jingles from Chad's Shack of CrapOutro: A very Creed-inspired moment from Jerry Pancake himself⨠Special Thanks:SoCool Shirts, where you can "shop local and be vocal" with designs as unique as this show.All In Jest Trivia, happening at the Marshall J. Gardner Center. Join us for the Blackest Friday Trivia Night!Chad's Shack of Crap: "Because sometimes the best gift is almost the real thing."đ§ Tune In Next Week:The Madhouse takes a walk on the wild side with an episode all about pets, admissions of guilt, and how Jerry Pancake learned not to trust goats.Donât forget to subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and if youâre feeling generous, leave us a review! Your support keeps the Madhouse spinning.Stay CoolâJP & the Madhouse Team (00:22) - Morning Madhouse Introduction (01:33) - Meet Our Special Guest (02:14) - Swingers and Local Lore (03:28) - Podcast Origins Revealed (04:54) - Radio Talk and Personalities (07:38) - The Jesus Station Announcement (10:43) - Holiday Shopping Tips (11:55) - Trivia Night Invitation (17:17) - Black Friday Trivia Details (19:50) - Wrapping Up with Fun (21:39) - Bill Cosby and Dark Humor (25:23) - Closing Reflections on Radio â Support this podcast on Patreon â
Episode 5: Suicide by CharlestonSponsored by SoCool Shirts and the Great State of Indiana: "It's not that bad..."In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, weâre diving deep into the dramatic and tragic story of former Gary mayor William J. Fulton, a man who lived and died during the wild Jazz Age. Join us as we uncover how the allure of speakeasies, gangsters, and a relentless Charleston craze led to his untimely end.This week, we're excited to introduce our new crime reporter, Elizabeth Benedict, whoâs here to shed light on the untold, scandalous stories of Garyâs past. Will she be able to keep Josh Scramble and Jerry Pancake on track? Weâll see!đś Music in This Episode:IBY by DJ B-DukeAmish Paradise by âWeird Alâ YankovicMoons over My Hammy by our very own Jerry PancakeCheck out - Our Gary Stories for more info on Gary's scandalous past! It is an amazing site! Tune in for a mix of history, humor, and a touch of the outrageousâjust the way we like it in Miller Beach. Donât forget to subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and if youâre feeling generous, leave us a review to help more folks discover the Madhouse!Stay Cool, and remember⌠sometimes, history dances on the edge.Thank You's:Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Hair BNB, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next weekâhopefullyâif weâre not too hungover to hit record (00:34) - Welcome to WSPR Super Beach Radio (01:07) - The Wild Story of William Fulton (02:35) - Meet Our True Crime Detective (07:37) - The Jazz Age's Corruption (09:56) - The Mysterious Death of Fulton (13:16) - Generational Connections to Gary's Past (19:08) - The Titanic and Submarine Comparisons (21:44) - Thanks for Joining Us! â Support this podcast on Patreon â
Episode 4: Smokestack Jack and the Tiny HandsâŚSponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com, Chad GPT, and Johnny Fiveâs Robot Brothel. Also, Millerites, make sure to join Josh Scramble for All in Jest Trivia at the Marshall J Gardner Center for the Arts here in Miller Beach on Black Friday! It's all about food! Welcome back to Miller Morning Madhouse! Episode 4 has us diving into the thrills and pitfalls of throuples, the questionable joys of warm vodka, and the saga of tiny hands. This oneâs a smokestack jacking ride thatâll keep you laughing (and maybe questioning your own life choices).But first, we want to give a HUGE thank you to our amazing listeners. Your support, ratings, and laughs keep this madhouse alive, so donât forget to hit that rate button on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! And if youâre interested in sponsoring our madness, reach out to us at contact@socoolshirts.com.Music & Extras:Intro Music: We kick things off with IamDaylight by Funky Cat to set the tone.Chad GPT Ad: The worldâs first "gay-I, not AI," ready to help in more ways than one.Johnny Fiveâs Robot Brothel Ad: Catering to your everyâŚmechanical need.Transitions: We groove along with Ru Paulâs You Better Work and Pat Traversâ Smokinâ Whiskey, Drinkinâ Cocaine for that extra punch.Outro Song: Closing with Arlo Guthrieâs City of New Orleans, Tic Tac Toe, and the SoCool exclusive So You Wanna F** a Sex Bot* by Jerry Pancake.Special Thanks: Special thanks to SoCoolShirts.com, Chad GPT, Johnny Fiveâs Robot Brothel, and all of our incredible listeners for keeping this show on the railsâor as close as we can get! And donât forget, All in Jest Trivia is coming up at the Marshall J. Gardner Center the day after Thanksgiving. Mark your calendars for a post-turkey trivia throwdown you wonât want to miss!And finally, stay tuned at the end for a Behind the Music moment with Chuck Roundsteak, a blast from Josh Scrambleâs past, revealing someâŚcreative liberties he took with his resume a decade ago. (00:24) - Welcome to Miller Mornings U (02:17) - Weird Beach Encounters (06:27) - Throuples and Relationships (09:25) - Introducing Chad GPT (11:48) - Listener Shoutout (17:48) - So Cool Shirts Promo (19:06) - Johnny Five's Robot Brothel (21:13) - Closing Remarks and Teasers â Support this podcast on Patreon â
Episode 3: Just the Tips...Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com and Hair BNBWeâre back with another wild ride in Miller Morning Madhouse Episode 3, and this oneâs all about Just the Tip(s). Weâre serving up the ultimate guide for potential Air BNB renters at Miller Beach, with everything you need to know to avoid sunburns and seagull ambushes. Plus, we dive into some laugh-out-loud Yelp reviews of Romantixâbecause who doesnât love a little awkward humor?But first, a HUGE thank you to all of our incredible listeners for your support. Your love, your laughs, and your ratings are what keep this madhouse going. Donât forget to rate us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotifyâand if youâre looking to sponsor the show, hit us up at contact@socoolshirts.com. Weâd love to hear from you!Music & Extras:Intro Music: Clap to the Disco by Yarin Primak kicks off the madness.Hair BNB Commercial: Featuring Hair by The Cowsills, because fabulous hair is just a rental away.Transitions: We keep it groovy with Whatever You Like by Messwave.Outro Song: Close out the episode with Moons Over My Hammy by Bill Harrison, written by none other than Jerry Pancake.Thank You's:Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Hair BNB, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next weekâhopefullyâif weâre not too hungover to hit record â Support this podcast on Patreon â
Episode 2: Her Hole Had Lots of Visitors... Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble keep things chaotic and unpredictable with another round of local drama, fan interactions, and, of course, hilarious weather updates. Hold on to your hats, because this episode goes off the rails fast!In this episode:We dive into the wild story of Jerry Clemons, who recently got hacked and is now scrambling to fix his life. But donât worryâheâs still set to play Flamingo on Wednesday, 10/9, alongside Chad Burton. Will he rise above the digital chaos or get hacked again before his set?Jerry and Josh open up the email inbox for fan suggestions on new show characters. Letâs just say... you guys didnât disappoint. If youâve ever wanted to have a hand in creating the madhouse, nowâs your chance.Jen Porkbelly-Hamhock takes on the role of weather forecaster this week. Between her four divorces and her expert predictions, weâre not sure which storm will hit harderâthe weather or her love life.Commercials for:SoCool ShirtsâHome of the coolest and most questionable t-shirts. When your wardrobe needs a little more chaos, hit up SoCool Shirts for some fresh gear.Sledgehammer LawâWhen life hits you like a hack, let Sledgehammer Law smash back. For all your legal needs, especially the ones you never saw coming.Musical Highlights:Intro Music: "Cool My Bass" by Balloon PlanetOutro Music: Walkin' the Dog (Cover) as performed live by Nick Danger: Jerry Clemons & Chad Burton â Check it out on YouTubeWill it Go Round in Circles - Billy Preston - TransitionIsland Girl - Elton John - TransitionShow Notes:In this episode, we follow the chaos that is Jerry Clemons trying to recover from getting his persona hacked. Despite the digital drama, heâs still gearing up to play at Flamingo on 10/9, so catch him and the Nick Danger Band.Fans of the show get their chance to shine as Jerry and Josh read out their character suggestions from the madhouse email inbox. Letâs just say, things got weird email the show at contact@socoolshirts.com. Weather is brought to you by none other than Jenny Porkbelly-Hamhock. Expect some stormy forecasts...and weâre not just talking about the weather. Stacy Sizzle is also floated as a replacement for Miss Hamhock. A huge thanks to SoCool Shirts, Sledgehammer Law, and Romantix for their continued support. A special shoutout to the Marshall J. Gardner Center for hosting the great events at All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble and the Miller Community Theatre. Big thanks as well to the MBACD for making these events possible and supporting the community.Tune in next Sunday for another episodeâif Jerry Clemons doesnât get hacked again, and weâre not too hungover to hit record! (00:20) - Welcome to Miller Hall of Shame (01:41) - The Saga of Jerry Clemens (10:56) - Miller Burnout Syndrome (13:00) - Weather Report with Jenny (19:19) - Introducing New Characters (20:27) - Closing Thoughts and Announcements â Support this podcast on Patreon â
Episode 1: What Had Happened Was...Welcome to Miller Morning Madhouse, the wildest ride in Miller Beach! Hosted by local legend Jerry Pancake and his trusty co-host Josh Scramble, this show dives into the hilarious, strange, and downright unbelievable stories from Miller Beach and beyond. Itâs part local radio, part circus, and all madhouse. Whether youâre a die-hard local or just tuning in for the chaos, you're in for a wild time!In this episode:Jerry Pancake shares his unbelievable story of how he forgot 9/11. Yep, you heard that right. Only Jerry could turn a day of national memory into something... well, you have to hear it to believe it.Then thereâs Little Billy Nailer, the poor kid who got sucked up by a twister in Kendallville, Indiana, back in 1968. Trust us, youâll laugh, youâll cry, and youâll wonder how anyone could find humor in this whirlwind of a story.And who could forget Hairless Hezakah, the man, the myth, the (hairless) legend. Honestly, we're still recovering from this one.Thanks to Our Sponsers:Two Time Tonyâs F**k ShedsâIf you need a shed (or, you know, something more questionable), Tonyâs got you covered.SoCool ShirtsâThe place to get t-shirts cool enough to survive the madness of Miller Morning Madhouse. Shop now and grab something questionable yet stylish!All In Jest Trivia with Josh ScrambleâJoin Josh at the Marshall J. Gardner Center for trivia nights that are as wild as this show. The questions might stump you, but the fun is guaranteed!Miller Community TheatreâAlso at the Marshall J. Gardner Center, the local talent puts on shows thatâll make you laugh, cry, and maybe even question reality (kind of like this podcast). Big thanks to the MBACD for hosting these great events!Musical Highlights:Messwave - "Whatever You Like"Rex Banner - "Run The Place"Van Halen - "Humans Being"Thomas Newman - "The Whistlestop Cafe"Weird Al Yankovic - "Amish Paradise"Captain Joz - "Tik Tac Toe"Bill Harrison - "Moons Over My Hammy"Show Notes:Miller Morning Madhouse is Miller Beachâs most unpredictable and hilarious morning show, where local legends and absurd stories collide.In this episode, youâll get to know the infamous tale of Jerry Pancake forgetting 9/11, hear about Little Billy Nailerâs tragic but laugh-out-loud encounter with a twister, and meet the enigma that is Hairless Hezakah.Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Two Time Tony's FCk Sheds*, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next Sunday morningâhopefullyâif weâre not too hungover to hit recordPlease contact us at Contact us at 219-200-4280 or Contact@SoCoolShirts.com if you'd like to advertise on the show (Yes, we will give you a REAL commercial.) â Support this podcast on Patreon â
Get ready for a sneak peek into the wild world of Miller Morning Madhouse! This teaser introduces you to the hilarious chaos thatâs about to unfold. Join hosts Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble as they dive into the most ridiculous and unforgettable topics that only they could tackle.This madhouse has everything:Fuck Sheds (yes, thatâs a thing).Little Billy Nailerâthe kid who got sucked up by a twister and lived to tell the tale.Getting over 9/11 because I forgotâyou wonât believe where this conversation goes.And, of course, Stories of Old Mrs. Johnsonâs handiwork at her bed and breakfastâwhich are as strange as they are legendary.As if that wasnât enough, itâs rated the Greatest Podcast Ever by Presidents (donât ask which ones) and backed by the iconic SoCool Shirts.Presented and produced by the SoCool Podcast, this teaser is just a taste of the madness. We couldnât do this without the support of the incredible Miller Beach community, and weâre so thankful for all your love and encouragement. The full episode drops on September 29th, so mark your calendars for a morning filled with laughs, questionable takes, and pure madness.Stay cool, Miller Beach! â Support this podcast on Patreon â
On the anniversary of my Dadâs death, hereâs an episode devoted to him. Love you all. â Support this podcast on Patreon â
This is a re-release of the first episode of Season 2 in 2019. We thought the movie would be released in early 2020, but due to Covid, production was halted and it was not released until 2022. This is one of our best episodes. Season 2 was recorded over a three day period in October of 2019, along with our comedy album - Deez Nutz. We will be releasing another episode ifor season 4 soon, so stay tuned!Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. â Support this podcast on Patreon â
We're back! The gang has invested in an odd purchase - a helicopter to fly over bars, which they use to check in on The 'Ole Slut Bar in North Scottsdale and the Flamingo in Gary, IN. Beelzebub checks in with Pancake to talk about his plans for Epstein Island and how Jedi's jerk off. This Episode is sponsered by Satan, or Sa - Tan, and the 'Ole Slut Bar. Songs by Power Station and Elton John. Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. â Support this podcast on Patreon â