The Stool Pigeons

Harrison gets Jack a gift; they take a deep dive into the Covid lab leak, and then discuss the immorality of photoshopping cleavage in pictures. Finally, Harrison introduces a segment called Elevator Pitch, where Jack provides new ways of looking at some of film's greatest characters. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/thestoolpigeons

Harrison and Jack mourn the death of beloved robot and Middle East correspondent Molestrios. The duo reveal the official Stool Pigeons take on UFOs, and then discuss another unexplained phenomena, erotic Reddit sensation Mark on the Green. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/thestoolpigeons

Harrison and Jack discuss their incredible record of abysmal predictions, spanning everything from finance to pharmaceuticals. They do a test run of George Costanza's strategy. Will Jack be dating Melinda Gates? The team learns cultural studies majors have infiltrated the CIA — now it’s WOKE and intersectional AF. Media sharpens knives for Yang Gang in NYC. Harrison recounts cheating scandal plaguing Kentucky Derby while Jack drafts blueprint to whack off horses for cash; FDA moves on Menthols. Does Harrison land a point in lightning round? Listen to the end to find out. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLtB9Mj08nMXHWu8vHdU3w/?sub_confirmation=1

Jack and Harrison discuss their failed MindMed prediction. They continue to make other lousy predictions, including an expected YouTube monetization, now in jeopardy after a community guidelines strike a day after they recorded this episode. They then talk about Bill Gates denying the world’s poor the Covid vaccine by teaming up with big pharma. Finally, they review HBO Max’s recent release of Mortal Kombat, and Jack is in the hot seat this week in Lightning Round.

Harrison and Jack discuss MindMed's Nasdaq listing, the failed billionaire takeover of soccer, cancelled mascots, and settle important questions of the day, in lightning round. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons​ Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLtB9Mj08nMXHWu8vHdU3w/?sub_confirmation=1

Harrison and Jack discuss their struggles to game the YouTube algorithm, whether the United States is really leaving Afghanistan, speculate about the rise of Dogecoin, and debate whether Rocky IV or John Wick was the more important film. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLtB9Mj08nMXHWu8vHdU3w/?sub_confirmation=1

Harrison and Jack discuss the disappointment of less gratuitous nudity on HBO Max, the enduring civil war over sexuality in the furry community, the prospects of marijuana legalization nationwide, and how they are both hemorrhaging money in a bull market. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLtB9Mj08nMXHWu8vHdU3w/?sub_confirmation=1

Harrison and Jack discuss the Instagram account PreachersNSneakers and share Reddit stories from r/s** and r/TIFU. Plus, they introduce three new segments. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLtB9Mj08nMXHWu8vHdU3w/?sub_confirmation=1

Harrison and Jack discuss the greatest threat to human civilization and share a Reddit story from r/smalld*ckproblems. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLtB9Mj08nMXHWu8vHdU3w/?sub_confirmation=1

Harrison and Jack discuss Joe Biden cancelling cannabis at the White House and share a Reddit story from r/badroommates. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLtB9Mj08nMXHWu8vHdU3w/?sub_confirmation=1

Harrison and Jack discuss the app NewNew and share a Reddit story from r/cheating_stories. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLtB9Mj08nMXHWu8vHdU3w/?sub_confirmation=1

Harrison and Jack discuss Non-fungible tokens (NFTs), North Korean delicacies, and share a Reddit story from r/fatpeoplestories. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons

Harrison and Jack discuss the new Netflix show Behind Her Eyes, a recent interview with Mind Medicine Inc. CEO JR Rahn, and their favorite Reddit stories of the week.