The Stuffed Fabulist on Air

Once the Spirit and the Flesh were forced to undergo relationship counseling.

Once a trilobite had the distinct feeling it was being watched.

Once there was considerable uncertainty about the exact location of "Harm's Way."

Once great flocks of hornswoggles swept out from their swamp, and the rest is history.

Once an immense green fungus, Campaignaria greenbackae, spread across the land.

Once a hallucination sensed the good times were coming to an end.

Once topiary animals took the shears to themselves.

Once a newborn struggled with post-partum depression.

Once a radioactive isotope couldn't wait to reach the end of its first half-life.

Once a cicada emerged from seventeen years underground to find little had changed.

Once cut-out dolls took over a social networking site.

Once a rattler stayed out in the sun too long.

Once a brood of little chickies fell in love with the sound of their own voices.

Once dots chafed at all the efforts made to connect them.

Once a barnacle weighted the moral pros and cons of moving on.