A pizza toast to a three-day weekend, even if that’s not a true statement when you’re listening. Make sure to use a food probe device (patent pending) before tasting it. You can find them at any old consignment store, right next to the dozens of knockoff copies of that book by a former president businessman. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
Recording this podcast takes finesse, much like fly fishing. Chris drops some knowledge about drippy adventure gear (not his pants), Eli lands the perfect Leo-based alternative title, and we’ve decided to change the show name to D’Best ArthurP’cast. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
Our contractors had some concerns during their inspection of this episode. They found too many inaccurate Oppenheimer references. Also, a complete inability to roll r’s (or l’s or any consonants really). They recommend re-specing into luck to address these problems. Your best bet to find clovers would be that patch of dirt and garbage where the marble players are at. NOW SCATTER! Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
Three ways to tell if your crush is into you: They grab pizza like a book. They wear funeral clothes to the opera. Their armpit farts kill at the Nobel Awards Presentation. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
“Time gets weird, I think it’s been looped. Binky dreams big, and Arthur gets duped. Seinfeld is dangerous, bad for your health. If it’s a mafioso’s birthday, you better share the wealth.” A poem from a 20th century writer you’ve never heard of (but now you have!) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
History buffs are in for a TREAT, unless they’re fans of a certain type of economic system that will not be mentioned. Hint: It’s modeled after Monopoly (which Eli won’t play if there are too many rules). Yabba dabba doo! Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
Your top headlines this week: “America’s Horn Shortage: Fact or Fiction?” “Horses Hoof it out of Elwood to Erie” “Bitzi’s Beau No Mo Fo Sho” and “Top Ten Thangs to Protect Those Fangs” Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
You’re traveling through another dimension…one where bicycle helmets are a cultural taboo. Where apology videos no longer cut it. And everyone’s neighbor teaches life lessons the hard way. Your destination? The Sugarbowl eerie music cue Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
You don’t need to tell us your childhood nickname to listen to this episode, but… it would even the playing field a bit since we both reveal ours. We see Ed in the best light he’s ever been in, and Binky carries out his diabolical “Silence is Golden” master plan. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
We hope you’ve got your magical hoods over your normal clothes, because it’s about to get mystical up in here. Join Eli on his “Independent Studies” or Chris for “Passable Impressions 101”. But whatever you do, do not feed the Sorting Sow lippy bacon. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
Hello good sir/madam/person! May I interest you in a mouse-watering podcast episode? It’s for a good cause. Our August Rush band got "Whiplash"ed out of college and need new instruments to slap. We followed the podcast recipe EXACTLY, so if hives show up on your skin, it’s unrelated. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
Honk! That’s goose for, “What have you got in your pockets? Fleshy hand tongs? Rustling bushes? Unorganized forks from the dishwasher? Those will all fetch you a pretty penny at the evil pawn shop.” Honk. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
The internet's favorite Arthur Heads unite for this special collab episode with Will of Elwood City Limits! With the new official Arthur pod coming out, we had to get together and share our thoughts. We hope you enjoy it; it was a blast to record! A HUGE thank you to Will for inviting us; we're looking forward to more collabs in the future! Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
We’ll let you leave the podcast once your plate is clean. Just kidding, you can eat what you want…even your own grandma! Speaking of grandparents, be nice to them. You don’t want to be too late and have to use a ouija board (NOT RECOMMENDED BY THE AMBIGUOUS WITCH COUNSEL) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
We’ll let you leave the podcast once your plate is clean. Just kidding, you can eat what you want…even your own grandma! Speaking of grandparents, be nice to them. You don’t want to be too late and have to use a ouija board (NOT RECOMMENDED BY THE AMBIGUOUS WITCH COUNSEL.) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
Are you familiar with “stocks”? If you know someone who is, please send them our way because Chris invested in some weird stuff like cow cud and Leo Dicaprio masks. Plus, our lawyer turned out to be a stack of three or four 5-year-olds in a business suit. At least this episode is funny (not like Eli’s knock-knock jokes). #Bruhster Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
Why don’t you make like a tree and listen to this episode? Uh oh. Looks like there’s a naughty cat up in your branches. Better call it out with “Stern Pet Parent Voice”. If the cat breaks a branch, just move the pain somewhere else! Maybe to Tim Allen! Use code “SUGARBOSE” at checkout. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
If we are elected as podcast presidents, we promise to do the following: A personal alarm DJ for every citizen! A creepy groundskeeper for every haunted house! And of course…Pizza Fridays nationwide (not including Alaska, Hawaii, and island territories.) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
You are becoming Chris and Eli… What should we put in the description? The ostrich-sized chimps were a great bit. Maybe sprinkle in the Crosswire Lore Dump and combine it with crabs? Whatever we pick will be fine, it’ll be a treat for a very particular kind of listener who reads these! Okay, now GET OUT OF OUR ITCHY HEADS - Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t
Oh, so you want to listen to an episode of our podcast huh? Well now you have to listen to ALL OF THEM! That’s called good parenting. We don’t want to do a bad job and get called out by literally everyone on the street. We’d be trash, like Thomas Edison’s reputation! Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t