The Taxi Squad: A Dynasty Fantasy Football Podcast

It’s Man Vs Machine: one human, one AI, and every single NFL spread on the Week 16 slate. We lock in ATS picks for the whole board and keep the running season totals to find out who’s making the better calls over time. Full list of games + spreads is down below—play along and tell us where we’re wrong.Week 16 Games & Spreads (as used on the show)Rams +1.5 @ SeahawksEagles -7 @ CommandersPackers +1.5 @ BearsBills -10 @ BrownsJets +6.5 @ SaintsVikings -2.5 @ GiantsBucs -3 @ PanthersChiefs -3.5 @ TitansChargers +1.5 @ CowboysBengals -3.5 @ DolphinsFalcons -3 @ CardinalsJaguars +3.5 @ BroncosSteelers +7.5 @ LionsRaiders +14.5 @ TexansPatriots +3 @ Ravens49ers -5.5 @ Colts

Week 15 NFL betting preview — ATS picks, key numbers (3 & 7), teaser legs, upset alerts, and quick fantasy angles. We rip through every matchup with our locked lines, highlight divisional volatility, and flag the best backdoor-cover landmines. Buckle up for Sunday, SNF (Vikings–Cowboys) and MNF (Dolphins–Steelers).Week 15 — our official lines (Using our sheet numbers; TNF Bucs game already graded for both of us as a win.)Bills −1.5 at PatriotsBengals +2.5 vs RavensCardinals +10.5 at TexansEagles −12.5 vs RaidersGiants −2.5 vs CommandersBears −7.5 vs BrownsJaguars −13.5 vs JetsRams −6 vs LionsColts +13.5 at SeahawksPackers −1.5 at Broncos49ers −11.5 vs TitansSaints +2.5 at PanthersCowboys −5.5 vs Vikings (SNF)Dolphins −2.5 at Steelers (MNF)

Episode Description — NFL Week 13 Picks (ATS) Quick-hit, keyword-rich rundown of our Week 13 card with against-the-spread picks you can scan and read on-air. (Week 13 slate per ESPN/NFL listings.)Games, spreads & our picksTexans +3 (vs IND) — Both: Texans +3Buccaneers −4.5 (vs ARI) — Both: Bucs −4.5Jaguars −6 (at TEN) — Both: Jags −6Rams −10 (at CAR) — Both: Rams −10Dolphins −5.5 (vs NO) — Both: Dolphins −5.5Jets +3 (at NE) — Both: Jets +3Browns +4.5 (at LV) — Both: Browns +4.5Vikings at Seahawks −12.5 — Man: Seahawks −12.5 | Machine: Vikings +12.5Bills −3 (at PIT) — Both: Bills −3Chargers −10 (vs LV) — Both: Chargers −10Broncos −6 (at WSH) — Both: Broncos −6Giants +7.5 (at GB) — Both: Giants +7.5Thanksgiving/Friday (already posted earlier): Packers +2.5 at Lions, Chiefs −3.5 at Cowboys, Bengals +7 at Ravens, Bears +7 at Eagles.

NFL Week 12 picks, ATS breakdowns, betting trends, best bets, teasers, parlays, and quick fantasy football notes. We run through every matchup, talk key numbers (3 & 7), backdoor risk, and home/road angles—fast, fun, and actionable for your Sunday card. Optimize your lineup and your slips with sharp, keyword-packed analysis.Games covered:Bills at Texans (Final)Giants at LionsSeahawks at TitansPatriots at BengalsJets at RavensColts at ChiefsVikings at PackersSteelers at BearsJaguars at CardinalsBrowns at RaidersEagles at CowboysFalcons at SaintsBuccaneers at RamsPanthers at 49ers

We rip through all 15 NFL Week 11 matchups with against-the-spread picks, fast betting angles, and quick fantasy nuggets—short, punchy, keyword-rich so you can find what you need fast. (Keeping episode blurbs concise and keyworded helps discovery on podcast apps.)This episode covers:Jets at Patriots (Final) — NE −12.5Commanders at Dolphins — MIA −2.5Texans at Titans — HOU −5.5Bears at Vikings — MIN −3Buccaneers at Bills — BUF −5.5Bengals at Steelers — PIT −5.5Packers at Giants — GB −7Chargers at Jaguars — LAC −3Panthers at Falcons — ATL −3.5Seahawks at Rams — LAR −3.549ers at Cardinals — SF −3Chiefs at Broncos — KC −3.5Ravens at Browns — BAL −7.5Lions at Eagles — PHI −2.5Cowboys at Raiders (Mon) — DAL −3.5

We’re back with a full NFL Week 10 slate: rapid-fire against-the-spread picks, sharp betting trends, parlay/teaser talk, and quick fantasy football nuggets for start/sit. Packing in clear, natural keywords in your episode descriptions helps discoverability on Spotify/Apple (use strong keywords up top, keep it concise).Covered Matchups (with our picks head-to-head):Raiders @ Broncos (DEN −9.5): Raiders +9.5 vs Raiders +9.5 — ✅ SameFalcons @ Colts (IND −6.5): Colts −6.5 vs Colts −6.5 — ✅ SameGiants @ Bears (CHI −4.5): Giants +4.5 vs Bears −4.5 — ⚔️ OppositeBrowns @ Jets (NYJ +1.5): Jets +1.5 vs Browns −1.5 — ⚔️ OppositeSaints @ Panthers (CAR −5.5): Panthers −5.5 vs Saints +5.5 — ⚔️ OppositeBills @ Dolphins (MIA +9.5): Bills −9.5 vs Dolphins +9.5 — ⚔️ OppositeJaguars @ Texans (HOU +1.5): Jags −1.5 vs Jaguars −1.5 — ✅ SamePatriots @ Buccaneers (TB −2.5): Bucs −2.5 vs Bucs −2.5 — ✅ SameRavens @ Vikings (MIN +3.5): Ravens −3.5 vs Ravens −3.5 — ✅ SameCardinals @ Seahawks (SEA −7): Cardinals +7 vs Seahawks −7 — ⚔️ OppositeLions @ Commanders (WAS +8.5): Lions −8.5 vs Lions −8.5 — ✅ SameRams @ 49ers (SF +5.5): Rams −5.5 vs 49ers +5.5 — ⚔️ OppositeSteelers @ Chargers (LAC −3): Steelers +3 vs Steelers +3 — ✅ SameEagles @ Packers (GB −1.5): Packers −1.5 vs Eagles +1.5 — ⚔️ Opposite

It’s NFL Week 9 and we’re firing on all cylinders: against-the-spread picks, betting angles, parlays/teasers talk, player props, and a dash of fantasy football start/sit. We hit matchups, injuries, trenches, and trends—fast, fun, and a little reckless—just how Sunday should feel. Keywords: NFL picks, ATS, spreads, over/unders, parlays, props, DFS, fantasy sleepers, value plays. (Pro tip: packing relevant keywords in episode descriptions boosts search visibility.)Week 9 Slate:Ravens @ DolphinsVikings @ LionsBroncos @ TexansPanthers @ PackersChargers @ TitansColts @ Steelers49ers @ GiantsFalcons @ PatriotsBears @ BengalsJaguars @ RaidersSaints @ RamsChiefs @ BillsSeahawks @ CommandersCardinals @ Cowboys

Miami Dolphins (+7.5) at Atlanta Falcons - ATL -7 New York Jets (+6.5) at Cincinnati Bengals - Bengals -6.5 Cleveland Browns (+7) at New England Patriots - Browns +7 New York Giants (+7.5) at Philadelphia Eagles - Giants +7.5 Buffalo Bills (-7.5) at Carolina Panthers - Bills -7.5 Chicago Bears (+6.5) at Baltimore Ravens - Bears +6.5 San Francisco 49ers (+1.5) at Houston Texans - 49ers +1.5 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3.5) at New Orleans Saints - Saints +3.5 Dallas Cowboys (+3.5) at Denver Broncos - Cowboys -3.5 Tennessee Titans (+14) at Indianapolis Colts - Colts +14 Green Bay Packers (-3) at Pittsburgh Steelers - Steelers +3 Washington Commanders (+12.5) at Kansas City Chiefs - Chiefs -12.5 

It’s Week 7 of the NFL season, and the Man vs Machine showdown rolls on! We break down every matchup, talk against-the-spread (ATS) trends, fantasy football sleepers, and betting angles that could make or break your week. Tune in for sharp stats, friendly trash talk, and bold calls on who’s covering, who’s folding, and who’s about to go off in your lineup.Week 7 Matchups:Steelers @ BengalsRams @ JaguarsEagles @ VikingsPatriots @ TitansRaiders @ ChiefsPanthers @ JetsDolphins @ BrownsSaints @ BearsGiants @ BroncosColts @ ChargersPackers @ CardinalsCommanders @ CowboysFalcons @ 49ersBuccaneers @ Lions (Monday Night Football)Texans @ Seahawks (Monday Night Football)We’ll hit on betting spreads, over/under insights, player props, and fantasy start/sit talk to help you dominate your week. Whether you’re here for NFL predictions, gambling picks, fantasy analysis, or just the banter, this one’s loaded.

The Man vs Machine crew is back with a full NFL Week 6 preview — breaking down every matchup, analyzing key stats, and making bold predictions for the upcoming slate. From fantasy football advice to betting insights, we compare human intuition vs advanced data models to see who makes the sharper calls.Get the latest NFL Week 6 picks, player analysis, fantasy sleepers, and game predictions — all in one episode designed to help you stay ahead of the competition.

It’s Week 5 of Man vs. Machine — and the battle’s heating up. After two weeks, the Machine’s sitting at 22–10 while the Man’s at an even 16–16, and this week’s slate has five swing games that could tighten things up or blow it wide open. We break down every matchup with our picks, trash talk, and quick-hitting stats to back them up — from Vikings–Browns to Chiefs–Jags on Monday night. Tune in to find out which side you’re riding with this week: the gut or the algorithm.

In this special crossover episode, we dive into our Week 4 Man vs Machine NFL picks. It’s me versus ChatGPT, going head-to-head on every spread across the slate. We start with a quick recap of Week 3, then break down all 16 Week 4 matchups with our picks, trash talk, and reasoning. Along the way, we highlight the swing games where we’re on opposite sides, the locks we both agree on, and which storylines could define this week in the NFL. Tune in to see who gets the edge going into Monday night — man or machine.

In this episode of 'Man vs Machine', Daniel Fetzner goes head-to-head with ChatGPT in predicting NFL game outcomes. Each week, they analyze matchups, discuss their picks, and provide insights into their reasoning. The conversation highlights the differences in human intuition versus machine logic, showcasing the unpredictability of sports betting. As they navigate through various games, they often find themselves on opposite sides, leading to a lively debate about strategies and statistics. The episode culminates in a comparison of their picks, setting the stage for an ongoing competition throughout the NFL season.takeawaysDaniel Fetzner believes he is a top handicapper.ChatGPT claims it can outperform human predictions.Both participants analyze each game independently.The conversation reveals contrasting opinions on team performances.Fetzner emphasizes the importance of human intuition in betting.ChatGPT relies on statistical analysis for its picks.The unpredictability of sports betting is highlighted throughout the discussion.Fetzner and ChatGPT often disagree on game outcomes.The episode sets up a competitive dynamic for the NFL season.Listeners are encouraged to follow along with the picks each week.📋 Man vs Machine — Week 3 PicksGameSpreadMan (Me) Machine (ChatGPT)Dolphins @ Bills | Bills −12.5 | Dolphins +12.5 ✅ | Dolphins +12.5 ✅Jets @ Buccaneers | Bucs −6.5 | Jets +6.5 | Buccaneers −6.5Titans @ Colts | Colts −4.5 | Titans +4.5 | Colts −4.5Raiders @ Commanders | Commanders −2.5 | Raiders +2.5 | Commanders −2.5Rams @ Eagles | Eagles −3.5 | Rams +3.5 | Eagles −3.5Falcons @ Panthers | Falcons −5.5 | Panthers +5.5 | Falcons −5.5Texans @ Jaguars | Jaguars −1.5 | Texans +1.5 | Jaguars −1.5Browns @ Packers | Packers −8.5 | Browns +8.5 | Browns +8.5Bengals @ Vikings | Vikings −3.0 | Bengals +3 | Vikings −3Steelers @ Patriots | Steelers −1.5 | Steelers −1.5 | Steelers −1.5Broncos @ Chargers | Chargers −2.5 | Chargers −2.5 | Chargers −2.5Saints @ Seahawks | Seahawks −7.5 | Saints +7.5 | Seahawks −7.5Cowboys @ Bears | Bears +1.5 | Bears +1.5 | Bears +1.5Cardinals @ 49ers | 49ers −2.5 | 49ers −2.5 | 49ers −2.5Chiefs @ Giants | Chiefs −6.0 | Giants +6 | Giants +6Lions @ Ravens | Ravens −4.5 | Lions +4.5 | Lions +4.5

NFL Week 3 is here! In this episode, we preview the biggest matchups, highlight key storylines, and break down fantasy football angles you need to know. From waiver wire pickups and trade targets to must-watch players and team trends, we’ve got you covered with a full Week 3 preview to help you stay ahead.

Welcome back to The Taxi Squad: A Dynasty Fantasy Football Podcast, hosted by Dan Fetzner. In this episode, we’re breaking down Week 1 of the NFL season and what it means for your dynasty fantasy football teams. Joining me are fellow members of the Taxi Squad as we talk through the biggest storylines, the surprises, and the disappointments from opening week.We cover everything from rookie performances and waiver wire pickups to dynasty risers and fallers, injury impacts, and the long-term fantasy outlook for some of the league’s biggest stars. Whether you’re navigating your first dynasty season or you’re a long-time veteran, this episode is full of insights to help you manage your roster for both the short term and the long haul.

Episode 2 – Taxi Squad | Week 1 Dynasty Fantasy Football RecapWeek 1 of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s time to break down what it all means for your dynasty squads. In this episode, we dive into:🚀 Waiver wire pickups that could make a difference long-term🔄 Trade targets to buy low or sell high after Week 1 performances📈 Risers and fallers across the dynasty landscape🧾 Key takeaways from big matchups and player usage trendsWhether you’re rebuilding or chasing a championship, we’ve got insights to help you navigate the early season chaos and set up your roster for success.👉 Subscribe, follow, and stay tuned all season for weekly dynasty fantasy football analysis.

Hitch a ride with The Taxi Squad — your new home for dynasty fantasy football talk. Each week we break down waiver wire pickups, trade strategies, rookie evaluations, and lineup decisions to help you dominate your league. Whether you’re rebuilding or contending, we’ve got you covered.