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On this week’s Halloween Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace spooky season with a cauldron full of listener dilemmas. From neighbourhood turf wars over Halloween decorations and the “right” kind of sweets to parents debating whether trick-or-treating counts as “modern begging,” no question is too ghostly or gory.Abbey shares an emotional story about signs from the afterlife, while Peter reflects on mischief nights, Ibiza party memories, and an eternal battle with teacakes. Together, they tackle debates on sexy zombie costumes, haunted neighbours, and how to survive Halloween as parents (and as a couple).Expect laughs, nostalgia, chaos, and the occasional existential chat about spirits — the ghostly kind and the fizzy pink kind.00:00 – Abbey and Peter open the Halloween special01:00 – Mischief Night explained: egging, toilet paper, chaos02:30 – Ibiza neighbour drama and Peter’s “rave at night, zen by day” rant04:10 – Would you go all-out or tone down Halloween for grumpy neighbours?08:00 – The infamous “worm in Pasha” story09:15 – Abbey’s emotional story about her late doctor and eerily timed message12:20 – The “Trick-or-Treating is Begging” debate14:00 – Abbey and Pete’s scariest parenting memories16:00 – Why community street parties are secretly brilliant20:00 – The “Sexy Zombie Cheerleader” dilemma25:00 – Should you let your 12-year-old go trick-or-treating alone?27:30 – Abbey’s Dracula hot chocolate moment and the outroEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From torrential rain and landslides that left them stranded in their villa, to Abbey calling a waiter an “egghead” and tactical napping gone wrong, it’s an Ibiza debrief like no other.The gang also dive into listener emails about newborns, hormonal mood swings, and the world’s most inconsiderate boyfriend who thought a McDonald’s counted as a birthday dinner. There’s Halloween chaos in the Crouch household, Peter’s emotional dad moment at his son’s cross-country race, and Abbey admitting she can’t deal with talkative neighbours — or random kids in soft play.By the end, the pair get surprisingly sentimental as Peter confesses the trip made him “appreciate home, family, and routine” — before losing it over unblown leaves.00:00 – 02:30 Power cut panic before recording & the useless generator saga.02:30 – 04:45 Ibiza recap begins — raw sardines, tactical naps & missing the big night.04:45 – 06:15 FOMO on the flight home and listener messages about new babies.08:00 – 09:45 Peter’s emotional dad moment watching Johnny’s cross-country race.10:35 – 12:45 Abbey introduces “Snaps” — the telepathic party game that baffles everyone.14:05 – 16:10 Abbey calls a rude waiter an “egghead” — and has no regrets.17:00 – 18:45 Ibiza drama: landslides, stranded villas, and champagne in pyjamas.19:00 – 25:00 Halloween mania — kids’ costumes, Tim Burton’s epic party, and Abbey’s cat outfit.27:15 – 31:10 Nightmares, claustrophobia, and existential talk about ghosts, energy, and death.33:00 – 34:00 Abbey’s “no margaritas” revelation.35:00 – 39:00 Listener email: “Shark Week” mood swings & Peter’s survival advice for hormonal partners.42:30 – 45:45 Listener dilemma — the boyfriend who owes money, forgets birthdays, and serves McDonald’s for dinner.47:00 – 52:00 Chat about talkative neighbours, ignoring kids in soft play, and Abbey’s “hide if you see them” tactic.52:00 – END Final reflections: Ibiza made them appreciate home, family, and routine — plus Abbey’s fury at uncollected leaves.With our code THERAPYCROUCH30, new customers get 30% OFFat uk.huel.com/therapycrouch30. Please check the description for terms andconditions. Unlock a lighter, easier way to fuel your day with Huel Lite, soyou can focus on what really matters. MOV is £39 and that the code is forLite only for a limited amount of time.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey Crouch tackle your juiciest listener dilemmas—from dodgy mates stealing business ideas to kids with sailor mouths and parents with playground egos.Peter confesses his selective husband hearing, Abbey vents about domestic chaos, and the pair debate whether a friend who never pays her share can be reformed. Expect hilarious tangents about cantaloupes, awkward neighbour encounters, chimney revenge plots, and the ever-competitive world of school mums.As always, it’s equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and real-life therapy—Crouch-style.00:00 – Pete can’t pronounce “cantaloupe” and chaos ensues00:52 – A listener calls out Peter’s “selective hearing” in marriage03:57 – The banister argument—Peter’s DIY meltdown07:29 – When your 4-year-old drops the F-bomb10:28 – Abbey and Peter’s take on kids swearing and modern pop lyrics11:22 – “My friend stole my business idea!” – The baking betrayal13:33 – Peter’s wild golf club chimney revenge story15:07 – The tight mate who never pays up17:18 – “Mum Wars” – Schoolyard competitiveness and pressure20:13 – Abbey’s philosophy on parenting and happiness22:23 – The coworker who narrates her entire day aloud24:26 – Peter’s final meltdown and closing laughsEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by indie rock legend Miles Kane, fresh off announcing his new album Sunlight and Shadows.From tales of wild North London nights with Arctic Monkeys to lessons learned from Paul Weller, Miles opens up about his 20-year career, his creative rebirth in Nashville, and why he’s finally embracing calm over chaos.The trio get nostalgic reminiscing about red leather trousers, chaotic kids’ birthday parties, and the eternal north vs south debate. In Agony Abs, Abbey, Pete, and Miles tackle listeners’ dilemmas — from neighbours posting poo through letterboxes to partners making shocking Amex mistakes.It’s therapy, chaos, and rock’n’roll in one hilarious, heartwarming session.00:00 – Abbey’s “weekly whine” about kids’ impossible homework04:30 – “Grow up!”: Road rage stories and unexpected confrontations07:45 – The infamous “Duke of Edinburgh” and “camping wankers” moment14:00 – Reminiscing with Miles Kane: how he met Peter on Graham Norton18:00 – The start of Miles’ music career and early days with The Rascals22:20 – Touring with Arctic Monkeys and becoming lifelong friends24:40 – Recording in Nashville and learning to stop self-sabotage26:10 – “No more two-faced twats”: Miles on finding peace in his 30s31:00 – Advice from Paul Weller that changed Miles’ career33:40 – Miles on today’s music scene and why bands are struggling36:00 – Red leather pants, personal style, and creative confidence47:00 – Agony Abs: Neighbour wars, birthday chaos & Amex dramaEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter tackle yet another chaotic mix of listener confessions, steamy dilemmas, and hilarious real-life stories. From fantasy celebrity lists gone wrong (including one very muscular postman), to relationship confessions about hotel getaways and the death of romance after kids, nothing is off-limits.Ross reveals his holiday prep chaos ahead of his trip to Barbados, Peter explains the weirdest ad campaigns he’s ever done (including straddling a snooker table with Abbey in lingerie), and the pair get brutally honest about body confidence, low libido, and whether fantasy lists are harmless fun or total red flagsIt’s equal parts therapy session, comedy hour, and marital debate — with the usual dose of Crouch–Clancy chaos.00:00 – Intro chaos02:20 – The stingray incident that left Abbey scarred for life04:36 – Listener dilemma: The fantasy celebrity list gone wrong07:40 – Are fantasy lists dangerous?08:17 – Hotel room confessions — “packing half the bedroom!”10:00 – Golf terminology guessing game disaster14:00 – Homeopathic remedies & Abbey’s wellness obsession16:20 – The weirdest ad jobs they’ve ever done19:00 – Peter’s surreal BBC One moment with Wayne Rooney21:10 – Confidence vs nerves — Abbey’s honesty on anxiety22:00 – Soup wars: Mushroom vs Broccoli showdown24:10 – Listener dilemma: Losing confidence after having kids26:00 – Abbey’s take on post-baby body confidence & intimacyEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by pop icon Rick Astley, whose legendary 1987 hit “Never Gonna Give You Up” made him one of the most recognizable voices in music history. The trio dive deep into Rick’s incredible career—from making tea at the studios of Stock Aitken Waterman to becoming a global superstar and internet meme decades later.Rick opens up about the early days of fame, the pressures of the pop world, his shock retirement at 27, and the unexpected comeback that reignited his career. Expect laughs, confessions, and heartfelt reflections as they discuss everything from performing with Blossoms at Glastonbury to meeting Elton John and Paul McCartney.It’s a nostalgic, hilarious, and surprisingly moving chat that proves legends really never give you up.00:00:00 — Opening banter & NFL recap00:05:25 — “Not listening” / banister anecdote00:11:09 — Heartfelt listener message (love & step-mom reveal)00:15:10 — Rick Astley joins the podcast00:17:00 — Rick on recent gigs & the YouTube celebration00:19:20 — Karaoke/duet fiasco story00:21:40 — On being a musician: instruments, drums, studio life00:27:30 — Origin of “Never Gonna Give You Up”00:31:57 — How life changed after the hit00:43:50 — Why he quit at 27 — the long break00:54:55 — Foo Fighters / Dave Grohl moment01:05:29 — Reflection & closing Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa tackling your juiciest listener dilemmas. From midlife crises and changing bodies in marriage to fighting over playlists and separate dinners, nothing is off-limits.The pair reflect on marriage, juggling career ambitions, body confidence, and friendship groups, while keeping things as funny and unfiltered as ever. Expect heartfelt advice, cheeky confessions, and plenty of laughs as they get real about the highs and lows of long-term love.00:00 – Intro: Abbey and Peter kick off the AMA with laughs00:54 – First listener dilemma: career ambition vs contentment in marriage03:40 – Abbey and Pete debate contentment vs striving for more05:33 – Success defined: promotions vs family time08:45 – A raw question about weight changes in marriage11:13 – Body confidence, beauty standards, and menopause talk12:31 – A listener’s husband hits a midlife crisis15:21 – Abbey’s story about Erin Brockovich’s Hells Angel neighbour18:19 – Should couples laugh at each other in public?21:06 – Fighting over playlists: pop vs heavy metal23:34 – Food battles: vegan vs carnivore couple26:08 – Friendship circles after marriage and feeling left outEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the legendary father-son duo Larry and George Lamb. Larry, beloved for his iconic role as Mick Shipman in Gavin & Stacey, and George, a broadcaster turned passionate farmer and businessman, bring stories full of humour, heart, and honesty.From behind-the-scenes memories of Gavin & Stacey to George’s mission to transform farming with Wildfarmed, the pair open up about their family bond, work, and lessons learned along the way. Expect tales of fame, hangovers, goats in the desert, and even Larry’s reignited passion for poetry. In true Therapy Crouch fashion, there are laughs, chaos, and surprisingly deep moments you won’t want to miss.00:29 – Abbey & Peter kick things off with Ross’s return04:14 – Weekend hangovers and family shenanigans08:13 – Abbey reveals horse rescue plans09:27 – Funniest “your mum” insults in Spanish13:12 – “Fake Fanta” and laughing fits16:24 – Guests Larry & George Lamb introduced18:32 – Dishwasher stacking wars and chaos30:03 – George on meeting Groove Armada & the farming journey36:26 – Farming struggles, nature, and lost connections38:00 – Larry talks about Gavin & Stacey’s return42:11 – The “Dream Weavers”: James Corden & Ruth Jones’ genius43:57 – Larry recalls the roughest meal he ever ate abroad47:36 – George on claustrophobia, travel, and saying “yes” to everything50:12 – Larry shares his love for solitude, beaches, and driftwood fires01:05:00 – Larry on poetry, family, and legacyEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s bedtime bickering and festival fantasies galore as Abbey and Peter dive into the hilarious highs and lows of married life.From fighting for space in bed with cats and kids to planning the ultimate birthday celebration (spoiler: it may involve donkeys). We hear from listeners grappling with snoring spouses, mobile phone addiction, and awkward bedtime routines. There’s also a delightfully weird “Would You Rather” that forces Pete to choose between showering with his aunt or snogging his cousin. Classic Therapy Crouch chaos.Whether it’s household chores turning into scoreboard wars, debates over how late is too late for dinner, or trying to survive your partner’s tractor YouTube addiction. If you’ve ever argued over pillows or tried to plan the “perfect” surprise that backfires, this one’s for you.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #MarriageHumour #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peter and Abbey return with another hilarious and brutally honest episode of The Therapy Crouch. In this autumn special, the couple dive into the chaos of everyday British life, covering everything from pumpkin spiced lattes, cuffing season, home remedies, and the cost of cosy living.Abbey opens up about her love of soup season, bone broth, and vitamins, while Peter reflects on chaotic weekends, unexpected house guests, and why he’ll never clap for a pilot.If you’ve ever laughed at the quirks of British culture, argued about umbrellas, or found yourself stuck between cosy vibes and chaos, this episode will feel painfully relatable. Expect big laughs, nostalgic throwbacks, and no filter from one of the UK’s most-loved couples.00:00 – Welcome to The Therapy Crouch05:00 – Golf, Beers, and Box Sets10:37 – Listener Story: Tantric Sex Nightmare12:07 – Clapping on Planes Debate17:35 – Autumn Vibes & Cosy Living21:18 – Soup Season & Bone Broth Obsession25:27 – The Truth About Cuffing Season32:03 – Listener Dilemma: Dating a Mum of Two38:55 – Listener Dilemma: Partying With the Boys42:29 – Closing Laughs & Next Week’s PromiseEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #CosySeason #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive headfirst into a stream of chaotic anecdotes, seasonal gripes, and painfully relatable British problems sourced straight from Reddit.From festive meltdowns over £30 advent calendars to public transport germ warfare, the duo unpack it all with their trademark banter and no-holds-barred honesty. Abbey discusses crumpet logistics, while Peter reflects on outrageous public toilets, nostalgic piracy, and QR code culture.Packed with bizarre encounters, candid parenting confessions, and laugh-out-loud moments, this episode showcases the Crouch household at its most chaotic and most lovable.00:00 – Crumpet Chaos and HydraFacials01:10 – Pre-Christmas Parenting Meltdown02:45 – The Advent Calendar Disaster04:15 – Facials, Fridges, and Forget Christmas Gifts05:30 – Horse Riding vs Competition Anxiety06:20 – Reddit Rants Begin07:15 – Big Coat Gamble Season08:45 – Crumpet Dribble & Bearded Hygiene10:00 – Toilet Trauma Across the UK11:45 – Strange Friends in Stations13:00 – Unhinged Dating Shows & Island Obsession14:15 – QR Code Culture Has Gone Too Far15:40 – Road Rage & Driving Disasters17:00 – Grandparents Day Is... a Thing Now?18:30 – British Rage, Beeping, and Silent Mistakes20:00 – Wrap Up: Bone Broth & Vitamin DEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #BritishProblems #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into some of the wildest Instagram threads you’ve heard. With outrageous weekly whines about VR porn addictions and kids who won’t relax with the infamous “Shabba”. Expect fiery debates over Scousers vs. Wools and plant of laugh-out-loud moments.Things take a more heartfelt turn when they read a moving listener message about how the podcast has genuinely helped someone through a dark time—reminding us all of the power of laughter and connection.The pair also weigh in on relationship psychology tips from Instagram, parenting debates, and even the dangers of topless selfies popping up mid-work. In the Agony Abs, listeners write in with dilemmas ranging from messy friendship hook-ups to dropping hints for proposals, giving Abbey and Pete plenty to get stuck into with their no-nonsense advice.00:00 – Outrageous cheating confessions and VR porn horror stories00:20 – Abbey and Pete banter about fitness setbacks and wanky caviar crumpets04:24 – Abbey reads a moving listener message about mental health and survival07:29 – The couple discuss the importance of checking in on loved ones09:41 – Scousers vs. Wools: the postcode war heats up13:40 – The “Shabba” parenting nightmare—when kids take things too far14:26 – VR porn headset thrusting story sparks disbelief17:06 – Abbey and Pete react to Instagram ‘relationship psychology’ tips22:08 – The massage vs. masturbation debate takes a hilarious turn28:02 – Do women really sleep worse next to men?38:25 – Awkward friendship hookup threatens to ruin everything42:01 – A listener begs for proposal tips and ring-shopping adviceEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our Ross is BACK (remotely, of course.) From hilarious parenting fails and awkward school WhatsApp groups to nostalgic playground games, heated debates about biscuits, Pringles, and roast dinners, no topic is off-limits.Peter recalls being banned from the playground for conker wars, while Abbey admits to some unforgettable social blunders. The pair also dive into everyday British frustrations, like parcels gone missing, train etiquette, and the dreaded early Christmas aisle.With their signature mix of honesty, banter, and oversharing, this AMA proves that nothing is too silly—or too serious—for the Therapy Crouch couch.00:00 – Intro00:01:21 – “Sexy secretary” banter and new looks.00:03:53 – Diving into British Reddit problems.00:06:39 – The courier who ignored clear instructions.00:08:10 – Abbey vs the dreaded school WhatsApp group.00:12:10 – The great British heating debate.00:14:45 – Vanishing Garibaldi biscuits and Pringle drama.00:16:42 – The Maldives Pringles disaster.00:20:30 – Peter banned from the playground for conkers.00:24:06 – “Ball on the wall” physics lesson gone wrong.00:27:14 – The worst pregnancy mix-up Abbey’s ever made.00:35:35 – No one offers a dad with kids a seat on the train.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with an Agony Abs Special, where listeners send in their juiciest dilemmas and relationship woes for the pair to solve.With our beloved Ross under the weather, Sam steps in as substitute co-host, bringing fresh energy (and questionable jokes). From partners refusing to lift a finger around the house, to families torn between moving to the other side of the world, to the heartbreak of cheating boyfriends and whether it’s ever okay to marry three times, nothing is off-limits.Expect plenty of laughs, heartfelt advice, and even a squirrel invasion horror story that left an entire house destroyed. Plus, Abbey and Pete debate hypothetical moves abroad, relive their own hilarious medical mishaps, and round off with another game of football name pronunciations that leaves Abbey completely baffled.Drop your well wishes to Ross in the comments!00:00 – Intro00:34 – Ross is ill, Sam steps in as co-host01:34 – Weekly whine: Abbey’s endless phone chats vs Pete’s listening skills05:03 – Listener dilemma: Doing no chores & avoiding family09:33 – Listener asks Pete about his sinus surgery12:17 – A Hawaiian holiday “Shabba” photo moment15:09 – Squirrel invasion destroys a family home17:17 – Listener dilemma: Should we move to Australia?23:01 – Listener dilemma: Boyfriend cheats, she’s left homeless at uni27:01 – Listener’s husband books dental surgery right before her birthday party31:08 – Abbey recalls Pete’s groin surgery disaster during childbirth33:18 – Listener dilemma: Is it embarrassing to marry a third time?Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most embarrassing school moments (including tissue mishaps and running disasters) to heated debates on whether you’d rather give up sex or booze, nothing is off-limits. The pair share candid stories about commando days, cat pee chaos, and workplace romances gone wrong.There’s also a sneaky challenge running throughout the episode as Pete and producer Ross try to name as many animals as possible without Abbey catching on. Add in big relationship topics like couples therapy, never-ending household arguments, and the hilarious realities of marriage, and you’ve got an episode packed with brutal honesty, belly laughs, and total chaos.00:00 – Intro00:25 – We’re playing a little game today…00:53 – Abbey and Pete on sports, kids, and tennis rivalries04:53 – Most embarrassing school memories revealed (tissue boobs, commando, wetting it on track)10:05 – Abbey’s school tights trick and going commando10:22 – The cat pee nightmare: curtains, carpets, and chaos13:00 – Listener dilemma: Shamu the whale in the bath15:20 – Should EVERY couple try therapy—even happy ones?19:07 – The animal-naming game goes off the rails19:34 – Back to school: which subjects would Pete & Abbey smash or fail?26:07 – The boss crush question—promotion or passion?30:20 – Would you rather give up booze or sex?31:59 – Couples arguing about the same things forever—how to copeEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into the chaos and comedy of back-to-school season.From bedtime routines, uniform shopping, and chaotic school runs to WhatsApp mum groups, playground politics, and the dreaded parents’ evenings, Abbey and Peter share the highs, lows, and hilarious mishaps of family life.They also reflect on media headlines about their relationship, debate whether men should be “good” at bowling, and tackle your Agony Abs dilemmas—including the challenges of a 16-year age gap relationship and whether perfectionism is ruining family hosting.With plenty of laughs, heartfelt confessions, and back-to-school wisdom, this episode has it all.00:02:00 – Parents secretly relieved kids are back at school00:03:10 – Media headlines about Abbey & Peter’s “marriage troubles”00:06:30 – Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” about TV takeovers00:10:20 – Abbey’s dream to be cast in a Scouse drama00:15:30 – Bowling icks and Peter’s footballer bowling memories00:21:00 – Peter’s new catchphrase: “That’s just what I do”00:23:00 – Listener Scott on “being comfortable” in marriage00:28:30 – Abbey’s back-to-school prep obsession00:32:00 – School run glam vs. pyjama drop-offs00:40:00 – Playground politics and parents falling out00:44:00 – Abbey’s words of encouragement for back-to-school families00:51:00 – Agony Abs: dating a partner 16 years youngerEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back with another batch of your dilemmas and confessions. From the struggles of life after sport and breakups that cut deep, to navigating big career changes and whether it’s ever okay for kids to sit on iPads during a football match, nothing is off-limits.Abbey opens up about her hair recovery journey after a salon disaster, while Peter gives his no-nonsense take on love, regret, and why the honeymoon butterflies don’t last forever. There’s also chat about their trip to see Oasis in Dublin, parenting two kids under two, and even a heated debate on Adidas vs Salomon.Expect hilarious tangents, unfiltered honesty, and surprisingly wise advice from the couple who prove that love, laughter and the odd eye-roll go hand in hand.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below!00:00 – Intro00:27 – Abbey & Peter on Oasis in Dublin with Sophia04:47 – A retired athlete writes in about heartbreak and loneliness09:35 – Where to eat and party in Liverpool12:28 – A listener asks: do we love people or who we become with them?15:48 – Why humour and honesty keep Abbey & Peter’s love strong20:05 – The great debate: kids on iPads at football matches25:16 – A listener faces a massive career change after 27 years28:00 – From investment banking to OnlyFans…28:17 – Abbey’s five-hour hair disaster and recovery journey31:11 – Parenting chaos: coping with two kids under two34:52 – Adidas vs SalomonEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter reveals his brand-new obsession that’s taken over his life—and it’s not football. Abbey fills us in on the family’s holiday, from chaotic poolside flamingo inflatables to witnessing the magical hatching of baby turtles on the beach.Things get heated when Abbey nearly adopts a stray dog, much to Pete’s horror, and they relive a night out with a Netflix magician who pulled off the most mind-bending tricks they’ve ever seen.The pair dive into your emails too—covering postcode pride, wedding guest dramas, and schoolyard beefs that never die. In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Pete offer their brutally honest advice to a listener whose boyfriend just can’t stop looking at other women, plus one whose dad is dating a woman younger than them.And with back-to-school chaos looming, Abbey shares the reality of six suitcases’ worth of washing, labels, and a million pencil cases.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below!00:00 – Intro00:24 – Abbey introduces the episode with holiday gossip02:13 – Pete reveals he almost chose tennis over football as a kid03:43 – Abbey and Pete’s night out with a Netflix magician07:34 – Audience email: the UK’s “most desirable postcodes” game11:02 – First Everton match12:08 – Listener story: banning nightmare guests from weddings13:31 – “Your mum is fat” schoolyard beef story17:26 – The family’s dreamy (but chaotic) holiday recap22:33 – Witnessing baby turtles hatching on the beach25:04 – The stray dog Abbey wanted to adopt41:11 – Agony Abs: partner caught checking out other womenEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into more of your juiciest dilemmas and most awkward confessions.From disastrous dating stories (including a man who carries his own cutlery to dinner!) to navigating relationship privacy when screenshots of arguments get leaked, the pair give their unfiltered takes with their usual mix of honesty and humour.Abbey and Pete also tackle questions on whether couples get too comfortable, if scheduling ‘quality time’ is actually romantic or clinical, and the perils of fancying another parent in the school WhatsApp group.Alongside all the laughter, there are genuine pieces of advice on love, friendship, and keeping the spark alive in long-term relationships. Expect plenty of bickering, banter, and unexpected wisdom in another candid AMA.00:24 – Introduction to the AMA episode.05:22 – A shocking dating dilemma: the man who brought his own cutlery.08:23 – A listener’s text gets leaked to the wrong person—relationship boundaries exposed.12:43 – Feeling left behind at 34 while friends settle down.14:14 – Should you fall for your housemate who’s also your best mate’s ex?18:24 – Do couples get too comfortable with each other over time?20:43 – Sleeping in separate beds—relationship killer or sleep saver?23:18 – Scheduled s*x: lifesaver for busy couples or passion destroyer?26:24 – Why affection outside the bedroom matters more than you think.26:43 – Flirting in the school parents WhatsApp group—dangerous territory?29:33 – Wrapping upEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure.Abbey opens up about her dream of making their home the ultimate family hub, while Peter… would rather just leave it as is. They also dive headfirst into matchmaking duties for listeners, reading out profiles from hopeless romantics, divorcees, triathletes, and cat dads (named after cheeses, no less).Alongside laughs and chaos, the duo share heartfelt advice on young love, the “chase phase” in dating, long-distance relationships, and even what to do if your 25-year-old life plans go haywire overnight…00:00 – The chaos begins: Abbey’s hungover, Peter’s defensive02:00 – The great home renovation debate: move vs. makeover07:00 – Abbey vs. Peter’s French trip fallout10:00 – Listener letter: a podcast that changed a woman’s life14:00 – Sophia’s tennis triumph in France18:00 – Peter gets papped: the “age-defying physique” debate20:00 – Abbey’s horror at rats outside their French villa23:00 – Abbey’s airplane matchmaking attempt27:00 – Listener profile: the “Earth Angel” in search of love30:00 – The caravan “anal” game and Peter’s disgust39:00 – Listener dilemma: 56-year-old divorcee looking for love44:00 – Young listener’s breakup dilemma and the importance of honestyEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.