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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.


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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are answering your burning questions in another chaotic Ask Us Anything special - and nothing is off limits.The pod kicks off with a listener dealing with what can only be described as “strategic bowel syndrome”, as one husband mysteriously disappears to the toilet every single time parenting duties begin. Abbey has a surprisingly brutal solution involving adult nappies, while Pete shares his own suspicious bathroom habits.Elsewhere, the pair help a listener who’s struggling to pull at the races, debate whether it’s ever okay to stay friends with an ex, and give advice to someone whose dad has completely taken over their wedding plans after offering to pay for it.There’s also a surprisingly deep discussion about AI robots in the home, Abbey reveals what it’s really like walking the runway as a model during fashion week, and the team share their most awkward cinema experiences – including sneaking McDonald’s into the theatre and a dog causing absolute chaos mid-movie.And in one of the strangest dilemmas yet, Pete discovers the bizarre world of fantasy romance books, as Abbey explains why so many women are hooked on these wildly popular stories.If you want to submit a question for the podcast – hit the link below.00:00 Introduction01:20 “Strategic Bowel Syndrome” Husband04:20 Dating Advice For A Single Guy06:00 Dad Taking Over The Wedding08:30 Would You Have A Robot At Home?12:05 Abbey’s Runway Advice For Models14:10 Staying Friends With Your Ex17:00 Dog Chaos In The Cinema20:00 Sneaking Food Into Movies22:00 The Rise Of Fantasy Romance Books25:00 Romance Films vs Real RelationshipsTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get steamy (and seriously educational) as Abbey and Peter are joined by renowned sex educator, journalist and PhD researcher Alix Fox.Alix has spent over two decades exploring the ins and outs (quite literally) of intimacy, fetishes and modern relationships. From her early days reporting on BDSM and subcultures, to working as a script consultant on Netflix’s Sex Education, and now completing a PhD at UCL focused on HIV prevention — Alix has seen every side of the conversation when it comes to sex.The trio dive into everything from the rise in fantasy-inspired sex toys (up 244% this year!), to why more than half of women admit to faking orgasms to protect their partner’s feelings. They discuss the stigma straight men still face around sex toys, how to introduce fantasies into long-term relationships without offending your partner, and whether honesty in the bedroom is always the best policy.There are jaw-dropping sex disaster stories (including a frozen sausage incident you will never unhear), eye-opening insights into menopause and libido, and practical advice for couples who want to reset their expectations without hurting feelings.It’s funny, shocking, awkward and genuinely informative — and it might just change the way you think about your sex life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s Ask Us Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross dive head-first into your juiciest dilemmas – and this one gets heated.We hear from a newlywed struggling with intimacy after anxiety medication kills his wife’s sex drive, sparking an honest conversation about desire, frustration and when it’s time to get professional help.Then things really kick off as Abbey reacts to a listener who went through her partner’s phone and found bikini pics, pub messages and lads’ group chat behaviour that crosses the line. Is it just “boys’ banter”… or is it borderline cheating?From trust, boundaries and when sorry just isn’t enough, to iconic football songs and questionable swimming chat, this episode has everything.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link below.https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 – Intro, ropey voices & “bleed Therapy Crouch”01:20 – Cameras down throats & medical horror stories02:00 – Nicknames chat begins (Matalan, Motion Sensor Light, Curly Whirly)04:16 – Agony Ab 1: Newlyweds, anxiety meds & no sex06:20 – “Turbo vs handbrake” & fantasy conversation gets awkward07:40 – Why fantasising about people you know is dangerous09:12 – GP advice & “above our pay grade” moment10:14 – YNWA vs Delilah – which song hits harder?12:05 – Agony Ab 2: Went through his phone… found bikini pics13:25 – Pub messages, group chats & “men need to grow up”14:19 – “That’s borderline cheating” & breaking trust15:49 – When sorry isn’t enough & healing takes time16:42 – Final verdict: dump him or set hard boundaries17:00 – Hot toddy, swimming & gun show jokes18:12 – OutroTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s time for a Best Of special – the funniest, most chaotic and downright outrageous moments of the year so far.From Peter’s accidental 6AM “private” workout in the pod (that may or may not have been caught on camera), to Abbey discovering she was someone’s lock screen… nothing is off limits. We revisit the now-infamous saturation diver jellyfish story (yes, it’s as bad as you remember), Pete’s Ibiza jellyfish disaster, and the marriage debate that had everyone shouting “you’re not present at all!”Plus, the Nickname Game Hall of Fame returns with some absolute crackers — including “Cordless”, “Pothole” and the one ( you know the one!) that nearly broke the internet.There’s posture problems, packing arguments, erotic literature confusion, scuba diving fails and proof (apparently) that Abbey is a full-blown sex symbol.If you want to submit a story, Weekly Wine or a nickname for the Hall of Fame – hit the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction – Best Of Special03:45 WikiFeet & “Abbie’s Trotters”08:20 Pete’s 6AM Pod Workout13:10 Posture & Spine Scare17:40 “You’re Not Present” Marriage Debate22:15 The Zurich Trip Chaos27:30 The Jellyfish Diver Horror Story33:40 Pete’s Ibiza Jellyfish Nightmare36:50 Abbey’s Lock Screen Moment40:10 Nickname Game Hall of Fame45:20 Erotic Literature & Mr Tickle49:00 Final LaughsTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are diving headfirst into your dilemmas — and nothing is off limits.From a gym co-owner who’s fed up of being mistaken for “the boss’s wife”, to a couple navigating pregnancy hormones after IVF, Abbey and Pete don’t hold back with their honest (and slightly chaotic) advice.We get into the great boyfriend-at-50 debate, whether you’re ever too old for labels, and Abbey reveals why she’d never walk down the aisle again. There’s also a conversation about mismatched sex drives during pregnancy that gets very real… very quickly.And in possibly the most Therapy Crouch segment ever, the team tackle the “Bumfluff Epidemic” — should men be manscaping their backsides in 2026?Plus, Peter issues a public apology to a listener’s daughter after accidentally smashing a football into her face at Stamford Bridge.Submit your AMA's by hitting the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=trueIf you want to submit an Agony Ab for the next episode — hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 – Ask Me Anything kicks off: gym life, paddle obsession & glow-ups02:32 – The “Co-Owner” dilemma: why no one takes her seriously04:19 – Abbey’s Christmas confession: “Thanks Dad”… for nothing06:06 – Drop the “Co” — become THE Owner07:24 – Lord Sugar memo story: demand the title09:02 – IVF pregnancy & mismatched sex drives10:57 – “It’s like the baby’s in the room”12:03 – Curry, sex & inducing labour myths14:16 – Are you too old to say “boyfriend”?15:59 – “I would never get married again”17:23 – The Bumfluff Epidemic begins24:01 – Peter hits a 10-year-old in the face — heartfelt apologyTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things spiral almost immediately as Abbey and Peter dive into everything from our newly launched BONK BEAT BOOK CLUB chaos to one of the most unfiltered birthday calls we’ve ever heard.Peter shares a listener confession that had him panicking when his wife called his bluff and asked to go through his phone…We also hear the return of The Nickname Game, featuring some truly outrageous submissions including ‘Thrush’, ‘Harpic’ and the now infamous ‘Butt Plug’ — before Abbey calls her dad live on air for his birthday… and he absolutely steals the show.In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who fears he’s about to lose another relationship because he struggles to show affection — sparking an honest and surprisingly emotional conversation about how men are raised to express (or suppress) their feelings.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction & The Jumper Debate03:35 The AirPods Gym Disaster06:00 Wife Goes Through His Phone07:20 “I Messaged Peter Crouch…”11:50 The Nickname Game Returns15:15 Abbey Calls Her Dad Live16:45 “He’s Called Butt Plug”19:30 The Wildest Nicknames Ever24:30 Smutty Book Club Escalates27:30 “I Can’t Express My Emotions”29:10 Relationship Advice & UpbringingTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch AMA, Pedro’s off sick so it’s just Abbey and Ross holding down the fort — and chaos ensues.We kick things off with Ross’s long-awaited face reveal as Abbey recruits the listeners to send in their best photo-fit sketches before the big reveal. There’s also Valentine’s chat, glow-up jealousy and a listener whose partner hasn’t noticed her transformation (men, do better).In the Agony Abs, we tackle a relationship that’s missing the passion of an ex, the 13-year wait for a proposal, and whether a ring actually changes anything. Plus, Abbey gets brutally honest about weddings, security and why sometimes you need to give your man a kick up the arse.We also hear about the worst house guest of all time — porch vomit, dressing gown theft and zero self-awareness — before deciding whether ghosting is ever acceptable.It’s bonk beats vs Classic FM, hot mum paranoia and some very strong opinions on men being completely useless.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction01:00 Valentine’s Day & Ross reveal tease02:00 Ross photo-fit challenge05:00 Hot mum/Stiffler’s Mum debate07:00 Glow up vs no compliments11:15 Ex passion vs secure love14:00 Classic FM car chaos15:30 13-year proposal dilemma18:30 Wedding cost chat20:45 Festival weirdo house guest24:00 Dressing gown drama & ghosting27:50 Book giveaway31:10 Valentine’s sign-offTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s Valentine’s Day week—and love is not in the air for everyone. Abbey and Peter dive into the chaos of coupledom, unpacking dodgy Valentine’s Day traditions, emotionally-charged listener rants, and their own romantic misfires.The duo also get into thoughtful (and not-so-thoughtful) gifts, including matching PJs that never made it and strawberry body butter that’s become too predictable.We also hear from a listener whose Valentine's re-evaluation spiral triggered a relationship crisis, and another whose fiancé ruins every gift by announcing it first. Plus, there’s a steamy surprise segment on erotic literature—complete with dramatic readings and some very questionable knots.Finally, it’s nickname heaven as listeners send in their best ever rude, weird and wildly inappropriate names for mates—featuring “Pothole”, “Slinky”, and the unforgettable “Joy Button.”Send in your Agony Abs, weekly wines, and nickname game entries below!00:00 - Introduction04:32 - Gone Golfin’18:01 - Valentine’s Day!29:05 - Bonk Beats Book Club35:20 - Joy Button41:18 - So (Ham) Salad45:33 - Competition time!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your weird and wonderful relationship dilemmas! From bedroom boundaries to breath that clears the room, no topic is off-limits as the pair tackle your juiciest questions with their usual mix of honesty and humour. Abbey reacts to a listener who’s left feeling rejected after discovering her partner’s solo antics upstairs, while Peter shares a very revealing story involving an early morning workout and some unfortunately placed studio cameras.There’s also chaos in the group chat after a hen-do planning fail, the unspoken gym beef that might be more than it seems, and a heartfelt message from a mum navigating her son’s painful hair loss journey.All this and much more only on this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything! 00:00 – Intro05:10 – Parenting Hell10:30 – Bad Breath15:55 – Flying Solo18:10 – 9-Year Itch23:25 – Gym Crush31:45 – The Sex Tape (Or lack of)38:05 – Friendship Fallouts40:25 – OutroLAST CHANCE: We’re looking for mates, family-members or couples who want a free TUI holiday worth up to £5000 and a chance to appear on the Therapy Crouch! All you need to do is submit some key info and a video explaining the holiday dilemma you’re stuck with on the link here - https://thetherapycrouch.myaudition.app/  T&C’s apply. Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things go from hilarious to heartwarming as Abbey and Peter dive into a chaotic mix of birthday surprises, burnt chocolate cats, and alien conspiracies. From a charity lunch that ended in shots and Scouse storytelling to Peter’s “notes app revelation” and Abbey’s laser-focused hen do planning, this episode is jam-packed with relatable rants, golden anecdotes, and off-the-cuff laughs.Pete reflects on the strange phenomenon of being married to a sex symbol (while being shabbered in public toilets), and Abbey shares her intense need to over-plan every detail of life—while Pete floats in football-induced chaos. They also go deep on aliens, robot dogs, and conspiracy theories, questioning whether Jeff Bezos might be one of them. Meanwhile, listeners write in with snoring scandals, regrettable screen-savers, and shocking first-time confessions.As always, it’s candid, chaotic, and comfortingly unfiltered.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross open the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, and as expected… things get very real, very quickly. From chaotic birthday plans and ruined Gucci boots on the rugby sidelines, to brutally honest questions about confidence, relationships and what really goes on behind closed doors.The trio dive into listeners’ dilemmas including intense housemate relationships, health anxiety and whether full body scans are worth the stress. Abbey opens up in a heartfelt Agony Ab from a new mum struggling with the idea of being “one and done” after a traumatic pregnancy journey and birth, sharing raw insight into postpartum recovery, pressure and letting go of expectations.There’s also plenty of laughter along the way, including some jaw-dropping advice from a 1950s housewife manual, questionable supermarket habits and a reminder that sometimes… people just need to chill. Honest, comforting and hilariously unfiltered — this is The Therapy Crouch at its most open.If you want to submit an Agony Ab or AMA question for a future episode, hit the link below.00:00 - Ask Me Anything kicks off01:20 - Birthday plans & golf negotiations02:03 - Rugby sidelines & ruined Gucci boots03:04 - Manual car chaos & electric car fears04:05 - “Lost in a supermarket” question05:20 - Hair loss, caffeine shampoo & rosemary oil07:10 - Brutal 1950s housewife rules read aloud09:05 - Describing each other in three words10:52 - Smells that remind them of each other12:25 - Hidden insecurities & confidence myths13:01 - “If you were arrested…”14:12 - Paris anniversary trip recommendations16:34 - New mum fears being “one and done”21:06 - Health anxiety & full body scans23:12 - Living with a serial dater25:42 - “Grow up” relationship reality checkEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's toe-sucking confessions, jellyfish disasters, and serious surname showdowns as Peter and Abbey tackle everything from foot fetishes to holiday debates. Pete kicks things off with a surprising story about a mate who could operate just about anything with his feet (yes, really), and the gang discover the secret to Peter’s longevity…quite literallyPlus, we hear from a listener stuck in a relationship stand-off about baby names, another going on a solo trip to Peru, and someone who is feeling slightly shortchanged when it comes the abundance of birthday gifts she feels forced to buy for her best friends kids! It’s wild, it’s unfiltered, and it’s Therapy Crouch at its best. Don’t forget to subscribe and send in your weekly woes!Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. Stay tuned over the next few weeks, as Pete and Ab help two listeners with genuine holiday dilemmas they’re trying to crack, ahead of a real-life TUI holiday!  https://www.tui.co.uk/Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Pete are spiralling over their imaginary house renovation — which is impressive, considering they haven’t even bought the place yet. The staircase has already been sold, everything is painted bone and we’re 3 Pinterest boards away from a nervous breakdown.Things only escalate from there: Pete talks holiday rip offs, and one listener writes in begging us to help save his marriage (no pressure).They also dive into the wild world of faux olive trees, Scottish snow gritters and give their verdict on exactly what time it is socially acceptable to crack open a cold one when on your holidays!Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything!Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter unpack the chaos of Abbey’s long awaited 40th birthday — and it’s safe to say Peter surpassed all of our expectations. In classic Therapy Crouch style, there was a couple of bumps a long the way - think Simply Red, Spoilt surprises and gift giving headaches - yet Crouchy still scores a 10/10 for this one! In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is in desperate need of advice on how to avoid ‘Cringe-fest’ boys with a penchant for T-shirt designs as well as from a listener whose ‘parasite’ housemate is threatening to ruin their ‘new year, new me’ mojo. It’s funny, unfiltered, weirdly touching — and proof that even the most chaotic surprises can go right (kind of).00:04:00 – Abbey’s obsession with “bone” colored paint sparks a hilarious marital debate00:11:30 – Listener writes in about surprise “I Love India” breakup shirt00:18:45 – Bowling ball etiquette: when men lose on dates00:25:00 – Abbey’s flu… or birthday hangover?00:30:40 – Abbey recaps the full surprise Paris birthday weekend (gifts, glam, family lies)00:39:50 – Pete admits he left Abbey’s designer gift on the train00:44:20 – IVF struggle story and Abbey’s heartfelt response on fertility & motherhood00:50:50 – New Year, nightmare roommate: listener agony advice00:56:00 – The nail injury that made headlines (and cancelled Pete’s golf)01:00:10 – Reflections on why the birthday surprise meant everythingEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch: Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter tackle the chaos of January head-on as listeners write in with their biggest dilemmas, disasters and frustrations. From the pressure of dating apps and speed dating horror stories to the very real pain of hosting a dinner party that goes completely off the rails, nothing is off limits.The pair also dive into why January is financially ruthless, whether a proper “reset” is even possible after Christmas, and why trying to improve your mental health with daily walks can quickly turn into rage at the general public. There’s also a fiery debate on gym culture, Gen Z filming etiquette, and whether social media has completely warped how we see ourselves.In the Agony Abs, the conversation turns more serious as a listener questions a relationship that’s been stuck in limbo for 11 years, raising honest questions about commitment, living apart, and knowing when to draw the line. As always, Abbey and Peter offer straight-talking advice, plenty of laughs, and a comforting reminder that most of us are just trying to get through January in one piece.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast — hit the link below.00:00 – The reluctant but passionate subscribe plea01:05 – Freshers flu, cold water swims & winter routines02:01 – Why being cold is worse than being hot03:14 – Sideline fashion disasters & the “undertaker coat”05:34 – Dating pressure, speed dating chaos & conspiracy theorists07:34 – Dinner party disasters and Come Dine With Me humiliation09:58 – January finances falling apart spectacularly12:52 – Mental health walks ruined by the general public14:30 – Forest walks, flashers & clearing your head15:25 – The most disrespectful snorer on the Eurostar17:27 – Gen Z gym culture and filming rage19:04 – Social media, comparison & gym anxiety22:38 – Living apart after 11 years: relationship crossroads24:26 – Hard truths about commitment and moving in togetherEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back together for the first time since Christmas — and there’s a lot to unpack. From festive wins and forgotten Yorkshire puddings to why January suddenly turns everyone into a life coach, the pair reflect on the emotional hangover that comes after the holidays.They dive into the pressure of New Year expectations, from five-year plans and relationship check-ins to Dry January guilt and gym anxiety. Peter shares stories from a surreal Dubai trip rubbing shoulders with football legends, while Abbey recounts a genuinely horrifying nail injury that landed her in hospital.In the Agony Abs, listeners open up about outgrowing old friendships, feeling emotionally drained by familiar faces, and the shame spiral that comes with January self-improvement attempts. Abbey and Peter offer honest, reassuring advice on letting relationships evolve, easing off unrealistic resolutions, and giving yourself a bit of grace during a heavy month.It’s funny, reflective, occasionally chaotic — and exactly the January reset you didn’t know you needed.00:00 – Opening chaos, banter and Christmas hangover energy01:04 – Christmas recap02:09 – Weekly Wine: forgotten Yorkshire puddings & bean debates04:27 – Abbey’s Christmas rant: mums doing all the work06:07 – Listener message: January deep chats and relationship fatigue08:00 – New Year pressure, five-year plans and “New year, new me” dread10:07 – Moon landings, Elon Musk and conspiracy detour12:30 – Mum’s annual January life-audit15:28 – Dry Jan intentions and realistic resets21:00 – Dubai trip, sports legends and football name-dropping chaos26:16 – Abbey’s nail injury horror story in Dubai31:25 – New Year resolutions, health, longevity and body scans33:18 – Deep dive: consciousness, death and untapped brain power42:08 – Agony Abs: outgrowing old friendships46:25 – Gym guilt, January shame and realistic fitness advice50:10 – Wrapping up, birthdays and subscribe reminderEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode, we're bringing you an absolute monster Best of Ask Us Anything special - and things get properly wild.Abbey, Pete, and Ross tackle your most outrageous questions from 2025: Sex schedules, dealing with your partner and his nightmare mates, and bedroom boundaries (or lack of) that left everyone speechless.We also revisit our favourite mini games from last year including; How many animals can we name without Abbey noticing, golf guessing games and name that footballer!! Fair warning: this gets saucy as we cover pegging debates, Ann Summers shopping lists, and post-baby intimacy. But if you've wondered whether you're the only one dealing with this stuff - you're definitely not.TherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #RelationshipAdvice #AskMeAnything #BestOf2025 #Podcast0:00 - Intro 3:14 - Fake Olympic Career Exposed3:52 - Cat Pee Problems & Solutions6:00 - Should Couples Try Therapy?8:00 - The Secret Animal Game Revealed8:47 - Would You Shag a Celebrity?9:49 - Abby Pronounces Football Names (Hilarious)11:22 - Peter Crouch Spotted on a Lime Bike in Nice!13:20 - Pegging Question: Bedroom Boundaries16:28 - Can You Complain About Your Partner's Friends?17:33 - Should Couples Schedule Sex?18:56 - Date Nights vs. Scheduled Intimacy20:51 - Hotel Getaways: Romance or Pressure?23:07 - Golf guessing game27:01 - First Couples Getaway After Baby Anxiety32:27 - Wrap Up & Final ThoughtsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the beautiful EastEnders icon and talented singer Shona McGarty - and nothing is off limits.Shona opens up about life after EastEnders, what it’s really like being known as ‘Whitney’ for over 20 years, and why stepping into the jungle was both terrifying and transformational.She talks candidly about anxiety, imposter syndrome and learning how to cope when fear shows up — as well as losing her dignity, surviving on rice and beans, and why she never wants to see a pretzel again.There’s also plenty of laughter as the gang dive into bonk beats, phone-call rage, and the chaos of modern life.Plus, Shona helps tackle an Agony Ab about being too reliable, sharing why saying no is sometimes the most powerful thing you can do.Honest, hilarious and surprisingly emotional — this is one you don’t want to miss.00:00 – Kicking off01:02 – Introducing the pod & today’s guest02:05 – Compliments, affirmations & relationship banter04:10 – New Year reflections & turning 4006:00 – Slowing down, being present & personal goals07:10 – Weekly whines: technology, logins & QR code rage09:05 – Paper menus & feeling “too old”11:15 – Phone call anxiety & unannounced callers13:20 – Oversharing on speakerphone disasters14:25 – Bringing Shona McGarty into the studio15:00 – First impressions & life after I’m A Celeb16:40 – No makeup TV moments & singing confidence18:20 – Jungle food, hunger & rice trauma19:50 – Camp friendships & WhatsApp groups21:10 – Being known as “Whitney” forever23:00 – Growing up on EastEnders25:00 – Long days, waiting around & strict schedules27:00 – Iconic EastEnders cast moments29:10 – Singing ambitions & future goals31:00 – Anxiety, medication & coping mechanisms33:00 – Caffeine withdrawal & jungle headaches34:40 – Trials, bugs, cockroaches & survival fears36:20 – Bonk baits, music choices & bedroom pressure38:50 – Quotes to live by & winning arguments41:00 – Jungle toilets, dignity loss & weight loss43:00 – Highlights of the jungle experience45:00 – What Shona missed most from home46:40 – Imposter syndrome & fitting in48:30 – Watching the show back50:20 – Agony Ab: being “too reliable” at work53:10 – Learning to say no & setting boundaries55:20 – Final thoughts, gratitude & wrap-up57:10 – End of episode & sign-offEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Happy New Year from Abbey and Peter! 🥂 Just a quick message to say thank you for all the love this year and to wish you a happy, healthy start to 2025.We’re taking a short breather, but don’t worry — The Therapy Crouch is back next week with a beautiful guest to kick off the new year properly.See you very soon for more laughs, honesty and relationship therapy you didn’t ask for (but probably need). ✨Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today’s Christmas special of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter deliver their very own festive spin on the Queen’s Speech, reflecting on a year of love, growth and the tiny habits that quietly drive us mad.From red flags that shout to beige flags that whisper “this will annoy you forever”, they take a wry look back at the moments that have tested relationships up and down the country.There’s talk of mismatched sexual rhythms, questionable storage discoveries, awkward festive gatherings and the universal comfort of knowing someone else is also silently judging something small.With music confessions, language debates and plenty of wine-fuelled wisdom, Abbey and Peter remind us that none of us are perfect — but if things get tense this Christmas… just grow up. 🎄🍷Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Michelle Watson

Most hilarious episode, couldn't stop laughing!

Jul 17th
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Lee Oxley

love it, but 9 mins of adverts? 😂😂

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Far too many adverts. won't be listening anymore x

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AB

love the podcast but get confused with the editing and an advert is in the middle of a sentence or the conversation seems to continue but when listening it feels like we are missing out on convo.

Jun 26th
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Neil Thomson

Pete isnt looking at your head Abbs

Jun 13th
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Tracey Derrick

Abbey fisting a beaver!

May 9th
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annabel neil

is it not fuckin Tuesday yet???

Apr 17th
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Covid Virus

wtf is this?

Mar 28th
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Liz Quinn

something wrong with the recording.

Feb 21st
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David Siddall

thank you for the 'literally' drinking game. 10 minutes into the holiday episode and I'm off my face 🤣🤣🤣

Feb 15th
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Chantelle Patterson

loved theseske me laugh so much! do down to earth

Feb 3rd
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