The Time-Warp Wife Podcast

Darlene Schacht (Time-Warp Wife) and her family welcome you into their home for light-hearted conversations with a Christian perspective.

Who Invented the Gelatin Turkey Dinner

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about bubble tea, the art of letter writing, and Darlene's thoughts on love.

09-22
01:03:34

Faith as a Mustard Seed

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about making music with a microwave, Bible translations, and what Jesus was really saying about a mustard seed.

09-11
53:33

The Bible With an Unfortunate Typo

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about the $75,000 dog, how to make the day longer, and some difficult Bible Trivia.

08-31
01:05:29

We Are Finally Back

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about angle grinder pizza, eating cactus, and Bible Trivia.

08-23
01:08:17

The Most Depressing Song Ever

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about Stompin Tom Connors, Mobility Scooter Races, and the potential risk that comes with some online teaching. Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Luke 1:1-4, "Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us, Even as they delivered them unto us, which from the beginning were eyewitnesses, and ministers of the word; It seemed good to me also, having had perfect understanding of all things from the very first, to write unto thee in order, most excellent Theophilus, That thou mightest know the certainty of those things, wherein thou hast been instructed." - KJV

07-02
01:02:05

Rockin the Plastic Udder

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about "the white car", Darlene's milkshake addiction, and God's creation. Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Psalm 19:1-6, "The heavens declare the glory of God; And the firmament shows His handiwork. Day unto day utters speech, And night unto night reveals knowledge. There is no speech nor language Where their voice is not heard. Their line has gone out through all the earth, And their words to the end of the world. In them He has set a tabernacle for the sun, Which is like a bridegroom coming out of his chamber, And rejoices like a strong man to run its race. Its rising is from one end of heaven, And its circuit to the other end; And there is nothing hidden from its heat." - KJV

06-22
01:04:21

Everyone Had a Cow in the Yard

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about why Darlene always got fired, bacon milkshakes, and the building of the second temple. Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Haggai 1:5-6, "Now therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts; Consider your ways. Ye have sown much, and bring in little; ye eat, but ye have not enough; ye drink, but ye are not filled with drink; ye clothe you, but there is none warm; and he that earneth wages earneth wages to put it into a bag with holes." - KJV

06-16
01:00:26

Do It Thyself Projects

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about whether ketchup is a smoothie, making Big Ben digital, and which Bible versions we use. Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, 2 Timothy 2:15, "Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth." - KJV

06-09
54:51

The World Record Backyard Fire

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about riddles, the meaning of life, and how Paul quoted from an ancient Greek play to make a point. Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, 1 Corinthians 15:19, "If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable." - KJV

05-31
01:04:52

The Department Store IQ Test

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about sewer alligators, cooking eggs on a sidewalk, and the odds of Nathaniel getting into Harvard. Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Galatians 5:9, "A little leaven leaveneth the whole lump." - KJV

05-24
01:03:10

What Are You Afraid Of?

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about how to climb a mountain in 4 minutes, a very old Bible, and the importance of reading God's Word daily. Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Psalm 143:10, "Teach me to do thy will; for thou art my God: thy spirit is good; lead me into the land of uprightness." - KJV

05-16
01:08:35

Look Up...Look Way Up

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about useless talents, the best prank ever, and discussing why satan is at war with the church. Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, 1 Corinthians 2:9, "But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him." - KJV

05-10
01:00:33

I'm Not This Smart - Trust Me

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about DIY projects, music, and playing a few intense rounds of Bible Trivia. Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Romans 15:13, "May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit."

05-05
01:00:34

Roller Derby Was Almost My Career Choice

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about football, the Oscars, and the importance of returning a call from your mother. Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Romans 8:13, "For if you live according to the flesh, you will die; but if by the Spirit you put to death the deeds of the body, you will live."

04-25
01:00:19

That Was the Old New Me

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about Thomas Jefferson's Bible, jury duty, and Nathaniel's gross looking social media. Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Proverbs 3:5-6, "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths."

04-19
01:02:36

Steamboat Willie

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about monkeys, racoons, and red pandas.  Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, 1 Peter 3:15, "But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect."

04-12
01:04:14

A Little Unknown Fact About YouTube

Darlene, Michael and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about chopped onions, YouTube, and the dangers of social media.  Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss Proverbs 31:25, and what it really means to laugh without fear of the future.

04-05
01:01:24

Bats are Bats and Birds are Just Birds

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about food poisoning, flying squirrels, and tiny homes.  Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they take a closer look at Romans 8:18 which reads, "I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us."

03-29
01:02:54

The Evolution of Websites

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about internet security, deep fake, and  the danger that the advancement of technology has brought with it.  Turning to the verse of the week they discuss Romans 8:28, "And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose."

03-15
01:09:23

The Real House of Mouse

Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they're chatting about Stompin Tom, Extra Gum, and the night the mice ran wild.  Turning to the verse of the week, they discuss Galatians 5:13, and what it means to put aside our freedom to humbly serve one another in love.

03-08
57:22

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