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The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 p.m. Eastern time.
European Vacation Dispatch From Leslie Price
CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN DAY FIVE: The Last Will And Testament Of Topical Host Leslie Price
CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN DAY FOUR: Host Leslie Price Confronts The Cursed Scratching Within His Walls
CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN DAY THREE: Scientists No Closer To Understanding How Pressing Buzzer Unlocks Apartment Door
CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN DAY TWO: Porn Industry Leaders Announce Immediate Closures Of All Orifices
Doctors Encourage More Women To Regularly Perform Breast Self-Exams To See If They Need Implants
NASA Finds Life Drowned On Mars
National Park Service Under Fire For Wasting $40 Million To Pamper A Single, Charming Moose
NASA Announces They Definitely Just Destroyed An Asteroid
Marina Abramović Stolen In Daring Performance Art Heist
Outbreaks In Victorian England Confirm Coronavirus Capable Of Spreading Through Time
An Alarming Crime Scene In New England
Green Giant Takes A Stand Against Gun Violence
Is Bernie Sanders Too Old To Be The Next James Bond?